Dobson tells an honest to god joke. A funny joke. I am

He draws a panel where a kid is obviously sexually aroused.

>>78093930
>2nd panel
>both hands above sheet
>4th panel
>one hand above sheet

Did Dobby actually draw a child masturbating?

>>78093930
That would be the joke, yes.

>>78093962
I'm triggered
This is not cool
It's pedophilia

>>78093984
Did you honestly not get "horny" when you were a kid or did you reside in some radical religious home where your mother threatened to chop it off every time she believed you were under the spell of "the devil's temptations"?

That barely counts as a joke, let alone anything remotely resembling a decent one. He should go back to comparing computers to food.

Maybe positive feedback on this will get him to stop self-inserting so much.
Unless he's supposed to be the elf

>>78093897
Yeah ok I laughed.

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>>78094011
You have to admit, when it comes to fucking Dobson, this is certainly a step in the right direction. He's not trying to put in some kind of retarded internet politics bullshit or describe his shitty life.

Credit where it's due.

>>78094028
Go to bed, Dobbie.

>>78094073

Gotta agree with him though. Anything that isn't ironic angry strawman is certainly an improvement, but knowing Dobble Dobble Boil and trouble, he'll be back to making jokes about Mario being from Brooklyn and blond people being Satan.

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>>78094085
I would be nice if this is a turning point for him. Maybe he'll stop with the retarded fucking self-pity comics and try to tell jokes or do something serious. Maybe this is a watershed moment where he's listened to people. He may even try to improve his art.

As much fun as he is as a punching bag, I wouldn't be opposed to seeing him become something better.

>>78093897

I hate to be that guy but.
If another webcomic did the joke with female strippers Dobson would be so triggered and throw a tantrum in twitter about the misogynistic culture around strippers.

>>78093897
The fuck?

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>>78094478
He undoubtedly would. Credit for baby steps.

>>78094499
I can't take male feminists seriously

>>78094028

>that comic

I'll never understand how can someone who pays up the ass for Apple's overpriced garbage claim moral and intellectual high ground. I guess the low IQ and being an Apple fanboy are related somehow...

Before I am accused of being a PC fanboy, I've given Apple a chance before, and I mean on all fronts; iPhones, MacBooks, Mac computers, you name it. Every single devide from Apple that I tried out has been an unpleasant, crippling experience. You don't have so many options to work with compared to doing stuff on PC, all the time the system literally holds your hand and pulls you around. Very rarely have things worked the way I wanted to, or even worked at all, especially when it came to iPhone; every single one of them that I got my hands on was a nonresponsive piece of shit, and everyone I know that bought an iPhone quickly came to regret it. Even my cousin who bought a MacBook began considering to get rid of it and buy a normal laptop.

>>78094551
It's all fucking irrelevant. Apple? PC? You're still a cuntstain who is directly responsible for hundreds of deaths of men and women at the Foxconn Plant.

>>78094576
Pretty sure China being an unlivable shithole is what prompted that.

Also without any business they'd lose their jobs and wouldn't make the dollar an hour they do have.

I don't get it. Is there some comic reference I'm missing?

>>78094608
World is too global for that. I'm not trying to guilt you, I love my smartphone also. Just don't be fucking naive and think it comes from the ether. We in the first world are benefiting from China having to do exactly what we did over 100 years ago in the Industrial Revolution - using human beings as disposibal mechanical parts. Assuming we don't die we'll do the same to India and then Africa before finally using the exact same robots that already exist but are still more expensive than human lives.

>>78094648
>I'm not trying to guilt you
>You're still a cuntstain who is directly responsible for hundreds of deaths of men and women at the Foxconn Plant.

Not even that guy, but lol.

>>78093897
A broken clock, y'know?

Just because Dobson is a shitty babyman doesn't mean he can't make something good once in a while.

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MALES AS SEX OBJECTS
THEY'RE NOT PIECES OF MEAT THEY'RE PEOPLE
UNREALISTIC STANDARDS OF BEAUTY
IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO EXERCISE AND BUILD MUSCLE.

>>78094648
Do working conditions in China suck? Yes, undoubtedly.

But things would be much worse for them if America suddenly cut all ties with Chinese factories. Chinese workers aren't slaves, they're just poor and suffer from a lack of career and education opportunities. They choose to work shitty jobs so they won't starve. Factory shuts down, they're fucked.

The real fault lies in the Chinese government for doing nothing to address the wage disparity or enforce laws protecting workers. People complain about class issues in the US, but they're WAY worse in China.

>>78094663
Get over it. We're brainwashed to believe that every single life is precious. They're not. What's the fucking worst that the world as a whole would experience if 50% of us faggots on this website died tomorrow? Fewer mass shooters? Less creepy pedophiles? Fewer diagnosed cases of autism? Big fucking loss.

But we're brainwashed into believing that every single human being is important.

We're not.

>>78093930
It took one post to make this comic ten times more hilarious than Dobbeh could ever manage.

>>78094551
I dont even understand how anyone can make the food comparison and claim that PCs are fast food and apple is home made cooking when it is the exact opposite.

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>>78094710
Well then you should be the first to go.

>>78094738

Denial, pure and simple.

>>78094741
I welcome you to try and kill me. In the meantime, I'll be gladly living a fucking shitty American life (making about $25 grand a year) while still realizing that I've won the motherfucking lottery compared to about 6-7 BILLION of my human peers. Yeah, I eat rice in order to pay for my internet, but it's an insanely fortunate privilege to have to make that choice. Fuck you tumblr SJWs, you have no fucking idea what the fuck the word privilege even means.

>>78094792

What's funny is, most SJWs are teens or young adults who are well off thanks to their mommy and daddy, trying to guilt trip others not because they genuinely feel sorry for those in poorer countries, but to feel better about themselves. "Hey, I just told that guy who works flipping burgers at MacDonalds to check his privilege, so that makes me a good person even though I am far better off financially than he is!!"

>>78094028
>>78094551
Could someone post the original?

>>78094841

Also, SJWs tend to think on purely black/white level: "this person has a job, that means they are well off and living a good life!! Fucking privileged sexist pig!!"

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>>78094028
>imagine being at computers so fat you look and see food

>>78094881
This man has always been a fucking dumbass but rarely does that irritate me as much as it does now. My main phone is an iPhone and even I know that's a fucking stupid allegory

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>>78094904

People are still making Elf on the shelf jokes in 2015?

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>>78094922

>expecting him to understand irony

>>78094927
Personally, I had never even heard about it until literally last week. I still don't even know what it actually is beyond the name.

>>78094922
Why does he have fucking two sets of eyebrows in the first panel on the bottom? He could smarm someone to death

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>>78094949
>Asking about eyebrows
First Dobson thread, I take it?

>>78094927
>>78094942
this is my first time hearing about it

>>78094953
No, I've heard about him for a long time since /co/ and /v/ would make daily threads on him way back when, but I don't think I ever saw a comic where it actually had that. I just don't get it

>>78094478
That's probably why he used male strippers in the first place, like hate to sound like this guy but "it's okay if we show it happen to guys but not women." Maybe I'm just over thinking it.

>hates the very idea of objectifying women
>draws barely clothed muscular men
Is Dobson gay?

>>78095034
I Dobbles case, you aren't overthinking it. Honestly, I'd be surprised if his intention wasn't to try and make straight guys feel uncomfortable. Jokes on him - it is a genuinely funny comic. Gender doesn't matter - sexual fuckery is universal.

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>>78095045
Maybe closeted.

>>78095052
>older Dobson kissing younger Dobson

What?

>>78095058
I have no explanation. I just know it's something he had on DA before he quit. Again.

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>>78094949
That's probably the (not very well drawn) gap between the eye socket and the eyeball. It's pretty common to draw it when the eyes are half-closed.

>>78095045
Probably

>>78095045
Don't be silly nobody would be a male feminist if they weren't trying to get laid.

>>78093962
I know it makes me hypocritical as fuck, but I'd really like to see the SJWs turn on him for that.

>>78094881
>your needs are arbitrary because you did not purchase a Mac
>my needs are not because I purchased a Mac
It's fucking hilarious how brainwashed Applefucks are.

I honestly don't understand this.

Who are those two guys? Why are they naked? What the fuck is that Elf? Why is the child attracted to it?

Also, the guy on the left has a rounded nose, while the one on the right has the sharp nose, but when right guy is imagining his past, HE has the round nose.

>>78095901
I don't understand this either. What the fuck is going on?

>>78093897
A comic? A comic that isn't a personal against someone or something?

I-Is this real?

I don't care if Dobbie made this or not. I've got myself a new image macro.

>>78093897
Most male strippers are straight.

Because men are just brainless slaps of meat who exist to be gawked at, huh?
NICE ONE DOBSON, you sexist little shitlord.

>>78094881
Did anyone post this at /g/?

Is that Maximilian Dood?

>>78096291

I'm about to. Wish me luck.

he's turning gay and you know it.

>>78096348

So in his quest to brown-nose radical feminists and fight "sexism", he's becoming gay?

Makes sense.

>>78094922
Now post the comic where he is happy to go to McDonald

>>78096326
Would've been funnier with supporting Dobson's position to anger more people, but that will do too.

>>78096402
https://youtu.be/YyxqlA4rqaU
You know this would be Dobson if he had a friend.

>>78096432

>>51803796

>>78096456

Damnit, doesn't seem to be working. Here:

>>>/g/51803796

>>78095901
Round noses imply youth. Unfortunately Dobson has no artistic skill so this is his only means of making the child version look young.

Does anyone have his "we're not in Kanzas anymore"?

Is this comic based on a tv show or somrthing

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>>78093897
Maximilian?

Post the fucking Big Ben screencap

>>78094887
It's impressive how it's almost a legitimate sentence.

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>>78097158
>andrew dobson, professional comic artist

>>78097176
>white socks with a brown suit

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>>78094881
>>78094028
How's that healthy food PC working you Dobson, can't even play a Game Maker game on it you fat fuck

>>78095397
>the SJWs turn on him
Wait, were you under the impression that the SJWs were on his side? Just because he tries pandering to them to desperately hope to get a fanbase doesn't mean he succeeded.

>>78097272
That's weird. Undertale played fine on my Mac.

>>78094692

You're an idiot.

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>>78094551
I hate iphones.
Just hate those things.

>>78094881
Didn't he make a comic where he fondly remembers eating at the McD's every friday alone or something?

>>78094927
I am not american, I have never heard of that thing or what's the business with it.

He lives in my city. He could be anywhere. This thought haunts me daily.

>>78094551
>I'll never understand how can someone who pays up the ass for Apple's overpriced garbage claim moral and intellectual high ground.
Apple has REALLY good marketing.

I wish dobson was just a bit of a better cartoonist and just a bit less abrasive so he wouldn't command 100+ post threads

Is the joke that gay sexuality makes Dobby's audience uncomfortable?

Does Dobson not know how to draw abs?

>>78098334
How would he?

>>78098334
Dobson barely knows how to draw period.

>>78096815
I can't unsee it now

>>78095052
>Dobson can't even draw kisses right
For fuck's sake

>>78095070
I believe those are called "eyelids"

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>>78094710
>But we're brainwashed into believing that every single human being is important.
>We're not.

>>78099020
>being this butthurt about being told in a near infinite universe the ephemeral lives of humans are worthless
Total cvck

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>>78099045
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

>>78099020
Let's be honest here, a majority of us, if we died tonight, wouldn't even be remembered a year from now.

Maybe you are lucky and have family. maybe they actually love you, but it's still true.

If Barack Hussein Obama died, that's important. If Sting dies, that's important.

If we die, big deal. Might affect family and friend if we have them, but very few of us will have really made an important impact on someone's life.

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Maybe he's reached a turning point in his life? Doesn't he deserve a second chance guys?

>>78097176
isn't that the dobson wants to be a brit image?

>>78093897
I didn't know he could make comics that aren't about himself and aren't making some stupid argument where he belittles the person he disagrees with.

>>78099386
>Sting
who?

>>78099466

>that image

He brought it upon himself. He only has himself to blame (not that he will).

>>78099466
>cultivate a readership of nomoney teenagers who visit you to feel good about not doing anything
>wonder why they won't pay you

>>78097272
What a horribly ungracious attitude to have.
not that I'm surprised at all

>>78094881
It's more like cooking vs SOYLENT GREEN, really.

>>78094546
That's because you know that is their only mating strategy and it is pathetic.

>>78099466
There's pathetic, then there's this.

>How can I I inspire hope in others
Don't worry Dobson, you do. I make it a point in life to not be as pathetic and whiny as you.

What a gross fucking human deject. This thread ruined my day, it really did.
Why must such disgusting shit exist and taint this species and why I entered this fucking topic to read about his existence, goddammit I'm filled with regret.

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>>78100000
There is a product out there called Soylent Green. It's not made out of people though, sadly.

>>78100254
Then why even bother?

>>78093897
Someone edit it to be female strippers and watch the SJW hate.

>>78100296
My point exactly.

The product itself is just a tasteless paste that has nutrients. I mean, I can just by Ensure if I wanted that.

>>78099466
These tweets sounds like Chris-chan

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>>78094881
>>78097272
>cheap and convenient
>prefers a $3000 iTunes machine
Well, shit... A-Dobs' got me there. I sure goofed up investing in this fucking Windows PC.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get back to playing Fallout 4 on max settings on this computer I spent maybe $500 and a few hours putting together.

Enjoy Undertale, Dobsy, immersion shouldn't be a problem because the main character is a fucking child just like you.

>>78093984
You can't be pedo towards boys.

>>78100514

>comparing Frisk to that manchild Dobson

Come the fuck on now dude, Frisk is nothing like Dobbie there.

>>78100406
>product is supposed to be made of humans
>it's just a tasteless paste
Is this supposed to be an allegory to modern society? Did banksy make this?

>>78100296
I think the selling point is that it's being advertized by somebody who is affluent enough to feed himself by eating out in good restaurants the whole year round.

It seems to be one of those: "Copy the habits of an affluent person to become filthy rich yourself!" products.

>>78093897
>comic is a kid being turned on

So not only does he want to inflate people but hes also a gay pedo.

>>78100547
Yea, you're right, I crossed the line.

If anything, Dobsy's more like Alphys.

>>78100626

The obsessive love-hate relationship with anime would certainly fit.

>>78094551
>Iphone

Swear to sweet holy jesus, their OS updates were intentionally malicious.

I had an Iphone for a few years, and then there was an OS update just as the 6 was coming out.

Suddenly, it stopped working. Full stop, would not accept power charge. Right after the OS update. A lot of other Iphone 5 users had this issue as well.

I might be paranoid but when suddenly thousands of Iphone 5s stop working when Iphone 6 comes out, you have to wonder.

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>>78099582
How can you not know the Sting

>>78100675
You're not paranoid. That's a proven fact. Apple intentional breaks their old phones to force people to upgrade.

>>78100675
Apple is probably the leader in planned obsolescence. It's a thing.

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>>78093897
You know, even if Dobson's jokes made the best Whomp comic look like CAD, I'd still hate it because his art is just so fucking grating.

Even if his comics aren't fucking eye poison, all the characters are drawn so fucking smug, it's as if he uses the DreamWorks smirk as a reference.

I just fucking hate it.

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>>78100699
Oh, THAT Sting.

>>78100675
As the other anons already said - it's planned obsolence at the max.

>>78100639
Not to mention how fucking irritating they are with their constant shiposts on social media sites.

Seriously though, that section in Hotland where you'd stop every 30 seconds because she posted some OH SO QUIRKY shit fucking ruined Hotland for me.
Yes, I know the joke is it's SUPPOSED to be annoying, but take a tip from /co/,
>ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>78100783
Oh yeah that's the guy who played Feyd-Rautha in the Dune movie.

>>78100933
>>78100783
I remember this guy because he was in a Cheb Mami music video.

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>>78100000
nice

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>>78100675
>had an iPhone 4S before I switched carriers
>switched to a Galaxy S5
>S5 is a piece of shit compared ro my old iPhone
>can't say shit about it without being called an Apple fanboy
>mfw
I feel like the only guy on /co/ who genuinely enjoys Family Guy or something. Meh, maybe this phone is just shit, I switch to something else before I start looking at the IPhone 6 and crying over Steve Jobs' death.

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Reminder that Dobson is the embodiment of no taste

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>>78095397
Technically it's not about the "child """porn"""" but ask and ye shall receive
For those who can't read
>Tom Preston: anti-sj, misogynist, ableist, told Zelda Williams to “calm thy tits” when her father died, general prick

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>>78101171
>Healthist
>Sanist

>>78101143
>reminder that when Cars 3 and The Incredibles 2 were announced Dobsy praised Cars 3 and didn't see the point of an Incredibles 2
The absolute pinnacle of no taste.
As a guy who's not a fan of animu, how is One Punch Man? Looks like fun.

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>>78101238
The anime is really good, but read the Manga first. If, at any point, you find yourself thinking "Yeah, but can X beat Saitama?", then you are in the wrong mindset. Saitama is not about power levels, he's about ennui. Making a Piccolo / Frieza analogue explode in a fountain of gore with a single punch gives him no satisfaction, but getting to the store in time for a special sale on vegetables? Hot dog! And this far the Manga handled that better.

>>78101228
It would be hilarious if this spread to a point where snowflakes refuse to get medical help.

>>78101171
I'd fucking love to see this bitch's entry on Zone-sama.

>>78101238
>As a guy who's not a fan of animu, how is One Punch Man? Looks like fun.

OPM is really fun, has good jokes and neat animation.

>>78100626
Alphys at least has some standards, dude.

>>78101238
Read the manga, it's surprisingly fresh and that's coming from someone who rarely likes manga.

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>>78093897
Oh, THAT comic!

>>78101238
One Punch Man is the anime/manga for people who do not like or normally watch/read anime/manga.

>>78101171
>told Zelda Williams to "calm thy tits" when her father died

WHAT? WHEN? WHY? I do my best to avoid Dobson stuff but I need to know the context of that.

>>78101436
Isn't that already the case?

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>>78101507
And the Brianna Wu version, Dobson really likes the Wu.

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>>78101515

>>78101422
Ok, if you're saying what I think you're saying Saitama (that's the main character, right? With the plain looking face?) can just defeat anyone and that's what the show is about? Because I got that impression that it's about this demi-god who can defeat anyone but is just nonchalant and blasé about his powers.
Am I in the ballpark on my assumption?

ALSO,
>read the manga
Fuck me, do I have to?

>>78101531
Fantastic.

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>>78100514
About Undertale...

>>78101538

Did she block him?

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>>78101563
I don't know. I have no idea how twitter works.

>>78101538
Is Dobson autistic?

>>78093897
The joke is pretty good, but it has the strange after taste of tonal dissonance that only people like Dobson can bring. I'm perfectly fine with comics being considerate or even a little bit white knighty, but when someone has been so abrasive about it, I can't help but think "does he think this is okay because it's about men and does he think he is doing a service to people who he thinks are in his side by stepping in this direction?" The politics in things like this usually don't come to mind and they really shouldn't; it's way too easy to assume too much, but it's Dobson.

Good joke. Weird move. Maybe he's growing into someone different. Who knows?

>>78101538
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Take my word, I can't fucking stand Dobson, but if I remember correctly Zelda's tweet was concerning something else, not her father's death.

If you're gonna shit on Dobson, you have no shortage of reasons to do so, don't start taking stuff out of context and making stuff up.

>>78101547
Yeah, that's pretty much what it is. It's about a guy who trained to become powerful because he wanted to be a hero instead of ending up in a boring office job, but became so overpowered that he finds fighting monsters to be about as dull as working 9-5 in a cubicle.

>>78101561
And it was supposed to be an easy as fuck solution, at least much easier than when he claimed to be able to mod his XBox.
He was an asshole just for the sake of it.

>>78101538
Okay, I was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome when I was 13, and I am having a hard time imagining how any human mind would consider that sort of response to be funny or comforting. Are we sure that Dobson is not some sort of alien sleeper agent?

>>78101547
>Because I got that impression that it's about this demi-god who can defeat anyone but is just nonchalant and blasé about his powers.
>Am I in the ballpark on my assumption?

Yes, Saitama is a superhero for a hobbie, he trained super hard (his trainning regime is part of the joke and I don't want to spoil it) and became so strong he can defeat anyone in one punch (or kick or slap or whatever) and thus every fight bores him and he lives unfufilled.

There's a diverse cast of support characters and their relationship with Saitama and their own struggles are what keeps the story going.

>>78101613
>if I remember correctly Zelda's tweet was concerning something else, not her father's death
Then you don't remember correctly, why do you think it wasn't about him? Did she ever say so?

>>78101547
1. He's pure human. Like, disturbingly normal human. Caped Baldy is unbeatable in combat, but he's otherwise a fairly boring guy, like all the heat was taken out of his blood.
2. Nnnnnno, you really don't have to. But it is pretty fucking awesome in it's own right. Also: the anime is apparently going to divert from the Manga as much as the Manga diverted from the webcomic that inspired it.

Damn. This dude sounds like someone trying really hard to fuck up as hard as possible in any given situation, like a social experiment or something.

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>>78101538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bINUfbLV_0M

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>>78101678
Oh, you have no fucking idea. His brain is a truly fascinating mess.

>>78100557
I don't think so, it was just some guy that wanted to make a product to sell.

>>78101756
>Hanukkah
Suddenly shit is starting to make sense

>>78101436
They usually make news first because they refuse their children medical treatments.

>>78101756

Holy fucking shit, that is both hillarious and depressing to read. How can one man be this colossal fuckup???

>>78101756
That gf is surprisingly level headed. For his sake, I hope they're still together. Dobson deserves a little break

>>78101756
Apparently also has sweet people around him that are kind enough to give him a chance.

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>>78101663
>>78101640
>>78101622
>>78101511
>>78101501
>>78101479
That all sounds fucking awesome.
Thank you guys, sorry I don't have the time to reply to you all individually, I'm at work right now, but I've read your posts and luckily I have next week off so I know what I'm watching.

Last question, where's a good place to watch it? YouTube, Netflix, hulu, torrent, etc.?

>>78101756
Why did he get pissy about the 3D thing, so much so that it caused him to have a crisis?

>>78101890
>Last question, where's a good place to watch it? YouTube, Netflix, hulu, torrent, etc.?

I torrent it on nyaaDOTse but if you don't want to be a filthy pirate it's on Crunchyroll.

>>78101756
Holy fuck he does not a deserve a girlfriend that is that nice. I don't care if she turns out to be a total hambeast.

>>78101946
Because autistic people flip out over the most innocuous shit.

Or it's because Dobson has such deepseated internalized resentment that he took a mild misconception over his artwork as a huge slight against his capabilities and life choices, thus he externalized and projected his resentment unto his gf.

>>78101876
>For his sake, I hope they're still together.
I believe I have some bad news for you.

A few years after the fact.

>sitting here laughing at dobson
>tfw dobson has had a gf and I haven't
HOW? Am I a worse person than dobson without realizing it thus far? One of dobson's worse traits is his lack of self awareness. Maybe I just couldn't see it before now, but it all makes sense. Am I a retard?

>>78102184
you probably don't have a girlfriend because you aren't willing to fuck everything that moves.

Who ever dobson is "dating" is either gross, mentally unstable, or getting paid.

>>78101143
>senseless death and murdering
But there's barely any of that at all in OPM.
Most of the time the civilians are rescued or evacuate just before they could get killed.

>>78102184
If it's any consolation, he treated her like shit because he's a retard and they aren't together anymore. Besides, idiots usually attract each other so if you have no standards you could easily find a lonely autistic girl to hug and fug.

>>78102225
But he isn't dating her anymore, after that Hannukah fuck-up the relationship deteriorated very quickly.
She was just a young girl who didn't know better and was probably desperate to be with someone... anyone.

>>78102184
Yes anon, you were the real dobson all along. "Dobson" was just a construct of a social experiment designed to test how long it would take for a subject to reach this conclusion when a being with zero self awareness was paraded in front of him throughout his life.

>>78093897
heh
heh heh
yeah thats actually kinda funny.
Maybe this will be Dobby's big turnaround moment, where he goes from lolcow to a real human being?

>>78101238
To be fair, while Cars was not a good movie by any stretch, the Incredibles wasn't that good, either.

>>78094478
Someone needs to draw this and send it to the tubby deviant.

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>>78102480
>the Incredibles wasn't that good

>>78102184
Getting a gf and keeping a gf are two different things.

You're not Dobson, you just have some other fault.

You are PROBABLY a coward, I don't know.

>>78102312
>that Hannukah fuck-up
Jesus christ, don't remind me.
I'm a Jew, and I regularly browse /pol/ and don't mind hardcore unironic Nazi shit, but reading about that whole thing made me unironically offended.

Maybe it's because he portrays himself as the pinnacle of social justice, but god that was retarded.

>>78102480
You are objectively, undeniably, ludicrously wrong.

>>78102564
I would like to hear the story of what happened. This sounds good. Please tell me that walking fedora said something anti-semetic during Hannukah. Oh my god, that would be so fucking like him.

>>78102312
>Hannukah fuck-up
The wut

>>78102618
>>78102629
scroll up

>>78102184
>HOW? Am I a worse person than dobson without realizing it thus far?
That's silly, having a girlfriend is in no way a measure of a person's worth. There are complete shitheads who manage to keep sweet people by their side because they're manipulative or authoritative, and very decent people who only have casual sex.

I know nothing about the blue bear but comparing yourself to someone else's online persona is never a good idea.

>>78102618
Someone probably has the DA journal screenshot, but basically he visited his Jewish girlfriend's family during Hannukah, and was shocked to discover that they don't celebrate Christmas (you know, because they are Jewish), and went on some sort of rant about how every child deserves to celebrate Christmas and that the parents were abusing her and her little brothers or something.

This kind of stuff makes me more angry then ten million comics by AWM. He probably really is a fedora, who probably went on a rant about how Christians are all bigots in the car ride ten minutes before, but doesn't realize that he is basically speaking like a crazy Baptist preacher.

>>78101756
>before I began panting
I didn't need that image.

>>78102712
A shit I guess I remember it wrong (>>78101756
). I guess it's not really as offensive as I recalled it, but like a hundred times more autistic.

>>78102618
>>78102695
>>78102712
Already posted - >>78101756

>>78101756
Maybe if he wasn't such a shithead her family would probably try to include him, but if he wants to pout in a corner then that's fine.

does the blue bear's smug face enrage anyone else? is he really good at drawing douche faces, or is it because I associate the bear with him that it rouses me so?

>>78102838
Nah the faces are annoying. They're exaggerated but insincere

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>>78102838
It's not just the bear. Dobson can't help but make all of his faces smug as shit. That might have been intentional for Romney here, but Obama also looks smug as fuck.

>>78101756
Ho-ly shit. This guy is 100% actually autistic. I don't care how many doctors you get to say he isn't, this guy is on the spectrum something FIERCE.

>>78101100
The S5 *is* a chintzy plastic piece of shit hardware-wise. Samsung has been on a long decline since the excellence of the Galaxy S1.

Touchwiz is also terrible.

>>78094478
I thought the comic was kinda about that

>>78094922
But McDonald's is fucking expensive

>>78100254
I'm actually interested in trying Soylent.

When I heard about it if a few years ago, the science seemed solid.

>>78102978
It tastes like shit.

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>>78094700
>Chinese workers aren't slaves
>Implying
But they are slaves!

They are slaves to the dollar! Death to Capitalism!

>>78102914
>them faces
>them eyes
they look like they're melting

>>78100094
This really feels like Kelly levels of bitching.

>>78100514
>Fallout 4
you goofed up, all right.

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>>78102964
>making mai waifu Torako a filthy Dobson sympathiser
Absolutely disgusting.

>>78102978
What that other guy said. It's the same sort of slurry they feed into people through pipes at hospitals.

So if you hate yourself, cutting yourself or buying the stuff from actual medical suppliers is much cheaper than Soylent Green.

>>78101890
watchcartoonsonline com has it subbed and its free.

>>78102914
>improved relations with foreign countries
Fucking lol

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>>78101688
no
I'm not watching it again
you can't make me

>>78095058
>>78095058
Those aren't Dobson, they have jawlines.

>>78093897
Nah m8 that's not a joke.

did he ever explain why he's a bear

>>78094887
DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

>>78094927
I never heard of this elf on shelf shit until like three years ago. Is this a Midwest thing or something?

>>78104753
Wasn't it only created three years ago? I only heard about this very week.

>no gf
>poor
>fat and balding
>bullied your whole life, from DA to patreon
>patreon is still shit
>close to half his life is over
How does dobson keep on trucking? I'd find it hard to wake up everyday.

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>>78099213
>Trying to sound smart by posting Freudian theories of psychology
Nigga...

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>>78101538
>zelda just lost her dad to suicide
>he posts "CALM THINE TITS"
Fuck Dobson.
He can shove a rake up his ass.

>>78102977
Dollar menu cheeseburger you fucking idiot. You must be a woman, because the only people I've ever met that don't just order off the dollar menu have been women, and women have some sort of problem understanding the value of money.

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>>78101756
He really is pathetic.
Nobody that's that much of a fuck up deserves a girlfriend that nice.

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>>78101688
Why did he do it, /co/?

>>78105328
Crippling depression. I also heard that his wife was saying he had a brain tumor.

>>78101538
didn't she post on 4ch after that?

>>78102914
>ever
lol

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>>78093897

But that joke isn't even remotely funny.

>>78105328
Comedians live deep in depression for comedy is derived from tragedy. For them to be funny they need to be able to see the world for what it truly is and that is crippling.
The two masks are the same.

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>>78105882
>brain tumor
I knew about his depression, but I never knew about the brain tumor.
That's terrible, man. Robin Williams was one of the last few genuinely goodhearted stars on the big screen. At least we've still got Bill Murray.
Suicide's not worth it, anons.

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>>78106848
I hope he dies a horrible death for making that post.
That's like going up to a crying father and telling him to appease his penis for crying because his son was diagnosed with a condition that'd force him to grow up real quick.

>>78097176
It fits Dobson to want to be British

>>78106969
>literal graphics limitations are canon
>unable to accept any new colorations/outfit changes
He is, no joke, just like Chris-chan.
Also effeminine isn't a word.

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>>78107022
it was actually several months after robin's death

but still, he was an ass to her for no real reason

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>>78107107
He thinks the shitty DIC cartoons hold more weight to the canon than the actual video games, and like you said the NES couldn't show very many colors
Also here's him happy to go to McDonald's

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>>78107173
Oh, was it?
I couldn't tell, the dates weren't shown on the post I saw.

>>78105882
Lewy Body dementia, not a tumor. His body was throwing random proteins, and essentially giving him early onset Alzheimers.

>>78100094
>sicko photographers
>honest cartoonists
>crying statue of liberty

>>78100094
>Stop it you're photo raping me, I do not consent
>How do I even go on with my life with this weight of shame

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>>78107107
>>78107201
His hatred towards blondes is fucking baffling.

Don't get me wrong, I'm 23 and all my life I've never felt attracted to blonde, never kissed one, dated one, fucked one, whatever, but I don't outright hate them.

>>78099213
I cringe every time someone mentions projecting. I bet you think dreaming about a hole in the ground means you want to fuck your mother.

>>78107441
Yeah, I don't get it either. Seems like he's trying to compensate for having brown hair even though the only people I've known that really think blondes are stupid are teenage girls and grow out of it and dobbie is in his 30s

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>>78107825
He thinks he was bullied by a blond kid in school, and he's never gotten over it.

>>78107508
No it means I want to fuck you

>>78094004
Those kids are Horner than any other

>>78107107
Chris-chan has redeeming qualities by being genuine hilarious entertainment. Dobson is simple enjoyable ragefuel that is followed by regret that one wasted their time being angry at such a pathetic example of total irrelevance.

>>78093897
The fourth panel weakens the joke a bit by explaining it, but this was actually funny.

>>78108015
Generally they're not until they hit their teens when their hormones rears their ugly heads, which turns them into uncontrollable sex-tornadoes upon experiencing a first real sexual liberation.

>>78108045
I enjoy my anger when reading Dobson. His existence has a positive impact on my life, I'm slightly happier just knowing I'm not him.

>>78107901
>he's never gotten over anything
Fixed that for you

>>78097272
I feel like that last tweet really speaks to who Dobson is. He'd rather give up on playing the game entirely and get a refund than try to find a way to fix the prolbem

>>78107901
Considering his pathetic posts on Deviantart about. decade old grudges he's still holding from fucking highschool I wouldn't doubt that's the case.

Also, look closely at the bottom middle panel.
>Send Request
What a fucking faggot.

>>78108120
I get that feeling too. I could literally spend 10 seconds in a Dobson thread, feel better about myself, then go on to have a productive day with that feeling giving me a purpose. Except I don't, because I am compelled to remain in the thread to continue my descent into an abyss of rage and loathing.

>>78107901
Wow, he sure showed Mr. Rat-tail.

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>>78107901
>fat chance
Even his choice of vocabulary connotes inflation

>>78108215
>Also, look closely at the bottom middle panel
Upon closer inspection, the real crime here is using what appears to be internet explorer.

How come neither Chris chan or Dobson has suicided already? Are they incapable of that too?

I think it's about time.

>>78108308
>Mac user using internet explorer
Fucking why

>>78108308
Nah, it's Firefox, look at the tabs at the bottom.

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>>>78108215
>send request
This is fucking amazing, I never noticed this. Dobson just keeps on giving

>>78108215
>Send Request
You just know that he went onto the actual childhood bully's Facebook page to take that screencap despite his superimposition of a caricature. Dobson is actually THAT pathetic.

>>78095901
There's a thing called the elf on a shelf that is just an elf toy that you tell the kid tells santa EVERYTHING you do. Which is weird since he's already supposed to know everything you do.

It's a weird tradition and it's not even old, someone just started it to sell elves.

>>78097176
Why even hassle this guy? Can't you rather ignore him? Or is that being even more cruel to such a forgettable shah-hah?

>>78100699
>>78099582

Seth Rollins already tried to kill him ONCE this year!!!!

>>78100699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOLi3jHQ_8k

>>78100893

I didn't mind it, but then again despite how 100% tumblr she is I still thought she was funny.

I know the tumblr accusation gets laid onto it heavily but honestly Alphys is the only part that strikes me as especially tumblr

>>78102480
They were both really good kids movies.

so why does he hate anime/manga?

>>78101756
I don't see how the doodle is offensive. Does she think it implies that Hannukah sucks because a sad man was dreidling? Did he intend to convey that?

It really rubs me the wrong way that he said she was offended 'like any good jewish person' would be. I'm not jewish or anything but if I was and the picture didn't offend me it would definitely offend me more to hear what a bad jew I was.

>>78108852
She's probably more offended by the fact that he's wallowing in self pity, because it means that he's not happy about their life together, and instead of talking about it he's being a passive aggressive baby back bitch.

>>78108800
Something to do with how he used to draw animu and now he thinks it RUINED HIS STYLE and NOBODY SHOULD DRAW IN THAT STYLE because NOW NOBODY TAKES HIM SERIOUSLY.

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The joke would be funnier without the last panel, but it's still an okay one

>>78109001
Oh no I think he's being a bitch in the story. I just don't see how the drawing is offensive. His behavior as a boyfriend is, but I'm not dating him.

>>78109045
A lot of the time these are wrong, but yeah. The final panel only serves to point out the joke to anyone who somehow managed to miss it.

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>>78101171
>told Zelda Williams to “calm thy tits” when her father died

>>78109088
Eh, this one's kinda iffy too. The 'joke' could be considered the double entendre text. Without it it's just 'lol, repressed childhood'

>>78101143
I hope to god he doesn't lay a finger on JoJo, I can see from miles away he's going to say something dumb about the series like "It shows the current state of women objectification on a man's body" and later make a comc about it.

>>78101171
>Shmorky on that list ;_;

>>78094546
I can't take clowns seriously either.

its funny how some anons love loli or shota when theyre fapping to it but think its somehow wrong when dobson draws it

>>78099466
>abloobloobloo muh Patreon glitched I can't trust anyone anymore.
Fucking seriously? What a fat whiny pathetic cunt.

Did he ever make anything good, I heard his comic about the girl couple got acclaim, or was that just him self-sucking his own ego?

>>78110493
>I heard his comic about the girl couple got acclaim

You mean Patty? If you think that received acclaim or was even deserving of any in the first place, you are sadly mistaken.

>was that just him self-sucking his own ego?
Yes.

>>78109803
Because Dobson makes it look bad

>>78109045
But it doesn't explain why he's a stripper today, it just makes him look like some fucked up young sexual deviant

>>78099466
kek
Now he has more patrons and less money.
https://www.patreon.com/ADobsonComics?ty=h

>>78110829
I just feel bad for him at this point.

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>>78110862
So do I, sometimes... but then I remember he's been an asshole to so many people I just stop feeling bad. I understand his rudeness towards trolls and stuff but not towards people who tried to help and support him.

Also, new Patreon goal: "Anxiety/Depression Support Website for Artists".
Kind of a safe space, I didn't notice that until now.

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>come on /co/ for the first time in over six months
>fresh Dobson thread on the front page

some things never change
I wouldn't have it any other way

>>78110999
I can't believe my fucking eyes. My sides have left the milky way

>>78110829
>$2k a month for a PC, for HIM
What the fuck

>>78101171
>no tab jokes

Anon i'm disappoint

>>78093897
You are a liar.

>>78100675
>updating things
>ever

Win95 Master Race report in.

>>78093897
So his parents are watching him masturbate, through the elf?

>>78101143
He's probably only saying that because saitama hit the mosquito lady instead of whiteknighting her.

>>78110829
wow, even I get more money on patreon than him...

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>>78112330
Damn, I can't tell if this should be flattering to you, anon, I mean... Dobson is not really earning a lot of money there.

>>78101890
http://www.daisuki.net/anime/detail/ONEPUNCHMAN

It's an official service, but its free too.

>>78097396
Different CPU architectures. Dobby's still using an Apple product with a fucking PowerPC CPU.

this is 0% accurate to how elf on the shelf works

I'm jealous of Dobson.

And, yeah, I mean that.

I'm also infuriated by him.

See, Dobson has some artistic talent -- he can take the images that he sees in his head and put them on paper. He can share things with others in a way that I can't, no matter how hard I try.

I'm a writer, or I try to be, but a picture is worth a thousand words.

If I had even Dobson's mediocre talent, I would have a webcomic and share my vision with the world.

>>78103040
>>78103672
Oh.

That's disappointing.

Back to eating an apple and celery for lunch and pretending that I'm full, I guess.

>>78114000
comics dont have to be about good art. The ONLY thing that all comics must abide by, is that it needs to clearly portray what it's trying to portray to the audience. Communication and clarity is everything

>>78105003
Two McDoubles and a small fry, please.

I only do it once in a blue moon, because fuck having a heart attack in my thirties, but sometimes you just need to eat BAD to feel GOOD.

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>>78110999
Holy shit the rewards just get better

>>78101756
As someone who also feels like shit during the holidays every year, I can sympathize with him.

>>78107201
Jesus Christ.

Even I know to just ask the others if they're going anywhere and whether they'd mind if I tagged along, and I'm a literal autist.

ADD, ADHD, Dysthymia, and Asperger Syndrome, though I've been told that AS has been rolled back into the autism spectrum. They used to think that I had ODD, but it turns out that I didn't. Which is good, because that would have classified me as 'severely emotionally disturbed' and they would have shipped me off to a special school to be forgotten about.

>>78114128
>Skyrim children's rhymes
This idea is stupid
He must be bored
Fuck everyone else
Skyrim belongs to Nords

>>78112428
Profit is profit, anon.

>>78112330
What's your project, pal?

>>78114047
No, I understand.

But when I say that I'm untalented, I mean it literally.

I cannot draw.

>>78095070
almost all those eyes are arousing

>>78114273
>m-muh talent
You probably can't write either.

>>78112428
Usually just being a known person gets you Patrons, and no one really knows about me. Everyone knows about Dobson, and he gets shit lol. He's over 30, he should be more established by now, and maybe have learned from his mistakes.

>>78100094
This one really bothers me. Vendors pay money for booth space at cons. Why would you NOT want exposure? That's the point of buying a booth. If all you want is to sell to an already existing audience, you have a store on your website.

I mean, it goes back to Dobson's general problems of not wanting to improve himself.

>>78114155
>and Asperger Syndrome, though I've been told that AS has been rolled back into the autism spectrum.
Oh god I can relate. I'm honestly not sure whether I'm AS or just high functioning autistic.

>>78114324
That's probably also true, yes.

>>78111180
>implying willingly using win10 and chrome isn't all the joke you'd ever need

>>78094028
The best thing about this comic is how he eats McDonald's every Friday.

It's poorly set up, but I at least see whats he's getting at.

>>78093897
>hey, you ever wonder why male strippers are male strippers?
>okay, so what if like, when they were kids, their parents had a Christmas toy that was handsome, and it turned them gay, and the toy was staring at them, so then they liked being stared at, so they became gay male strippers?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUNNY? I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.

>>78098895
Yes, but that specific line is where the eyelid meets the eye socket.

>>78096022
>Samurai Jack relaunch
>Psychonauts 2
>Dobson made a good attempt at an actual joke
God, what a time to be alive.

>>78104753
Nah, it is a recent thing I think. I never heard about it until a few years back as some sort of Pinterest fad. The elf dolls are just old-fashioned/retro looking so they can be sold on the idea of being some old tradition that is making a comeback when really it is new.

>>78117072
>Being hyped for Psychonauts 2 after Tim Schafer made 2 scams