If Eddie Murphy gets dropped into the Cars universe and starts

>>78593161
Does it have to be Eddie Murphy who bananas up the tailpipes? Can it be any person who does this?

>>78593355
He's the most well-known for doing it due to Beverly Hills Cop. I guess it could be anyone.

I'm just wondering how the hell their anatomy works.

>>78593161
How would a car stick a banana up another car's tailpipe without it looking ridiculously sexual?

>>78593161
Wouldn't that be the equivalent of sticking a banana up someone's ass, then? If they've got mouths then that's the through-line I'm seeing here.

This thread and OP's question just reminded me of Shed 17. Fuck you OP.

>>78593473
>Implying that isn't the very way Cars procreate.

>>78594307
Of course not. Didn't you watch "Planes: Fire & Rescue"?

Cars are hatched from eggs.

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>>78593433
Clearly a vivisection is in order.

>>78594359
Planes is part of the Legends continuity actually, it's not canon.

>>78594359

What eggs? I've seen the movie dozens of times, what are you on about?

>>78596076

Sorry but planes is canon to cars there's a lightning mcqueen sign in the city at the end of the first movie.

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>>78595909
...Ceaser's ghost!
That is educationally horrifying!

The implications of such a horrible creature is absolutely mind numbing and disgusting!

Do they take the wheels off of the retarded ones so they can't drive off cliffs or hurt other cars?

Where does the engine come from? Does it just get dropped in there, to rub against muscle and tissue.

IS THE FUCKING CAR A SHELL FOR THE ORGANS?!
DO THEY STUFF A BRAIN AND EYEBALLS INTO A FUCKING CAR!?

AHHHHHH!!!!!

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>>78597973

From what you see in cars 2. The cars themselves are pretty much all mechanical. Because the french cars with eye lights has no internal bits.

Or it could be just a fucking kids movie with talking cars not even a new concept at all.

>>78595909
Oh god, it's Shed 17 all over again!