RWBY/RT General #641 - That Really Pennied My Russels Edition

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COULD A BABY DEFEAT YANG?

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Second for Lindsay's giant cock.

First time I search /RWBYg/ and it has two threads at the same time!

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Team ABRN is love

Jaune loves history. Especially about his ancestors. About their noble deeds, valour, honor etc.

Then, he finally manages to awaken his semblence, and he's thrilled that it allows him to talk to/get advice from his ancestors.

Unfortunately, that sort of ancestry also means a long line of grudges.

Particularly against the Nikos, Valkyrie, and Ren lines.

Fortunately, he also has ancient allies. In the Fall and Torchwick lines.

>>78098763
Positively mouthwatering.

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__th for best girl

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>>78098726
Penny-thread?

Penny-thread.

>>78098775
> Jaune finally activates his semblance.
> It's a snowflake shaped glyph.

>>78098763
Where can I get one of those?

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>>78098749
Anon admits to jacking off to Monkey Island, more at nine.

>>78098785
A Penny a day will only get you $3.65 a year.

Just posting for anyone who didn't see that the dub has a torrent now.
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=764904

I am so excited to see how Mercury humiliates Yang. Of course there's revenge but that's for later.

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How often does the line 'no homo' go through K&M's heads during the writing of this show?

>>78098813
Honestly I never played Monkey Island.

>>78098823
well, might be £3.65, which is worth a fair bit more

>>78098826
>going out of your way to watch an American show in a language you don't understand

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>>78098785

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSt3PNqs21s

>>78098836
Why would you think that happens?

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How's everyones day been so far /RWBYg/

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>>78098830
>mfw he shoots Lasers out of his boots

>>78098775
Having access to the Torchwick line would be splendid. They could teach you how to be a criminal and help you be more charismatic and fashionable.

The Fall line would not be very useful. It would just be multiple spirits boasting about having evil plans. One of them might sometimes ask you to carry out some sort evil deed, supposedly to advance an alleged plan.

>>78098850
This is a thread dedicated to talking about RWBY.
Nothing we do makes sense.

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>>78098709
>coming of age stories about ragtag bunches of teenagers.
>That shit taste

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have you bullied the Bun today?

>>78098866

This greentext story always makes me smile

>>78098844
Hehehe. Good one anon.

>>78098826
>get to this part
>no "Boop"
Shit dub.

>>78098912
No, because I don't want Robocop to take my balls

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>>78098926
Forgot image.

>>78098775
"Are you sure this is a good idea?"
>OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!
"She literally let grimm into the the kingdom"
>AND IN DOING SO EXPOSED A MASSIVE SUBHUMAN REBELLION BEFORE IT COULD GET OFF THE GROUND!
"Oh gods you people were hyper-racist"

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>Watching sportsball
>Joel and Jack arguing about the german soccer player who got in trouble for saying a female ref shouldn't be involved because she's a woman
>Joel's point is that all referees ever have heard every insult, and if a woman is going to be on the field as a referee, she should be treated equally when it comes to insults
>Jacks point is "NO SHE'S A WOMAN, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!"

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>Things weren't going well for Ruby Rose on her first day at school.
>Beacon Academy was filled to the brim with strangers, and it didn't take long to find someone less than friendly.
>Weiss Schnee, apparently a princess slash heiress to a kingdom slash Dust company.
>Whichever she was, her distaste for Ruby was plainly obvious.
>After an encounter with Dust gone wrong, Ruby's shattered confidence let her do nothing more than collapse on the ground.
>"Welcome to Beacon," she muttered to herself.
>She heard the sound of footsteps and looked up to see a young blond man offering her a hand.
>"Hey. I thought you could use some help."
>Jaune, he introduced himself as.
>The two walked together for a while as Jaune patiently listened to Ruby's woes.
>She hadn't noticed Jaune on the ride to Beacon, but she was certainly glad to have his attention.
>"Sounds to me like you ran afoul of a Schnee. Weiss, if I'm not mistaken?"
>Ruby nodded, "How did you know it was her?"
>"There aren't many white-themed heiresses that might be enrolling this year. Call it an educated guess. "
>The two continued talking as they walked along, and Ruby decided to see what Jaune was packing.
>She always felt it easier to get to know someone if she knew what they used in battle.
>So she was a weapons nerd, so what?

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>>78098940
Once again Joel proving he is the best RT not named Gus

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>>78098931
look at how back of the line he is
hell you need to worry more about Predator

>>78098940
That entire conversation was just retarded.

It did however make Joel even more second best guy.

When he started demanding for all punishments to be ironically connected to the crime I started laughing my head.

>>78098857
This show has been skirting the line of hyper-gay shit since forever but keeps doing things to remind you that no gay is allowed.

I mean I don't think there's a conspiracy or nothin' it's just that when the first thing Coco did that had a voice line was slap a guy's ass I was like 'ok.'

>>78098949
I imagine Jaune's competency in this AU is going to be very uncomfortable for some people.
I'm basically going for a theme of "What changes? What stays the same?"

>>78098962
That image gets more fucked up everytime I see it.
It's beautiful

>>78098962
I swear we need someone sitting in someone's lap to update this pic.

>>78098866
So that fight with Neo did some brain damage to Yang in this fantasy.

>>78098973
Could you provide an example of what you mean by "hyper-gay"?

>>78098962
the more I look at Prod Man the more he looks like CIA

>>78098997
I could not because I am very tired and probably wrong.

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>>78098949
>"So... I got this thing," she said, the calmness of her tone betrayed by the urgent speed of Crescent Rose transforming into its scythe mode.
>Despite the impact of the blade into the ground, Jaune didn't flinch.
>"Looks to be a combination scythe and sniper rifle. Difficult to learn, I imagine. Who taught you?"
>Ruby smiled a bit as she explained.
>"My uncle Qrow taught me. He's an instructor at Signal."
>Jaune nodded in recognition. "Qrow Branwen, yes? I believe my father knows him."
>"Well, he always says that he knows everyone, somehow."
>Jaune smiles slightly, the first change in his expression that Ruby had seen.
>"I'm sure that's not as gross an overestimate as he'd like you to believe."
>Ruby gestured to the sword adorning Jaune's belt.
>"So," she asked, enthusiasm continuing, "What do you have?"
>Jaune's smile receded as he retrieved his weapon.
>"This is Crocea Mors. I received it from my father when I enrolled here. His father bequeathed it to him in much the same way."
>Jaune replaced the sword in its original position on his belt.
>"It's been in the family for a long time."
>Ruby oohed as she leaned over to look at the metallic scabbard that held the ancient blade.
>"So, what's it do?"
>Jaune chuckled dryly. "Aside from being comically heavy, it cuts. Very well."
>"So," Ruby wondered aloud, "It doesn't transform... Or shoot anything?"
>Jaune smiled again and shook his head.
>He opened his jacket to reveal a rather simple looking handgun.
>It seemed more like something a policeman would carry than a Huntsman.
>"I keep this around in case I need the range. The sword usually works well enough."

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>>78098756
Could a Coco defeat Yang?

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>>78099066
Could Coco defeat the Meta?

>>78098912
No, because I think there's already enough bullying in the world.

In fact, you could say it's a-bun-dant.

>>78098791
Watched the RWBY livestream the other night. Supposedly, his crest is really cool and surprising or something.

>>78097997

>"...is there only one way to settle this."
>You take a few steps forward. "Mister Schnee", you raise Myrtenaster, pointing it directly at the man in front of you:
"I hereby challenge you to a duel. You against me, Mano a Mano."
"If I win, you will let Weiss go. You will allow her to make her own choices, and stop trying to control her life."
>He laughs again.
>"Let's say I accepted your adorable little challenge. What would be in it for me?"
"If you win, I will leave immediately. I will never speak to your daughter again. I will even leave Beacon, if that is what you want."
>"That's very tempting, but... I could just make you do all these things regardless."
>You give him a surprised look.
>"Do you really think I can't just have you removed from my estate? Have you kicked out of Beacon?"
>You don't know what to say. That is, until Weiss' words from a few days ago come to your mind again: "Whatever you do, do not mention my mother."
>You smirk.
"You would rather deny a man the chance to fight for the love of his life than to risk losing to an 18 year old student?"
>You look him straight in the eyes again, knowing that what you are saying next might actually get you killed.
"I guess there's a reason as to why her mother left y-"
>"DO NOT SPEAK OF HER!" He yells, getting up from his chair and slamming his fist on the table.
>His face is filled with more anger than you have ever seen before. You are scared at the sudden outburst. Even Winter looks like she's about to panic.
>Looks like that hit a nerve.
>"You want to fight? Fine then! But under one condition: If you lose, you have to leave Beacon immediately and work for me instead. As my servant!"
>You feel the air around you getting colder.

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>>78099073
you shouldn't play Meta games like that.

>>78098866
I killed my sisters cat, so there's that.

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>>78099024
>"If I prodded you, would you die?"
>"It would be extremely painful."
>"Well you've got big thighs."
>"For you."

>>78099094
I hop you're happy with yourself.

>>78099024
>Dr. Polendina, I'm Prodman

>>78099154
did anyone ever do Predator secret Santa?

>>78099050
So, is anyone interested so far?

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Did Blitz finishing coloring this recently or did I just have a REALLY vivid dream?

Seriously, I remember browsing 4chan, then their was a link, and this was done.

Realistic feeling dreams are becoming a curse when they're mundane shit that I confuse with reality

>>78098756
Yes.
But only if it's my baby.
And hers.
Inside her.

Being a happy family.

>>78099209
Not even remotely.

>>78099209
Well, you keep posting images of Prototype Saber. So, yes.

>>78099200
Keep going

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>>78098756

No because she'd never hurt her own baby

>>78099232
Fair enough. I didn't expect much.
>>78099250
The first one, at least, is supposed to be Jaune. As Prototype Saber.
I just like the aesthetic, alright?

>>78098775

>Jaune's semblance is basically the Avatar State

How fucking indifferent would everyone be?

>>78099284
Yeah. And I'm reading the stuff you are writing.

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>>78098813

>>78099209
Man I like pretty much everything you write. I'm ridiculously easy to please though.

I have absolutely no hope of this actually happening but it would be nice if Adam just steamrolled his way through everything like a Demon Souls character.

No time for teenage drama. Just killing.

>>78099339
Katana OP pls nerf From

>>78099302
I'm sure, whatever you're telling me, I'm going to grossly misinterpret it.
>tfw you really are a lot like Jaune
>>78099332
I feel you there. I enjoy nearly everything I read/watch/play, at least on some level.

>>78099256
keep going?

>>78099339
https://youtu.be/wRQry89ZcQk

>>78099371
>>78099332
But are you "Actually enjoyed Indy 4 and the Star Wars prequels" easy to please?

>tfw you have shit taste

>>78099375
Oh fuck, my bad, I ment for >>78098949

>>78099371
It means someone is interested. Which is what you asked.

>>78099430
Unironicaly ? No.

>>78099430
Yeah, actually. I mean, I get that they're bad and why. Doesn't keep me from being entertained by them.
I enjoyed Inquisition, if you really want to know the depths of my shit taste.
>>78099455
Ah. Right.
Pardon my idiocy.
>>78099446
Will do.

>>78099417
Are you legitimately retarded?

>>78099430
I've never seen Indy 4, but I never really had a beef with the Star Wars prequels.

Is the anon thats doing the Anon Vs PapaSchnee story still here? I'm curious as to how it ends

>>78099339
This, he's so far the only villain that seems to want to do something sinister without any of the vague bullshit.

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>>78099484
I have all my chromosomes, do you ?

>>78099527
Well that answered that question.

>>78099505
Yeah I am. But I've got some stuff to do right now. Gimme 20 minutes.

>>78099510
He's the only who has a clear fucking motivation, liberate the faunus people

>>78099557
Glad that was helpful.

well guys im re watching the blood gulch chronicles , what should i expect form the rest of RvB?

>>78099590
That long dip in the middle.

>>78099565
I just want somebody to be a credible threat without having out-lying motivations, he wants liberation for faunus and to kill all humans if that isn't an option as he clearly doesn't give a shit about humans.

OK, hear me out, what if Jaune's semblance is just Super Aura?

Like, he can tank crazy hits and barely flinch, the hits that do hit heal really fast, and so on. Basically everything aura-related works impossibly well for him.

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>>78099605

Jaune's semblance is Harem

>>78099565
>Liberate the Faunus people
>Implying he gives a fuck.
I want a war monger.

>>78099050
>As the two continued walking, a thought occurred to Ruby.
>"So, why did you help me up back there, in the courtyard? "
>Jaune gave her a look as if he didn't understand.
>"I came to Beacon to become a Huntsman. Huntsmen help people. What more is there?"
>Ruby giggled. "I guess I see where you're coming from. I wanted to enroll so I could help people, too."
>"That's admirable, to be sure."
>Ruby cocked her head to one side.
>"Didn't you just say that you wanted to help, too?"
>Jaune focused on some distant point ahead of him.
>For all the compassion he'd been showing; for just a moment, he looked as though nothing in the world mattered.
>And then it was gone, and his answer took its place.
>"I suppose I did, didn't I?"
>Ruby was about to ask what he meant when Jaune stopped and gestured at the building in front of them.
>"Well, here we are. I assume you have someone you're planning to meet up with inside."
>Ruby nodded, still mulling over Jaune's vagueness.
>"Go ahead without me. I'm sure we'll meet again."
>Ruby and Jaune parted ways inside the auditorium.
>Ruby went to meet up with Yang and listened to Ozpin's speech.
>Jaune stood alone, far to the back.
>Few people took notice of the quiet, contemplative boy.
>He would have liked for it to stay that way, certainly.
>But it was going to change. He knew that for a fact.
>Ruby seemed to like him well enough.
>He would need to work quickly to cultivate more allies before teams were formed.

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>>78099669
Forgot BB's Saber pic.

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>>78099127
gg, keep going
>>78099218
It was all a dream

>>78099656
I'm pretty sure that's the only thing he gives a fuck.

>>78099634
Someone won the superpower lottery

>>78099812
Nah he gives fucks to Blake.

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All right anon the last song you listened to
Is the song that plays on your date with your waifu, how does the date go

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Anyone a fan of White Rose?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xjWkkywgws

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>>78099127
"I accept." You reply, making sure you don't sound as nervous and intimidated as you feel.
>"Fine then. The duel starts... now!" He turns his hand and a glyph appears below you. You manage to dodge at the last second, before a spike of ice shoots up from the ground.
>"Surprised? You didn't think I would wait, did you? Time is money young man! And I've got nothing to waste!"
>You don't even have your own weapon right now. Cheating old bastard.
>Another glyph appears, this time above you, and again you barely manage to get away as what looks like acid starts to rain down, desolving the carpet underneath.
>Holy hell, this man does NOT fuck around.
"Fine, if this is how you want to play," you pull Myrtenaster's trigger to load its blade with electric dust, "then come and get some!"
>You sprint towards him when you are suddenly slowed down.
>You see the black glyph below you, and recognize it instantly. It's the same one Weiss used in one of her sparring matches to slow down her opponent.
>As a white circle starts taking shape next to you, you reach for your belt, remove a small red container and throw it on the ground, resulting in a small explosion.
>It's enough to break the spell that's holding you in place, and with a quick roll you manage to dodge a wave of icicles.
>"Not bad", he says, "Now let's see if you can deal with this."
>A big white glyph forms in front of you.
>You recognize the pattern. It's a summon. Weiss had tried to performed them herself, but it wasn't going too well.
>Suddenly one, no, two glowing white creatures take shape. A pair of Ursa rise before you.
>"I would've summoned the King Tajitu, but I like my office."
>You look at Winter, still standing next to him. She seems to pity you, a strange kind of sadness in her eyes.
>No time for that though, as the first of the two beasts throws itself at you.

Yes I know the pic shows a beowulf

>>78099932
>Yang
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBHCOV6PuCM

Pretty good I would say

>>78099932
Head strong by Trapt
Dates are: Phyraa, Yang and Blake

Things are gonna escalate quickly...

>>78099849
Ayyyy
>>78099932
Neo
https://youtu.be/Rve03u7oEvI
Perfect

>>78099932
https://youtu.be/ivhqJrcl-V8

Uhh...

>>78099987
When did this happen ?

>>78100024
>Phyraa
Just... how?

>>78099932
>Glynda
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBToqg1erZs
It either went really well and we're on a motorcycle headed to a home or somebody went home heartbroken and longing.

>>78100046
>Penny - Ricer mode

>>78100091
Or somebody was kidnapped and the date's taken a turn for the REVENGE.

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>>78099932

>Blake
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mDxcDjg9P4

I feel like it go well, she strikes me as an indie type

>>78100060
Audio came from #RTExtraLife

It's not canon, but I ship it

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>>78099527
>I have all my chromosomes

>>78099932
>Yang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D7I8oKZrAE

>>78099932
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhtednkzJl4
Ruby.
10/10 Perfect date.

Did the Weiss story about Anon meeting her dad get finished yesterday?

>>78099990
>>78100285
Still going m8

>>78098962
What, Who and Why is that shadow behind Banesaw?

>>78100135

>Shit Music
>Shit Girl

Sounds about right

>>78100301
Totally missed that

>>78099200
Nothing with it yet. I suspect that the anon who wanted to do it will need some time if they're actually gonna follow through on it.

>>78099691
No worries.

>>78099932
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMSe3f39Dhg
>Penny

This could go extremely well for me.

>>78099932
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vgRVJksQocM
Who is my Sherlock?

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>>78099669
>The following day, Jaune was heading to his locker to retrieve his gear when the sight of someone stopped him dead in his tracks.
>The long white hair and dress. The pale blue eyes. The scar prominently displayed on an otherwise immaculate face.
>It seemed Weiss Schnee still had some influence over him yet.
>Perhaps he might strive to make her acquaintance.
>It would not be a weakness to have an accomplished fencer and Dust user on his team.
>She was engaged in conversation with a young woman he didn't recognize.
>From the way she stood, it was obvious she had some level of confidence in her own abilities, but she didn't seem particularly arrogant, either.
>Another potential candidate, Jaune thought.
>He strode over as Weiss asked the other about her thoughts on teaming up with her.
>"That would be grand," she said, feigning interest.
>"Excuse me," Jaune chimed in as he approached, "But you are Weiss Schnee, correct?"
>Weiss turned to look at him as if he were some interloper into a sacred place, defiling it with each step.
>It was withering, to be sure.
>"Yes, that's right," she said as she crossed her arms, "And you are?"
>Jaune bowed slightly as he introduced himself.
>"My name is Jaune Arc. I wanted to thank you."
>One of Weiss's eyebrows cocked, but she otherwise did not react.
>"I'm a fan of your singing," he continued, "It helped get me through a rough patch in my life. My apologies for interrupting."
>The other girl seemed somewhat more receptive to his presence, so Jaune decided to press his luck.

>>78099990
>Spinning the cylinder inside your weapon, you stop at the red compartment. With an almost silent *click* you infuse the blade with fire dust.
>You jump on to the monster and start to slash away at it, hearing it scream as the glowing blade cuts through its skin.
>You let your guard down for one second, and are punished for it immediately , as the second Ursa hits you with its paw, knocking you off its partner.
>As it strikes you again, you realize that you don't have much aura left.
>You didn't have that much to begin with, since you had to spent a fair amount taking out that guard. Punching through chainmail takes quite a bit of force.
>Luckily you managed to hold on to Myrtenaster. As the creature comes at you once more, you slash at it, seperating its head from the rest of its body, before it disappears.
"One down, one more to go", you say out loud.
>You wait a moment, before the second beast comes rushing at you. Good thing it is dumb as a rock. You jump up and thrust the rapier downwards. It penetrates its head and you watch as the second Grimm dissolves.
>You are out of breath, and look over to the man you are supposed to be fighting. He is still standing in the same place he was at the beginning of all this.
>That's when you feel it. A familiar aura is drawing closer.
>Spinning Myrtenasters drum once more, you make it stop at the light blue electric dust.
>"I hope you are better at cleaning dishes than fighting", he says.
>"As you start running towards him he draws a blade and makes a slashing motion, shooting an energy wave from it. It's too fast for you to react in time and hits you with full force. You fly back a good twenty feet.
>This is not good. You get back up and assess the situation. You are about fifty feet away from him, you haven't hit him once, your aura is so low that the next hit is probably going to actually hurt you and you don't even have your own weapons.
>Perfect. Just, perfect.

>>78099605
That's actually what I hope it is. However, if something actually happens to Pyrrha, I don't want that to be the trigger.

>>78099932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlkIsY0W80U

I have no idea how well the Bun will take this?

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>>78099932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkgn3QUA2w
>Penny

I...uh...I guess we stop a nuclear war together? or something?

>>78099932
>neo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdR8qmFHDwI
i have a feeling that she likes this kind of music

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>>78099932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jVbSI9H4o
...

>>78100458
Stopping nuclear war is a great way to spend time with your loved ones.

>>78100325
how's your Secret Santa story coming along?

>>78100503
Picking the names now actually.

Should I include Flynt and Neon? I think they'd be fun.

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>>78100495
It helps that she's combat ready

>>78100306
Relic from Vol 1.

>>78100539
As long as Neon is in a sexy elf costume go for it

>>78100539

Include RapeAnon and Ace

>>78100539
Only if you can really add them in without it feeling forced

on that note, who should be the Predator's secret Santa?

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>>78100572
>including namefags
pls no

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Post Cute.

>>78100569
>Holiday festival slut
Sold. Probably.

>>78100577
Hm.

No idea. Whoever would have the hardest time buying for him.

>>78100700
Penny maybe? who can we use to make it super awkward?

We know Weiss and Blake don't like him, maybe one of them?

>>78099605
I think his aura is going to be temporary invulnerability. Hes going to be getting his ass kicked by Neo or somebody really powerful and hes gonna think of his team or something that he cant fail them and then he just goes in for the final charge, his aura happens and he just tanks all the attacks and ends with a nice clean hit.

Remember last year's RT 12 days of Christmas? How did it go again, Eight Yang's a milking right?

>>78100729
It was 5 Golden Yangs and 8 RT Posters

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>>78100428
>"What's wrong? Had enough?", you hear him taunting you.
"Nah, just giving you some time to breathe!".
>Who are you kidding? There is no way you will be able to win against him. But you still have to try. For her.
"You know what pisses me off the most?", you ask him.
"More than you having ruined her childhood? Having tried to make up for the time not spent with her by giving her money?"
>He looks at you, curious. "Do tell..."
"That you hit her. I know it must sound stupid, but that really pisses me off. Seeing the red mark on her face, and the bruises on her wrists..."
"And you wanna know why? Because I could've prevented it. I SHOULD have prevented it."
"As much as I would love to, I can't change the past. I can't go back in time and stop you from mistreating her."
"But I can certainly do my best to protect her now... and I will be damned if I let you continue to treat her like a puppet."
>With that, you draw Myrtenaster once more. You charge it up with wind dust and start to move forward. You slowly walk towards him. No point in running if he's just gonna stand there anyway.
>The old Schnee swings his sword again, and you use your wind-infused weapon to propel you to your left, dodging the attack.
>You can feel her getting closer.
>Another swing, another burst of wind.
>"You know that you will run out of dust before I do, right? Just give up already."
"Never." You answer.
>You can hear her footsteps.
>Weiss is running up the stairs.
>She can see the smashed doors.
>"You dolt! You dunce!" She thinks.
>Her father reaches back and readies himself to take another swing.
>You get ready to dodge it.
>That's when she arrives: "What are you two idiots doing?!"
>Her voice takes her father by surprise and he jerks his hand to the left.
>The line of energy is now racing directly towards her.

>>78100753
And Gus in a pear tree?

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>>78100664

>>78100785
a bobblehead toy of burnie

>>78100456
You know its going to happen.
0:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7uDAVsxcOM

>>78100776
I've always been curious as to why we've seen everyone reload but Weiss. And, yes, she does need a speed loader.

>>78100833
And 4 Gus Plushies

>>78100664
Oh man, that's a REALLY old one
I've been here too long

>>78100833
>>78100857
>>78100785
>>78100753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cg7NmXTei0

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>>78100847
we've yet to seen Pyrrha reload.

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>>78100864

>>78100873
>gray was Chris' exorcist

I didn't notice that last time.

Cool.

>>78100878
looks like she's cutting her shoulder with the spear

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>>78100917
Atleast post part 2, Make it a bit less depressing.

>>78100878
When I said that, I was only thinking of within Team RWBY.
I don't think we've seen Nora, Sun, Neptune, and lot of the others reload, but as for Pyrrha she moves as if she were going to reload in several instances in the Nevermore/Deathstalker fight, it's just that the camera cuts away before it actually happens.
https://youtu.be/2KAC0NadIuk
I think 0:50 and 1:10 are the magic numbers.

>>78101081
I always thought of her just transforming her weapon, but if her reloading window is in the transformation, then that's pretty smart.

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>>78100917
>>78101023
You. You stop that.

>>78101131
is it time to cheer up the Rube?

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>>78100729
>Eight Yangs a-milking
Don't tempt me anon.

>>78100722
I'd say weigh which gift will be funnier between those two. You'll always get an interesting character moment when you confront a character with something that's 100% not their usual thing.

>>78101146
yes

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>>78100776
>You think fast; using what's left of the wind dust to propel yourself between her and the attack.
>It hurts. It hurts really fucking bad.
>Your aura wasn't enough to block the hit completely, and you can feel blood running out of your torso.
>You fall to your knees and bend over, supporting yourself with one hand while pressing the other one against your chest.
>"NO!", you hear her scream.
>She sits down next to you.
>"What were you thinking? You idiot!" Tears start rolling down her face.
>Isn't this what you were trying to prevent?
"Weiss... get back." You say, every word making it feel as if someone is ramming a knife in to your upper body.
>"What?"
"I said..." you take a deep breath, pain surging through your body as your lungs expand.
"Get back." You force yourself to stand up, hunched over, your legs shaking.
>"What are you doing?!" She looks up to you. As you turn to face her you can still see a faint mark of her fathers hand left on her pale skin.
"I'm... fighting. I won't let him seperate us. Won't let him hurt you anymore." You turn your head again, this time looking back at her father, he looks shocked. Like someone that almost killed his daughter probably should.
>"Are you insane? You will get yourself killed!" Weiss cries.
"Fine by me", you reply. "If I can't spend my life with you, then It's not worth it anyway."
"So old man... ready to finish this?" What was supposed to be a heroic shout turns into a painful whisper.
>He lifts his sword.
>"Father, no!" Her voices echos in your head.
>And then, everything turns black.

>>78099136
I'm so meta, even this acronym

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>>78101154
>Yang gets him a joke book
>>78101157
have a happy Rube

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>>78101023
never
>>78101131
Also never

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>>78099932

Not related, but this image kinda makes me think of an episode where the team gets their semblances scrambled temporarily through some freak accident and it makes their general palette's swap too.

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I WANT TO SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR YANG

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>>78101204
>filename

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Think well get some Roman tomorrow?

>>78101204
Some women have bulges because fat there or really fluffy pubes.

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>>78101325
Doubt it, unless it's a tiny bit at the end
I'd expect it in episode 7/8

>>78101325
No, but I think we'll see Pyrrha's mom

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>>78100425
>Weiss piped up, clearly familiar with Pyrrha's accomplishments.
>"She did graduate top of her class at Sanctum."
>Jaune shook his head.
>"I'm afraid that's not something I would be familiar with."
>Weiss scoffed. "She's won the Mistral regional tournament four years in a row- A new record."
>Jaune let out a sheepish chuckle.
>"Impressive to be sure, but I haven't kept up with the tournaments much outside of Vale."
>There was a brief pause before Weiss continued.
>"She's on the front of every Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes box!"
>It took Jaune a while, but the memory was there.
>In truth, he hadn't expected to actually remember something.
>Looks like fishing for information worked out.
>"Ah, yes. I think I remember. They only do that for athletes and cartoons, right?"
>Pyrrha smiled slightly. "Yes, that's right."
>Jaune saw the look of growing irrigation on Weiss's face and decided to take his leave.
>"Truly, I must be going. I need to prepare for today's activities."
>He bowed slightly to the both of them and walked away.
>It was a bit disappointing to be brushed off so quickly by a girl he once had a crush on.
>Pyrrha, however, would certainly be a powerful asset to whomever was lucky enough to earn her favor.
>Jaune had the nagging feeling that he might have already succeeded, but he wasn't sure why.

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>>78101204
>filename
>implying she hasn't always had a 15-inch megacock

>>78101365
So, does anyone have the latest Succ cap? I want to get back to that one for now, but I don't remember where I left off.

>>78101204
It's also a gun.

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>>78101410
>Ruby will never shoot you in the face with her futa spunk

Been listening to the dub.

I think Penny is the best part about it. 2qt

>>78101465
you mean the official one, and not the fandub that's been out for a while? do you got a link then? I must have missed it.

>>78101508
Search Nyaa for RWBY. it's the latest torrent.

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DAMN.

'Nuff swag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa6g1BBMQ1g

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>>78101442
>Ruby will never put a Rubaby in you

>>78101186
>You wake up in a white room, a bright light blinding you.
"Am I dead? Is this what heaven looks like?" Are your first thoughts.
>As you try to get up, a searing pain drives through your chest.
>NOPE, not dead! DEFINITELY not dead. Unless you are in hell.
>If you are, then it smells good at least. Like apples with a hint of cinnamon.
>It's only now that you feel something pressing down on your legs.
>You raise your head, at least that is possible without the feeling of someone setting you on fire.
>And to your surprise is it not a chain that's holding your limbs in place, but Weiss.
>She always looks so calm when she's sleeping.
>As you move your arm the machine next to you starts making loud beeping noises.
>Suddenly Weiss jumps up. "I'm awake I'm awa-", she sees that you've got your eyes open, "You're awake!"
>A big toothy grin forms on her face.
>"I was so worried about you!" She puts her arms around your neck and gives you small hug, interrupted by you letting out a small: "Ouch."
>"Oh, sorry." She says.
"It's okay" you reply. You can see the dried tears on her face.
"You've been crying again."
>"Of course I have! And it's your fault you dunce!"
"What? How is it my fault? And where are we anyway?"
>"You really don't remember?"
"Don't remember what?"
>"How you challenged my father to a fight!"
>Suddenly the memories come back to you. You arriving at the mansion, her room, the servants, the guards, her father, the fight and... oh god.
"I lost, didn't?"
>"That's an understatement. You didn't even hit him once."
"Sure, just rub even more salt into the wound" you say, letting out a small laugh.
"Speaking of which, how bad is it?"
>"Not too bad, surprisingly. Your aura prevented any serious injuries. You did lose a lot of blood though. So much in fact, that you had to get a transfusion."
>You are about to ask where they got the blood froom when you see a small band-aid on her arm. You also notice that the bruises on her wrist are gone.

>>78101554
Blake is the worst.

>>78101544
hudurrdurr, it would have helped if I didn't have the english-only anime filter on by default. thanks anon, getting it now. glad to see there's more seeders than leechers

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>>78099932
Romantic as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_hdmt4vpBo

>>78101186
Nigger don't die on me, I just started reading this shit on my phone

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>>78101631

Best girl
Best faunus
Best fighter
Best RWBY

>>78101708
...bro
>>78101606

>>78101708
I'm completely done with the story, I just don't want to spam. That's I'm waiting ~20 minutes between each post.

>>78101720
You gotta start posting this at the top of the thread since it's a well known joke in this general.

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>>78101720
Shut up smutty

>>78101720
>Best girl
>Best Fighter
Why'd you post a picture of Blake?
I mean, I can get why you might think she's a better RWBY than Yan, but c'mon.

>>78101639
Most of the leaches are nips, which somehow amuses me.

>>78101749
It was a late post, my bad

>>78101765
faunus hierarchy
Sun >>> Blake > Neon

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>>78101720
>Best faunus
sure she is

>>78101789
how low is the Bun on this list?

>>78101789

Blake > Velvet > Adam > Neon > Tukson > Sun

>>78101789
Velvet?

>>78101841
the Bun missed the rankings meeting because she was being bullied

>>78101802
I wanna lick her armpits.

>>78101789
wrong:
Sun = Blake > Bun >>>>>>>>>>>>>Neon

>>78101720
Worst girl.
Meme race.
Shit weapon, shit semblance.
Worst storyline.

>>78099099
which livestream?

>>78101842
>Adam better than Sun and Neon or even Tukson

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>>78101401
Hey hey amigo, I think this was the latest one I capped I may have missed one update after that, but i'm not sure.

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>>78101720
>best girl
Neo
>best faunus
Velvet
>best fighter
Merc
>best RWBY
Rubes

Blake is shit minus being best desktop background

Quick, post your beaconship but this time rank them by most to least EDGE

>>78101940
He died near the thing he loved most.
His books

>>78101988
he was humming the RvB theme, best faunus

>>78101299

I do too!

>>78101973
>best desktop background
>900x554
Nigga, a cereal box is bigger than your monitor

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>>78102052
>>78101299
Looks like we have a competition.

You know how we settle those here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_NR19LpA_E

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>>78101606
>She sees you looking at the band-aid an leans in closer to you, her face hovering right above yours, whsipering: "Now there will always be a part of me inside you."
"That sounds a lot more creepy than cute, you know th-" she cuts you off by pressing her lips against yours. It's a long, passionate kiss.
>Weiss pulls her head back when she hears the automatic doors open.
>"I hope I'm not interrupting anything important."
>Both you and Weiss start to blush.
>It's Winter. You immediately sit up, ignoring the pain that tries to push you down, a painful groan leaving your mouth.
"What do you want?" You ask. You still don't like her.
>"Relax, I'm just here to talk to you. You should be thankful. If it wasn't for me you wouldn't even be awake right now."
>"She is right", Weiss says. "After you lost consciousness she used her healing dust to slow down the bleeding."
"Healing dust?", you ask.
>"It's still in development," Weiss tells you, "since it still has some unattractive side effects."
>You start to get a little scared.
"Like what?" you ask.
>"See for yourself," Winter answers.
>You lift up your blanket and look at your body. There is a big scar all the way from your right hip, up to your left armpit.
>"While it does speed up the healing process, it also leaves behind scars."
>You shrug.
"Eh, I don't care. I actually kinda like it. Reminds me of you." You lift your hand place it on Weiss left cheek, tracing her scar with your thumb.
"Anyway, you said you wanted to talk?"
>"Yes. Weiss, would you please leave us alone for a few minutes?"
>"Um, sure." She gets up and walks out of the room with a happy bounce in her steps.
>Both you and Winter look after her. As the doors close, she turns to you:
>"Thank you." She says, smiling, and looking like she's holding back tears.
>You have never seen her like this before, and no idea how to react.
>"Thank you for standing up for my little sister. For being there for her."

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>>78099073
Dude...at least ask a more thematic question when talking about the meta.

>>78101988
Hey, I posted your request last thread

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>>78102120
No, bleach is for making things white
We need to make them yellow
Alternatively we could just see who can stare into the sun longer

>>78102182
So chug a bunch of Sunny-D or something.

>>78102182
if you use bleach in very high concentration on white objects (in general) they turn yellow.
it's the chlorine mate.

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>>78101973
>900x554
You should have your wallpaper privileges revoked.

>>78102165
Already?
That was fast.

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>>78099932
>me and emerald go too a watershed cafe and this song is playing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Gsr3kI96I
I'd say that we be going deep with each other both metaphorically and literally.

>>78102221
Huh, I didn't know that.
>>78102206
I was thinking piss but that works too

So, what's the best ship?

>>78101973
>>78102104
>>78102231
>my screen resolution is 3840×2160
>I just have a blank blue wallpaper
I'm not sure how I feel about this

>>78102257
yeah it's called over bleaching
here is a link
http://www.mamaslaundrytalk.com/have-your-white-clothes-turned-yellow/

>>78102236
Yeah. It finished it at 3 o'clock in the morning. If you can't find it, I'll repost it.

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>>78102269
Pollination of course.

jp limited edition has really nice packaging

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>>78101299
>>78102052
>>78102120
why not being sacrifice to the Dark Lord Chin Chin

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>>78102304

>>78102269
HMS Belfast, she's pretty and is always there when you need her the most.

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>>78101973
>>78102104
>>78102231
>>78102304
http://waifu2x.booru.pics/#url

>>78102403
got more RWBY wallpapers?

>>78102269
Qrow x Summer
Nuts and Dolts

>>78102348
>Six ships in one
It's 11 if you count 3somes and 4somes.
I counted
Unless you're only counting the popular ones

>>78102421

This by far my favorite picture of Blake. It's comfy and cute.

>>78102348
I ship all of team RWBY

>>78102469
That's incest, gross

>>78100572
>"A Distressed and teary-eyed [Insert girl]! Oh Ace, you always know what to get me"

>>78102478
>WhereDoYouThinkYouAre.jpg

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>>78102478
you're new eh?

AU where everything is the same except Blake and Weiss never reconciled their differences and have really aggressive and physical hatesex.

>>78102269
The ones I like

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>>78102478
>Incest
Only between 2 of them
>Gross
Nigga.

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>>78102129
The final part! Woohoo!

>"You know, she and I talked a lot about you, in the time you were passed out."
>She sees the questioning look on your face, and answers before you can even ask.
>"It's been three days."
"Ah," you say.
>"Like I said, we talked a lot about you. She really loves you, and I can see that you make her very happy, and I wanted to thank you for that."
"Too bad I won't be able to do that for much longer. With me having lost and all." The thought of you having to leave Weiss hits you with a wave of sadness, causing you to choke on the last few words.
>"About that," she reaches into her pocket and pulls out an envelope, "I talked to father as well, tried to convince him that seperating the two of you would be a mistake."
>You open your eyes wide.
>"He gave me this before leaving for a meeting in Vacuo this morning. It's for you."
>She hands you the letter and turns around, seeing Weiss looking at you through the windows in the doors.
>"I will leave you and Weiss alone now. Regardless of what it says I'm sure you've got a lot to talk about."
>As soon as she starts leaving you tear open the envelope and start reading the letter.
>Weiss enters the room, and as you read tears start running down your face.
>She looks at you, concerned.
>"What does it say?"
>You hand her the letter, and a moment later, the two of you are holding each other in a tight embrace, crying once again.
>But this time, they aren't the tears of sadness that you had shared so many times before.
>Instead, they are tears of happiness, joy, and relief.

>FIN


Like I said, the story turned out to be WAY longer than I had anticipated. But it was a lot of fun to write, especially since it was the first time I've tried something like this. Hope you enjoyed it!

>>78102551
what is this ship called anyways? my headcanon refers to it as "crash and burn" but if there's already a name out I could just use that.

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>>78099987
Wow, I really didn't know 50 Shades was THAT bad.

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>>78102652
>Wow, I didn't know that novelized fanfiction was bad

>>78102645
Most people call it Enabler

>>78102645
Enabler.
Or Strawberry Sunrise, if we are talking about a platonic relationship.

>>78102645
I've heard "enabler" or "sisterly love" tossed around a few times.

>>78102679
I figured some of the badness would get filtered out, and I really didn't think something that bad could make it out into publishing. I mean, I've read a bit of Twilight. It's crap, but there's levels of crap...

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>>78102652

You must of never experienced Trucking hard.

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>>78099987
>You want to play on your xbox?
Holy shit was that actually a line in the book?

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>>78102723
>that image

>>78102478
>He doesn't like when Ruby and Yang swap saliva while they think Blake and Weiss are sleeping but are really watching.

>>78102718
Literary wise Twilight isn't total shit. She just couldn't develop characters to save her life. If you want to see true published crap 50 shade of and Divergent are the worst I've read.

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>>78102763
That's what killed me too. Like, I understand being innocent, but how can a man be talking like that, mention a "playroom", and you STILL be thinking of something so innocent? Who the hell would even call the place they play video games a "playroom". What are you, six?

>>78102803
>Dystopian YA fiction
Not even once. I could barely finish the first Hunger Games. Gregor the Overlander was so much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnTltDzqhzM

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>>78102652
I'm sorry
I'm so sorry

>>78102858
It kind of makes sense why rubes would say it

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>>78102763
>Xbox

>>78099987
That picture of the Monthy Python show in the background of the playroom gets me every time.

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>>78102443
I do have a few.

>>78102478
Someone post the bedtime greentext and its sequel.

>>78102884
Thanks, Purple Man. Please don't rape me.

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>>78102304
Is this large enough?

>>78102803
>Literary wise Twilight isn't total shit
I had to google some excerpts to see for myself
>He stared down at me with watchful eyes, much as he had before when he'd been worried that I would go into shock.
Grammatically decent, but a fucking mouthful to read. Just say he stared at you. Jesus.

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>>78102652
Yes, sometimes when people on anonymous image boards call popular things shit they actually are shit.

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>>78102976

>>78103052
Holy fucking shit anon. You'll be hearing from my sides' lawyers.

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>>78103052
This is a comedy, right?

>>78103045
Twilight is terrible but there are worse books than it.

/lit/ has apparently written a book.

>>78103052
He gets them from Thumbfacts, obviously.

>>78102968
>Glorious PC Master race

That comic is a gem

>>78103045
>>78103052
God, it's shit like this that makes me terrified to write sometimes. Like...to myself I think it'll all be sunshine and roses but then when a 3rd party reads and dissects it it comes out as a bloated corpse of a story or work.

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>>78102968
I would read that version of the book.

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>Meanwhile in RWBY/g island...

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>>78102600

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>>78103214
The rescue team has just arrived

>>78102704
I've never understood Strawberry Sunrise for anyone other than Junior paired with Yang.

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>>78103005
Okay starting Secret Santa Predator for you

>"Absolutely NOT!" Weiss screamed as she stomped her foot
>"This seems like a really bad idea..." Blake chimed in
>"Oh come on guys!" Rube pouted, "This is his first Christmas with us, I think we should let him join in"
>It was time for Secret Santa, the teams gathered had put their names in a Santa hat and were ready to start
>But Ruby wanted to include her new friend, the 7 foot tall alien hunter that she called "Big Guy"
>"He's got to be vary lonely....please..." Ruby's puppy dog eyes made the others squirm as they wanted to say no
"ugh...Fine....but if he gives someone a spine and skull...." Weiss said looking grossed out
>"He won't, trust me, he's a real sweet heart" no one belied a word of that from Ruby
>Ruby looked up and let out a clicking sound as what looked like ripples in the air moved into the room
>as electricity came off him the Predator appeared
>Ruby made more clicking sounds at him and motioned to the hat
>The Hunter nodded, then reached in and grabbed a name
>Velvet

>>78103214
>The girls are swimming and the guys are staring

>>78103214
https://youtu.be/btzmQC-zQ9k

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>>78103072

>>78103255
>RWBYg
>Girls

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>>78103263

>>78103278
We are all either male or attack helicopters.

>>78103214
>Octavian is summoning his Eldrich Bretherin,
>The sky turns dark.
>The moon is now a deep crimson and screaming can be heared from the ocean.
>Oct speaks the final word and...
>Nothing.
>No sound.
>No presence.
>No light.
>There is now only Oct.

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>>78103214
>"OCTAVIGAN!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJZRr17Sjsw

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But anon...
Octy was never here...

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>Tfw Jazzman could have been Jack Michaelson
>Tfw missed opportunity to have a Mercury vs Jack dance off

>>78103227
Thank you. I think.

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>>78103344
Of course Octy was h-
>Double dubs
Well then.

>>78103306
ANON, WE NEED TO GO BACK!

>>78103278
I meant the Waifus.