Steven Universe will return January 4th

cool beans

>>78273184
I'm ready I'm ready

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>>78273184
We're back, baby!

>>78273184
My body is Pearl's.

... Ready. My body is ready.

Monday, January 4: “The Answer”– Garnet finally tells Steven the story of how she came to be a Crystal Gem.
Tuesday, January 5: “Steven’s Birthday” – Steven has a birthday party out at the barn, and decides he has some growing up to do.
Wednesday, January 6: “It Could’ve Been Great” – The Gems take a trip to the moon.
Thursday, January 7: “Message Received” – Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.
Friday, January 8: “Log Date 7 15 2”– Steven sneaks a listen to a friend’s audio diary.


these names sound fake as fuck or incedibly retarded on the very least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

>I’m really interested in Lottie Reiniger. She made pretty much the first animated film of all time in the early 1900s. It’s this style of really gorgeous cut-out animation based on shadow puppets. Prince Achmed was her film – the first animated feature film, and we referenced her art style pretty specifically in an upcoming [Steven Universe] episode called “The Answer.” She’s fascinating to me, because she was doing something when animation was so new that there really wasn’t a precedent for what it had to look like or be, and she invented something that’s never really been done again in that beautiful of a way.
- Rebecca Sugar

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F L A S H B A C K H O U R
WE MEMENTO NOW

http://irishfilmcritic.com/calling-all-steven-universe-fans/

PREVIEW CLIP ON THIS SITE

>>78273286

Reposting ideas from last thread:

>The Answer.
This is the one with the alternate animation that Sugar talked about. Probably used in the flashbacks, also rounds out the Peridot interaction episodes.

>Steven's Birthday.
Acknowledgment of how much time's passed, Peridot probably introduced to the concept of short human lifespans. Hopefully not a recap episode.

>It Could've Been Great.
No idea why they'd need to go to the moon, but it explains the "Back to the Moon" episode.

>Message Received.
YD somehow shows that she got Peridot's distress signal. Barring that, the something's revealed (maybe on the moon) that makes Steven trust the gems even less.

>Log Date 7 15 2.
Steven listens to Peridot's audio log, possibly more Homeworld lore.

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>>78273184
Hooray!
Time for the hype train.

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>Steven start wondering if the Crystal gems are the bad guys
Would you like that?

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Alright, alright
Let's not eat the image limit up, okay?

>>78273342
>http://irishfilmcritic.com/calling-all-steven-universe-fans/
you mad? its fucking crashed

>>78273342
>Diplomats
wew

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>>78273342
SSSSHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTT I'm hyped!

>>78273368
>Would you like that?

What?

>>78273355
INB4 they hate each other's guts

HERE'S A DIRECT LINK TO THE CLIP PEOPLE

https://player.vimeo.com/video/149449209

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>>78273342
>all that lore
MUH BODY WASNT READY

>>78273184
Well it's about damn time. Cartoon Network doesn't even air reruns of the show anymore. It's fucking ridiculous.

>it's Garnet's turn to have a bonding experience with Peridot
Oh I gotta see this.

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>>78273368
>Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.

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>>78273184
Ah, someone beat me to it I guess.

Still, HYPE TRAIN TIME.

Also, quite the sidewinder that NONE of these episodes use titles we knew about. Guess that CN leak was really off
>The Answer
Time for some MOTHERFUCKING HOMEWORLD/PRE-WAR. Seriously, can't see any other way they could explain that shit without giving us a glimpse.

>Steven's Birthday
Probably gonna be cute as fuck with Peridot learning about mortality as the Gems did last birthday. But most likely, it'll be about the Gems having forgot about it through all the crazy shit going on and Steven having to understand that a birthday isn't so special in the face of IMPENDING PLANETARY DESTRUCTION

>It Could've Been Great
Something about that title gets me worried, especially with the description. Maybe Peridot will reveal some kind of moon base or something and the line is her commenting on how things could have gone with Earth if not for the Crystal Gems.

>Message Recieved
YELLOW FUCKING DIAMOND. And most likely some serious reveals about Rose and the CGs via Yellow Diamond's message back.

>Log Date 7 15 2
NO idea, but clearly about Peridot's log. Maybe about her trying to decide whether to trust the Gems or stay loyal to YD after that message.

>>78273383
Edit: holy sweet jesus that preview

>>78273383
PREVIEW CLIP
https://player.vimeo.com/video/149449209

>>78273342
https://player.vimeo.com/video/149449209
Direct link to the vid in case people can't access the site right now

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>>78273342
>team of diplomatic gems
RUBY AND SAPPHIRE CONFIRMED FOR HIGH-RANKING GEMS FULL ON LORE EP INCOMING

>Ruby and Sapphire are diplomats.
How the fuck is Ruby a Diplomat she can't keep her cool for shit

garnet flashback to the gem war? done in beautiful cutout art style?? ruby and sapphire's first meeting??? steven's birthday????

NICE

>>78273465
It's a good cop/bad cop duo.

>small persistent group of gems
GUYS, IS IT POSSIBLE WE'LL SEE OTHER GEMS?
Like, other rebells besides Rose and her Pearl-slave?

>>78273415
Fuck me just what I wanted, a shot of lore directly into the veins

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>>78273460
>diplomatic gems

does this mean YD is an elected official?

>>78273342
>Dat qt Garnet

Looks like the show's coming back on a high note

>>78273184
Thank Christ.

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>>78273487
>You see hints of uncorrupt monster gems.
PLEASE SUGAR

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>>78273473
>Sapphire is the bad cop

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>mfw

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>>78273487
We could also see gems like Lapis and Jasper, and maybe even the diamonds. I'M NOT READY FOR THIS

This is so weird. What happened to the Cluster, and Peridot?

Earth 5700 years ago ruby and sapphire met,
FLASHBACK TO THIS HOLY SHIT

Flashback gems incoming???

>>78273435
>YELLOW FUCKING DIAMOND.
Don't you dare make me hope, anon.

I a m screaming about all this lore dumping

>>78273465

Sapphire's the diplomat because she definitely keeps cool.

Ruby might have been the rebel.

Otherwise it could be a good cop/bad cop thing like >>78273473 said.

>>78273487
Could be, it seems the flashback is taking place around 200 years before the war started (since the guide stated it started around 5500 years ago)

>>78273342
Welp, I'm hype

WE ARE GOING TO SEE PEETLE
I REPEAT
WE ARE GOING TO SEE PEETLE
FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGG

>>78273530
Patience

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>>78273450
Fuck New Years and Christmas. This is the only thing I'm excited for now.

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>>78273450
>>78273452
RUBY AND SAPPHIRE WEREN'T WITH THE REBELS BEFORE?
Like, what the fuck? How the hell does teh war timeline work?

Originally I thought it was
>Get to earth 6,000 ears ago
>on earth 500 years with few issues
>500 years of war
Didn't the databook say the war took place 5,500 years ago?
So what's the is 5,750 year stuff then?
I'M SO CONFUSED AND I LOVE IT

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>>78273184

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>The earth, 5750 years ago

This is the moment I've been waiting years for.

>>78273530
It's Steven's birthday. Let him have a break.

How old do you think he is?

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>>78273527
>>78273511
they all probably gonna be just shapes in a distance
This show is blue balls master then it comes to this things

>>78273450
STAR WARS HYPE NOW THIS?
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I thought Garnet was molesting Steven for a split second

>>78273465
Sapphire's the diplomat, Ruby's one of the rebels.

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>FLASHBACK GEMS
>THAT FUCKING HUGE FLOATING BUILDING
WHAT IF UNCORRUPTED GEMS WHAT IF REBELLIOUS PEARLS

>>78273562
Typically anon

Usually

You need something to rebel FROM,

To be a rebel

We all can agree that Garnet's war flashback will be biased, right?

>>78273184
Are allowed back in yet?

>>78273607
Sounds about right. Sapphire's wearing a diamond symbol while Ruby isn't.

>>78273562
Ruby and Saffy go to earth as diplomats but end up joining Rose

>>78273624
January 4th

>>78273286
>Friday, January 8: “Log Date 7 15 2”– Steven sneaks a listen to a friend’s audio diary.

Aw shit Peridot is going to betray them, isn't she? I knew it was too good to be true.

>>78273583
I dunno about you, but the show has been great about lore trickle to help set the tone for whatever is happening.

How the fuck is RUBY a fucking Diplomat.

>>78273624
News are always allowed

>>78273624
If you're talking about /sug/, no, not until January 4th

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>But what you don't know, is how Ruby and Sapphire met.
>mfw
Also, Garnet is adorable in that preview.

>>78273621
Of course it will.

Garnet's always hated the war. Pearl would give an account of glorious heroism on the battlefield or something, but Garnet's likely to go the grittier way. Still bias.

>>78273634
January 3rd desu

>>78273579
13, I think.The show happens in semi-real time, and I believe he was 11 at the start.

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I want to see pre war gem buildings and society. I want to see how much was lost in the war.

>>78273609
DON'T GET HYPED ABOUT THAT SHIT.
>We get to see a young Jasper as a body guard.<
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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SOON

>>78273663
Pearl was probably right by Roses side the entire time while Garnet spent a lot of her time in the trenches

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Remember in Cry For Help when Peridot sent Yellow Diamond a message?


One of the new episodes of the next Stevenbomb is called “Message Received”


Will we finally get to know more about Yellow Diamond?

>>78273687
>>78273663
Not true she it seems she was working with the HW in the preview

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>Garnet lore
>Pre-war lore
>Steven learning not everyone is good
>Possible Yellow Diamond stuff

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>We could see a young Jasper
>We could see Lapis not wanting to get involved
>We could see uncorrupted Gems
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

REMINDER THAT THERE WAS AN INTERN WHO CONFIRMED THE DATE

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>>78273699
oh fug

>>78273653
She's not, she's one of the rebels. It will be a forbidden lovers story.

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>>78273699
>Steven gets a one-on-one private audience with Yellow Diamond via radio with no context and nothing but time to ask questions

>>78273699
I can't wait to see who voices Yellow Diamond. Who's an actress with a commanding voice and can also sing?

>>78273703
Not Garnet. Not fused yet.

I reckon the anon saying Ruby was the rebel while Sapphire was the diplomat is right. After all, this is the story of how Ruby and Sapphire met. If they were both diplomats on the same mission they'd have met before this.

>>78273380
>Transformations always take on the color of the gem.

>brown moustache

Literal shit

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This also makes a bit more sense as far as Ruby and Sapphire both being diplomats.
>They're both small and weak, cause they're built for discussion
>They serve similar purposes as they are both corundum (similar to all the quartz being soldiers)

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>>78273727
>>78273653
Can love bloom on the battlefield?

>>78273711
>We could see Lapis not wanting to get involved

She was trapped in the mirror during the war

I hope that Brazilian faggot doesn't get his dirty hands on these episodes and leaks them

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>>78273583

>>78273739
>"I am a conversation"
Could this mean that they were meant for conversations too?

>>78273562

I'm going to guess that Sapphire is one of the diplomats and Ruby is a rebel, and that's how they meet.

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>>78273184
>I thought it wasn't coming back until the second week of January at earliest

>>78273653
Maybe Ruby is the bodyguard of the diplomat, Sapphire in this case. Maybe the Rubies/Sapphires are sent in pairs?

>>78273744
All I see is them fighting for days and them just talking about stuff while fighting

>>78273739
sapphire will the diplomat. Ruby will be worker class/servant/rebel/whatever.

>>78273415

>Five thousand seven hundred and fifty years ago

Concrete timeline numbers!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

Given how far Gem tech is, ho horrifying would gem warfare be?

>>78273745
Supposedly this is taking place right before the war, and we don't know when during the war that happened. But who knows if we'll even see Pearl or someone in the flashback.

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>>78273435
Can't wait.

>>78273800
You know the Siege of Vraks, from Warhammer 40k? Take that and multiply it by a factor of 10.

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>>78273342
aaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAASFDSAFHYJDFSHIUHFEWIKAEF

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>>78273800
Heavy losses everywhere. Can't wait to find out about gem corruption.

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>>78273800
Warhammer tier.

>We're gonna get to see the uncorrupted gems
At least I hope we are.

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>>78273450
HYPE

OVERLOAD

W H O S E T R U C K ?
H
O
S
E

T
R
U
C
K
?

>>78273819
>>78273825
>>78273830
Oh god, imagine all the screaming echoing across the battlefield as immortal beings met with the only death they could witness

>>78273810
I hope the whole episode isn't shadow silouhettes or Becky's going to cockblock us pretty hard when it comes to new gems.

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>>78273729
>tfw we'll hear YD's voice
>tfw MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

Assuming that the intended episode order matches production order (never a guarantee), then boarders for the episodes would be:
>The Answer
Lamar and Katie (and the way garnet was drawn in the preview pic looks kinda like the way lamar draws garnet)
>Steven's Birthday
Joe and Jeff
>It could've been great
Raven and Paul
>Message Received
Laruen and Hilary
>Log Date 7 15 2
Lamar and Katie
and again, since they assign boards based off of their strengths (for example raven and paul do the creepy frybo/horror club/nightmare hospital type episodes and the lars and sadie episodes) this means that some of the episode could have been produced out of order, thus invalidating this prediction

>>78273450
Nuoh my god

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POST YFW RIGHT NOW

>>78273856
Assuming we do see some un-corrupted gems, which ones?

Centipeetle as a supporting character throughout the episode, maybe? This would be a fine opportunity for the audience to get to know her a little before she becomes plot relevant.

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>>78273916

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>>78273916
I'M HYPED

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>>78273891
>Steven gets to tell her Rose Quartz is his mother, and that she's dead

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>>78273916

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>>78273891

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>>78273916

>>78273732
ADELE
AND ADELE
UH ADELE?

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>>78273286
hold the fuck up

none of these are titles that we got from the leak

they don't even sound like they could be new names

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You know what this means.
My project has begun.
Steven Universe...
As badly explained through songs by The Police.

Who cleaned out the barn? Where did that truck come from?

I need to see the owner of the truck. Is it Greg's? Did Greg get rid of his van and switch to living indoors?

Rose's forces all seem to be defected in some way.

Maybe Ruby was supposed to be a diplomat, but her defect made her hotheaded and unstable. Rose believed in her, and made her the Crystal Gem representative.

>>78273184
This is going to suck. Get ready for disappointment.

>>78273732
mc ride

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>>78273916
I wanna hear Yellow Dio's voice!

>>78273983
reply

>>78273732
Seth Macfarlane

>>78273732
David Bowie.

>>78273974
Well now Back 2 the Moon has reason to be there

>>78273752
When CN organises the bomb formats, they usually store the episodes in the server 1 or 2 days before they air
so yeah I can't wait for the leaks

>>78273979
ruby was always a hothead

always

of this I'm certain

>>78273983
second reply

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>>78273916
I'm hyped but only foresee suffering

>>78273810

HOLY FUCK

Is that the sky arena? Rose Quartz rocked Pink Diamond's ass in a duel so hard that they exploded that bad motherfucker into chunks.

>>78273958

>ASTRAL DIAMOND REQUESTS CHOCOLATE GLAZE WITH SPRINKLES
>COMPLY

>>78273810
isn't that the training ground Pearl took Steven in StSF?

>>78274013
I'd be ok with this

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>>78273916
I'M READY HOMIES

>>78274001
>>78273970
>>78273891
>tfw it's the only male gem voice in the series
>tfw IT"S HIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR6wKRWFOoE&ab_channel=RockyHorror274306

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>>78273752
I'll be there to ruin it for myself and everyone on /co/, don't worry

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Just that preview alone changes the way I think the episodes will likely play out.
>The Answer
Seems to open ON steven's birthday, with the whole episode being a Garnet flashback. Likely going to be chock full of crazy info and the style of it already looks like it'll be interesting.

>Steven's Birthday
Right after that, with Steven trying to have a birthday party and stuff while everyone else is busy with the drill, realizing he has to nut up and let the birthday go (likely with them surprising him at the end of the day with a party).

>It Could've Been Great
Still probably related to some moon base. In fact, it may even be tied to that structure we saw in the preview. Maybe that thing is on the moon now. Either way, they're gonna see something up there of what once was Gem Society

>Message Recieved
YD gets the message, sends a response to Earth that they pick up and hear YD say a lot of really incriminating and shocking things right in front of Steven. Possibly also with Peridot being happy while the gems thinking about what they'll do with her after the fact. All of which could lead Steven to doubt them more.

>Log Date
Steven, still unsure, gets Peridot's log and listens to her side of things, finding out how she's also probably unsure about trusting the Gems.

If that's how it's gonna be, it's gonna be light on the action, but SUPER HEAVY on the feels and lore.

if stephen universe was good there's be evidence, but when we look at an episode there's nothing there, tall we see is gibberish babytalk, nonsensical plots, & non-traditional relationships and gender roles.

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>>78273916

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>>78274053

>>78273184
You know /co/ hates you guys and will probably try to mess with the threads.

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>>78274053

>>78274013

Damn, seriously.

He could do a perfectly androgynous and terrifying rasp or smooth drawl and totally rock the part.

>>78274052
Shill detected.

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>>78273916
I'M
WA
KING
UP

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>>78274072
Most of the general doesn't like /co/ either man
Expect the mess to go unnoticed

Alright so I'm just now watching this show after saving a whole bunch of fanart/waifuing Peridot, and would it be fine if I just skipped the entire first season? Doesn't really seem like anything interesting happens until season 2 aside from a few sweet moments.
Are there any episodes I could skip?

>>78273974
That list was mostly from a CN site leak months ago.
Either these episodes are from that list but renamed, or they're ones that weren't listed prior.

Thing is, they can't be things that were shuffled around order wise to make the bomb substantial like before since they're all still at the barn from the sound of things.

>>78274092
No it won't. People still haven't forgiven you guys over Zamii Gate.

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>>78274053

(You)

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>>78273916
>Come to /co/ after losing internet for a night
>See this

Fuck yes

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>>78274092
I wanna laugh at this and sort of am but they have fused before, which is like NEXT LEVEL HAND HOLDING

>>78273916
Eh, I can't deny I'm hyped but this can only lead to disappoinment.
There's just this bad feeling that took me when the second and third stevenbomb aired.

>>78274093
Just skip the entire first half of the season. Just start from House Guest onwards.

>>78274104
/sug/ had nothing to do with zammigate. /sug/ was already banned by the time it happened.

In fact we sent her cookie dough.

>>78274093
Garnet's Universe. The pilot, too.

>>78274104

>if you like the same show as someone else then you're responsible for all their actions

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>>78273916

>>78274133
Yeah, no, asian.

>>78274104
Oh, you mean the whole, "She nearly died and we did nothing." deal? Yeah. I tried something. Didn't work. Even tried /b/. Didn't work. Fortunately, she seems to be getting back on her feet.

>>78274104
but those were the Tumblrtards, not /sug/.

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>>78273958
>Pink Diamond's arms are the lowest and closest to the ground
>she's literately more down to earth
POTTERY

>>78274118
So is Steven not a virgin anymore? Does that mean Connie is pregnant.

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>>78274104
So that's you and some other guy that comes here just to shitpost
We've had worse back when the paid shitposting was still going

You're going to make less noise than the regulars getting their panties in a bunch about indexer, every day

>>78274122
"Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment"

>>78274133
>>78274093
Watch these episodes in the first half though

>Gem Glow
>Laser Light Cannon
>frybo
>tiger millionare
>Giant woman
>steven and the stevens
>Serious steven
>Steven the Sword fighter
Then skip to indirect kiss and watch from there.

>>78274093
things start getting good at Ocean Gem, but i think there's a bit of character development earlier.

>>78273800
As long as the gem isn't broken, warrior types like Amethyst can regenerate instantly

But too quickly and too many will lead to weird shit

>>78274093
No you hate to watch all of them

>>78274149
What's the difference?

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>>78274152
this is worse than virginity, anon, they FUSED

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>>78274104

Except it wasn't us you fucking dense autist.
Lay it on tumblr if anything you just want to cause a shitstorm

>>78274173
>Skipping Steven's Lion

>>78274093
I guess the first handful of episodes aren't great but you will be missing shit if you skip the entire first season
don't do that
they are just 11 minute episodes so I honestly wouldn't bother skipping
but if your really insist on skipping then it's completely safe to skip:
Onion Trade, Beach Party, Secret Team, Garnet Universe, and Shirt Club.

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>>78274173
>skipping
The only episode you can legitimately skip is Sadie's Song

>>78274173
>>78274174
No these epsidoes are filler. Just skip them.

>>78274093
you do whatever you're gonna do man but you're gonna miss a lot of little details and content if you skip stuff

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>telling people to skip stuff
>skipping stuff
Either watch the show or don't. Holy shit.

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>>78274162

Yeah.

>>78274208
But that was the best episode you mong.

>>78274208
Now I can only think of Garnet as the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland. Thanks, not-/sug/.

>>78274181
/sug/fags go to 4chan, tumblrtards go to tumblr.

tumblrtards are always crying over feminism or character representation, /sug/ doesn't give a shit about that, all /sug/ does is waifu-fagging and watch the show for sexual reasons.

they're both losers

>>78274205
Aren't you guys tumblr? I mean, you all like SU.

>>78274224
>>78274173
>>78274133
>>78274093
Dont listen to these fags. just watch the show in order. Its 11 minutes and they all follow a story. Sure there'll be episodes that you might not like but thats part of the experience of watching a tv show.

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>>78273891

>>78274234
>Sadie spends an entire episode failing to communicate how she feels
>Somehow it's her mom and Steven's fault
>She blames two innocent people who just wanted to help her
>She gets away with it
disgusting

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When is she gonna come back?
and fall in love with me?

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-.-. .- -. / -.-- --- ..- / -.. . -.-. .-. -.-- .--. - / - .... . / -- . ... ... .- --. . --..-- / -..-. -.-. --- -..-. ..--..

https://mega.nz/#!0sthHCBL!AC3X0HTfGv6ksoZEylotQL6o-7CspVrZnX3BFlCYZag

>>78274245
My god SU is a terrible show with a terrible fanbase.

>>78274245
>/sug/ doesn't give a shit about that

I give a shit about that real strong, I just recognize 4chan is useless to discuss those things 9 times out of 10, and that tumblr is worthless as well

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fuck it
POST YOUR FACE THEN YELLOW DIOMOND IS VOICED BY DAVID BOWIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yISNT2wUmwA&ab_channel=DavidBowieVEVO

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>>78274234
It is the worst episode in the entire series without even the slightest shadow of doubt
>>78274241
Here, have more

>>78274267
Sadie did nothing wrong. Her mom was a cunt and so was Steven for following along. Fuck them.

>>78274265
CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE

>>78274224
I really just wanna see the stuff with Yellow Diamond the friends but apparently we don't see them until the end of the season SO I GUESS I'LL JUST WATCH EVERYTHING EVEN THOUGH NOTHING HAPPENS

>>78274249
Pft, bait harder you butthurt crybaby.

Remember guys, everyone in the flashback who hasn't been seen before is dead or corrupted from the war

>>78274259
Rebecca Sugar leave.

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>>78274299
Tumblr, i'm not going to repeat myself, please go and stay go, forever

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>>78274290

>>78274272
Yes, I can.

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>>78274265
Coming soon!
CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE!

>>78274313

Yellow Diamond hasn't even shown up yet.

>>78274271
SOON
AND NEVER

>>78274272

You mean, can I look up "morse code translator"?

Yes, I can.

>>78274317
I can't wait for the episode where Garnet has to deal with her heavy PTSD from the war and losing all of her friends

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>>78273916
i am very hype

>>78274291
The worst episode was Lion 3 dumbass.

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>>78274271
Never.

>>78274327
But this is tumblr!

>>78274291
So this is what non-defective pearls would be like.

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>>78274353
>terrified vulnerable Jasper

god damn fine, I take it back, even she needs a hug from Steven

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>>78273916

>>78273732
Christopher Walken

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>already with the shitposting
Never like anything. If you enjoy something, there will be annoying assholes hellbent on yelling at you for liking it.

Enjoyment is a strange game. The only winning move in not to play.

Oh, and never expect the mods to punish shitty behavior. Mods don't actually serve any real purpose.

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>>78274351
I don't think you understood
Sadie's Song is the OBJECTIVELY worst episode of the series

>>78274341
Why is there so much fanart of a character who doesn't exist yet? Why is there so much PORN of a character who doesn't exist yet?

>>78274193
I hope Connie's parents aren't pissed that she's pregnant.
Also, Stevonnie is the best.

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>>78273916

>>78274394
We saw her in the extended intro. thats all we needed.

>>78274327
>everyone who disagrees with me is Tumblr
Don't you ever get tired of being a tool?

>>78274385
No, that's Lion 3.

>>78274394
A. Show is good. Yellow Diamond actually foes exist, we've seen part of her official design.

B. Show is real good. Yellow Diamond does exist. She has for a while canonically.

>>78274265
CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE

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>>78274394
SOON

>>78274384
trash/sug/ doesn't have shitposting

>>78274329
>>78274290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDkp7GysvbY&ab_channel=EdwardFitzgerald
>MAGIC CROTCH STARMAN JOINS THE SMASH

PEARL TRYING TO ASSASSINATE DIPLOMAT SAPPHIRE WHEN

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Why does this dress make me want to fuck Steven in his tight ass?

>>78274437
I only like Steven sexually.

>>78274272
You're an autist

>>78274437
Technically it's a matching top and skirt.

>>78273976
>Pearl
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing,
I can't I can't, I can't stand losing,
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing you
I can't stand losing you
I can't stand losing you
I can't stand losing you
>Garnet
A connecting principle,
Linked to the invisible
Almost imperceptible
Something inexpressible.
Science insusceptible
Logic so inflexible
Causally connectible
Yet nothing is invincible.
>Malachite
Mephistopheles is not your name,
But I know what you're up to just the same.
I will listen hard to your tuition,
And you will see it come to it's fruition.

I'll be wrapped around your finger.
I'll be wrapped around your finger.

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>>78274413
>>78274422
Let's watch sadie song then
RIGHT NOW

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>>78274401
anon with how she works as Stevonnie, I think Connie's parents are gonna be more pissed that CONNIE is the one knocking up a bunch of girls

PERIDEMPTION COMING TO A SCREECHING HALT

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Love you /sug/
and you too /co/

>>78274118

Hand holding with every atom in your bodies.

>>78274384
All you have to do is not like SU. After that, no one will mess with you.

>>78274299
No, Sadie failed to assert herself and faced the consequences. Weakly saying "I'm not sure about this" to someone who is obviously going to do literally nothing. Steven and the mom only wanted to help Sadie and make her happy and Sadie did a shit job communicating that they weren't. All she need was a firm "no" and to say it again if they persist.

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>>78273916

>>78274456
>stealing from the /trash/ tread
We're hitting faggotry at levels that shouldn't even be possible

>New /sug/'s coming January 4th

I am ready

>>78274490
Can i still like undertale though?

>>78274475
But Steven fucked Connie. How would other girls get pregnant?

>>78274384
Leave it to toon Link to state the truth

>>78274456
I mean I'm not gonna stand here and pretend that it's isn't hot but yeah, I guess you do have a problem

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>>78274488
Pretty much yeah

Hand holding is like "jesus christ" fusion is just "jesus CHRIST"

>>78274506

You're not allowed to like anything.

>>78274506
No. That's for furries.

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I want to lick Jasper's armpits.

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>>78274423
>>78274425
I really shouldn't have seen all this internet fandom pornography bullshit before watching the actual show.
but it seems okay aside from steven being useless and annoying

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>Defending Sadie's Song

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GRAVITY FAILS ENDING
STEVEN UNIVERSE GETTING MORE EPISODES


STEP ON IT, HYPE TRAINNNNN

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>>78274471
>pic
>Steven is Fujiko
..... Okay anon, I will give you a point for being mildly clever.

Sadie's Song still isn't that bad though. The ending saved it for everyone's "Yeah, that's about right." reaction to Steven's act.

>>78274488
>>78274523
So in other words, sex.

>>78274429

Fun fact, David Bowie and his bulge are credited separately in this movie.

>>78274563
Yes great you get the joke

IF DUBS ZUKE WILL DIE

>>78274554
I hope SU gets cancelled and GF gets renewed.

>>78274506
>>78274525
Alternative opinion - you are a pussy ass faggot if you don't stand by the things that you like and let groups opinion force you into anything

I feel very sorry for your father for having such a disappointment as a child

>>78274093

WATCH EVERYTHING.

People shit on various parts of every bit of the show, if you try and listen to everyone, you'll end up watching none of it! Heck, apart from the very very filler episodes, I loved EVERYTHING, and even the filler episodes were satisfying to watch, if slightly less so than the plot episodes.

If you want to form your own opinions, watch it all. Why take the risk? Hearing "skip first season" makes me fucking cringe.

Also, Peridot best gem.

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>>78274581
how an you kill that you can't even juke

>>78274548
Honestly can't fap to gems
Love this show but just not in that way

>>78274475
What would happen if Stevonnie got Priyanka pregnant?

>>78274549
When poison expires it becomes less poisonous, Peridot

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>>78273452
>5750 Years Ago
SUUUGGGGAAAAAARRRRRR!

>>78274563

In terms of intimacy, fusion takes sex and kicks it out the window so hard the glass forgets to break.

Fusion is ultrasex.

>>78274606
Different strokes (heh) for different folks.

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>>78274609
masturbation powerful enough to kill an entire room of conservatives

>>78274603
Shut up Sugar

>>78274523
I will never understand these incessant edits. Yeah, she's got three eyes. Okay, we get it.

>>78274093
I picked episodes at random, liked it, then watched it
Mirror Gem onwards is more tied together

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>>78274616

>It's 5776 of the Hebrew calendar.

>>78274616
Is ~6000 years ago roughly in the time of the Old Testament?

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>>78274587
Boo hoo
Keep hoping you big babby, cause it will never happen

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>>78274560
The ending is the last nail on its coffin anon
"It's ok if you don't want to do a thing you don't believe in, keep snoring under your crippling anxiety blanket and everything will be fine" is a terrible message

>>78274460
Don't blame people for your lack of cleverness

>>78274634
I hope Stevonnie knocks up Priyanka. SU will be my favorite show then.

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>>78274606
yeah it's the same for me

Lapis and Jasper are kinda hot doing their thing but otherwise it's a No Fap Show

I mean I'm a huge romance whore so I fucking love those moments but it isn't the same as fapping

>>78274639
It's not about three eyes

It's about Garnet's expression hidden behind the glasses

>>78274648
>>78274616

guys I'm scared what does that mean?
guys?

>>78274649
>its a "Christianity is false" episode

>>78274639
wait what the fuck those are all edits?
Is Garnet having three eyes just a fandom thing?

>>78274637

Take your shitposting elsewhere.

Your favorite episode is strongly disliked by some other anon on this board who shouts just as loudly as you. If he listened to the skip-advocators, he'd miss out on your fave! And maybe mine too!

>>78274650
GF is a better show than SU ever will be.

>>78274658
Huh yeah because looking for a morse code translator is so clever

>>78274634
My wood is red, inspector

>>78274669
I would't mind something (somewhat) subtle like a gem weapon being a pillar of fire.

>>78273184
So are they going to do constant Stevenbombs followed by hiatuses (or a few weeks of weekly episodes then hiatus) now?

>>78274655
>expecting a life long problem to just go away in an instant
Right, that's how that works.

>>78274674
Ms. Sugar, are you on your period?

>>78274670
They are removing her glasses you stupid child

>>78274670

Have you tried watching the show? That may answer your question.

>>78274670
No, she actually has three eyes, but she wears her glasses almost all the time and apparently some people like to edit them out.

>>78274670
You must be new here.

>>78274685
You're supposed to solve the message on the audio file

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What are you think is gonna happen?

>>78274649

Pretty sure that's Genesis or thereabouts.

Of course, religion is going to be a lot different in SU because of the whole "alien gods literally shaking the earth underfoot as they lay waste to each other" thing.

>>78274655
that wasn't the message at all

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>>78274697
That's basically what happened in the episode anon
That's EXACTLY what happenedi n the episode

>>78274693
They're burning off the episodes.

>>78274701

Do you even know what PMS is?

Have you ever interacted with a girl in your life? When was the last time you got laid?

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>>78274648
>>78274649
>>78274664

Crystal Gems confirmed for Jew(el)s

>>78273342

Calling it now that sapphire was a diplomat Andrew be with some like engine room moron or some s***. No way they were of the same class of Gem. Forbidden love is probably what made them join the rebels.

>>78274717
I think bad times ahead.

Steven has to be alittle more serious, we learn and EVEN darker side of the Gems + YD comes into play.

I can't fucking wait

>>78274690
A gem with transmutational powers, turning someone into a pillar of salt

>>78274717
Someone will get their privilege checked.
Men will always be in the wrong.
Steven will continue being useless.

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>>78274704
>>78274705
>>78274711
ops
>>78274706
Thank you for the actual answer.

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>>78274679
Cry more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EQ6eHeBrhM

>Garnet being so excited for Stevens birthday that she starts celebrating it at midnight.
God, she's adorable, and best mom.

>>78274437
Because you're Jared Fogle

>>78274717
Lore, plot, and Steven growing up.

>>78274639
Its not about the fact she has 3 eyes. Its the emotions in those eyes.

>won't get access to my desktop for a few weeks
>no SU shitpost images

Fuck.

>>78274739
andrew best gem

>>78274731
I've had more experience with women than any SU fan combined.