You're quickly approaching orgasm. What /co/ related phrase

MY LEG

>Shazam!

SHAZAM!

SHAZAM!

>>78290453
I GOTTA FART SUPER BAD!

I'M GOING GHOST

To infinity and beyond!

>>78290453
"You haven't seen the last of me, Spider-Man!!!"

>girl is on top
>slits my dick in her vag
>I shout "GATTAI"
>she laughs and hits me

True story by the way.

>>78290480
WANNA FARTY!

DICK! I LOVE DICK!

FIRMLY GRASP IT

Gotta b last

FRACTURED ASS

>>78290528

>gotta be last

are you trying to belay your orgasm until she cums?

IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME

RIIIIIICHAAAAAAARDS!

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I HAVE THE POWER!
or pic related.

>>78290453
Excelsior!

GOONGALA GOONGALA

>>78290453
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

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>>78290453
I AM MEGATRON!

>>78290586

Shit was about to say this

UP, UP AND AWAY!

>>78290682
Too slow
IMPERIUS REX!

WHAT IS A MAN

>>78290510
Kek

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No, you move.

COME ON AND SLAM

Rock and Shock!

I moan out in Morse code
Dot dash dot dot
Dash dash dash
Dot dot dot
Dot dot dot

DALASSALAD

THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I'M FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS

...AND THERE GO MY NIPPLES AGAIN.

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>>78290744
>Reminded that Namor's dead. Again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05PKG_pWsVY

>>78290864
He'll be back when Marvel gets the movie rights to F4.

>>78290864
Saving for future reaction threads

>>78290453
GOTTA BLAST

IT WAS ME! I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE YOU CUM!

FREAK OUT!

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU MOOOOOORPH!

I'LL GET THAT HEDGEHOG!

MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEAD!

I'M READY!

One time i came on a girls face while watching beavis and butthead and so i came while laughing like beavis. She laughed.

I AM THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE! I AM... THE FLASH!

>>78290860
BOGGLE?

HOW DO YOU HORRIBLY PENIS SOMEONE

I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

>>78291073
What comes after Asphyxi-seven?

>>78290891
Namor rights are unconnected to the Fantastic Four.

I'M CIA!

>>78290453
GREEN LANTERS LIGHT!

OSBORN!

COME ON AND SLAM

SEGA? SEGA!? *I* AM SEGA!!

YOU WA SHOCK

OH JESSICA

>>78290486
SHIT DANNY YOU WENT ROAST LOL

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>>78290453
Brain Blast!

JEEEAAAAN

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>>78290467
>>78290469
>>78290470
The wizard Shamaz

>>78291378
You ignorant book, it's shazam!

Kept you waiting huh.

THAT'S 10 YEARS IN THE CUBES CREEP

>>78291393
*boob

"Victor, are you still alive!?"

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Gravy!

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>>78290453

I
AM
BATMAN

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>>78290510

>>78290453
HULK SMASH

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Cowabunga!

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I'd break into song.

>"let it go, let it go"
>"can't hold it back any more"

Sometimes girl yells stupid and funny things when having orgasm. I would probably too because can't think and control myself in this moment.

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TERRORIZE!

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CREDO!

>>78290453
Why won't you just let me do this for you, Rose!

crying, of course

>>78290453
yaba daba doo

BOOYAH!

LET'S HIT THOSE SHOWERS

I'M A BIG GUY

FOR YOU!!!

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COOCCARAACHA

SKREEEEEONNNKKKK

>>78290453
I'LL HUNT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH, SHOCKER

SHOCKERRRRRRRRRRR

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Not during, but just after: "tower deactivated."

GEE WHIZ MISTER McDEE

AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST

AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT!

"THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, MORPH!!"

>>78290453
BRAIN BLAST

LEAPING LEPTONS

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Th... thank you...

>>78290453
BAZINGA!

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TAX EXEMPTIONS

TAKE MY LOVE!
MY PAIN!
AND ALL OF MY ANGER!

BACK TO FORMULA

IT TASTE LIKE MY CAT

omelette du fromage

>>78290453
YOU GO GIRL!

For all anons out there,I know I should feel ashamed.

Sorry.

Sorry.

So sorry.

I'm sorry.

>>78290453
VIDEO GAMES

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Ny...

That'll do pig
>cum
That'll do.

Check your privilege slut

WE SERVE FOOD HERE SIR!

>>78290453
AUTOBOTS!
ROLL OUT!

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>DANGER ZONE

RICHARDS!!!

SHUT UP BABY, I KNOW IT

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It's gonna get a little weird!

It's gonna get a little wild!

NOT IN THE FACE!
>most of /co/ won't remember American Maid

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>>78290463

>>78290453
GOTTA GO FAST
One of my suitemates in college used to yell this when he orgasmed. The entire suite could hear it, but we never talked about it.

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>>78290453

WAZZZZZZZZPINATOR!!

DESTROY!

>WUBALUBA DUB DUB!
>RICKY TICKY TAVI BIIIITCH
>AND THAT'S THE WAAAAAAY THE NEWS GOES
>HIT THE SACK JACK
>UH OHHHH SOMERSAULT JUMP
>AIDS!
>THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS SAY SHLUM SHLUM SHLIPPIDY DA
>GRAASSS TASTES BAD
>NO JUMPIN IN THE SEWER
>BURGERTIME!
>RUBBER BABY BABY BUNKERS
>LI-LI-LICK MY BALLS

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>>78290453
"ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. KRABS!?"

>>78294834
yessssssss

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>>78292991

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AAAAAAH!

STAY DOWN
IF I WANTED IT, YOU'D BE DEAD ALREADY

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I COMMAND YOU TO WANK!!!

SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT

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>mfw

FOOLISH SAMURAI

SOBUDUWA

The things I do for love

>>78295309
BAAAAAALLLLLS DEEEEEEEP

LOOK OUT
>jizzshot
HERE COMES THE SPIDER MAN

Lucky for you I'm a dog lover!

Nothing.

I did it thirty five minutes ago.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD

JUST

DESTROY US ALL

GO GO GADGET SKATES

I GOT SAND IN THE POTATO SALAD

GO! SONICHU!
GO OUT AND ZAP TO THE EXTREME!

UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAH

you dont need to tell me twice but in the stoneage

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>>78290453
I actually used to say "I THINK I'M BLIND" after cumming when I played around with a past girlfriend of mine.

We're both hardcore Simpsons fans.

ALGEBRAIC!

HO YEAH!

SHUT UP BOCO

YOU'RE A FAGGOT AND YOU LIKE MEN

TETSUUUOOOOO!!

DID YOU JUST SAY NERD?

>"And that's all folks!"

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!

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BLOW IT ALL UP!

A DUD

HORSECOCK

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TONIGHT
YOU

COWABUNGA

SSSSSHITTTTTPOSSSTTTTTTTT!!!!!

>>78295944
You think about Boco during sex?

>>78290453

OINGO BOINGO

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>>78290453
NOW HE'S REALLY GETTING HUGE!

YOUR PARKING BRAKE IS ON!

> Streaks thumb with cum on it across her face
> In Rafiki voice
SIMBAAAA

>>78296200
BROTHASSSSSS

>>78295010
lol

>>78290467
>>78290469
>>78290470
Shazammind

AHAHA ITS A GIRAFFE

>>78290453
Why is Bonnie going "Awoo?"

>>78296324
NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS

ARE YA READY KIDS?

>>78290467
>>78290469
>>78290470
And then you turn into a small boy

NAAAAAAANTSSS INGONYAMAAAA

>>78290453
SWEET CHRISTMAS

>>78295437
Not bad.

>>78296186
You don't?

I DID IT 35 MINUTES AGO!

>>78295590
POCKET SAND

>>78295437
Aw, beat me to it.

A-HYUCK!!!

IT'S LEIF ERIKSON DAY
JORKEN DURGEN JURGEN

>>78292662
She screams back at you "IT TASTES LIKE EVERYONE'S CAT AAUGGHH"

>>78292175
Underrated.

I bet the girl wishes she could return to the past.

SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
>finishes
and saturday eehhhh

D-D-DEE UH D-DEE THAT'S ALL FOLKS

>>78290453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2A-AYw4bE

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>ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!

BLOW ME DOWN

>>78296661
Not in the past month, anyway.

I
HAVE
THE POWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR

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>>78290453
Are you finished with those errands?

>>78296186
I have to feel like I'm better than someone else to get off.

>>78297661

>TECHNIQUE! TECHNIQUE!

YAMEROOOOO [

Mr. Plow! That's my name!
That name again is Mr. Plow!

And boom goes the dynamite

>>78297737
PELVIC THRUST WOOO WOOO

>>78290453

>Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?

>>78290467
>>78290469
>>78290470
http://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=18516

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>>78295419
Let's plot a course.

Either:
GOONGALA!
or
IMPERIUS REX!

>>78290453
I actually say the same thing when I am gonna cum from jerking off every time. It's not /co/ related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtWk4SRDUSI

>>78291243
>made me chuckle

>>78291243
I came here to say this too.

PUNCHES FROM THE PUNCH DIMENSION!

"no"

>>78290453
ROLL OUT!

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>>78299967

NAAARRGH!!!!!

>>78290453

HAIL HYDRA!

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>>78290453
BLING
BLONG
BLING BLONG
BLINGBLONGBLINGBLONGBLING BLOOOONG

>>78295967
>Akira
>/co/

gr8 movie m8 but keep it /co/.

w-w-woah, momma!

I'M GONNA WRECK IT

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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

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>>78290453
EDD'N

>>78300721
That's cute. Did you make this anon?

AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS!

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WIMME WAM WAM WOZAL

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>>78300759
I wish

USE THE CHALK RUDDY!

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!

ZOINKS

>>78290453
SWIGGITY SWAG, WHAT'S IN THE BAG?

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>>78290453
GO WEB GO! FLLLLLYYYY!

HE'S EVERYBODY'S UNCLE AND GRANDPA!

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OUTRAGEOUS!

>>78290453
TIME TO SHIT

>>78300785
Source?

>>78290679
ONE SHALL STAND! ONE SHALL FALL!

>>78291484
DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!

>>78302914
I think it's Extreme Ghostbusters.

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IT IS ALWAYS
DOOM
WHO PULLS THE STRINGS

>>78302914
New Zone work.

I'M NOT STUUU

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BANANA SLAMMA

>>78303446
kek

BOOGERS AND CUM

>>78290453
Are you feeling it now mr.krabs?

ROAD ROLLER DA

I AM THE LAAAAAAAAW

>>78290453
YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT, KIM POSSIBLE, BUT YOU'RE NOT!!!

>>78303446
/thread

Don't worry, Penny, i'm always on duty.

>>78290453
Now THIS is pod-racing!

>>78290453
I don't like talking during sex. I mean, I like my partner to, but I don't want to myself.

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>>78290453

WE!

DENTAL PLAN

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Two minutes. I'll finish you in two minutes

>>78290467
This is clearly Billy
>>78290469
This is Mary
>>78290470
This is Freddy

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>>78290453
AUTOBOTS! TRANSFORM, AND ROLL OUT!

>>78304027
IZ DA CUHRYSTAL GEMS

OH COME ON , RED. DON'T YA WANNA REV UP YOUR HARLEY?
VROOOM VROOOM

SIZZLING CIRCUITS!

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>>78290453

>>78296324
That actually sounds kinda hot

>>78290453
HI EVERYBODY

>>78299354
Kek

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DEUUEAUGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKofnVkUwBA

>>78290453
This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

>>78290453
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES

GAME OVER YEAH!

>>78306983
Eesh

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BIG
MEATY
CLAWS

Bendis is loose.

>>78304959

>This is Mary

I remember that vocaroo

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>>78290453
GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!

>>78307753
Shame that it's lost forever

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WILLLLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Awwww geez Rick

I'LL SAVE YOU, MARY JANE!

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>>78290453
Blam! Murdered you!

>>78307787
No man, you gotta do the entire thing.
If the woman chants along with you, that's how you know you've got a keeper.

>>78293187
>LANAAAAAAAA

>>78304174
LISA NEEDS BRACES

This isn't justice, its punishment.

>>78307839

It's okay. I can still masturbate to it... in my heart.

But also, really, no one saved it? I knew the original was dead but I always thought that it still existed somewhere. That's a shame.

>>78308361
It was saved in Youtube. I'd look into my Youtube history but its 2 in the morning here

>>78295523
You need to set it up, though.

>You know who ELSE is quickly approaching orgasm?

>>78308361
>>78308387
Well luckily I remembered the name of the video so I ran a Google search. Here it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axXAgcBAFmw

>>78308504
>>78308387

You know, Johnny, you're what we in the industry like to call "a peach." Good on you.

ITS CLOBBERING TIME.

>>78308293
>(dental plan)

PIZZA TIME!

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!

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>>78290453

To quote the cinematic masterpiece Eight Crazy Nights: "The worst has happened, I'm covered in human feces."

BUY MY MIXTAPE

>>78290748
THIS>>78290753

>>78291243
SLAP SLAP SLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP

AND IT'S SWEEEEEEEEEEET, SWEEEEEEEEEET, SWEET VICTORY YEAH!

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LAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW

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>>78308677
He beat you to it

at least I'm safe inside my mind

SKREEEONGK

>>78303446
I'LL SHOWER YOU IN COCONUT CREAMPIE

>>78292475
ZIMBABWE

SNAKE EYES!

>>78291586
>CTRL+F: INUK CHUK!
>0 results
C'mon, /co/. You're better than this.

SCRAPE AND LICK

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Worst
Sex
Ever!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

MY SHINY TEETH AND ME!

>>78296259
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE JACKASS!

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>>78290453

Laugh at my boner will you

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>>78302082
Is that by the artist that does Harpy Gee?

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>>78297162
I'M IN TEARS

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AND THIS

IS

TO GO

EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

MAZAHS

>>78290453
NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

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FOR DARKSEID!

No shouting from me, just deep dicking from behind while she looks up at me and shouts, "Make me cum!"

...and I'll look down and whisper, "No."