Create a 90's character using the advice from this parody column.

>>78271846
Is it still a parody when it's exactly like the real thing?

>>78271929
Maybe.

>>78271846
hey fuck you bracers and shoulder pads are intrinsically cool

>>78271846
90s > current
any fucking day
at least sjws had no say back then.

>>78273756
yeah man. i mean okay the 70s did some shit better and the 80s did some shit better.. but generally speaking society ended at 9/11 and it only started again around 2010

Also I want a parody of current characters
what features would I need?
Black skin, webcomic-tier art, tumblr nose, quirky, girlish dialogue, shitty plotting?
Did I miss something?
Ah yeah, talent

>>78273778
90s were basically 80s Part II
and 70s were incomprehensible pseudo-intelligent babble

a 70s book
- Have a character being something abstract
- Have a character having an existential problem
- Have a character doing random things full of meta stuff
- Cliffhanger
- Profit.

>>78271846
Say what you will, Liefeld was super influential at the time and his comics sold like mad.

>>78273846
His comics might have been garbage, but at least they were comics, not webcomics.
And still, Liefeld > Henderson

>>78273792
Make a 2010's Comic Character in 3 easy steps:

>Take an existing white male character
>Change skin color and sex
>Add dialogue about sexism

>>78273875
I have some feeling that Liefeld is bro irl, unlike "you're mad because you can't fap to my Squirrel Girl"

It's hilarious how mad 90's babies get about no one liking their shitty comics.

>>78273931
He actually is. He is aware of his reputation.
He is a scamp

>>78273909
Couldn't say it better myself.

>>78274041
How old are you? Posting while underage is a bannable offense here.

90s were like... 20 years ago? They are irrelevant. It's funny that people beat this dead horse, while current mainstream comics are worse than ever.

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r8

>>78273909
Imagine if Marvel went full synergy.

>Steve gets shot at end of civil war
>Sam takes up the shield

>Thor is exiled or something
>Jane (or if they can't get portman in the movies, Tits McMewmew) gets the hammer

Would be an interesting way for Infinity Gauntlet to start at least.

>>78275175
>healing
0/10, not edgy enough.

Unless you're talking about something like Wolverine, in which case it's fine.

>>78275349
>Unless you're talking about something like Wolverine,

Yeah I think he meant that.

>>78275349
>>healing
>0/10, not edgy enough.
Have you not read the guide?
If your character has a healing factor you can gut him as much as you like.

>>78275409
Healing factor, yes.

I was thinking like "white mage" healing.

>>78275339
>Civil War almost had a completely different ending. Anthony Russo toyed with the idea that after Sam witnesses Steve's death, he puts his shield on, proclaims “Now I am Captain America” and morphs into him. His brother called him an idiot.

>>78275427
You could give people cancers

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>>78271846

>>78276758
Like a tragic greek hero
I love it

>>78273778
In America maybe. Rest of the world moved on.

>>78276758

This one's way too good.

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>>78276758
this is bone his freind who hold him back when raozr goes berzerk

>>78276995
>>78277117
thanks! the tredgedy off odyseus was an insperaion for me!

>>78277223
>Once ate a lobster without removing the shell
I'm not lying, I'd have this guy on my pull list.

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>>78277223
>loves children

>>78277223
He looks like a big guy

>>78273792
Seams on the costume. How else is a skintight pastel colored jumpsuit supposed to be taken seriously. Seams. SEAMS

>>78271846
>tfw you unironically like that head gear and shoulder pads

>>78275175
>>78276758
>>78277223
We get two more and then we have a team.

>>78279189
>adding reasonable detail to a drawing
>instant bad art

>>78280219
Draw one for the team, anon!

>>78279247
I wish the shoulderpads were less plain and more like something Judge Dredd wears.

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He's from the future and going to kick the past in the nads.

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>>78280219
Can I double up?
I'll definitely be using Forcestar and Bloodnight in my creator-owned comics definitely either way.

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TOO MANY FEET IN THIS THREAD!!!!!!

>>78281635
Forcestar's teleportation abilities mean that Forcestar's feet can be always obscured and Bloodnight's are just blobs anyway.

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>>78281261
Updated to reflect a better understanding of anatomy and more sophisticated tools.

>>78281450
She's pretty rad, but are her tits big enough?

>>78282167
They have about the surface area of her face each.

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The Revenging's Blood-Skulls Squad Patrol, Unite!

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>>78271846
You guys need to POUCH UP!

>>78281450
>those legs
Just like my American picture books.

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There's an appalling lack of strong Womyn in this thread.

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>>78286749

>>78271846
If I was any good at drawing or Ms Paint I'd make WOLF WOLF a creation.

WOLF WOLF lived happily for years thinking he was an alpha wolf in his pack of 6,000 wolves until one day an attack helicopter sniper killed his beloved and drugged him. When he came to he was told he wasn't a wolf at all but a MAN. Now THE MAN has to pay.

He will have the ability to cry razor-sharp hominh teeth, super strength and um super healing.

Wolf Wolf has a perpetual snarl, and five ponytails.

The costume is a yellow singlet with crudely drawn wolf on it.

He's got stupid shoulder pads on his shins and leg belts on his arms.

Wolf Wolf also has big knives taped to his shoes. and a japanese gun made from steel folded 1,000 times with the kanji for love on it because he's IRONIC

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>>78286781
>>78286749
why does the dark mistress look so weird here?

>>78286781
>>78286971
how dare you she is my original character and any accusations of Hyr being derivative are the jealous shrieking of "the haters"