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>Hating on She-Hulk >Hating on MILFs So Cholk is pretty

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>Hating on She-Hulk
>Hating on MILFs

So Cholk is pretty much worst Hulk.
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Why did they give she hulk chinaman hair too? Is she a new hulk as well?
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>hates milfs
>wears loose shorts

GAY
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>>77932197
>Chinaman hair
What now?

Also Cho She-Hulk Best She-Hulk
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>>77932154
>that Miles poking out
It's like he's thinking "how can someone have taste as bad as those?"
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>>77932154
Cho is in love with She-Hulk. He draws him super cute, and of curse with big tatas, but mostly cute.
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>>77932154
>Hate
he isnt making a pass at her cause he knows his asian micropenis will never measure up agaisnt Juggisnuts
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>>77932154
I thought it was clear that his emotions are exaggerated when he's hulked out.
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>>77932154
>liking old hags
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>>77932366
>Cute with big tatas
Yeah that really sets She-Hulk apart from how he draws other women.
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>>77932310
I'm sure he's thinking
OUTRAGE!
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>>77932310
I guess he just finds the whole thing OUTRAGEous.
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>Miles & Culk bromance confirmed in the solicits
Is it safe to safe Miles has a fetish for Korean men?
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>>77932154
>She's like 40
>not, She's my cousin
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>>77932310
nah he is thinking ooga booga wer da outrage at?
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>>77932459
Because she's not retard.
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Why is every Marvel character turning into a minority, yet every actor in the Avengers is white as chalk?
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>>77932459
Has Cho ever even met She-Hulk before this?
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>>77932459
She's not.
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>>77932459
>page clearly says Amadeus
READ NIGGA
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>>77932402
>>77932425
>>77932459
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>>77932492

because chinks (i.e. the only audience that matters in modern movies) love seeing white people

even goldbergstein knows it
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>>77932154
I'm honestly all for Jen getting taken down a peg whenever and however.
She's been too spotless as of late.
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>>77932492
Because Hollywood is much much much harder target for SJWs, but who gives a shit? A book with Cho as the MC is something I've wanted for a while.
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>>77932288
damn she's got some big ole tits.
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>>77932507
I'm really tired, could you explain what the filename has to do with the gif?
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>>77932492
Not in this thread.
>>77932402
Hey it's not that small, relatively speaking.
>>77932563
Hotdog down a Hallway. His GF's Pussy was always blown the fuck out when he fucked her.
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>>77932594
>If you want to talk to a girl
>It helps if you're wearing pants.
Haha, no.
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>>77932563
'throwing a hotdog down a hallway' is a euphemism for having sex with someone that has a wide vagina, and it is erroneously believed that having lots of sex permanently stretches the vagina. Somehow this erroneous belief only seems to be applied to having lots of sex with lots of people, rather than lots of sex with only one person
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>>77932154
So is this guy basically just super strong and green? I thought the hulk was supposed to be really angry and stuff.
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>>77932649
This isnt Banner Hulk, its CHulk
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>>77932154
>MILF

She-Hulk has a kid?
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>>77932649
Hulkification works differently for different people. Color and mass are usually standard though.
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>>77932649
>I thought the hulk was supposed to be really angry and stuff.

Amadeus thinks he's got a grip on the Hulk's natural rage but it's slowly building up beneath the surface while he's not paying attention
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>>77932594
It is small relatively, just in general it is still big,
For a human that tiny Hulk dick is giant, but for a giant that box cover a micro dick.
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I lost it at Miles poking in that last panel
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>>77932638
>Somehow this erroneous belief only seems to be applied to having lots of sex with lots of people, rather than lots of sex with only one person


Huh. I've never thought of it in that way.
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>>77932594
>that fucking ass
mein gott
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>>77932154
little do you guys know, amadeus is doing it absolutely correctly

She probably thought of him as some dweeb, but now, she is feeling self-conscientious. Right now, she will need to bang a younger guy be it Amadeus or some other lucky fella (or lady).

It will keep nagging in the back of her brain, until she does it and regains her "groove" back

he just did the marvel universe a massive favor. unless she runs to the juggernaut, but i mean come on.
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>>77932649
Depends on the Hulk. Though it's implied Cholk has some hidden issues he's suppressing and he almost Hulked out out of Anger.
>>77932676
Fine Cougar.
>>77932762
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>>77932874
why's spidey got a black suit?? also I love spiderman's little quips, I wish I could read some of his original stuff, he seems pretty cool.
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>>77932805
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>>77932916
Different Spider-Man. That's Miles Morales, not Peter Parker.
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>>77932916
What's wrong, got a problem with black?
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>>77932916
Because it's Miles.
Real Spidey is off doing other stuff.
>>77932922
Why the Goggles?
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>>77932676
>She-Hulk has a kid?

Thanks to the porn industry, the term "MILF" has lost meaning over the years and now is pretty much just a label thrown casually on any woman over the age of 25, regardless of child-birthing status.
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>>77932959
Read the Filename.
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>>77932922
douches go into vaginas

point proved
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>>77932977
I hope everyone in the Porn industry gets aids.
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>>77932958
>>77932959
>>77932958
>>77932950
huh, weird. I don't know much about this "Mile Morales" but I will definently look him up. If he acts as he is acting now, I think I may like it.
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>>77933007
Not far off from happening.
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>>77933007
They give money to the government, so it won't happen.
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>>77933007
But then you'd be jerking off to the diseased.
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>>77932514
The china bait in these blockbusters lately is so fucking irritating
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So what the fuck happened to Banner again?
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>>77932154
Kind of sad to see someone in their 20s act like they are still 12 years old.
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>>77932985

>>77932977
Hey I use it to describe women over 35.
>>77933022
He doesn't he's pretty much more entertaining in these three pages than he's been in 3 years of his own ongoing.
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>>77933064
I think she's in her 30s.
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>>77932727
Maybe it's erect.
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>>77932805
you say that like she doesn't have one of the most active sex lives in the whole setting. she regularly bangs male models and famous actors.
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>>77933060
He supposedly "died" from "cancer".
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>>77932874
It's great when they let Miles have a personality.
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>>77933067
sucks. I was hoping to get into comics with a funny character and fun comic
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>>77933067
how is the Miles gag here any different from the Electro or Sabretooth one in his book?
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>>77933064
Well that is Cho's character. A significantly less interesting Peter that is basically a Hulk instead of a Spider-man.
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>>77933108
>she regularly bangs male models and famous actors.

Ugh, female power and sexual fantasies are so gross and problematic.
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>>77933146
Post them and lets compare, I don't remember those fights or I don't remember them well because the only Electro fight I remember he does the OP sting.
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>>77933136
Well, his new title is coming out next year. Who knows what that will be like.
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>>77933151
Bait post. 1/10
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>>77932288
Just a reminder, Seknarf Nine = Frankenstein.

The question is, who's being clever here. Is it Pak making a wink at the readers? Or is it a hint that she's not actually an alien, but the result of some young mad scientist who's not very original when it comes to names.

Usually I'd say the first, but this is a Hulk book. The second actually makes a lot of sense here. "Lady Hellbender" is such a ridiculous name, I'd easily believe she's some shy nerdette who's tried to reinvent herself with a faux-Hulk transformation.
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>>77932638
Because the belief is taking in dicks of various girths stretches it out to where it can't conform to the dick that it ought to have been taking, and those various dicks are all bigger.
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>>77932492
Because the Avengers in the MCU are the initial wave of heroes while the minority characters you're talking about are 2nd and 3rd wav legacy characters. Also War Machine and Falcon are Avengers now so your point is invalid.
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>>77933391
Maybe shes from a monster planet.
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>>77933022
>If he acts as he is acting now, I think I may like it.
He doesn't and you won't.
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>>77933261
His humor is not wise cracky but more situational humor. But >>77933067
is correct >>77932874
>>77932288
and >>77932154
are very much his personality but in a lot of books people just write him as bland out of his element teen character
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>>77933536
Literally every post was me.
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>>77933261
Miles in costume is basically 80% 'pls no bully' banter.
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>>77933498
that is pretty upsetting. I want something good. is there someone like peter parker but modern?
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>>77932154
>>77933648
Read Ultimate Spider-man. Start at he beginning. The first 180 or so issues are Peter. The rest are Miles.

Read it all, son. You'll love it. Probably. (Gets relaunched as Ultimate Comics: Spider-man after ultimatum, then relaunched again when Miles takes over. Should be a proper reading order around here somewhere.)
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>>77933615
Whats the context? I'm on the floor dying right now.
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>>77933304
What tipped you off, genius?
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>>77933728
The Molecule Man was hungry. Miles keeps hamburgers in his pockets(?).
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>>77933714
okay i will! Thank you man! I hope I can learn about comics now.
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>>77933728
Molecule man was quite starved and that was the only food they had on them.
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>>77933412
what if i have multiple dicks?
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>>77933261
He's talking about when Miles lets them try to kill each other.
As a Miles fan I agree that venom strike ruins most of his fights.
>>77933838
Ultimate Spider-Man is being storylines right now, use the catalog
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>>77933022
Just don't read him when he's written by Bendis and you'll be fine

Unfortunately most of his appearances have been written by Bendis
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>>77932402
>asian micropenis

Ah, but when he Hulks out that micropenis becomes an advantage, allowing him to fuck normal human women without killing them.
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>>77934372
I always went with hulking out being like instant but temporary steroid abuse
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>>77932977
>the porn industry made MILF lose meaning
>the porn industry turned loli from an age group to a body type
Can't they get anything right?
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>>77934372
what if his penis remains human size
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>>77935913
>>the porn industry turned loli from an age group to a body type
That makes perfect sense though
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>>77932594
>Hey it's not that small, relatively speaking.
It's so small the little baby laughs at it
>HAW
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>>77936347
He's laughing because dicks are funny
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>>77936347
>Haw
That doesn't sound like laughter so much as surprise. Oh, hey! A gamma-green dick. Don't see those around too often.
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>>77936455
Green dicks and ham, green dicks and ham.
When I thought of green eggs as a kid I wanted to throw up.
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>>77932594
>be hulk
>still asian
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i'm sorry...
Cho is hulk now? what? is this affirmative action or are they just trying to make Cho into silver age Jimmy and make as much fucking weird shit as possible happen to him?
i'm still steamed they made him iron spider in the Ultimate show, but made it inexplicably make him taller instead of having more fun in physique variety
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>>77936659
Dude read the last issue that came out with Cho just give it a chance
It's a gem
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>>77933281
It's written by Bendis. Unless you want more 2-3 pages of Bendispeak involving Legos, just pass it.
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Those pants. Jesus, Amadeus, if you're the eighth smartest person on the planet, you should be able to figure out a fucking sense of fashion.
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>>77932288
I wonder how strong she is. Cho didn't seem to bothered by her hit.
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>>77936851
If he's real Hulk tier she could be as strong as Carol Marvel but they're both probably weaker than that
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>>77932197
>chinaman

not the preferred nomenclature.
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>>77932922
Fuck off Erik.
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>>77936938
Oriental?
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