>Quinn! Step away from him or I'll break every bone

He didn't really say that right?

>No one hurts Batman's husbando and gets away with it

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>>78514185
No. He actually said: I want to protect that smile

>>78514185
No, but he would.

>>78514168
>it's true love.jpg

>Batman watches Joker fight his beard.

>>78514168
I literally heard Conroy's voice

>>78514168
Why are women so fucking oppressive? He's not into you, bitch. Get a fucking clue already.

>>78514168
At this point even Midnighter is less of a faggot than Batman is.

she's so pale and hot

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>>78514829
>yfw Midnighter was fully intent on killing Prometheus for literally fucking with him
>yfw Batman is fully intent on giving Joker one chance after another and literally walk over all the people Joker's put in the ground
If the latter's not true love I don't know what is

>>78514185
He actually said
>>I made a very solemn vow about firearms. But for you, I'm making a once-in-a lifetime exception.
No one touches his Joker-senpai. NO ONE.

>>78514889
Never got the appeal of pale girls but maybe it's my own projected issues.
I associate pale skin with pain.

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>>78514168

>>78515520
And that's why Midnighter is superior

>>78514168
Batman haters sewriously need to find a character they like instead of posting all day about one they they don't

>>78515553
Post Joker's fw Batman shoots Harley in the face

>>78515715
You know, the gay shit between Batman and Joker is pretty much the modern version of the gay shit between Batman and Robin, it really makes you wonder if writers do it on purpose.

>>78515767
>wahh stop making fun of my favorite imaginary friend!!

>>78515784
That was done like 10 20 years ago and it's not actually Batman and Joker, it's Mark Hamil and some actor who were starring in a Batman movie that Harley and Ivy hijacked.

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>>78515767
>implying people aren't having a field day with this

Who are some characters in DC that Batman can't do shit about? I want to see one of those guys take out Joker and Batman just has to eat crow forever because he can't get preptime revenge on them.

>>78515879
Why the fuck is Ace chemicals is still around?

Why hasn't the Joker taken the chemicals that transformed him and rain them down on Gotham and recreate it into Jokersville.

>>78514421
It's eerie how easily he comes to mind whenever Batman's on the page. I love the casting of the DCAU but none of them have stuck like Conroy and Hamill.

>>78515918
Too predictable.

>>78515918
>>78516001
>harley makes gotham into jokersville and fucks literally everybody but the original joker

>>78516116
GOLDEN.

Joker has more plot armor than most protagonists doesn't he?

>>78516116
I love it

>>78515879
Aw, Hal, did you get chair envy? That little armchair construct is adorable~

>>78516116
Is that El Chapo?

>>78517674
Nope it's a guy who flashed a feminist rally somewhere in south America.

>>78515879
does that chair make him batgod?
he's gonna have a hard time getting off that chair in the future.

>>78517674
Might be able to get the original if you ask /pol/ I recognize it but never saved it.

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>>78517779
I did my research.

>>78517711
Here's the original image if you still need it

>>78517828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PylaKpIbh0

>>78517828
Always funny, though not entirely sure of the context, I guess >>78517711 sounds good enough. Not sure I want to know more.

>>78515882
First I can think of is the Spectre, but he can't kill Joker because "fuck you that's why".

>>78517846
This man is the hero America needs.

>>78515987
Not even Combs?

>>78517861

The context is that there was a "slutwalk" going on in brazil.

Lots of "feminists" going around with "our body our choice" stuff you know the drill, one walking about topless, probably some fully naked.

Then one hero of a man decided "hey they are right MY BODY MY CHOICE!" and he pulls out his knob infront of them.

His face shows he regrets nothing.

>>78514168
Harley really takes her chess matches seriously.

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>>78515715
Batman's fucking face is amazing.

Batman not killing the Joker is perfectly fine, but why the fuck is it okay that he takes such offense when someone else tries to off him?

>>78521061
How would you feel if your one true love, your raison d'etre, your heart and soul, your every night, your etc etc, was murdered by someone?

>>78515520
It's a damn shame Prometheus managed to teleport away before he died.

>>78520992
>>78515715
They're actors in a movie.

>>78521171
I like to think that "Joker" is Mark Hamill (obviously for the Dagobah line) and "Batman" is Kevin Conroy

>>78514168
The Joker can brawl with Batman. He's not a skinny, nonathletic mastermind type. If Harley is doing that to him, he's letting her.

>>78521279
>The Joker can brawl with Batman.
>He's not a skinny, nonathletic mastermind type
Since fucking when?

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>>78515879
Way too comfy.

>>78517921
Nah, Batman has dealt with the Spectre. One of the Endless seems more likely.

>>78521061
Because even if the Joker's at the receiving end of it, it's still murder. Murder is a crime.
And Batman is supposed to stop crimes.

>>78521403
Batman didn't stop the Spectre. He just talked him out of it.

>>78521171
It's still funny seeing a grown man in a Batman costume look utterly scared.

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>>78521320
Since always.