Why doesn't Pearl ever use any shape-changing powers? Is she unable to? Is that part of the reason she's "defective"? Or is there some other reason?
she is 100% defective
She literally cant, but she'd never admit it.
Lore.
Maybe she's just bad at it.
I think she can, because the gems invited her to play Steven tag. They'd know if she couldn't.
Pearl is artificial and may not have the powers of grown implanted crystals. We shall wait and see.
>>78040338
She at least changed her outfit during the beach scene, right?
I think she's just less practiced with it. She likes her default body and tends to stick with it. Garnet only shapeshifts once if I remember right, it's mostly an Amethyst thing.
because she's a fucking idiot
>>78040783
>>78040460
Episode: Secret Team
Pearl: Amethyst, shape-shift! Get small or... Something!
Amethyst: I can't! I'm freaking out! You do it!
Pearl: I can't concentra- *The hand releases Pearl, who spins in midair, then the hand clamps down tightly on her again* Aah! Unh! This is all my fault! I never should have had that bubble!
Pearls might not have shape-shifting powers
>>>/trash/479211
>>78041413
God no.
>>78041410
It's one of the things that make her defective.
>>78041461
Even non-defective Pearls might not be able to shapeshift
>>78041507
What makes you think that?
Take Amy, that works like her opposite, who is able to shapeshift at will as anything at anytime.
I'm sure it has to do with Pearl's obsession with perfection, to overcompensate for her defectiveness. She may deem it as a form of showing you are not ok with yourself.
>>78041507
Pearl's defect is that she isn't mindless and subservient.
Because Pearl has a /d/-tier transformation fetish and cannot turn into anything without literally giving it a thousand dicks.
How is anyone retarded enough to think that she can't? She changed her outfit in beach party, and it's pretty fucking obvious that she just doesn't like to shape shift.
By the very fact that she has a light construct form that is capable of changing upon regeneration, shows clearly that she has the ability.
Even more than Garnet, she obviously chooses not to unless completely necessary.
>>78041656
Zuke here, this post is now cannon.
i think pearls are not supposed ot look like her which is why everyone says shes a defective pearl
maybe real pearls have long hair and she cut it when she rebelled
maybe pearls dont have pointy noses
or maybe pearls are fat
idk
maybe pearls only wear dresses and she wears "active/battle" clothing
>>78042307
They only physical aspect of Pearl that I'd bet money on being a defect is her oval-shaped gem. When a different Pearl shows up, I bet her's will be circular.
>>78040460
>>78041312
>secretly can't shapeshift
>has been thinking up excuses to avoid the issue for centuries
I'd laugh.
>>78042527
I bet they're all short and fat
>>78040338
Pearl is obsessed with purity and honor. Shape shifting is a traditionally dirty and honorless thing to do. Amy has no dignity and doesn't care about purity so she shape shifts all the time.
> Show that Pearl has a collection of knives, daggers, and other swords in addition to her fencing sword and spear
> never use them in a fight scene
I rolled my eyes when she pulled out a second spear during Ocean Gem.
>>78040338
Obviously Pearl can shapeshift to a degree, but it's possible that Pearls in general may not be as good at it as other gems. Limitations like that might be why they're considered to be servants.
> Deep down you know you weren't built for fighting
>>78042669
We need a Hill of Swords style fight that incorporates all of them.
We all agree square mom is best mom right?
>>78043421
No, but I will agree that having Garnet wear her glasses all the time is the biggest mistake Sugar made.
Look at how expressive that shit can be.
>>78043474
I'm sure the animators aren't complaining, but I agree, it's a shame she doesn't ditch them more.
>>78043474
>>78043661
No way. her hidden, 3rd eye, is really what makes her more mysterious. I mean we all know it's there, but the fact that it's only shown in a handful of episodes, makes it's impact when it IS shown, way more dramatic. ...LIke when she loses her glasses, or they get knocked of, she she voluntarily removes them...shit it about to go down...
you guys are amazing. i never noticed she has never shapeshifted.
then again has garnet ever?
fuck i never even noticed them changing outfits except when amethyst pointed hers out
>>78044055
Garnet can do the multiple giant hands thing. She also played steven tag with amethyst.
>>78040338
Perl is a character who is holding onto her past very tightly because of Rose. It's understandable she wouldn't want to change her shape.
There is a lot more shape shifting in the comics.
>>78044055
>>78044227
>>78043421
She was, but now she's just
>Muh fusion
I liked it when she was the spiritual expert of the three, and not just two angry lesbians in a trenchcoat
>>78044055
I like how Connie is the only member of the main cast to actually wear different outfits regularly
really emphasizes she's a normal person and thus an "outsider" to crazy gem adventures
>>78043421
>square mom is best mom
Go back to Tumblr, dipshit
>>78045025
>Connie is the only member of the main cast
>member of the main cast
>main cast
>>78045065
fine autist she's a "Major Character"
with the exception of Greg she's the only human who actively wants to be a part of Steven's life
>>78045177
She's a minor character you spaz
>>78045312
Onion is a monor character
Marty is a minor character
Connie has shown up/is the main focus of more than ten episodes, she's not minor
She's the MC's girlfirend for god's sake
>>78040338
Why would you want to change perfection?
>>78045312
The show would be better if she was a main character to be quite honest with you my family
>>78045026
this whole fucking show is Tumblr, I like the series, but there's no denying that.
Singling out one part of the series and using Tumblr as an insult is unbelievably stupid, even by 4chan standards.
>>78045421
>/is the main focus
There's not a single episode that has Connie as the main focus stupid fuck
And no, Sworn to the Sword is about Pearl's backstory with Rose.
>>78045483
the fandom would be better if you died t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>78045518
We are on 4chan. Keep tumblrisms on tumblr.
>>78045580
>tumblr
haha
>>78043421
She was more enjoyable and endearing when she was more autistic.
>>78045667
>>78040338
she's busy using her body in other ways...
>>78045701
what is :^)
>>78045779
le merchant facade
>>78045800
>le
>>78045800
>merchant
>>78045800
I think she refuses to shapeshift because Rose liked that body type the best.
Why hasn't she killed herself yet?
I mean, she does know that she's absolutely worthless and overall pathetic
>>78045872
Gems can't die or somethin id on't know this show has le poor righting.
>>78045559
Holy shit man.
It's far too late to be this stupid on the internet.
>>78045701
Hey man remember when post timers went up?
Y'know, to foster "intelligent and meaningful communication on 4chan"?
Things really can be that retarded.
>>78040338
She's "defective" because she isn't being another gem's hand bag. If you paid attention, pearls are just fashion for other gems.
>>78045872
Because she realizes that the closest she can get to being with Rose is having her sloppy seconds.
>>78045825
she thinks about all the asian people calling her a loser
>>78046219
You don't know that's what Jasper was referring to when she said Pearl was defective.
>>78040338
she changes her clothes into a sundress in the episode with the pizzas
>>78046362
You don't know it wasn't.
>>78045483
Misha please go and stay go
>>78046633
>One Punch Meme
>>>/reddit/
>>78046654
what isn't a meme to you?
>>78046680Good shows
>>78046240
I'm sure Rose constantly used Pearl as a surrogate up until she decided to give birth to Steven.
>>78045559
>these levels of denial
You really dont like Indians, do you anon?
>>78046362
We do know that pearls are made to order gems, and that they're meant to be status symbols, rather like having a robot on hand, or a helper.
>>78046654
When everything is a meme, nothing is.
You know who'd make a pretty good main character?
>>78047934
Does anyone?
>>78048870
Lars?
>>78049653
True, but you cant say that Connie is a minor character. Episodes like SttS, Full Disclosure and nightmare Hospital is pretty much 50% Steven 50% Connie.
Wether you like it or not she's a major character in the show.
Now Greg on the other hand, despite being my favorite, is a minor character, only having 4 episodes revolving around him
She probably can, but with Amethyst on the team she hardly needs to.
That or its one of the things she's not great at, so she avoids doing it.
>>78049805
Sugar loves Greg and his VA. I'm sure we're gonna get more Greg centered episodes, which would actually be really cool.
>>78040338
She just haven't shapeshifted yet. She's said she's able to but she's refused to do it.
The reason why she is defective is because she doesn't have a master and isn't loyal to Homeworld.
>>78043421
That's subjective. I like Pearl more.
>>78049773
No, Lappy!
Everyone likes Lappy!
>>78049940
No you don't.
I wonder if we'll get to see Steven and the Gems doing more casual fun stuff again.
>>78049940
But it's not subjective
Garnet is a better guardian than Pearl could ever be
>>78042307
>or maybe pearls are fat
This would explain the autism part.
>>78049945
But a show about a person stuck in places a the time would be very boring.
>>78042669
Her ability to make spears could be (relatively) new. Peridot, for example, doesn't seem to know how to form light weapons, presumably because she has never learned how and its not something you can just pick up without effort.
She may keep the arsenal for more sentimental reasons, because they remind her of when she made the decision to become a warrior despite not being built for it.
>>78050867
And since Amethyst said that she could just pull out her weapon whenever she wanted to, it could mean that Quartz Gems have an easier time to pull out their weapons.
>>78040338
In order to shapeshift you have to get loose, and Pearl's as uptight as it gets. It's a power totally opposite to her personality.
>>78042669
She's probably most skilled with a spear.
I wanna marry peri cherry
How much longer?
>>78052439
9 months
>>78052439
We don't know.
Peridot is a terrible mother. She should be ashamed of herself.
>>78052548
>>78052660
Well thats it then.
>>78050755
yeah but she's a cute
>>78041413
thanks
>>78042669
>>78042801
You think Sugar might go full weaboo at some point?Maybe ending in Pearl's death?
>>78053548
We can only hope.
>>78053109
What's your favorite thing about Lapis?
At this rate I'm guessing that we'll finally finish Season 2 in 2017
>>78040338
She can shapeshift but doesn't because as a custom made pearl she wants to stay the way Rose commissioned her to to look like.
>>78053687
My favorite thing about her is thatshe isn't a main character.
>>78046717
name one
>>78053890
Okay I'm not much for Pearl but them thighs at the end are un-fucking-real.
>>78053951
Lapis is a celebrity guest who occasionally graces the show with her presence.
>>78045483
Yeah, 'generic YA heroine' is better than 'baby patriarch'.
>>78042573
>pearls normally look like Amethyst
>Amethysts usually look like Pearl
>>78045745
Are there even enough old men in beach city for her to please for money?
>>78053951
This. All the main characters are shit, I hope lapis' character isn't ruined like peridot
>>78054116
Her character hasn't been ruined, she just hasn't been taking her medication lately.
>>78053687
she's cute and blue and she's my favorite and i want to make her happy lappy
I want to put a kick me sign on Lapis' back!
How come we are having good SU threads without shitposting?
>>78054074
Japser is fucking disgusting, I'm glad she's the least important gem.
>>78054251
Is pearl defective because she doesn't follow what she was made to be?
I'm going to introduce Lapis to my parents! I'll they'll love her, as long as she isn't in one of her moods again.
>>78054551
Nah I think it's more literal
>>78050919
That... would actually make sense, quartzes being a warrior caste and all. Then again, Amethyst's whole character is about just doing what feels good without really thinking about it, so that might just be exactly what it takes to draw her weapon.
>>78054295
Because all the shitposters went to /trash/. Now that they're gone things are substantially better.
>>78054251
You can never replace the original Lapisabuser. He's gone, anon, accept it.
Holy shit /co/ is slow alright
>>78054551
No, she's defective because she's retarded. She's an invalid. She has one of those signs in her car.
>>78054551
It's probably just that. She was given free will and that was what made her defective. Or maybe that's what made her "lost".
>>78055267
It's her defectiveness related to her refusal to shapeshift?
How does it feel that Lapis is probably dumb as a bag of rocks lapisfags?
>>78055431
She is just very resentful, she can't think straight.
>>78055310
I'm thinking normal pearls do shapeshift a lot and project like multiple holograms to multitask
But she has rejected her maid status
>>78055431
Jesus, Lapis, how did you fail swimming?
>>78055431
>Fem Lit
Did she not check her privilege
>>78055431
>F
>Swimming
HOW?
>>78045701
What?
>>78055431
I want to hold her and gently pat her head.
>>78055431
Why are you so mean to Lappy?
>>78056851
Because she's a shit character void of personality that is only found attractive because of cheap fanart, headcanons and fanfics.
Get a better waifu you stupid fuck.
>>78055871
Why would she need to swim? She can manipulate water however she wishes.
>they crystal gems will be forced to kill Lapis in order to stop Malachite's destructive rampage
>>78056984
You have little faith friendo ;)
>>78057938
I'm not sure if Lapis would die, or if I want her to die with Malachite unfusing.
>>78057946
Burnett described her as blue/black using the MTG color chart. That means she's manipulative and selfish.
>>78058207
It's B/U/G, a personal favorite of mine, which means she also has the ability to grow. Believe in Steven and love anon. Besides B/U doesn't mean that person is evil or even a bad person, that's just their motivations that can drive either good or bad intentions.
>>78040338
I'm sure that at some point in the past Pearl, as the personal servant of Pink Diamond/Rose Quartz, kept trying to change her personality to be what Rose wanted her to be, just to have Rose look her in the eyes and tell her "I like you just the way you are". In that moment of validation and emotional honesty, Pearl fell madly in love and so doesn't shapeshift because Rose liked her just the way she was.
>>78058207
You have to be smart to be manipulative.
>>78058484
I'm also confident that Rose gave Ruby and Sapphire the speech about "you are not one person. You are not two people. You are an experience. Make it a good one."
>>78056984
>>78055431
She tried her best.
This hiatus is fucking PAINFUL
>>78059947
The show will return on January 11. Trust me.
>>78060088
Really? On a Monday?
>>78060136
It will begin with a Stevenbomb
>>78060149
If it's followed by another hiatus I'm going to fucking scream
Which of the Gems would give the best back rubs?
>>78049945
Maybe if she wasn't so ugly.
>>78060270
Kill yourself.
>>78054074
>mfw tall, powerful girls don't wear shirts like this irl
>>78060270
Pearl, obviously. She's the most eager to please.
Amy's would be more fun and lively, but ultimately unsatisfying.
>>78060270
Lapis, because I'm pretty sure that's what she's for.
Just a thought are there natural fusion?
Like there non fusion opals and non fusion Garnet running around?
>>78060783
no, Lapis is forenemas.
>>78060922
No.
>>78043421
I think she's the best at being a mother
>>78060922
No, because those are both literal combinations of two stones irl.
>>78045483
Don't call me your family, family.
>4chan was down for 2 hours
>Was worried if it was gonna to be gone permanently
>>78061114
Anon, you just said some dumb, newfag shit.
How old is Greg?
>>78060922
I'd like to think so and i'd like to think that natural fusion-gems are a lot tougher than fusion made gems of the same type.
garnet v garnet when.
>>78061168
He's 45
>>78060956
Why would gems need that?
>>78061114
4chan's gone down for days like 8 times in the last 6 years. Probably more. It literally crashed 8-1 chan once.
You don't know the meaning of panic until you wake up in the morning to find out it's still down. Whole chans were set up or migrated to just to get people their fix.
>>78061264
they don't. their human toys do though.
>>78059947
Zuke's hyping shit up again. Lapis probably got redeemed.
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/674737745911091200?lang=en
What the fuck are pearl's even used for?
>>78061391
Looking pretty.
>>78061546
So pearl's are just like real life pearls
>>78061546
Carrying your stuff in their heads.
>>78061264
>>78061332
Hey, just because they don't need to doesn't mean they wouldn't occasionally do it anyway.
>>78061391
arm candy
cleaning
washing
dusting
carrying their betters
pleasure
beating
>>78061379
She was talking about drawing cool Pearls earlier, and Pearl's VA just posted a crew selfie. Good odds we're seeing more Pearl.
>>78061391
low tier maids and servants, also status symbols
>>78061590
But why have an entire person for that?
>>78061826
>More Pearl episodes
DEVELOP THE OTHER FUCKING GEMS SUGAR!
>>78061826
>More Pearl episodes
But my Garent episode
>>78061996
>>78062070
Fuck the other gems, this is Pearl country.
>Peridot betrays the crystal gems
>>78062205
I can see that happening
>>78062205
do you even cartoons?
of course she will
>>78062205
>Gems defeat YD
>Peridot comes crawling back to Gems
>Not even Steven wants her back
That is worst then being shattered
>>78062331
>Being such a piece of shit that not even steven can believe in you
>>78062473
That's a fate worse then death
>>78062331
YD being defeated? In SU? HA
Nobody is gettnig defeated in Sugar's watch
>>78062473
You have to do some really fucked up shit to Steven for that to happen
>>78062331
>>78062473
>>78062331
She can live with me!
>>78062331
>Not even steven wants you
>Not even Steven
I hope it was worth it Peridot
>>78059947
Don't you have anything else in your life besides a dumb kid's show?
>>78062331
>Literally crawling back to them after the battle
>Jabbering excuses and apologies as she inches her wounded form towards them
>One by one the gems turn and walk away
>Only Steven remains as she grovels at his feet
>She holds out her hand to him in desperate hope
>Just a sad shake of his head before Steven too walks away, leaving her ruined and alone in the dying moments of the day.
>>78063409
>>78063409
>>78063409
What do you think the chances are that male humans will fight homeworld gems and do well
>>78063584
very low.
Greg would probably die heroically though, leading to >>78062331
>>78063409
>>78063409
>>78063584
If by do well you mean get captured and be used as a breeding Bull than yes
isn't she just the cutest?:^)
>>78063875
>she
>>78063875
>she
>>78063875
>she
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>78063875
I'd let him teach me to dance
>>78063963
>>78063928
>>78063923
>she
>>78063923
>>78063928
>>78063963
>Female
>>78064081
>>78064085
>Human
Who should Yellow Diamond's voice actor be?
>>78064081
>her
That's a transvestite.
>>78064165
Zach Hadel
>>78063875
>>78064081
DELETE THISthat guy whos dick exploded
>>78064165
Tara Strong.
>>78063875
Wow, Cosmo's HRT is doing great
I'm going to shelter Lapis from all the bad things on the world!
>>78064165
A deepest man voice
>>78064165
Sugar
>>78064165
How the hell can they make YD scary?
>>78064415
>YD comes to earth
>Goes to Crystal gem base
>Poofs all the gems
>Goes to Steven
>Talks to him 1 on 1
It would cause nightmare
>>78064165
John DiMaggio, in Aquaman voice
>>78064165
Brian Blessed, His voice is a god send.
>>78064165
Cam Clarke
>>78058207
>Lapis is the twist villain
gimme a source for that. I only ever saw Burnett's tweet on Jasper's alignment
>>78064165
Something underwhelming like Kristen Schall or something like that.
>>78064165
ELLEN MCLAIN FOR CHRIST SAKE HOW IS THAT NOT OBVIOUS?
>>78063409
Not that I expected a happy ending, but this might be worse than her getting shattered for betraying Yellow Diamond (only for Steven to heal her because of feels and random power-up hax).
Which gem is most likely to die alone?
>>78065099
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/642209481602928640?lang=en
Not really a villain, but she isn't a precious snowflake who can do no wrong either, which is what I like about her. He did the CG and Peridot as well I believe.
>>78065349
None. This isn't an edgy as fuck animu.
>>78065349
Lapis at the bottom of the ocean
>>78065349
Threads over sug-shitposter. Dont need to prolong it with retarded questions.
>>78065349
you
also this >>78065392
>>78065401
Lapis will never be alone, she has her best pal Jasper!
Malachite however will be.
>>78065671
That's not true either. I believe in Steven.
>>78065389
Lapis has literally done a single good thing in the entire series.
>>78064165
Andrea Libman
Just imagine a soft spoken YD who shatters the gems who failed her with her bare hands
>>78044993
I kind of agree. Ruby and Sapphire are neat on their own, but I don't like that ever since the reveal that everything about Garnet is analyzed in the context of her being a fusion rather than as an individual. Which is dumb, because in Stevonnie's episode, Garnet herself goes on about how fusions are their own beings and not two people in a trenchcoat.
>>78064165
>Letting anyone but Sucrose to voice the Big Bad.
>Implying it wouldn't be great to have a Gem overlord run on tears. Crystal Gems are fucked.
Does anyone besides Steven like Peridot? Do you think she had any friends?
>>78066286
She probably spent the majority of her existence under the thumb of Yellow Diamond, sheltered from most of the world, tending to her seemingly never ending duties.
>>78066286
Would you want to be that loser's friend?
>>78066286
The other Peridots tolerate her but ditch her as soon as they can, Jasper would punch her lights out if given the chance, and Lapis doesn't give a fuck. YD is glad that Peridot is trapped on Earth. The CG is willing to poof and trap her again if she proves to no longer be useful.
>>78066367
I bet sometimes Yellow Diamond would make Peridot sit on her lap and kiss her on the mouth and if she told anyone she'd get in trouble
>>78066479
Don't be cheeky.
>>78066537
Peridot's ass is insane though how could anyone not want to get snugly up in that
>>78058207
Didn't he describe Lapis as BG?
I've been trying to figure it out all along.
>Jasper WBR
>Peridot WUB
>Pearl WU
>Amy RG
>Garnet UR
>Steven GW
Right?
>>78066797
What the fuck does any of that mean?
>>78062205
>The Crystal Gems betray Peridot
>>78066797READTHETHREAD
>>78065389
>>78066856
They're color identities from MtG, comrade
>>78066900
I'll have you know that I'm not even a little sorry
>>78062205
>nobody betrays anybody
>>78066890
>they do it behind Steven's back
>>78067426
That Rose isn't nearly fat enough.
I'll grab the pitchforks.
>>78067153
There's an image floating around of them cheering when they kill Peridot and then cheering quietly behind Steven's back when he is sad about it.
Anyone have that?
Any of you have gone to /trash/'s /sug/ yet? How is it?
Is it normal /sug/ plus porn or is is worse?
>>78067742
Same as it ever was
>>78067742
It's normal /sug/ plust porn AND worse.
>>78067742
this but with no filter
>>78067843
>>78067742
it alternates, it's surprisingly good when it isn't getting spammed
>>78065192
I want this, but I know it probably won't happen.
Jessica Lange would be good to.
>>78067742
>>78068010
>>78067963
>>78067961
>>78067843
It's shit. It's 4chan's dumpster, literally. There are no mods, no jans. Only you and your will to be there.
>>78067579
>>78068227
Thanks man
>>78046717
I would have lol'd if the spoiler wasmilhouse
>>78066644
This. Second best ass in the show right behind Garnet.
>>78054334
YOU'RE fucking disgusting.
>>78070369
Get a grip, triggered tits.
>>78061996
>>78062070
Remember when Becky told everyone that Pearl is the Gem we know least about AFTER ALL HER FOCUS EPISODES?
>>78064085
>>78064133
>>78064081
Well, dude, I don't really care, I'd still hold her down and stick it in.
And I'd be happy. Would you be happy?
>>78070496
>Pearl will keep getting the lion's share of the development episodes
>>78045872
Deathbed request from Rose to take care of Steven.
>>78071081
If you want to call it death. More like Rose probably just retracted back into her gem and Steven came out instead.
Lapis Lazuli is the worst SU character
>>78070496
Pearl is so much developed than any other character in the show that it is starting to get a bit annoying. Garnet and Amethyst are practically caricatures in comparison.
Reminder that Pearl only cares about Steven because he has Rose's gem
>>78071456
Reminder that your mother only cares about you because you came out of her
>>78062331
>>78063409
I almost think that Peridot would have to legitimately murder a few loved ones before Steven went that stone cold.
>>78066797
Nah jasper is WR and Peridot WU. Pearl is WB.
>>78071738
Jasper is WBR, Matt confirmed.
>>78071764
Why black? She's just a loyal warrior, she's not selfish. Maybe because she only cares about strong gems?
>>78071790
Black doesn't only mean selfishness. Someone made an analysis on what WBR entailed for Jasper, but I can't find it right now.
>>78066286
Maybe she had coworker friends
>>78071812
I was one of the ones that analyzed that shit, I think I remember the quick rundown for Jasper.
White implies she has fierce loyalty to HW and her duty as a soldier, black would mean that she's willing to make great sacrifices from either herself or others to reach her goals, and red means that her emotions drive her more than logic would which can make her kind of a hothead. She really is an interesting character.
Black isn't purely as much selfishness as it is risk and sacrifice for your own ends, like maybe how Jasper would risk her ideals against fusion to destroy the CG, or something like that.
>>78061826
>Good odds we're seeing more Pearl(s)
fixed
>>78061041
>Lapis Lazuli is made of lazurite, pyrite, sodalite, and traces of other minerals
>>78044850
there's a loss comic in there waiting to happen
>>78064165
Miyuki Sawashiro
Jasper is the only gem that no one else in the show cares about.
>>78074946
I-I bet Rose cared.;_;
You're aware very few gems can shape-shift, right?
>>78064165
Zelda Williams.
>>78075014
I don't think they were friends.
>>78075027
oh yeah i remember the episode where they said that
the fuck are you talking about
>>78075027
No?
Wasn't it implied that the ability was universal for gems?
What are you guys doing here? All your friends are in /trash/, why don't you join them, I hear they're having a blast over there.
>>78070496
Maybe she's got more secrets than Rose ever had?
>>78075039
Honestly, who knows. They might have some history, since they're both Quartzes, they both fought in the war and Sugar loves her backstory drama.
>>78071456
>>78075072
holy shit thanks for the heads up
>>78075059
>>78075049
If all gems could shape-shift, Peridot wouldn't need limb enhancers, and escaping from situations wouldn't be nearly as difficult.
Amethyst can shift because she has no image for what she's suppose to look like, as Peridot said.
The whole show implies that the physical bodies of the gems are something they're stuck with. They can regenerate it, but not alter it greatly.
>>78075143
I think it has more to do with keeping their forms "sustainable". Amethyst shapeshifts a lot so she's probably very sustainable, while Pearl or Peridot haven't been shown to shapeshift yet so it could be that they can't shapeshift to a great extent.
>>78075143
No, not all possible gem configurations are stable. Limb enhancers have a place even with shapeshifting.
Not that that implies Peridot can shapeshift. I doubt she has any of the skills of the old crew, with the new paradigm of Homeworld.
I want to take care of Peridot.
>>78075178
I'm sure Peridot can shapeshift, it's just that either her Limb Enhancers prevented it, or she haven't learned how to.
>>78075290
What do you mean she hasn't learned how? Is she an idiot?
>>78075396
Maybe she just didn't need to know how to.
>>78075396
Anyone can learn to ride a bike.
Some people just haven't done so yet.
>>78053976
Doesn't help with them spats either.
I mean goddamn.
>>78070530
If i felt rapey enough and had vision problems
>>78075396
I wouldn't be surprised if it's something of a lost art on homeworld, or if it's frowned upon like fusion
>>78062205
>>78062331
Peridot will likely betray the CG's, but will likely regret that decision between Peri getting used to how fun and free Earth is compared to Homeworld and some newfound personality defects that will likely make her a problem in Homeworld, likely they will want to destroy her.
>>78064165Lady Gaga
>>78075396
they purposely taught her that she couldn'tas a joke
>>78075083
Maybe they fugged.
>>78040338
>Why doesn't Pearl ever use any shape-changing powers
Because she's a Pearl. As far as we know, her original purpose was just being a glorified storage unit and servant.
>>78061168
I'm guessing 40
>>78061391
Their fancy maids/servants
>>78075849
Maybe that's why she's still so mad about Rose Quartz after all these years.
>>78064415
I'm really hoping that they make YD always speak with a very sweet and casual demeanor and act affable to Steven even as she tries to murder him and everyone in beach city it would make her seem creepy and threatening
peridot is nice
>>78076495
soup.io is pretty nice too
>>78076627
>spergy space alien
>spergy brown girl
I feel like Steven can do better than this
>>78076661
He could.
>>78076679
1. He can do much better than Pole too
2. She's a given anyhow since she's programmed to serve him
>>78074683
Also 1% trace of fart jokes
>>78076016
I'd be made too if I caught my girlfriend banging the maid.
>>78064165
Betty White
>>78043421
Late reply, but she's the best at encouraging Steven. She's way more sensitive to his needs and feelings, too.
Oh, Lapis. You're so wacky.
>>78077755
>>78076661
There's literally nothing better than Peridot.
>>78077916
What exactly is wrong with Lapis?
>>78078035
She is incapable of hope.
>>78043421
Garnet is Dodecahedral, senpai
I want to expose Lapis to SARS!
>>78078138
She's a rock person from space.
>>78078138
I want to expose her to SIDS so she'll never experience the joys of motherhood.
>>78078337
What if Pearl read up about SIDS and decided to always watch Steven to make sure he'd be kept healthy and clean?
I don't think anyone in this thread should experience parenthood since you all have warped perspectives on life.
>>78078658
You know who else wasn't fit to be a parent?
Peridot.
>>78041684
This. Just like how she doesn't like to eat. She could be bad at it or just not like it.
>>78045025
I wonder who comes up with Connie's outfits.
>>78078035
She is probably crazy and doubtful of life since she was trapped in a mirror for centuries.
>>78077755
>I have no voice, and I must scream
>>78078683
What was even with that pregnant Peridot thing? Where did that even come from?
>>78079104
Porno.
>>78078924
What did she do to deserve all this shit?
>>78077755
>jasper bubbled peridot to demonstrate
I don't know why i laughed so hard at that.
>>78079385
We don't know. We don't know ANYTHING about Lapis. It's fucking frustrating.
>>78079385
I bet they will reveal it at the end of an arch or season. I'm hyped.
>>78079159
Of course it does.
>>78079385
I bet it was something dumb like she made fart noises during one of the Crystal Gems treason rallies.
>>78079471
we know that she's cute and blue and perfect
>>78079463
Because Peridot is for bullying.
>>78079385
She said she never believed in Earth, so probably she deserted.
>>78075072
>Trash /sug/
>Friends
They're as good as gone in that horse ridden hell
>>78077755
>that CG Jasper design
I like it.
>>78075072
But we're talking about the show without waifufagging or anything, let them have their party.
>>78080066
>>78080114
Most just go there for the autism and here for the discussionand autism.Including myself.
>>78080114
There's been plenty of waifufaggotry in this thread.
Guys, the only way to find out is if we smack Pearl.
>>78080263
fuck pearl
>>78080343
> implying
>>78080343
Remove Pearl
>>78080378
Peridot is the cutest!
>>78081179
She's a bigot bitch with a small person complex.
>>78081315
I know, she's so cute! I want her to be my daughter!
>>78081469
>having to deal with a drunk pearl
That seems terrible...
>>78081368
Dude, she would be in time-out forever.
Has there been any news on when the show is coming back over at trash-/sug/ ?
>>78081846
If there were any news you'd know about it, believe me.
>>78081469
What a disaster. Why do they even keep her around?
>>78082465
She cleans the messes Steven and Amethyst make.
>>78081609
And she'd get lots of spankings for being such a naughty little girl!
>>78040338
From what I can tell, I think each of the Crystal Gems has a particular aspect of gem physiology/abilities that they're really good at. Like, Garnet (and I think Ruby too?) are supposed to be significantly stronger than everyone else, so her thing is the superstrength they all have, but Amethyst is super good at shapeshifting, while Pearl has elemental control that some gems have (Pearl's sand control, Sapphire's ice thing, Garnet's electricity)
>>78064165
Who voiced that lemon faggot from Adventure Time? Pick him
>These fusions are...
>UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78075605
so, another zuko
I want Pearl and Lapis to be friends.;_;
>>78064270
If the show really wants to push that Gems don't have true genders, this would be a good decision. >>78064556 would be acceptable.
>>78084022
Good friends.
>>78084022
>>78084059Really good friends.
>>78042527
>dat snot
:/
>>78084099
>shipping gems that have the same body type
how boring can you get
>>78084169
The thing about gems is that they can fuse to create a girl with nice mass.
>>78084212
>Lapis and Pearl fuse
>All it can do is cling to Steven and scream his name
>>78084271
Pearlapeven is my final OT3.
>>78084347
>a fucking wedding ring
goddamnit Steven no
there's no sport in claiming something already so dependent on you
>>78064165
>Implying she won't be completely silent
>Implying only the highest-ranking officials won't know she just keeps quiet because her voice isn't commanding enough
>Implying Steven won't feel sorry for her as the story progresses
>Implying the series won't end with a legitimate 30 minute episode
>Implying it won't be a climactic battle, ending with Steven putting his hand out to comfort her
>Implying she won't look at him, inhale, and...>Jump cut to extended credits scene>Implying that won't answer the question anyway
>>78084386
I didn't intend that to be a wedding ring, but now you've opened my eyes.
I... I'm gonna go write some pearlapis/pearlapeven fanfiction. Any requests, guys?
>>78084906
You're indulging a very shameful part of mehave her talk about how Steven means the world to her and that she would do absolutely anything for him/spoiler]
>>78075072
First the general was banned unless new eps came out
We can have occasional threads on /co/. It's a fucking cartoon.
But now you're unsatisfied, so you feel some need to tell us to go there instead.
Nothings ever good enough for you whiny pissbabies.
>>78084432It's Jennifer Hale.
>>78084906
I can't think of any requests, but one question: why is Steven looking like a buff breadstick?
>>78084968
Sounds hot. I'll start with that.
I was planning on writing a series of fics about Pearl and Lapis learning to get along and eventually becoming reaaally close (because Steven left the gems as an adult afterConnie diesand Pearl needs a strong figure to cling to, while she indulges Lapis with conversation and holograms about homeworld). Eventually, Steven returns home to find them fused, and so begins sad lovings.
>>78085031
>buff breadstick
'sthat good or bad?
>>78085205
Uh, neither, I suppose?
I'm just wondering why he looks so athletic and lean. Design choice? Aesthetic? I'm not sure what I'm asking anymore, damn you.
>>78085244
Puberty, I guess?
>>78084906
lapis abuse
>>78085325
>It hit him hard.
Christ, now all I can hear is Michael Clarke Duncan.
>>78085349
Fugg, it's not supposed to be a fapfic, anon!But I'll see to it.
>>78085364
I'm reminded of that eromanga where the kid turns into Bob Sapp at the end.
PearlxLapis is literally the worst ship.
>>78085488
You shut your FUCKING MOUTH.
>>78083927
He is too busy trying to get Alex a Adult swim show
>>78085692
>h0i im pearl
>literally canon
>>78085488
>>78085619
>>78085784
I want totutorLapis.
G'night average SU discussion thread.It's 2am and i feel like shit
Well at least I can shitpost on an su thread while I work on comic scripts.
I feel like I work better when I'm comfy anyway.
>>78085981
She clearly needs it.
>>78086208
What sort of comics? Any SU? I CAN DRAW.
One day we will return to the promise lands.
>>78084347
That thing would be fucked up in the head.
>>78086208
>#2 MOM
kek
>>78086509
I miss gemsroom
>>78086529
Oh, the combined angst would be marvelous.
but
>Moonstone
>not Aquamarine
>that hair too
gross
>>78086876
yours is cuter
Steven and Connie are too cute together.
>>78086932
>LET ME BE CUTE FOR YOU, STEVEN
>>78086509
Don't call it a comeback.
>>78087044
I honestly feel like Connie is going to die protecting Steven, which will get him to harden up a little and take fighting seriously.Plus then he can be with Lapis.
>>78087221
If anyone's going to die, its one of the HW gems, who may or may not have defected at this point
>>78087323
Peridot it is, then.
>>78041717
having the ability and being good at it are two different things. I'm going to assume Pearl is terrible at shapeshifting, but just keeps making excuses to hide her weakness
>>78064354
>>78066028
>yfw Rebecca Sugar voices YD
>YD was singing the end song the entire time
>Rose Quartz comes back
Would this ruin the show?
>>78087533
That'd be a nice little mindfuck, now wouldn't it?
>>78087477
Great choice anon!
>>78087221
It's not that kind of show.
>>78087323
I'm waiting for on-screen gem corruption to be introduced in the most tragic way possible.
>>78074683
...huh.
>>78087570
Just make new Rose Quartz come from HW.
You can have a new villain
>>78087631
>a main HW or Crystal gem will NEVER be corrupted
feels pretty bad honestly. they could do so much with corruption story lines.
Corrupting either Ruby or Sapphire would be the fucking best. They have to address healing corruption at some point. I think corrupting one of Garnet's components would be an amazing way to create the arc.
So when are Connie and Lapis going to fight over protecting Steven?
>>78087570
There is literally nothing that could ruin this show aside from Peedee or Steven in drag.
>>78087631
As I want centipeetle to be uncorrupted.
It should have some nasty side effects with being uncorrupted
>>78087692
Crewniverse member here! Lapis unfuses and is immediately shattered by Jasper. There will be no fight between Connie and Lapis. Sorry!
>>78087592
Jasper is pretty ok. At least she's yet to be dragged through the cringe-muds like a certain green sperg-midget.
>>78087692
NEXT SEASON
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>>78087712
Why is uncorrupted centipeedle always drawn so sexy?
>>78087745
You're fired.
>>78087686
I like that Steven design because he has an ounce of masculinity. Someone has got to tell tumblr that masculinity isn't inherently toxic.
>>78087745
>Lapis unfuses and is immediately shattered by Jasper.
Being Lapis is suffering. Did she ever know a moment of peace beyond her interactions with Steven?
I kinda hope the show returns with another bomb
>>78087779
>Why is uncorrupted centipeedle always drawn so sexy?
Because every single gem is sexy in some way
>>78087811
Steven is not for sexual you degenerate
>>78087811
Nah, Peridot WAS sexy until she became a midget.
>>78087850
>Nah, Peridot WAS sexy until she became a midget.
>Sexier when she was taller
>>78087794
Fuck no, that would mean a sooner hiatus
>>78087044
you're right, we should do something about that. Maybe a couple of anal fisting fics will fix it. Or Connie getting addicted to the rush of self-injury just so Steven can heal her. Breaking bones, popping out her eyes, burning her hand black in the fire, jumping off cliffs...
Pearl could even help clean her up.
>>78087794
>release all their scheduled episodes in a week
>goes on hiatus for another two months
Who the FUCK thought bombs were a good idea?
>>78087850
>>78087794
Bombs are the reason the episodes keep getting delayed. I hope we never have them again.
>>78045025
I always toyed with the idea of having the same outfit for every single day. It'd make life so simple.
>>78087811
What about Jasper?
>>78087955
Musclegirls
>>78087835
This, but I wouldn't mind seeing Steven in an awkward puberty episode, like where every time he get's excited his gem uncontrollably glows for everyone to see.
>>78087745
If this is true I'm coming to comicon just to throw rotten fruit at all of you
>>78087794
Honestly the whole Peridot arc really should have been a bomb instead of the Sardonyx arc.
>>78087794
I like bombs for really plot-heavy bits, so I'd agree—provided we got a regular release schedule for a while afterwards. It would be pretty painful to ramp up the hype levels then start another hiatus.
>>78087909
>Connie getting addicted to the rush of self-injury just so Steven can heal her
That's been written.
What the fuck is lion?
Who here likes fan fiction?
>>78087686
I could picture someone like Lapis or Peridot being corrupted as a tragic way to raise the stakes when Yellow Diamond shows up.
Would hope that it wouldn't last forever though.
>>78087917
That's fan art, Peridot doesn't actually look like that. Do you people even LIKE the way your waifu looks in the show?
Are waifufags really this delusional?
>>78087912
People with jobs
>I need a week off!
>why?
>uh family emergency
>>78087996
Steven's place inside his gem
>>78087996
Rose's creation. We already know she can create clones from plants.
>>78087989
aw.
>>78087996
a lion
>>78087885
>>78087917
I used to hope that Peridot was just a fucked up amputee gem who would eventually get fixed by Steven, but now...
RIP Peridot's ass and thighs.
>>78088005
What kind of a faggot doesn't like fan fiction?
>>78087973
>bombs for plot-heavy bits
Seconded. The first Steven Bomb let us appreciate the slow buildup to the invasion because we weren't waiting for weeks to see the results.
>>78088068
The amputee shit doesn't make a single bit of sense, why was that even a theory? Think about it for a single fucking second.
>>78088073
then enjoy this link! free of charge!!!!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
>>78087955
>Jasper
>not sexy
Fuck off
>>78088097
Because people like amputees and fucking ShindoL
>>78087912
They're good for keeping kids watching stuff while school's out but bad for fans and developers.
They work, too. It's a networking decision that seems to have paid off rather well for CN.
>>78088105
>fanart
nah m8
>>78087970
>Peridot arc
Might go longer than five episodes though.
wonk wonk i'm a crystal gem too
WHONP
>>78088097
I dunno. It was just better than her being a midget.
>>78088110
And this.
>>78088130
It's just a more realistic version of her face/body. Are you implying I don't find her in show model attractive? Because obviously I do. She is perfection.
>>78088103
What the fuck is this anon, are you serious? This doesn't even work as a joke. Literally the worst thing I've ever read.
>>78088176
>she
I thought Jasper was a man for a while. If that's your thing, I guess go for it.
>>78088148
Not really.
>>78088244
Midget lover.
>>78088207
don't worry it gets better
you will love it
>>78088221
If you thought Jasper was a man, you're literally retarded.
She is perfect, so there is no reason she would or should ever need to change her shape from that of pure perfection
Anyone have that link of the 10-second fan animated fight between Jasper and Garnet? Some other animation director made it.
>>78088350
>this
>perfection
>>78088323
It lasted until Jailbreak, I believe. Not long, just how she came off based on her appearance and behavior.
Not sure what that picture is supposed to prove, she still looks like a man.
>>78088323
>No actual tits
>Raspy voice
It was a man until was refereed as >she
>>78042307
Or maybe Jasper could tell Pearl was defective on sight by the fact that Pearl was holding a weapon?
Seriously, Jasper called all that shit the moment she saw them. Either Gems have some kind of sixth sense about other gems, or
>saw pearl with a weapon and no commander, so lost and defective
>saw a soldier class like herself, only midget-y, so overcooked runt
>saw a gem with two gems/colors/or a style that didn't make sense besides fusion, so that shameless display
>>78088103
>Bump limit
The beginning of the end
See you guys on /trash/
>>78088385
>>78088399
>manly appearance
>no tits
Are you seeing the screenshot here >>78088323
If Jasper has no tits, then Garnet has negative hips. Plus what kind of man has hips like Jasper does?
>behaviour
I'm saddened by the fact that aggressive woman appear as men to you. They're clearly the best quality woman. I bet you like Lapis. she's probably pathetic enough for your tastes.
I know your memeing me, but come on man.
>>78088488
then Garnet has negative tits** it is a well known fact that nothing can beat Garnet's giant fucking hips. typo.
>>78088450
you're welcome, friend!
>>78088488
>mfw Anon took the bait this hard.
>mfw now I'm taking the bait.
>>78088467
>posting on /trash/ ever
>not just hibernating until the next SU-related /co/ thread
Yeah, nah, godnight, /su/.
>>78088573
Please don't let Pearl touch Lapis.
>>78088567
I love how ironic Internet culture has evolved to the point where I can just state facts and people will assume I am messing with them.
>>78088615
Who's doing the touching?
>>78088103
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
>28 fucking chapters
Is there a cliff notes version?
I wonder how Jasper and Amethyst would look
>>78088675
She's just desperate for affection. Pearl shouldn't take advantage of the poor girl.
>>78088425
>Either Gems have some kind of sixth sense about other gems
You know, honestly, I think this may be the case. Like with their names being a Marklar situation.
>>78088207
>>78088450
>>78088690
>replying
This is a shitposter from /trash/ who posts his shitty fanfic in every single thread because he has real severe autism please do not give him attention.
>>78088720
Lapis likes abusive girls, I guess.
>>78088690
here let me sum it up for you so far:
>pearl goes back in time and kills rose
>flees to germany and falls in love with hitler
>escapes to brazil after the war and clones hitler fused with rose's gem. it is an abomination that can not talk
>present day she is doing research to fix adolph roseler and also clone herself as a backup plan so one of them can be rose while they bang
>discovered by the remaining gems, kills ruby sapphire and peridot to cover it up
>connie and peedee join ISIS and team up with lapis to destroy beach city
wow my plot points are even better when I write them out like this!!!!!!
>
>>78088792
don't you shit talk my fan fiction you ingrate
>>78088736
But it's not?
The gems don't automatically know each other's names.
Like how none of the gems knew Peridot or Lapis.
And jasper didn't recognize Steven as Rose until she saw the emblem on the shield.
Even Jasper only called Pearl by her name among the three of them, but that's because she's more of a commodity than a gem.
So lets be real here who would want Yellow Diamond to shove her heels in your ass
>>78088876
Wow
That's
That's interesting anon
>>78088938
Let's not fantasize about characters we've only seen the silhouette and left eye of.
>>78088938
I'd rather Lapis give me the ol' water willy.
>>78088876
>>78088573
I need my fix, man. It's going to be a long winter.
In that regard
>>>/trash/508308
>>78088866
Only because she doesn't know anything else.
hey buddy.
>>78088953
>>78089025
no one on /trash/ appreciates my genius and it's a damn shame
here's a picture of lapis before the thread dies
>>78087885
shes a cute little slice of pie
>>78089448
535th for Lapis!;_;
Metashit: I'd rather be here than /trash/ because faggots can't decide which thread they want to be in.
With that said, do you think Steven likes Connie because she's like Pearl? Pearl is probably the most motherly towards Steven.
>>78089595
cheer up buddy, we got to stay strong for her
>>78089616
she's the only girl in town around Steven's age
[dingy stranger floats in on the wind]
"psssst, hey you kids. if you want to see something spooky check the ole t r a s h bin for the 5+ /sug/'s in between all the horsecocks."
It's Lapis.:3
>>78089680
I'd rather die.
>>78089727
>Flat
>Male underwear
>>78089727
Glad you're feeling better, lapis friend.
>>78089753
Isn't it great?
>>78089654
Lapis taught me how to be strong in the real way.
>>78089655
Only girl Steven's age we've seen so far. If there is another one shown, she'll probably be Connie's rival.
>>78089616
a big part is the fifty fifty trade
Connie is able to make and give Steven a somewhat normal childhood, while Steven gives Connie a somewhat magical childhood.
Sometimes he cant always go to his moms and needs someone who wont bull shit to his face, connie will and has been there for Steven
And about love interest? Im not sure, they might just be comrades.
>>78089739
[whiskey stink seeps from his face]
"nah kid, it's a great place..no rules!"
[fumbles around cardboard]
>>78089759
i'm never better;_;
>>78089727
Ah, the joy I get from being able to dothisagain.
I want Peridot bullied so bad. I haven't wanted someone bullied this much since... Pearl.
>>78089753
Please be nice to Lapis. She's very sensitive.
>>78089806
We will get to see it. Once the Crystal Gems decide she's no longer useful and believe she may be too dangerous to keep around Steven.
>>78089806
What'd she ever do to you?
>>78089806
ova my dead body anon
>>78089806
Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know she's a space rock too?
>>78089845
Where do I begin! Just look at that bulliable face!
>>78089931
I want to slap Peridot!
>>78089931
Peri-cherry needs to be protected.
>>78089961
I’ll put that space rock into a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I’ll smash it with a hammer!
>>78089800The novelty of /trashug/ has kind of worn off for me and their getting kind of bad quality and shitposting-wise. I'd rather wait it out in /co/ discussion threads since I now only post to spam lapis stuff anyway. Oh well.
>Page 10
Please... Please no. I don't want to go back.
>>78090068
>>78090010
You're being very rude, anon.
>>78090086
Saladanon, you're not helping.
>>78090010
>that filename
I choked.
>>78090068
Just think about Lapis, anon. Go to your happy place.
>>78090068
Those scorpions have some pretty good taste.
Stay coolsugar cubes.>>>/trash/508308
>>78090150
Lapis will never be happy.
Women who eat salads are always happy.
Lapis eating a salad is like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.
>>78090213
Fuck off.
>>78090213
don't you link that horseshit thread here
>>78090213
I thought we agreed to not call ourselves that.
>>78067742
It goes up and down.
Drawfags go there, but so do shitposters. Depends on who's there at the moment.
>>78090269
But now it's undeniable that the name has stuck.
>>78090328
>>78090291
this one?>>>/trash/510858
It's time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQiipuDbbxw
Page 10 already
Hahaha.
Still bullying.
It's not so bad, it's not so bad...
>>78083979
Did you really have any doubt that this would be different?