>you go to a comic book shop and this guy slaps your ass >what

>>78054565
Oh shit he's really out of jail now

What girlfriend?

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>girlfriend

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>you're eight
>this kid asks if you wanna smoke with cigarettes
>what do

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>>78054565
>girlfriend

>>78054565
She beats him up. She knows booty is more important than food or water, so she fiercely defends those she considers hers.

>>78055200
>implying she wouldn't dump you for the other guy

>>78055094
i watch that episode last night.
so im really fucked there's no way out

>>78055232
Booty warriors can't hook up with booty warriors.

It would only end in a booty war.

Girlfriend?

>implying it wouldn't be your ass he sllapped

>>78054565
>Gets turned on
>Makes him do it again as she watches
>Turns out it's her fetish
>I have no say
>Things only get worse from there

>>78054565
Pulls out a gun, and kills him.

It's all good, though. She's just as imaginary as invincible prison gay, here.

>>78055414
Booty warrior was based on a real life prisoner. I think I remember watching an interview with him a while back.

>>78055094
*cigawette

>>78054565
Leaves with him to go fuck because he established himself as the alpha male and superior mate, causing her ovaries to start leaking all over the place or whatever they do.

>>78055384
>implying you can read

>>78054565
Oh shit, wait, isn't that fucking guy out ? Damn everybody better clench the cheeks.

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>>78056151
Yes, he's real. His dialouge and some of the show lines are word-for word copied from an interview with him.

He's also out of jail now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9WClv4U5B8

>>78054565
>He's free.

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>>78058346
>He's also out of jail now.

>>78054565
I accept that the booty is more important than food and water but he needs to find another butt.

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>>78055094
hoodrat shit, my nig

>>78058346
No way that dude wasn't just fucking with these TV people.

>>78055394
>wanting a gf that is a literal cŭck

>>78058705
>thatsmyfetish.jpg
Is there porn where the gf gets keked for a change?

>>78058756
It's called kekquean

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>>78058346
>Dis Niggas outta jail
SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE US

>>78054565
Giggle to herself and make jokes at my expense for the rest of the week.
just kidding, tfw no girlfriend

>>78058705
>doesn't want a c.uckquean gf
Literally the only way I'd be in a relationship. It's just so hot
>She helps you find other women to fuck
>She can join if she wants

I normally like doms (not a c.uck myself) but I get a big boner for femc.uck.

>>78054565
She hits him in the face, after curling into a fist.

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>>78055275
>a booty war

>>78054565

She calls Chris Hansen

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>>78058346
>He's out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51bVHtHDnmA

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>>78058346
>He's out now
Wait what...

>>78054565
Nothing. She's just as scared as I am