Austen's Uncanny X-Men Storytime Day 3

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https://youtu.be/y7EpSirtf_E

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Am I all alone?
https://youtu.be/o22i_gqAf_o

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i'll be surprised to finish this before it gets pruned at this rate

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this is my friday night. what have i become?
https://youtu.be/FG1NrQYXjLU

Damn the guy who said Austen's run had a lot of soap opera wasn't kidding.

>>77930484
>only 25 cents

still too much

>>77931920
Agreed.

>>77930559
>the crucified my X-waifu
AW HELL NAH

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connection issues. I'm back

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fucking magnets. how do they work?

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https://youtu.be/qkGtGt1L6iU

>>77933233
Welcome back

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>>77933345
Good to be here muh friend

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>>77933411
https://youtu.be/_bQGRRolrg0

>>77933243
>rejecting a yandere
Amateur move, Alex

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July 2003, cause i haven't checked in with sales charts recently
>1 Batman 617 $2.25 DC 145,998
>2 Spectacular Spider-Man 1 $2.25 Marvel 118,317
>3 Ultimate X-Men 35 $2.25 Marvel 109,236
>4 Ultimates 11 $2.25 Marvel 102,768
>5 Ultimate Spider-Man 43 $2.25 Marvel 100,899
>6 New X-Men 143 $2.25 Marvel 99,439
>7 G.I. Joe/Transformers 1 $2.95 Image 97,687
>8 Amazing Spider-Man 55 $2.25 Marvel 95,074
>9 Amazing Spider-Man 54 $2.25 Marvel 94,782
>10 Uncanny X-Men 428 $2.25 Marvel 93,162
>11 Uncanny X-Men 427 $2.25 Marvel 91,716
>12 Wolverine 3 $2.25 Marvel 90,344
>13 Spectacular Spider-Man 2 $2.25 Marvel 89,979
>14 Teen Titans 1 $2.50 DC 74,897
>15 X-Treme X-Men 28 $2.99 Marvel 65,495
>16 Incredible Hulk 57 $2.25 Marvel 64,692
>17 Transformers Generation One Vol. 2 4 $2.95 Dreamwave 64,619
>18 Incredible Hulk 58 $2.25 Marvel 62,546
>19 Silver Surfer 1 $2.25 Marvel 60,035
>20 Daredevil 49 $2.99 Marvel 59,918
>21 JLA 83 $2.25 DC 58,910
>22 G.I. Joe/Transformers 2 $2.95 Image 57,056
>23 Spider-Man & Wolverine 2 $2.99 Marvel 56,881
>24 Fantastic Four 501 (#72) $2.25 Marvel 55,771
>25 Born 2 $3.50 Marvel 54,399
Rucka on Wolverine, Enniss Punisher Born, Bendis' Daredevil. Batman, Ultimates and Spider-mans.

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https://youtu.be/nD0pP7J-084

>>77932346
Hey Gen X fans wanna pay a quarter to see all your favorite characters butchered like cattle?

Some X-kid massacres would charge you full cover price but act now and see the likes of Skin killed off to never return for only the special one time price of $.25 cents.

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>>77933610
Where have the Gen X kids been since this era by the way?

>>77933636
Limbo

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>>77933675
The place or the concept?

>>77933670
>Mutants can't get aids

Okay, so I haven't been following these storytimes, because I'm not a fucking masochist, but why is this even a thing?

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IT'S SUMMER 2003 DICKS
https://youtu.be/WziA88-n02k

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>>77933767
chromosomes, retrovirus, pseudoscience. something.

>>77933798
I meant in the real world. Why did somebody make that an ability all mutants have?

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>>77933841
I think "ability" may be the wrong term. I think it's just a side effect of the slightly different genetics. If I had to pull something out of my ass, I'd say it was covered during the legacy virus stuff maybe? No clue.

And yeah, it's kind of an odd choice.

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>>77933841
NEVERMIND it was this run i just wasn't paying attention.

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2014/05/26/no-seriously-the-x-men-cant-get-aids/

https://youtu.be/3YxaaGgTQYM

>>77933896
Was this a plot point somewhere? Is this still canon? This is some weird shit.

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>>77933969
see >>77933958
or google "X-men Aids" and you should find plenty on it. That cbr article is just the first one I clicked.

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>>77934007
WHAT A TWIST

Also that's it for the night. Tune in tomorrow for the pièce de résistance of the run: THE DRACO.

https://youtu.be/Er-SXaBJP4o

>>77934111
Thanks OP!

>>77930998

What the fuck am I reading? This is wrong on so many levels.

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>>77933636
Jubillee is a vampire, most recently in X-Men.
Monet was in X-Factor and most recently in X-Men.
Angelo is dead.
Everret is dead.
Penance? No idea.
Arty & Leech? No idea.
Banshee is dead.
Frost is still slutting it up around the place somewhere.
Chamber is knocking about on one of the X-campuses teaching occasionally.

>>77934716
>If the holy wafers were tampered with
top form Austen.

>>77934941
Banshee got rez'd in Uncanny Avengers I think.

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>>77935025
>Banshee got rez'd in Uncanny Avengers I think.

You're absolutely right, sorry I forgot about that.
Has he been seen in anything since then?
When I think about it have any of them? Daken, Reaper and fucking Sentry got the rez treatment as well from memory.

>>77935308
I think any of his future plots left with Remender. Rick did an AMA over on reddit yesterday and admitted to having a lot of Deadpool/Apocalypse/Death Seed plans that (obviously) will never reach fruition.

>>77930484
goddamn, that is one wrinkly-ass brow

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>>77935551
That's a little upsetting actually, I would have liked to read those stories.

>>77935687
Especially since the roots clearly go all the way back to Uncanny X-Force. That would have been a great long-term arc. I do wonder if there's more to his departure from Marvel than just "time to focus on creator-owned."

>>77935025

I don't think we should blame just Austen. What about the editors? Who approved this dreck? Someone, somewhere gave the ok for this and didn't even bother to do his homework.

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>>77935687
>>77935789
In fact. Here.

>>77935868
Oh it's definitely on the editors as well. Mystique and Nightcrawler at the center of an arc? Right when X-2 is peaking? That reeks of editorial.

>>77931227

Ouch

>>77931295

>Lorna fucked the stripper

Eh ghad

>>77936192
Thanks /co/mrade, that was interesting to read.