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>1. Please read the pastebin.
>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>3. Don't believe their lies.
Latest episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-season-3-chapter-5-never-miss-a-beat
RWBY Manga (English): http://www13.zippyshare.com/v/kPLepyFe/file.html
Grimm Eclipse is out on Steam Early Access for $14.99: http://rwbygame.com/
>Red vs Blue:
Will return next year with an anthology season.
Behind the Scenes Mocap: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/red-vs-blue-season-13-behind-the-scenes-mocap
Latest Episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-animated-adventures-2015-apple-pay-n-in-the-butt
>X-Ray and Vav
Latest Episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/x-ray-and-vav-season-2-x-ray-vav-posi-choices-101-short
I hope they do more with different styles on the soundtrack.
nth for best upskirt
Quick think of the last vidya you played!
your least favorite character is now stuck in that world, what do they do and how do they fare?
You didn't want kids anyway, right?
Ah, you can still adopt someone.
>Jaune wasn't sure what to do with himself.
>Here he was, dressed up like a real knight, confronting a real Devil.
>He tried to remember the advice his sister had given him, but he was increasingly distracted by the woma-
>INFERNAL CREATURE draping herself over him.
>Working up his nerve, he pushed the temptress upright and took a step back.
>She seemed genuinely surprised by this, and Jaune realized she had probably hit him with some form of compulsion.
>"Alright, " he huffed, "May I ask your name, mademoiselle?"
>His words came out shaking, but the woman didn't seem to mind.
>She curtsied as she gave her answer.
>"I am Pyrrha, former slave of the deceased Demon Lord Raptorem, Patron of the Lesser Vice of Sadism.
>"O brave, shining knight. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. "
>She purred the word pleasure, and Jaune felt a slight tingling in his head. ...And his pants.
>He recognized this more quickly and easily shook off the compulsion.
>For her part, Pyrrha pouted in disappointment.
>Or was it only mock disappointment? It was hard to tell.
Am I supposed to be attracted to Cinder?
The writers make it clear that she is a bad woman, a terrorist carrying out an evil plan. But then they go and make her one of the most attractive characters in the show, not to mention the legendary buttshot.
So what do M&K want? Us to hate her or to love her? I'm so confused!
>"So, the 'good' vicar wishes me to..?"
>Pyrrha went so far as to mime quotes in the air around the word 'good'.
>Jaune dredged up the memory of what he was doing here and tried to reexplain it.
>"You've been harassing travellers, as I have seen firsthand, but you haven't actually hurt anyone.
>"The vicar wants me to slay you, but you don't seem to be doing any real harm.
>"I'm willing to go back and tell him you've been dealt with if you'll agree to just ignore and be ignored. "
>That intoxicating smile crept back onto Pyrrha's face again, and Jaune could feel his cheeks burning as she spoke.
>"Oh, but Sir Arc, I simply cannot agree to do as you ask."
>Her body language was carefully manipulated, Jaune was sure.
>Every motion of her body seemed to draw his eyes somewhere very ungentlemanly of him.
>"I am a growing succubus, good sir, and a woman like myself has certain..."
>A light rosy tinge showed on her cheeks, but Jaune was incredulous of its sincerity.
>Again, she moved closer.
>This time, however, Jaune felt no compulsion effecting him.
>Pyrrha's hips swayed enticingly as she sauntered toward him.
>"Maybe... If you were to... Help me... I might consider your request."
I'm enjoying this so far.
I promise I'll get to lewds eventually.
Okay....I'm going to be honest.
I did not expect Ozpin to pick
She doesn't has to take you.
She just has to either wait for you to let your guard down and then land a nice, nutcracking low blow...
Or she laughs at you being vigilant all the time until you collaps and retire from being a Huntsman because you can't cope with the stress of her being around.
She's meant to be a seductress, using her sexuality to be evil. So yeah, the idea is that you're supposed to hate the fact that you're attracted to her
Bug's boobies are bested only by her big brown butt
>You wouldn't download a faunus
Because Flynt Flossy is amazing.
Doesn't help that they can merge with and assimilate human technology. I imagine most RWBY characters would get fucked unless they manage to get a God Arc.
I forget the tumblr name, but it's someone from tumblr
>Bioshock Infinite: Burial at Sea
She'll feel right at home in Rapture... until all the shit goes down at least
Yeah the smile does give it away.
Is it clear at this point on what Cinder's plan is?
So she's going to hack Ironwood's robots and Penny, makes sense.
But what exactly does she get from having Neo disguise herself?
>I want to stay at Beacon
No, Penny! Don't trip the death flag! Don't be like Chase!
BTW, really hate the captcha now.
Oh god yes.
I need at least 2 to 3 tries when the sign or streetname shit comes up.
It's the sinister
Neo-likesmile she gives at the end of the episode, it makes her look evil. It might be nothing or unintentional, it's hard to say with this shows animation, but hey it's possible
Look at the url right under the RT link in the OP, mr. double digits
>"Oh hey Pyrrha. It's good to see you."
>Pyrrha reaches behind her back and draws out an umbrella.
>"Pyrrha? What are you..."
>Her eyes change color.
>"Pyrrha...?" Ozpin's eyes narrow.
>He isn't fast enough to stop her.
Music this episode was amazing
The fight was okay
Penny was great, as usual
Flynt is cool and that Semblance is amazing
Neon is an obnoxious piece of shit. If I have to listen to hear again I'll go deaf. She's like an ADD retard on ten cups of coffee and 3 pounds of sugar.
Cinder might actually be doing something soon
Something is not right with Pyrrha
How long till next post?Fuck my body is ready!!!!
>Neon is an obnoxious piece of shit. If I have to listen to hear again I'll go deaf.
>She's like an ADD retard on ten cups of coffee and 3 pounds of sugar.
I have never heard such an accurate description of Meg in my life.
they're really pimping that concession stand
>Pyrrha was sure that things were going her way.
>She was sure she could've seen Jaune's mounting erection were it not for the armor in the way.
>"N-Needs, you say? What kind of needs.?"
>How cute. He was trying not to be crude.
>"Why, sex, of course. "
>She couldn't let that happen.
>"Well, lust would be more accurate, but sex is certainly the most fun for all parties involved. "
>His head was so red, Pyrrha thought it might pop if she kept this up.
>Naturally, that's exactly what she decided to do.
>"See, we Succubi, and our brothers the Incubi; are practically designed for sex.
>"To a man, we are all beautiful, seductive, well endowed..."
>At this, she held her unnaturally perky breasts up in each hand.
>"See what I me-"
>"OKAY," Jaune interjected, "I'm sure you are a very nice lady, but we've only just met and I have certain oaths and-"
>Pyrrha placed a finger on his lips before his sentence could get any faster.
>"Jaune? Have I... Offended you? "
>She donned a hurt expression, willing her eyes to grow misty.
>Immediately, he took both her hands in his and returned to his rambling.
>"No, no! You are beautiful, sure, but I'm not looking for a wife at the moment, and-"
>She cut him off abruptly. "Beg pardon? Wife?"
>"Er, well, if you want me to have sex with you, don't we need to be married?"
>Pyrrha lost it.
>She fell to the ground, rolling in laughter.
>First she was a slave to one of the worst Demon Lords around.
>Now she was being accosted by wannabe knights blissfully unaware of how the world worked.
>She was going to enjoy this, that was certain.
I hope someone can cap the ones from the last thread, if peeps really are enjoying this.
>Weiss finally showing some solid character development in a way that actually matters to the plot
>Yang's short temper and stupidity, literally her only shortcomings and tangible character traits, finally being used in a fight instead of just being conveniantly forgotten about any time the story gets serious
>a character whose whole battle strategy is to make her opponent annoyed dresses and acts as obnoxiously as possible
Fuck you, all of that was good writing. I never thought I'd be defending RWBY, but fuck, it's improved so much these past few years. There's unironically been nothing wrong with these past few episodes.
Can you spot the problem with this line? He's supposed to be a bounty hunter, right? Well what kind of nimrod bounty hunter has to be reminded not to obliterate his mark into his component atoms? The point is to drag the dude back and collect the bounty, isn't it? As in, alive? That's traditionally what bounty hunters are expected to do.
"Hey, you want to party girl?"
"Heh, you don't have to ask me twice for that! OF COURSE!"
"There, these will help ya"
"Alright then, what was your name again, sweetheart?"
"I...I don't remember..."
"Whoa, the pills kicked in double time. You're really hyperactive, aren't ya?"
"Let's put it to use, shall we?"
>Cinder or Neptune
>in SMT IV
Cinder would love it and go full Chaos. Neptune wouldn't be able to handle anything, would end up in mountains of debt to Charon, and would desperately try to get Neutral so he doesn't have to decide anything on his own, but fuck it all up and end up locked in Law.
Congrats, the next episode of RWBY contains your fetish staring your waifu.
How is it?
>implying the man with iron wood protects innocence and virginity.
>Neon is an obnoxious piece of shit. If I have to listen to hear again I'll go deaf. She's like an ADD retard on ten cups of coffee and 3 pounds of sugar.
She's Nyan Cat. That may be intentional.
They would be happy for me, and my father would appreciate her sense of humor.
My brother would be jealous as hell though.
So what are your guys thoughts about RT ripping Jeff Gerstmann giving Fallout 4 a 3/5?
Oh... oh my,
Take a look at her neck.
That's the kind of collar you give a cat so it won't be able to catch animals and hide them under your fucking cupboard where you never notice it until it rots.
>Neptune and Weiss
>Weiss recruited by raiders
>Becomes leader through politicking (and lots of sword stabbing)
>Neptune is put through raider trials
>Is thrown into super mutant encampment and ripped apart before being eaten.
>Raiders turn on Weiss after learning they cant do what she does
>Literally turned to slave girl status.
>Pre-War survivor/Vault Dweller player is evil and just kills Weiss along with raiders.
That's the same with most SMT games. That's because all of the kind and moderate options, which most players pick either because they want to be nice to the characters they've grown attatched to or because they expect to get rewards for doing the "right" thing, are Law-aligned. You really have to be an edgy atheist kid who builds his own image around "being a cool asshole" to explain why no one in class wants to talk to him to get Chaos on your first blind playthrough of an SMT. And fucking NOBODY gets Neutral without foreknowledge and careful calculation/a guide.
Anyone else kinda disappointed by this weeks episode?
>Fight ends on an anti-climactic hamfist
>Fight wasn't even that visually entertaining, clearly one of the ones that didn't get a whole lot of time to it like last weeks
>Ironwoods top secret weapon just /happens/ to be completely unprotected for the sake of a plot device.
Normally I can stomach the writing but seriously, what the fuck?
There's already a pic or two online
Shame there isn't more
>happens to be completely unprotected
She has a guard with her throughout the tournament, unless you're talking about her design plans, which were on the phone cinder gained access to in episode 3
Agreed on the other two points, though, I didn't care for this fight at all
Other than Yang's annoyed face
I know anon.
As a footfag and fan of rwby waifus, i'm sorely missing foot fics.
Luckily, rwbyg does some now and then.
>black ops 3 zombies (on The Giant)
Weiss would die. Mainly because Myrtenaster, despite it's ranged functions, is more of a melee weapon, and zombies kill you in like two hits (even quicker with the retarded new hit system) w/o Jugg.
I'd be surprised if she got past round 10.
Here's what i've capped so far. I'll post it just in case if I'm not around to keep adding to it.
I like it.
Weiss is going to get a bigger bust in her tight dress that's what
Yang goes to fight some criminal, gets caught, and ends up slave-bikini'd and ties by some big minority looking alpha-male fucker crossed with a pimp.
My fetishes are very vanilla
The only one questionable is the threat of making her pregnant and that wouldn't be work-inable without actual sex.
>Jaune was sure that he had made a grave mistake.
>He hadn't meant to blurt out the wife thing, he knew extramarital sex was a thing.
>He'd been propositioned by several women in taverns who saw a coat of armor and nothing else enough times.
>Pyrrha wasn't lying about... Those particular traits that succubi have.
>It certainly wasn't difficult not to stare at them, no sir.
>It was much easier, not that it was hard, once she started laughing.
>It didn't help that she had a cute laugh, though.
>She seemed to take offence in the look on his face, however, as she quickly pulled herself together and stood up.
>"Can I help you?"
>Jaune would recognize that anywhere.
>He couldn't believe it.
>"You're embarrassed. "
>For once, having seven sisters came in handy.
>Cerise always made the same face when someone called her laugh cute.
>She didn't know, or maybe she just didn't realize what he was saying.
>Either way, he had a brief advantage. The only logical course of action would be to press it.
>"Pyrrha" trying to make Jaune the best leader he can be
>Feigning attraction and whatnot
Eventually starts falling for him for real
That's very Shakespearean and I love it more.
Well don't stop now, keep going anon, just get to the lewd already!
Over arching punch gut plot lines.
You're still above RT in my book.
I'm trying! I don't know how to get there without several chapters of backstory and emotional development!
>Single woman seeking good man to fuck her senseless and treat her like a cum-breathing slut in bed
How do we know this isn't what she's training Jaune for?
SHE'S A SUCCUBUS, MAKE HER SUCK HIS BUS!
Or just do the whole fuck me or I'll die stunt
I still find it kind of strange that they neglected to make their heads the actual animal counterpart, seeing how its what makes them recognizable as an Egyptian deity.
>Neptune pisses off SSS when they lose a game to Junior, Port and one of the Brothers Grimm because he placed the shit wrong
So much want
Can I date a robot over a faunus?
Weight gain or expansion
I'd die a happy man
>"Fuck me or I'll die!
>"Fuck, but only because you'll die and also are hot"
Let the chips fall where they may, my left nut.
>Aura is the shield that keeps these idiots alive
>Losing the tournament means you've depleted all your aura, making you a normal person essentially
>This guy lost all his aura
>Basketball sized rock falls from at least 20 feet in the air and lands on his head
This guy is dead. Penny just killed a man.
They are the best.
Well, Ra's head is a bird, Anhur's head is a lion. Khepri as a whole is a scarab. Bastet used to have a cat face, but they got rid of it with the remodel.
And quite frankly, the old Bastet looked like fucking ass so I'm quite pleased with the current "human with animal bits" Bastet.
>Pyrrha's shade of green eyes is the same as Neo when she's Licorice
Am I the only one seeing this?
It's just a coincidence, or maybe actually something more looking at the recent episode.
Man, PBG makes for some good raction images. No one beats JonTron though.
>She's not wearing a dress, her body is actually just a can/cylinder shape
15 is the limit, anything below is overkill. But yeah, she damn near got herself killed
He's got a pretty cool head.
I WANT TO HOLD HER HAND AND TELL HER SHES PRETTY
One wonders what the Ancient Egyptians were up to when they were like
>Ra, he's got a falcon's head for a head!
>Thoth, he's got an Ibis' head for a head!
>Khepri, he's got an entire Scarab Beetle for a head!
I just searched what he looks like and he legit reminds me of Anub'arak from Warcraft
That is his face
And then she fucked them right in the ass!!
>Pyrrha is the guardian that will save Remnant from evil
They better not fuck this up
>People thought Ozpin would pick Ruby or Jaune
>Being this new
>Being this obnoxious despite being this new
>tfw you will never drive Penny to the mall to hang out with her friends.
It's not enough that the food is right in front of you. You actually straight up want to be spoonfed like a child.
>Latest episode: >http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby->season-3-chapter-5-never-miss-a-beat
>RWBY Manga (English): >http://www13.zippyshare.com/v/kPLepyFe/file.html
>Grimm Eclipse is out on Steam Early >Access for $14.99: http://rwbygame.com/
Learn to read you plebian
why you gotta hurt me like this, anon ;_;
>Pyrrha couldn't believe her ears.
>"Your laugh. It's cute."
>This man- This boy- This MORTAL dared to make sport of her laughter.
>She was already self-conscious about it, and his teasing wasn't helping.
>"My laugh is none of your concern, and it is not cute, I will have you know."
>"If it's none of my concern," he began, "Why is it so important that I know that? Cute."
>Pyrrha's expression went hostile for a brief moment.
>She quickly realized what was going on and returned to her normal expression.
>"Well, Sir Arc, I did not know you had it in you."
>He blinked owlishly in confusion. "Had what?"
>"Not just anyone has the nerve to sass a succubus that hasn't fed properly in a month."
>She began pushing Jaune backward, angling him toward a tree behind him.
>Despite his protests, he made no effort to stop her.
>"I think, whether that is bravery or ignorance, it is remarkable."
>As his back nearly hit the tree, she stepped around him and pulled him back, using his weight to pin herself to the tree.
>"I think that deserves a reward, don't you?"
At the end, it turns out that one of them is a part of an oppressed minority of humans who have cat ears/monkey tails/etc. and some of these “faunuses” (as they’re called) have started a terrorist group that threatens their society’s security. Or something like that. The thing is… RWBY is kind of a mess.
>or something like that
Sounds like George Lucas talking about poetry. or something like that.
>Issues with distribution of attention, characterization
I'm not going to disagree with someone making mostly accurate analysis just because they're whatever or whoever.
>At first, the article seemed like a critique of the show's plot and archetypes
>It just span into a fat landwhale complaining about show with cute girls fighting monster that doesn't uphold the feminist standard
His quote was, "A maiden chooses herself" or something like that, leading me to believe that "guardian" and "maiden" are interchangeable terms in this context. Is it going to be some kind of barrier maiden who seals a powerful Grimm, or a warrior destined to fight off some great evil that arises regularly?
>Ren using his aura to block the snake
As much as I make fun of this show...seeing this chick do it is enraging me.
It makes no sense for me to feel this way, but it's happening.
Including such works as:
>Q-taku: Your Colossal Guide to “Attack On Titan,” And Its Shiny New English Dub
>Q-Taku: “Sailor Moon” Is Even Better With All The Gay Parts
>Top Five Anime Ladies I Want To Date
>“Revolutionary Girl Utena” Transgresses Gender and Sexuality
and my favorite:
>Holigay Gift Guide 2013: All the Anime!
She starts to flirt with everyone, but would never actually cheat on her partner(if she has one)
Huh, I just thought of something. Pyrrah being this guardian is likely gonna take up alot of her time, which makes space on her team. Even if she turns out evil she'll on all likelihood have to leave her team for a bit. Penny wants so stay at Beacon and is going to need a team to stay on. Penny could join JNPR in Pyrrah's place.
That is if something happens to her though.
>Landwhale starts off critiquing the show then transitions into complaining about how the show doesn't fit her feminist agenda
It's like an unironic Cinema Sins, but with even more convoluted 'sins' she expects us to take seriously.
She has some legitimate criticisms, but they're buried under such a mountain of petty shit that it devalues what little is valid..
Let's just say, if you don't mind a few broken ribs, the Sex is worth it.
>Implying that isn't always the case with Nora
Nora: Touchy feelly drunk. Very Touchy. Prepare your pelvis.
Penny: Assuming she can GET drunk, her curiosity about things probably expands 10 fold and like nora is very touchy.
Yeah I STILL got two waifus. big whoop, wanna fight about it?
>She's an angry drunk
>Calls everyone a filthy racist
>Complains about human-supremacy and tells everyone to check their privilege
>Records and angry vlog
>Hits on Velvet
>Calls Sun "stupid sexy animal" before throwing up on the floor and passing out on the coach
Weiss is gonna dilate time around blake and tease her to orgasm while she's moving too slow to percieve it.
The Jux of her argument is that the characters have no flaws
and while that might be true for the Rubes, Between Yang's abandonment issues, Blakes self destructivness and Weiss's...Every thing that particular argument seems false
I've had a running theory that Summer, Winter and Autumn all share some kind of ritual purpose.
I also don't think those were their names growing up.
>Jaune makes jokes about banging Summer
>Ruby wishes her mom hasn't died to enable this garbage
Thanks! I'm glad people are enjoying this.
I mentioned in another post that I see the guardian being one of two things: A warrior who fights off a special grimm that likely comes to end the world on a regular basis, or someone who acts as a living seal that keeps it at bay. It it's the latter, Pyrrha will definitely have to leave Beacon in order to act as the seal. But if it's the former, it's going to be Ruby, with the shot of Pyrrha being some form of red herring. Either Ozpin wasn't talking about her, or is mistaken in choosing her. If he wasn't talking about her, then I think one of the central reasons Ozpin arranged for Ruby to skip two years was specifically to prepare her for becoming the guardian.
>mfw episode 5
wow it's fucking nothing
not even Flynt could save it
It takes literally just one shot to get her drunk. Tries hitting on you (in usual adorkable Ruby fashion), and then ends up so hungover the next morning that she can't even make up any excuse (no matter how bad) when Yang catches her in bed with you.
She thinks she's super funny and keeps playing "pranks"
>Summer, Winter and Autumn
FUCK, they have to be connected somehow! I can imagine Summer and Autumn since we know they were friends with Qrow and his crew, but what does Weiss's sister have to do with it? And who is spring? It can't be Pyrrha, her name doesn't mean spring. [s]UNLESS IT'S SHORT FOR PRIMAVERA!![/s]
Can't remember the last writefag that delivered it that fast.
Keep up the good work.
>Not Nora or yang
>Going to Beacon to study magic
>Beacon is a "Magical school"
>Ruby is excited to make new friends
>Excited to make new friends
>when she has her sweet heart
>Yang is the team mom
>New personality every time
I...I can't. I just can't read anymore.
Did she even WATCH the show?
Despite Ruby being the MC she's a poor choice mainly due to her lack of sense in a fight. Can't protect anything if you are dead and Ruby doesn't seem afraid to bite the bullet. While it's probably gonna be Ruby that ends up a guardian I think it's silly.
'Pass out on the couch and get molested' drunk.