It's that time of the year again
Who is up for 750 pages of christian manga
lets get together and get real SAAAAAAAAAAD
downloads for those of you who cant finish the story
https://www.mediafire.com/#83b3owjxin4ed
Waiting for this. I have not read this.
reminder that eddie is the best boy
I mean it's kind of a low bar, but still
It's been a year already?
>>78424244
>>78424236
you are in for some shit
>>78424223
Weeeell, she is cute.
>>78424254
also for those who dont know
get ready for HELLO MY FELLOW CHILDEREN I AM A CHILD AS WELL tier dialog
Rad.
>>78424236
Hold on to your butt.
>>78424254
>saluting the flag after hanging it
Is this normal?
>>78424265
>>78424276
no
but only if you ARENT PATRIOTIC
>>78424240
Oh hell yeah, I've been looking forward to this! I think this is the forth time reading Christmas Serenity with /co/. You should put the name in the OP tho.
>>78424288
the dialog gets better i promise
>>78424265
Fashion's quite tame at the beginning
>>78424276
Saluting the flag after raising it is an acceptable alternative to clapping.
>>78424295
its not till the 3rd book i think that starts getting bad
i think thats the one where sally just decides to make everyone blind
>>78424305
SICK BURNS
>>78424305
>starts getting bad
That's one way of putting it. I'd rather call it amazing!
>>78424294
Well, it can't get worse
>>78424317
it still blows my mind that lori is white as fuck in the first comic
>>78424334
Serenity about to check some jabroni's into the smackdown hotel
>>78424334
so these kids wouldnt be in school
like i get the whole BAD KIDS NO RULES thing
but you literally are not allowed to not wear a shirt in school you'd be like fuckign expelled
also two finger
jesus the black kid is the only one who wears normal clothes
Hold on to your butts.
>>78424347
the writer is hip with the kids
kids dont use Os they use AWs in their words
>>78424357
I think kim and sally have been toking it up
>>78424366
so for all you new people
just let this page set the tone
Time once again for my third-favorite comic of all time.
>>78424374
Serenity is the only comic I know that can leap between hilariously bad, unintentionally creepy and genuinely affecting.
>>78424357
>whoops can't show that in a christian manga
i didn't sign up for this
this is a christian manga??
It've been waiting, thank you OP
Let's do this shit
Fuck, my weeb keeps bleeding through. I keep trying to read these backwards.
>>78424392
so its really unclear and i dont think many people notice but this is supposed to be a different day
>>78424357
>Whoops
Ah, a classic.
>>78424413
>>78424410
yes it is a christian manga
it gets weirder to
Hey, later in the day when we get more along, someone needs to post the emails and anon sent to the author. Very insightful and pretty cool really.
Is there a rule on edits? Post 'em when the appropriate time comes, or is this going to be a clean run?
>>78424413
>demin skirt with pockets
How come this never caught on irl?
>>78424428
and then lori is brown
>>78424432
That's always saved for the very end. Now shut up, you don't want to give newbies any idea what's coming.
>>78424428
Actually, scientist have proven cussing does make it feel better
>>78424438
>>78424432
usually posted at the end of the comic
>>78424435
a lot of people dont like it but honestly i dont really care
i don't think it effects the story time too much but as long as people arent spamming pics its fine by me
>>78424432
They along with reaction images, edits and other fun stuff is usually posted at the end of the comic.
>>78424457
YOUR CREATIVE THINKING IS WRONG
>>78424466
Who is ready for some privilege checking
>>78424475
this will be on the test
>>78424475
Get ready for THE DEVIL LADY vs TEH CLAW
>>78424489
to be fair serenity would probably end up writing some edgy teenage angsty poems so i dont know if i can fault him
>>78424513
I want to make a joke with peanut butter but i'm not clever enough
>>78424489
The rope climb in gym is a deep deep part of our culture as Americans. But I've NEVER had to do anything even close to it!
>>78424518
casual blasphemy sounds like a rad 90's band
>>78424522
We never climbed ropes in gym class, we always swung from them
>>78424518
Nigger
>>78424532
>>78424522
As a man who fears heights i'd say fuck that
even if i could climb it I'd be terrified to get down
>>78424522
we did it
but nobody ever really put any effort in except one or two guys
>>78424540
>cussing wont help
>cusses
>it helps
every time
>>78424552
eddie what are you doing
thats not how it works
eddie stop
>>78424518
Nigger
>>78424482
>WOMYN
Is this a thing for realsies
>>78424572
>>78424573
ITS BECAUSE IT DOESNT HAVE THE WORD MEN IN IT
shes actually a really likable charactrer in comparison to 90 percent of the cast
>>78424522
Euro here, we climbed ropes quite often.
>>78424223
YES
THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR IS HERE
****ING FINALLY, I LOVE YA ANON
>>78424581
Weebs, what does her top say?
>>78424552
> it isn't deck
Wh...what does that even mean?
>>78424294
You know that's a fucking lie.
>>78424590
I used to go to church youth groups
it was weird becuase for the first half hour we did basically easy work for the church that was basically arts and crafts then we got a half hour in a fucking arcade
our church had a god damn arcade in the basement
>>78424609
>arcade in the basement
sounds badass
>>78424552
>****
>COUNTER-ROTATING
>****
>PERPENDICULAR
>****
What did brown loli say?
>>78424615
yeah no one question the half naked teen with no shoes
i mean don't ask if she got kicked out or if she is having home troubles or anything
>>78424598
ancient version of dank
>>78424609
>our church had a god damn arcade in the basement
Sounds pretty awesome.
Tell us more.
>>78424609
>that billboard text
Couldn't spend 30 seconds properly aligning it to the art?
>>78424634
who wants more resonable questions with terrible answers
i think this one is okay but still
>>78424615
Big guy has a special steel chair because the green ones probably can't hold him
>>78424649
>>78424647
there wasnt enough time to align their eyes right in every panel
>>78424374
Só basically.. They will be Ned flanders
>>78424609
Sounds deck dawgz
>>78424662
>>78424650
dude is like the size of kingpin but with no muscle
>>78424649
hahaha her parents divorced lol
>>78424677
Thats bullshit and you know it
theres like 500 god damn rules that enforce the ten commandments
>>78424677
I didn't miss it! I'm so happy!!
>>78424707
its like that sears commercial
you know the one
>>78424406
>Serenity is the only comic I know that can leap between hilariously bad, unintentionally creepy and genuinely affecting.
100% right
>>78424721
What is the difference, if any, between a pastor and a priest?
>>78424729
bad puns are bad
unless you know they are bad
then they are fine
>>78424223
Could you re-up to something that's not mediafire? MF is doing some weird shit where it's trying to be hip and with it, but all it's doing is preventing me from downloading and pissing me off.
>tfw MF was king after Mega went down
>how far they have fallen
>>78424457
>>78424466
Fucking every panel in these two pages is super exploitable, every year I promise myself I'll start using those crops that usually get posted at the end of the whole story and I never do that
>>78424740
>>78424744
I can try in a little while
its a little difficult to do while story timing
>>78424691
Christian anarchism isn't as fun as it sounds.
>>78424755
>>78424750
page 22 looks like elite beat agents
>>78424761
This is how high school kids talk
all teenagers are douchbags
proven fact
>>78424572
And every time I lose my shit at mom's dress.
Truly a cherished tradition.
>>78424755
Why is there a fire drill happening before school?
>>78424223
>>78424223
Why they are all so cute?
Why it seems like western artists can't draw "manga"-style rightly?
It shouldn't be that hard.
>>78424786
>>78424788
I actually don't know
I want to say serenity set the alarm off to steal the money but they clearly say its a drill
>>78424804
>>78424800
This comic is particularly bad
although the artist got better and she has a deviant art and is a really good artist now I just dont remember her name
>>78424800
Because there is no "manga style" to get right.
>>78424662
>That's bullshit. My eyes are fine.
- Magneto
>>78424594
Seconding
>>78424788
Some schools have health&safety quota to check on all student training/equipment at least once a year.
>>78424817
i think its suppose to be a joke but that anti social poster is a real thing
>>78424740
sick foreshadowing
>>78424649
Divorce harms children, keeping two adults in a miserable destructive relationship with kids caught in the middle is MUCH better.
>>78424825
>>78424819
the question isnt about the drill its about when it occurs
its very very odd to have it set off before school
especially since kids are arriving after the fact
>>78424572
>when you can't decide which color a dress should be
>>78424839
>>78424828
orel turned out fantastic didnt he
>>78424662
>smug anime girl.png
>>78424699
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>78424775
>arrested
>for stealing 15 bucks
Would that really happen?
>>78424650
kekd
>>78424847
>>78424854
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>78424854
gotta crank up that dethklok
>>78424869
HELLO FELLOW CHILDEREN DO YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES
>>78424755
Yeah, I realised after I made the post. Don't worry about it, I'll just try to keep up.
>>78424482
Geez....she is like my teacher on college.
Really, this Isn't a fucking strawman, they are like this
>>78424885
>>78424882
have you tried not being a white male?
>>78424878
can't argue with that logic
>>78424847
But he did, beyond all reason, though granted he did have a few reasonably decent role models.
>>78424895
>tfw no qt blue hair girl to lust over you
>>78424859
>be American
>go to school
>pledge allegiance to a piece of fabric
>escape daily shooting
>someone stole 15 dollars
>you get arrested
>police beat you and shoot you in prison
>wounds get treated
>200k dollars bill from hospital
Such is life in America.
>>78424909
>>78424905
thats kind of the point but his parents were not the reason for it
>>78424634
One of the most common tropes in christian fiction,the unbelieving character that never heard about Jesus or the Bible in their life, even if they live in a bible belt.
Every-single-time! in every christian film, TV series, whatever!
>>78424924
>>78424913
in my elementary school after we said the pledge we also had to sing one of 3 patriot songs
the only one i remember was the national anthem
its stupid and i hate it and that school was the only one to do it
>>78424738
Priest is for catholics, right? Pastor for protestants. Priests don't get married, but most pastors do or are allowed.
>>78424872
Buzz seems like he'd be awkward with kids.
>>78424895
I am hispanic.
But I become white every time that I have a different opinion there.
>>78424938
>>78424930
this isnt as generic as your average christian story
in fact its vastly different then most
>>78424947
10/10 buzz you know how to slut a girl
>>78424947
aw yeah here we go
>>78424954
>no exposed thong
5/10, see me after class.
>>78424960
his face in the last panel makes me laugh every time
>>78424909
Best girl: Serenity
Best boy: Eddie
Any questions?
>>78424786
>what-e-VAH
>>78424973
>My sin sense is tingling
>>78424999
how do you get a shower that cold
FUCK YES SERENITY!!!
>>78425008
this is the first panel i've seen where someone isnt wearing something stupid
So far this Isn't thaaaaat bad.
How old was the girl doing it? I think that the most strange thing is the sheer scale of this thing.
>>78424938
>green eagle t-shirt
Why
>>78424240
Yes, but who should win the Eddie Bowl?
>>78425008
If you believe in God, anything is possible!
>>78425021
>>78425022
Buzz the writer was like a middle aged man i think
i dont know about the artist i assume in her 20s
it gets weirder but its a genuinly good story that can hook you easily
>>78425021
MIL
L
N
>>78425026
Hey, Dave's here. How's your Christmas?
>>78425022
you mean the 40 year old man who did this?
this wasn't a webcomic thing this got published and everything
>>78425036
>>78425026
eddie deserves a nice caring womenwho is also probably a huge slut
>>78424973
>now that's what I call sinit doubles as an algebra joke too, I'm a comedy genius
>>78424975
kek
>>78425056
>>78425045
yeah I own two of the comics
someday i'll get the rest
>>78425041
Never miss it.
And pretty good. Kid loved the Lego Scooby Doo.
You?
>>78425056
That too
>>78424223
Oh boy, just met a girl that is basically the MC in real life.
We used to moderate a Gorillaz blog and talk about art. She was acute [\spoiler]
>>78424869
jesus christ, she really did steal it
>>78425067
You know people give kim a lot of shit but she is the only one who is really allowed to be a bitch to serenity
>>78425022
>How old was the girl doing it?
sweatingman.jpg
>>78425090
>>78425081
you know serenity seems like the type to listen to gorillaz and sport tank girl shirts
>>78425074
Pretty great, couple games and CDs, some blu-rays. Got lots of cash to waste on cigars now, too.
>>78424392
That last panel is actually kinda funny.
>>78424999
>she was barefoot the whole time
>again
Subtle fetishes?
>>78425090
This comic gives me emotions I used to feel when I went to youth group at my church.
Shit, I just woke up. Merry Christmas /co/.
>>78425102
>is it still stealting if i give it to someone else
I.. what?
are you retarded? yes its still stealing
>>78425045
OK, now I see. I thought it was a DA webcomic.
>>78425124
>>78425118
I wouldnt call it subtle
>>78425120
it doesnt get real bad till about book 4
you are in for some shit
>>78425138
>>78425135
I remember hearing Buzz wanted to do an all girl version of lord of the flies or something like that
its weird to see him go from this to somethign so boner enducing
bump so I can read later
>>78425138
Oh. This is the fifth time I'm reading it. Every year the feelings grt more intense.
>>78425138
They didn't draw the floor so it looks like she's climbing out of the window
>>78425138
Man, I'm not even a footfag and I'm liking Serenity's barefoot habit. This fucking site ruins all of us in the end.
>>78425104
Awesome.
Hope this storytime has a good turn out.
>>78425124
>is it still stealing if I give the money to somebody else?
Naaaah, you go Robin Hood!
>>78425183
>blacky's backpack
Jesus fuck where do you get a backpack that size and why do you need it for school
>>78425160
Be fucking thankful that feet is all that your into.
>>78425192
dat hank venture face
>>78424738
>between a pastor and a priest?
>Pastor
Protestant, Evangelic, Baptist, etc. Can marry and have children.They actually are encouraged to have a wife and children since they must be the example of what a family must be to their community.
>Priest
Catholic, Orthodox. Can't marry, must remain celibate all their life because of reasons and because they are supposed to be" married" to the church.[I was raised catholic, but it's hard to explain it in a short post, just search for it if you want to know more]
>>78425200
I'm an armpitfag, which gets even more disdain than feet.
>>78425202
>herself
>implying
I mean, yeah it was Serenity but you gotta assume innocent until proven otherwise
>>78425202
so thats the end of the first book
9 left to go
also this is the back cover which im posting to remind everyone that stan lee supports the horrors of christian high school
>>78425210
Hairy or shaven?
>>78425090
>There is no God here. Just me.
>>78425202
Holy shit! That is hank
>>78425183
>licking garbage fingers
Yuck.
alright gimme a couple of minutes and i'll continue
>>78425222
Both are fine in my book.
>>78425219
>"Manga from Heaven" tm
>>78425124
This isn't what Robin Hood taught me
And why does the pizza need to be cold?
>>78425235
Please don't take too long.
>>78425235
Was Melody Carlson reading the same book as us?
>>78425238
Neat. Do you mind the smell?
>>78425219
>5'0 and 98 pounds
Holy fuck that's tiny.
>>78425210
Better than guro. Fuck me.
>>78425250
Hey, it's only 17 bucks, warm ones cost extra
POST THE SERENITY SCREENCAP
I KNOW SOMEONE HAS IT
>>78425235
OKAY lets get back to this
>>78425250
pizza is better a day later
>>78425257
Smell does nothing for me, and I don't understand people who like it.
>>78425275
What?
>>78425279
>>78425275
as long as it isnt the email
thats to be posted at the end
>>78425279
IT WAS ME LORI
>>78425282
Haha. I guess it's a primal thing like smelling your mate's scent.
>>78425279
Fuck yes day old pizza.
OK guys.
Let's be realistic here.
Who here would like to cuddle with Serenity?
>>78425304
>fishnet shirt made out of belts
did nomura design this
>>78425188
That poor excuse for a door
>>78425317
>>78425316lori would
>>78425316
Hospice taught me to stay the fuck away from damaged girls.
>>78425316
who wouldn't?
>>78425327
>>78425329
dating a damaged girl taught me to stay away from damaged girls
>>78425216
yeah, i don't know what the author wanted to show. Perhaps that atheists are generally bad people.
>>78425282
I'm not an armpit fetishist but I find smell amazing. Sleeping in the same bed as someone and then breathing in their smell in the morning, I have serious problems with controlling myself.
>>78424825
>I'm a fellow children like you, I understand those loud punk bands like Metallica are the cool vibrations children listen today
>>78425338
RAPE IS CHRISTIAN SALLY
>>78425347
Sally looks like shes about to pull out her stand in that bottom left panel
>>78425316
Who wouldn't?
>>78425219
>that Stan Lee quote
I lost count of the years I've been reading this and I managed to miss it everytime. Truly a gift that keps on giving.
Is there any porn in this? Otherwise I won't bother. This looks super boring
>>78425297
>>78425304
what the fuck? they are just randomly testing her?
>>78425365
Welcome to Serenity.
>>78425353
>>78425365
yeah thats how random drug tests work
>>78425364
yes
its not as boring as it seems you just have to read a bit into it to get invested
>>78425365
Probably has to do with her Parole
>>78425353
>black femaling you
LOL
>>78425382
420 blaze it fagit
>>78425353
>attending prayer club that day was like wearing a big "guilty" sign
it's not, and she wasn't the only one there.
>>78425404
Buttsex
>>78425397
I want Serenity wear the striped socks. It's christmas after all!
>>78425364
>Is there any porn in this
It's a christian manga, Anon.
Give it a chance though.
Serenity storytime is one of /co/'s most cherished traditions for a reason.
>>78425412
so if serenity is 5'0(ish) doesnt that mean eddie is like a fucking basketball star
>>78425404
>Everybody hammers me 'cept derek
My fucking sides
That's too good to be intentional
>>78425404
>everybody hammers me
l-lewd
>>78425382
>yeah thats how random drug tests work
perhaps it's because of where i live, but that should be very illegal.
>>78425434
SUSPENSE
>>78425061
>spoiler
I laughed, anon
>>78425316
It'd be creepy as fuck since she's still a 16yo girl who clearly acts and speaks her age and I'm 29
So I might retain that sentiment but I probably wouldn't
>>78424223
Is it fair to say this is "The Room" of comics?
>>78425442
>>78425439
Well she was caught doing (and possibly selling or helping sell) drugs
she is on parole and one of the rules is that they have to make sure you arent doing drugs but randomly doing drug tests
thats how it works in america land
>>78425442
>>78425459
SOMEONE CALL SHAMALAMADINGDONG, WE GOT A TWEEEEEST
>>78425459
>>78425456
its closer to morel oral imo
at first its like A HA HA HA CHRISTIANS
and then at the end its like
i'm dead inside
>>78425456
Very fair I'd say
>>78425469
I don't get how kids can just start drinking
like it blows my mind
Alcohol tastes like shit
no offense to you alcoholics
>>78425317
>>78425327
This unironically sounds like a nightmare to be honest. Bring your "war on drugs" against dealers and cartels, not kids.
>>78425021
I find Serenitty's clothes sexy as hell for some reason.
Is there sonething wrong with me?It's one of the reasons that I got with that girl that moderated the Gorillaz fórum with me
>>78425219
>>"Manga from Heaven"tm
kekked
>>78424947
>-when Serenity Harper wants a boy--She nails him!
Soooo she isn't a virgin right ?
>>78425469
>>78425459
This is awkward since I'm reading this while drinking a lot.
>>78425490
I went to an AA meeting once (im not an alchoholic or anything i was brought there by some substance abuse people i know)
the people who go there are nice
>>78425487
i never said it wasnt dumb
>>78425459
simply 'doing drugs' is not illegal where i live (but selling, stocking, and even carrying some quantity is illegal, of course). I mean, it sounds.. weird to punish someone by an action that will only hurt him.
>>78425505
Nope.
>>78425514
>>78425505
they imply she is a huge slut actually
>>78425494
>I find Serenitty's clothes sexy as hell for some reason
Same, the only question is how I get my partner to start dressing like her.
>>78425524
Anita feeling the need to one-up people like an asshole
>>78425524
So I feel the need to say this everytime
this is a real thing
this is not made up for the comic this is what actual 12 step programs have to follow
>>78425404
>I'm a loser with a big hole
>Everybody hammers me
SERENITY NO
>>78425485
Alcohol does taste like shit. I didn't start until I was 23. Need to cut that shit with juice.
>>78425543
From one religious "club" to another endorsing the same God...
>>78425543
someone kissed that bathroom stall
>>78425563
NOPE YOUR WILLPOWER DIDNT DO JACK SHIT IT WAS ALL GOD
>>78425543
Is it only me or does it never say stop drinking? Like, you can just ask God to make you stop drinking and keep going?
>>78425575
who is ready for the best character in the comic
i cant remember the little bastards name for the life of me
>>78425517
Drug abuse brings harm to many people, not only themselves
>>78425587
HA HA TIME FOR PAINTSNIFF
>>78425587
WILLY thats it
>>78425584
well its to keep you from drinking in general
i mean its weird to ask but i guess they just assume that you dont drink by the time you hit step 12 since thats exactly what you are trying to do
>>78424357
>>78424954
>Derek is so clueless he might not carry protection.
She has borderline personality disorder that explains a lot of things about her,the feelings about being unloved, the antisocial behavior, the interest in edgy music, etc.Also women that have that disorder sometimes want to do men without protection.I know much about this disorder because someone from my family has it and has the same self-destructive behavior.
>>78425611
Wait willy is just some kid and not his little brother?
Is he an alcoholic too?
I mean, Derek was drinking too at his age
>>78425617
>I'll take you first, then Willy
>You don't have to
>I insist
THAT'S KINDA HOT
>>78425617
That's legit, Serenity
>>78425632
>>78425627
Willy goes to the AA meetings
its under the assumption that he used to huff paint
>>78425485
I like how we don't see Serenity's reaction here.
>>78425494
What's with that weird accent on "forum"?
>>78425632
>it's not a social club
>so I asked two hot girls to sit beside me
Smooth.
>>78425640
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>78425655
are you guys ready for some stupid shit
because some stupid shit is about to go down
>>78425675
i hate these people
>>78425685
LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG
>>78425675
HOW IS DRINKING EVEN A PROBLEM
JUST STEP AWAY FROM THE BOTTLE SENPAI
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78425685
>>78425675
Fuck.
>>78425692
GADGET
>>78425514
Did she go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND there?
>>78425685
>HEIL HITLER SERENITY
Someone mirror this.
>>78425710
TECHNICALLY ILLEGAL
>>78425617
t. actually Cicero
I remember Willy as pretty based though
>>78425659
>What's with that weird accent on "forum"?
Not him, but Spanish language auto-correct, probably.
>>78425710
>Mere Christianity
That book will make you an atheist.
>>78425723
2gud4u
>>78425685
thanks doc
>>78425719
That's not how separation of church and state at schools works.
>>78425747
>im just gonna stand here and talk to you, and if its not good enough then TO HELL WIT CHU
The alcoholism reminds me, I need to pick a scotch to go with my after-dinner cigar. What do you think: Glennmorangie 12, Cragganmore 12, or Johhny Walker Green?
I want Serenity to be happy
>>78425766
>>78425763
At my high school to learn about the whole Christianity thing we had to get a permission slip signed to be learn about it
>>78425694
LIKE NIGGA CLOSE THE CUPBOARD HAHAHAHA
>>78425404
Someone post the edit!
>>78425800
>>78425798
he looks like hes angerly jerking himself
>>78425780
>At my high school to learn about the whole Christianity thing we had to get a permission slip signed to be learn about it
Well, the thing is that no religion can be enforced on classrooms and on curriculae. Nothing against people discussing religion on their off hours.
>>78425810
MEANWHILE
>>78425771
You poor fucker.
>>78425798
10/10
>>78425769
Johnny Green
>>78425819
god damn blacky is like the size of a space marine
>>78425835
WHAT YOU DIDNT HAVE A MUSLIM TEACHER IN SCHOOL
WERE PROGRESSIVE
>>78425805
I've never read this shit and I know what you're talking about, huh.
>>78425842
I once had a substitute from Yemen. Does that count?
>>78425719
The pentecostal tv networks my parents always watch keep repeating that dumb propaganda that religion is/is being/will be banned from US schools. I'm in Yurop but I have trouble believing that, especially since I've always heard evidence of the contrary.
>>78425771
Oh boy.
It's not your first time reading this, is it?
>>78425819
>tumbs up
Is forget his name. Was he even named at this point in the comic?
>>78425485
Meh honey whiskey and bailey's are down right tasty.
>>78425835
>that inner monologue he has at the party later on
I'm gonna die
>>78425863
>>78425861
well you know there is that thing that is literally called "seperation of church and state"
and its literally there for that exact reason
>>78425872
Tim. He's a bit of a cunt.
>>78425780
I studied on a catholic school so we learned about a lot of religions. Usually the homework involved making presentations or other things related to your relógio, and if you don't had one, you could chiose any one. I liked it, good way to make people know their own cultura, but not too preachy, and we learned a lot about each other because the school was very diverse, there was a lot of rich muslin people.
>>78425878
>>78425872
they say his name like once (much like sally which is weird how they just dont care about the black kids)
i always just call him blacky
his point is to be a (literally) gigantic faggot
>>78425506
That seems like the best way to get through this shit 2bh.
>>78425861
It's not like kids can't pray individually. Teacher-led prayer in public schools has been ruled unconstitutional, but students can still have prayer groups or a kid could do a little silent prayer before a test.
>>78425787
>You don't answer selfish prayers, if you did, everybody would be happy.
Not the best wording here
>>78425891
Lori x Serenity is my otp
>>78425910
Mah nigga.
>>78425910
Same.
>>78425915
more moonrunes
>>78425235
>>78425404
The art suddenly becomes much better in this two instances. I guess the girl drawing the comic had a time limit set to finish every volume , so she just rushed it.
>>78425863
> look at this page
> one of the first thoughts is "Hm, this spider is cute. I could probably waifu it."
4chan is doing bad things to me.
>>78425910
Lori ;_;
>>78425930
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>>78425800
>>78425810
>this is where the seeds about what it means to be happy and what God really does start to be planted
Deepest lore really
>>78424223
>>78425910
It's almost cannon. Almost.
>>78425971
I want a sequel series where the two of them are good, Christian lesbians.
>>78425563
I've seen this in bathrooms before. I don't get it, is it supposed to be cool? 'Cause all I see is some nasty skank put her lips on the wall of a dirty ass public washroom.
>>78425994
tim thats a remote not a phone
>>78425985
>>78425994
Fuck everything.
>>78426008
>>78426002
no its suppose to be a place in the shit part of town
>>78425930
Live fast die young, bitches
>>78426002
You can't understand the inner working of the skank mind
It's best to just treat them like you would an animal
>>78425988
Purest form of Christian love is my fetish too.
Would theyhold hands[/spoiler] whilepraying?
>>78426026
My favorite two panels!!
>>78426026
Oh I always forget to mention this
Just so you guys who havent read this before know
It's never ever said in the comic but Kim is actually asian and adopted
How long until the arc where Serenity serves a dime?
>>78426047
kim is not good at this
>>78426041
Do people adopt African and Chinese babies out of the goodness of their hearts, or is it to feel morally superior?
>>78425485
I started with hard cider and worked my way up
>>78426056
Worst girl is kim.
>>78424594
>>78424818
金 (kin)
means gold, money, metal
>>78426056
>And then Kimberly became a Sith Lord
>>78425685
Anyone notice that the school is rather dilapidated?
>>78426056
>how will you pay for this
>i'll get a job
>no
>but you dont pay me shit
>WELL TOUGH SHIT
best parenting
>>78426026
Third panel is some good shit.
>>78424552
>Marine Drill Sargent
>It's Christmas
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JESUS!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
>>78426041
>It's never ever said in the comic but Kim is actually asian and adopted
haha what
>>78426091
>>78426079
>SERENITY YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
>FROM MY PERSPECTIVE ITS THE CHRISTIANS WHO ARE THE EVIL ONES
>>78426091
>not having insurance
topes of keks
>>78426078
Thanks, weebanon
>>78425970
>her face in this page
>>78425985
Officer Cherrytop sounds like a fucking pony
>>78426026
>>78426107
I guess pirates are a thing this year
>>78426122
There isnt a single face on this page that isnt laughable
>>78426119
something something jojo stand
>>78426091
Bitch you didn't want to be nice you wanted to keep Serenity away from you and Derek
>>78426107
Why is Sally wearing a bandana like Vasquez from Aliens?
>>78426136
>multiple Dereks in one panel
>>78426161
>in order to punish someone you isolate the ever loving shit out of them
this is a thing that christians have done through out history right?
i mean this was a thing back in the Renaissance wasnt it?
>>78426026
Except there'd be multiple witnesses that she lent Serenity her car
I get the point but it's still dumb
>>78426178
WILL THAT LAST PANEL EVER MAKE ME NOT LAUGH
probably not that shit is hilarious
>>78426139
You think she's ever been mistaken for a man
>>78426178
Serenity is banished to the Void till she pays for the damages.
>>78426188
thats not how this works
thats not how any of this works
>>78426178
I just love how this page looks in comparison to that one page near the end.
You know, that page.
>>78426204
you are missing the point of the silent treatment
>>78426188
Hey she's wearing her top from chapter 1 under the jacket
Lori will never be happy
>>78426204
Ah yes, I remember my bad-boy high school days when I wore "your mom" shirts and drank beer behind the gym.
>>78426228
I'LL GET YOU GADGET
>>78425563
Anyone notice that when you're right with God, you look like Gumby, but when you're sinning, you're drawn FABULOUS!
>>78426238
I WONDER IF THAT GUY EVER WIPED HIS ASS WITH THE WRONG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDyes
>>78424878
pssh nothin personnel kids
>>78426229neither will you
>>78426178
People can only take a certain amount of bulshit.
>>78426107
Why is Serenity so perfect?
>>78426107
>actually wearing a "not my problem"-shirt the day after you wrecked someones car and left without even apologizing
SAVAGE
>>78426272
>>78426258
To be fair
gumby can go into books and shit and hang out with fucking rad fictional characters
i'd gladly look like him if i had those poers
>>78426217
I AM very attracted to the girls of this comic.
>>78426295
you know i dont know if i'd like an all hawaiian pizza restaurant
>>78426203
Hah
>>78426188
>>78426188
Every fucking year
This comic is a blessing
>>78426312
>my friends think you are too strict
>TELL THEM TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES
man i love the parents in this comic
>>78426312
I get that Serenity should pay the money, but the thing is they NEVER let her get over it. Like she ends up being their kicking bag forever.
>>78426224
Deepest lore
>>78426209
Deepest lore indeed.
>>78426232
>"your mom" shirts
I hope you feel ashamed now.
>>78426353
OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE
>>78426312
These job options are Gotham-tier.
>>78426330
>I'm not a Plaster Saint
What are phrases not found in The Lexicon of Teenage Language.
>>78426330
My parents always said that to me.
>>78426366
Well, she's the pastor's daughter
>>78426356
Pretty sure he's just making fun of the shirt the girl is wearing in that panel.
>>78425747
If you turn that SLAM sideways it says "NICE".
>>78426389
this reminds me of that static shock episode when rubberband man couldnt read and they tell you to get help at the end
anyway im gonna go fetch myself breakfast so we are taking a couple minute break
>>78426362
Well, at least she can really appreciate her right eye now.
>>78426376
Enjoy that pizza, you fat fuck.
>>78426362
Well then she must really be appreciating her right eye now.
Sounds like dinner is almost ready. Hope I don't miss too much. Enjoy the read, new people. It just keeps getting better and better.
>>78426412
>>78426430
Eyemind.
we need more comfy christian manga :3
>>78426409
Those "very special episodes" that dealt with real problems were very common in the 80's and 90's
Kinda miss them
>>78426452
>comfy
Are you new?
>>78426295
>If your friends did something wrong, they'd want you to correct them
All the damn unintentional foreshadowing in this series.
>>78425317
Oh man, I forgot about Hot Cop!
>>78426330
To be honest what should you do about that? Yes you should think about your parenting choices, but at the end of the day if I had a child I'd answer like Pastor Calvin here, especially with a teenage daughter. He explained his reasoning to her and she understood it.
>>78426384
Nice.
>>78426376
>tipping
Something something /int/ banter
>>78426409
I HAVE RETURNED
now with about 60 more images left
new thread kinda soon
>>78426471
well the father is right the kids should go fuck themselves
i just think he's based for not giving a fuck
>>78426519
someone edit the two panels on the top right to so that lori says something lewd
>>78426548
WANT TO GLUTTEN UP?
HA HA WE ARE KIDS
>>78425685
thanks doc
>>78426519
>I'm so [adjectives]
>>78426536
>>78426548
Purity tessssstttttt
>>78425543
weird how her name is serenity and there is a method called "serene village" to cure people from drugs.
>>78426569
YOU WOULD NOT DOWNLOAD A PURITY TEST
>>78426579
Sally confirmed not a pure maiden
>>78426565
That's right Kimberly you take that sauce
Does someone have the link to the purity test? It's time.
>>78426594
everytime they say stupid shit like "glutten up" they have something accurate like using proxies to bypass filters and shit
>>78426594
It's funny that this is in a Christian comic because the actual test is increeeeeedibly obscene.
>>78426608
good god i hope you guys dont have issues with proportion
>>78426606
Seconding this
>>78425543
This is why every court mandated AA attendance that has been challenged has been overthrown. You can claim it's too religious for you and they won't make you go.
Don't know if they have alternatives either.
>>78426626
god derek calm down with the drinking
>>78426648
HERE WE GO
>>78426608
Sally is cute.
CUTE!
>>78426682
that's a pretty nice panel
>>78426710
i heard you like /ss/
>>78425594
are we going to the lame "think of the family" excuse? c'mon, if you hurt yourself any other way you will be hurting people close to you. Doesn't mean it has to be illegal.
>>78426594
>tfw I haven't increased my score in the last 5 years
Only watched incredibly weirder porn
>>78426648
>last panel
:(
>>78426268I know
>>78426720
>>78426721
it should be illegal if you are retarded
also we hit the bump limit for regular posts should i be starting a new thread soon
>>78426765
apparently serenity drew the arc of the covenant
>>78426674
That's incredibly silly
>>78426755
>last panel
>Auntie Ruckus
>>78426776
>apparently serenity drew the arc of the covenant
Oh wow
>>78426790
reggie is hands down the best dad ever
Okay, so which purity test did we try last year?
I think it was this one http://www.puritytest.net/test/500/.
>>78426823
>tfw no qt brown cripple mom
>>78426840
SUBTLETY
>>78426816
Yeah, it seems familiar.
>>78426823
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>78424817
BRIGHT COLORED SUGAR JUNK?!?
I LOVE BRIGHT COLORED SUGAR JUNK
http://www.puritytest.net/
>>78426863
what kind of asshole dad just sneaks around the house like solid snake
>>78426863
rekt
>>78424854
>I WISH I WAS DEAD!
>That makes two fo us
Dang dats cold
>>78426894
So, what is number 56?Lewd handholding?
>>78426894
YO DAWG I DIDN'T FINGER YOUR DAUGHTER!
>>78426920
Obviously NOT anal sex.
>>78426660
Black Space Marine best Space Marine.GLUTEN UP
>>78426940
>work for several hours after a long day of school
>get home
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
I feel ya serenity
>>78426920
triple penetration
derek and kimberly have only had threesomes
>>78424482
When was this made? I was thinking early 00's but they didn't use that word back then.
>>78424990
because cheating is just as bad as a shooting spree
>>78426962
If question 63 is actually
>leave your kid alone over the weekend while you go hikeing with Jesus
then the test is oddly specific.
>>78426980
>>78426978
early 2000s is about right
maby late 90s
not 100 percent sure but around that area
>>78426978
2005
>>78426536
>arrows pointing at feet
>big glowing text "I HAVE A FOOT FETISH"
>>78427033
anyone else the art isnt terrible anymore
>>78426565
>guilt sauce
YEAH GUUUURL!
>>78426983
More like it's all bad, a deterrent to stop people from thinking they are more "pure" then others. Sadly the the more vocal Christians fail to understand this.
>>78427062
i had to do this in school
it was fucking stupid
>>78427062
damn, this got a giggle out of me.
>>78427093
stop giving her eggs the janitor will be pissed
>>78424670
Why does she want the D so bad all of the sudden.
>>78426026
oh really? with dozens of witness that saw her giving the keys? no way it's gta just from that.
>>78427136
>wanting children
Ew.
Just noticed w hit the bump limit, OP are you going to make a new thread once this one get to the 10 page?
>>78426047
that's not how any of this works..
>>78427144
>I can't hang with you, I have an egg
>>78427166
>>78427164
seriously just put it in the fucking fridge
>>78427075
I had a mechanical baby doll.
>>78426816
I love how they give you the sex call numbers too.
>>78427166
The red-tube!
>>78427188
new thread soon
>>78427177
>skipping Bob Ross
Terrible!!
>>78427093
>loss.jpg
>>78426940
What a cunt, really.
>>78425485
>I got drunk once and got hurt
>I am truly an adict that could slip at any moment
>>78427093
Is it a literally loss?
>>78424615
>>78424662
>>78424677
Ffffffeet
>>78425692
Wouldn't having a friend in the meetings make it easier to go to every week?
and you'll have someone to help you get through and over your addictions
>>78425703
Enter THE CLAW
>>78426682
Christ was a human. Why is it difficult to believe he could sin?
>>78425944
>Trusting someone you hate with driving your car
She is bringing this one herself
>>78426536
I'm sure she wants to piddle on her something
>>78426569
turns out she was a yaoi fangirl all along
>>78426626
What if you stole money for things other than drugs or alcohol? or just for the act of stealing the money?
>>78426693
>Shun her for swearing
>Make fun of her when she stops
>>78426968
She had to fart super bad?
>>78427103
>This teacher getting all pissy over her medical problems
How do you think she feels about it bitch?
>>78424615
Love the pose she's doing with her bare feet.