If Neil Gaiman was a woman, would you waifu him more or

Neil would be one fucking uglyass woman, so probably not.

/co/ would probably hate the shit out of her. Pretentious, a hack, a preachy political bitch who's constantly pandering in lieu of real storytelling.

>>78584769
I'm not interested in having a slut as my waifu.

>>78584769
probably just as much, which is a lot

Anyone recommend me some Neil novels?

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High impact sexual violence in all holes I would give up all of my life for the opportunity to have my way with her.
I do not care the cost I do not care the danger I would find her and have my way with her and kidnap her for 6 months.
When I'm done with her she will be a broken shell and she will have surrendered one eye to me. Within her broken and withered state where she can never return she will make one last work a true work of art.
Then she will die from the trauma I have inflicted as it is gestated 6 months already

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There's a comic where Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman are schoolgirls.

>>78588249
Everything he wrote pre-Anansi Boys is good. American Gods is the best of all that stuff. Anansi Boys itself is completely forgettable. I haven't read anything he wrote after that.

>>78588249
Good Omens, if that even counts.

>>78590563
Post it

>>78590793
I can't.
I couldn't find copies of it, but I know the artist: http://ryusukehamamoto.deviantart.com/

>>78590563
>make generic anime girls
>say it's r63

>>78590668
the ocean at the end of the lane could be considered a spiritual succesor of coraline, i agree with the notion that anansi was not all that but this book i really liked
the kindly ones are characters in the story

>>78592289
That's literally all r63 though.