I was thinking about custom embroidering hand towels for gifts for my family.
The catch is, I want to embroider them with the best Simpsons phrases ever.
Simpsons quotation thread please.
>>78122571
One side says "Dental Plan" the opposite side says "Lisa Needs Braces"
>>78122571
Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead
>>78122571
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try
>>78122571
And I for one welcome our new insect overlords
>>78122571
Mono = One
Rail = Rail
Stupid sexy Flanders.
>>78122571
One side "I am so smart", and the other "S M R T"
>>78122571
Feels like im wearing nothing at all
Nothing at all
nothing at all
nothing at all
"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"
>>78122571
Please tell me you have a fat family memberW I D E L O A D
>>78123179
Another good towel-related one:
Dad... towel rack.
>>78123100
I'd buy a pair of underpants with this written on it
>>78123221
All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.
>>78122571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnftpxl3arE
Suits underwear better, though.
Gym towel: Ooooh a gyme!
Damn you! A Box!
Believes give him sexual powers
Can we go to mt splashmore?
>>78122571
Front Side
>That's good!
Back Side
>That's bad!