>ITT: Describe your sex life using a quote from Ed, Edd

stinky hat

>>78642809
I CAN'T FIND THE X

Is sitting naked in a wagon cool?

Jawbreaker

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>BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY

i dont have a sex life for the moment but i couldnt pass that one up

My yeast is rising.

CANADIANS ARE WEIRD

>>78642809
>DOOOOOOOOOORKS

>IM TELLING MOM

That's nice, Ed.

Oh I feel it. I feel the adrenaline Eddy baby!

>>78642809
Slide on the soap
Slide on the soap
Slide on the soap

Spending an extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing.

That's...disturbing.>>78643078

That's my udder you're touching.

Are moms girls

come, boogaloo with Rolf, show me where your mother lives!

NOT MY HORSE

STICK TO THE SCRIPT

>>78642809

[Yodelling]

>>78642809
This is so unsanitary.

I AM THE GREAT BARON O'BEEFDIP

Big butt, so what?

Life has many doors, Ed-boy

Your puny wieners are not match for rolf's hunger

I didn't even know they made magazines like that...

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*Sumo noises*

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>>78642809
HEY! This butt's been USED!

I found my sensitive side. 'Cause it has a rash.

>>78642809
Position and pose starts by fanning your toes and placing your left foot right.

>>78643249
Underrated post/10

>>78642809
>Are moms girls?

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Let's not ask for miracles, Ed.

The cat sours the basil.

It's all fun and games until somebody spills the mayonnaise.

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>Get your butt off the sprinkler

>Only the claw knows!

>Meet my clam, Bobo!

Hey, watch the camel!

PINK BELLY

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>>78643415

There wasn't an x to be found, Ed...

>Stop it before it lays eggs!

>Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft!

I'M A MINOR, STOP!

>Is that a doggy treat?

>North to Alaska!

I think I just thunk

>>78643584
>Antonucci?

>But I did everything it said in the comic book...

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CALL A DOCTOR!

>>78642809
Seen it
Seen it
Seen it
(...)
*SMACK* Didn't see that... *laughs*

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Know where we could find more wood, Jonny boy?

>End of first sequence and fade to black.

Blah, blah blah, blah blah blah, yap yap, blah blah, dribble dribble dribble.

>What have I told you about the needless taxing of one's digestive system?

He's like a BAD ITCH, Double D!

You know what they say: A little childhood trauma builds character

Not to mention a duck

A canadian squirt gun!

Just fill, and squirt!

>You know what they say, Double D! If you're thirsty, take a drink!

>Look at the size of that Northern Dutch Elm!

>Ed: Am I cool now? Eddy: No, you're naked

>We broke everything but a record.

One plus one equals one on a bun.

>I am an Oedipus, cause I'm Ed!

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>>78643745

Hay, are these real leopard-skin undies?

A bar-mitzvah!

BUT I LIKE CHICKENS, DOUBLE-D

>Eddy, my chute has been secretly treated with a silicone lubricant making it, THE FASTEST SLIDE TO ANY BASEMENT, ANYWHERE!

>>78642809
which one is the character that never talks

>>78643917
*Hey

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>>78643563

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>Enjoy the genuine shag carpeting and the water bed!

>"Victor! Do not spoil your supper with the white bread!"

>>78642809
I spend two hours counterbalancing chains and all you can come up with is a suit?

>>78642809
I LOVE CHICKENS EDDY!

>MALICE ME WITH A SHOEHORN!?

>I'll get in the way and make a big mess!

>MAMA! A BANDAGE FOR ROLF!

Never again will Rolf store keys in his trouser pocket

SUBALUWA

>Pepperoni! Italian!

>Clammy!

>No cash, a fine strip of bacon, yes?

Worry not, little man. Because you get to have a lollypop after.

THIS IS UNSANITARY

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>NOWHERE BUT UP EDDY!

>Someone...or something...is TOUCHING everybody's stuff!

>Me and you and a dog named "Blue"

>That bald kid took my money!

I don't know where he's getting those hot dogs either Plank.

>IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE! FATE HAS CONSPIRED AGAINST US!

>>78643696
Sides lost.

>Ow, my lasagna!

That'll be 25 cents

>DOUBLE D, LET ME POKE YOUR BRAIN.

You don't shave coconuts, you eat them!

>Look! Who's that hairy beast eating all the dip?

Why does goo float?

Why are Eddy's clothes lying on my floor? Is he running around naked again?

Why's your girlfriend wearing a sock on her head?

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>>78644755
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

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>You got to love these family moments.

"absolutely nothing"

>>78642809
>I will give you an entire layer of pudding skin!

"Does it have knobs?"

[distant animal noises]

>>78645778
Sarah will tell mom, who will tell dad who will say "Not now, I just got home from work!"

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There's a serial toucher on the loose!

Just me, myself, and I or I don't fly.

one plus one equals one inna bun.

That was a crazy new years.

SOOBADAYUUUUUH!

>"Not even if it was the last bed on earth..."

That's my horse

>>78646607
>...Pickle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-yrHMyfsjk

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>>78642809

"That's disturbing.."

i fear they are becoming amorous

Yeah, and 2-year-olds aren't even good at stuffing sausages.

Every Christmas!

What am I paying you for?

Any last words before I pound ya?

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How's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TShkzlL9v-Q

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>anything plank says.

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LIFE HAS MANY DOORS, ED BOY

>>78647018
>Zone parody when

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>>78642809
Your puny wieners are no match for Rolf's Hunger

Spending an extended period of time in female company can be physically disorientating and mentally confusing.

HAVING FUN IN MY SHED ED BOYS

The only way to get it right is to get it wrong.

I am a whale, Eddy! An endangered mammal, hug me.

>>78642809
>Gruesome, tasteless, hideous and repulsive!

>Well that didn't last long.

>Let Rolf show you exactly where the egg comes from

There there, little man. There's plenty to be ashamed of.

No backs to the camera please, it's rude you know.

>>78642809
I would but it was so long ago I can't remember it.

>Tell me, Ed. What flavor was it?

>"How could something so bad taste so good"

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Peter Kelamis really needs to read these on mic

>>78642809
Gravy

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SPOON PLEASE!

>"Ed...how did you do that?"

Ah, my I borrow your rump? Yes, thank you!

>"Oh Dear, Pain."

"I have caused discomfort, cause I'm Eddy!!"

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>Splish splash take a bath!

>"Why is your helmet on your butt Ed?"
>"For protection!"

>You Have Broken the Celery Stalk on the Back of a Sea Urchin!

>A squirtgun?
>A CANADIAN SQUIRTGUN.

>>78649838

>We missed every shot...

>>78642809
gee, Plank

>Spending an extended period of time in female company can be physically disorientating and mentally confusing.

>Close the curtain, as it is colder than my nana's wooden leg!

>Eddy, you've run out of refreshments! And this rubber tube is giving me a rash.

>Be careful Eddy, do not taunt the doodle!

>dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xhZ6lVAl8

>>78643078
Was he saying soap or slope?

Nutloaf, Ed?

>I feel like a sissy

>Mm. How long have you been a size two?

>BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG TROOOOUUUUUUUBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>He keeps his snake in the trunk. Huh. The little weasel must have escaped again.

>I'll get you, dork! After I find some ointment! Ouch!

>Your village idiot has fallen in Rolf's hole. A celebration, I say!

>>78645857
best sound effect the show ever used.

THIS BUTTS BEEN USED!

>"Double D made a mess in his sleeping bag"

Zappity zap-zap.

>Ready or not, here I am!

>Banana! You are a banana!

You may kiss it if you like.

>IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE

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>>78650603
I can't help but find these funny now.

>buttered toast

>Someone get me off this merry-go-round called life!

>[disappointed groan]

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Yeshmiyek who peels the root and grinds the sausage with her boot!
Yeshmiyek who cures the meat and stuffs the fruits and sugared beets!
Yeshmiyek who salts the pork and stabs it with her silver fork!
Yeshmiyek who cuts the cheese and gives the loaf of bread a squeeeeze!

>>78643236
I wish I could post the pic but I think I would be banned

>An angel just got it's wings, Double D.

>>78644813
>Nana?

>Look at that Ed! Evil Tim is sucking Jimmy in!

>>78652317
>weird hooting gorilla/monkey laugh sound

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>I was kind of hoping my first kiss would be... enjoyable.

>Jiggly.

>I got a prize, Eddy!

>Bon apètit, turtle dove, for I am basted and ready to serve!

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>>78642975

The weight of the bananas rolfs apples

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>>78644225
We have a winner

>Canadians are weird

I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT

>Oh look, a whole box of alien exploratory probes dropped off in an attempt to save fuel during a mutiny of pulsing brain-mutants

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>>78643948

>Rolf's thirst is only comparable to the dryness of Papa's chafed elbows.

>You know what they say: A little childhood trauma builds character.

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>>78643917

>ITT: Describe your sex life using a quote from Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy.
I wonder what's on TV?

You're too fat for me...I'm too fat for you

>Eat your smelly sausage, Eddy. Chew it all up or no octopus for you, mister.

>>78642809
That's my horse!

>>78642809
Ed-d-d-d-d-dy

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>>78652640
Too real

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>>78643031
Dying

>>78643180
Underrated

You know what they say: a little childhood trauma builds character

>"I love a man in uniform "

I will now inflict pain on you.

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>Ed, your dreams getting weird

GIVE 'EM THE BURRHEAD BUMP, ED!!

Well, the rods are shot... and it'll probably take me weeks to find another box.

Why is Double-D Ed-boy calling the Chestnut Elves?

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>>78646943
>"A Dickie?!"

My goodness, /co/ has finally run out of things to talk about.

>Double D's legs are gone.

>Tell me lost little red cent, have you ever experienced the all mighty THREE SHOE BEATING?

>Listen to the clams gurgle in the bucket

>YEE HAW!

>Grass is mother nature's wall to wall broadloom little buddy

IT'S A TUB OF GRAVY.

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YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CELERY STALK ON THE BACK OF A SEA URCHIN!!!!!!

>>78657184
>What'd he say?

It won't stay up, it's limp!

The weight of the bananas are crushing rolfs apples!

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>>78644755
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EXTREME CLOSEUP

>>78657124
>My gravy will ferment for another day!

>Hey Marie flip me over I'm getting crispy. Marie? Flip me over I'm getting crispy! MARIE!

>>78642975

I guess this one would apply for me cos I have a chubby girlfriend.

>>78642975
>If you can't beat 'em, show off!

>>78650710
I'm pretty sure it was "Slide on the soap" because they had made their snow out of powered laundry soap.

Urrgh, it's saturated in drool! And it's spine is bent! We can't return it in this condition!

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>>78657184
Kek

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>>78650603
wait a minute
I RECOGNISE THAT ARTSTYLE
good thing rebeccas not afraid to use fag

STINKY HAT!

I caused discomfort, cause I'm eddy!

>>78657805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCMIYAjHiH4

Sone of a gun, you insult Rolf by denying the eels!?

You have sleepies in your eyes

YEEEEEHAW

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