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My friend doesnt believe that Popeye could realistically beat Superman
Am I dumb?
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Superman would never put Olive Oyl in peril, thus Popeye could never defeat him
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>>78416250
For lying about having friends on a Taiwanese knitting image board? Yes.
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>>78416290
I may be a black weeb but I have a few friends
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Depends? What is the ratio of spinach to strength in Popeye?
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But he realistically wouldn't, because there's not a canon or "real" reason they would become enemies.
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>>78416429
>"Opens up battleship like tuna can"
That's the big visual gag in "Scrap The Japs." Needs some fucking citations!
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>>78416522
Was that a banned ep?
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>>78416250
The best answer I can give you is that, after eating spinach, Popeye would be strong enough to defeat an evil superman.
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>>78416975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upONuLfBoLY
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>>78416250
Which Superman?
Because Silver Age Superman was invulnerable to everything except Kryptonite.
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>>78416429
Arale would beat the crap out of him...
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>>78418254
...and them lose in a stupid way because rule of funny.
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>>78418234
>Arale would beat the crap out of him..
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>>78418394
Super strong super durable 4th wall breaking character who uses toon physiscs. Plus she can wreck havoc on the entire solar system while playing, not even fighting seriously.
Also she is a child. can't show Popeye using his super strength to punch a child in a cartoon. but you can make her lose in a comical way.
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>>78418595
>Super strong super durable 4th wall breaking character who uses toon physiscs.
>Implying ANY of that would scratch the grandpa of all toons
Popeye slap your bitch up, mother fucker
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