Why don't Tony have a sidekick named Iron boy? You'd

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>>78071604
His name should be Shotaro Kaneda

>>78071627
da fuq is this

>>78071604
Nah, Tony Stark is the kind of guy who knows how to put on a condom or at least drive the girl to the abortion clinic.

He's got a black sidekick, like every other MCU hero.

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>>78073138
Captain America
>Falcon

Iron Man
>War Machine

Thor
>Heimdall

Jessica Jones
>Luke Cage

>>78073279
You're really reaching with Heimdall.

>>78073279
Not really sidekicks, more like stepin fetchits

>>78073119
or have a vasectomy

>>78073279
>Thor
>Heimdall
Nah

>>78071604
Why doesn't Tony have a helper robot.

Not like a fuckin army of drones, just one robot to help him out in the field.

>>78073551
friday controlling the suit. i'm pleased she showed up in the mcu finally, fuck the jarvis program.

>>78071604


There's an Iron Lad, but that's Kid Kang

>>78071604
reported

>>78071604
Teen Tony was a thing.

Sidekicks have not aged well in terms of modern day sellability. It's a boon that Marvel has sidestepped all the sidekick bullshit DC is still stuck with.