Is anyone else confused by how big Hera's lekku/head tentacles are?
They're like huge compared to other Twi'leks in the canon. Almost disproportionate. Does this mean she's obese by Twi'lek standards? I mean, that is where they store their body fat, right?
It just seems odd to me.
>I mean, that is where they store their body fat, right?
GEE I WONDER WHAT FEMALE BODY PART ALSO STORES BODY FAT
PERHAPS A BODY PART THAT ALSO COMES IN PAIRS
WOMEN, HAVING DISPROPORTIONATELY LARGE FAT DEPOSITS ON THEIR PERSON? I'VE NEVER MASTURBATED TO THIS CONCEPT BEFORE MAYBE I SHOULD START.
>tfw I first started getting into bbw I hated chubby faces but now I can't like something without it
>There are people who DON'T fetishize the freaky octopus hair of a fictional species
Yeah, I'm gonna need sauce on that. It sounds unlikely as sw has never been very sexual, the jedi are based on chastity and Buddhism and shit. What eu piece would even mention fapping
The larger/longer lekku are is typically associated with equal parts sexuality and physical health since part of the lekku's job is to store excess fat whilst also being an erogenous zone at the tips. Think like how wide hips are considered a sign of fertility. A twi'lek woman with long, healthy tendrils is clearly more sexually fit than a woman who isn't.
Togruta, on the other hand, is another story. Their montrails serve a similar purpose, but conical horn structures above their heads are actually their ears and togruta have excellent hearing because of them.
>A Twi'lek's braintails could be likened to phallic symbols
>and for both sexes larger lekku brought with them some indistinct positive connotations
>On their homeworld, both the increased weight and the extra lekku were signs of wealth and status.
>A Twi'lek's brain-tails could be likened to phallic symbols, and for both sexes, larger lekku brought with them some indistinct positive connotations.
It's actually mentioned in Absolutely Everything You Need To Know(which is canon) that they are super sensitive, not sure if that means sexually or they are just sensitive to touch, make of that what you will
You think Bib Fortuna likes having his lekku teased? You think he ever wraps them around his dick to give himself a lekkujob? Or you think he ever puts him up his ass so he can fuck himself with his lekku?
>You will never grip Ahsoka's lekku
>you will never use them as handlebars while you fuck her from behind.
I'm sad now
>Half the world is fuck you desert
>Other half is fuck you tundra
>Perhaps the only habital areas are along the prime meridians
>Tornadoes as hot as ovens
HOW THE FUCK DID ANYTHING EVOLVE?
Could you imagine if women did that with their breasts?
We wouldn't have obese ham beasts running around in Wal-Mart.
Instead we'd have women trying to find matching bras for their four pairs of tits.
>There's an actual name for the head-tentacles
I didn't actually know this.
Is there ANY Wikia that's as big as that one?
I guess that's what happens when you have like 20+ Books, 7+ Movies, 2-3 TV Shows, a shit-ton of Vidya and a dedicated enough fanbase.
Makes looking for fetish-fuel easier anyways.
If you look at Hera just standing, her head pants hold her lekku out from her person, so I kind of see it as a, like, twi'lek version of a ponytail. I imagine if she took it off, they'd fall more loosely down her back. As it is, it's probably more practical for wearing space suits and helmets so you can more easily put on lekku socks and clamp some sort of sealing helmet with holes onto your head rather than feeding the lekku into a receptacle within the helmet. Of course, if it's a matter of protection I suppose you'd want a hard shell around them, or possibly roll them up in a comfortable fashion within the helmet itself.
But I really would like to see Hera eventually with her headwear off... relaxing in her room with some snacks and her favorite old holovid... lekku wrapped around her neck loosely so she can rest her head on a pillow. Just chillin'.
Fucking Twi'leks became the most fetish fantasy bullshit race ever in the EU.
>A sentient race that only got passed tribal levels because the rest of the galaxy thinks they're sexy and started enslaving them. Their home planet is an icy wasteland, so they were fine with it. Flash forward thousands of years and subservience is a widespread genetic trait among Twi'leks and being a glorified hitch-hiker who pays in blowjobs is the cornerstone of their culture. Any Twi'lek who isn't a slave, prostitute, dancer, or some combination of the three is looked down upon as a cultural traitor.
How did they develop the skin patterns of rain forest tree frogs on an ice planet? Don't ask, I'm too busy fapping.
Why are all Twi'lek women such bombshells while Twi'lek men all look like 4chan users?
Well, those two things did happen in the movie, and in response to my comment it seems as if you mean to say there is something in ROTJ that establishes facts about the Twi'lek as a species, which it does not. What were you trying to say?
Ryloth is an incredibly poor planet, the majority of the population deals with starvation and droughts as routinely as slavers coming to gather up girls to be sold as dancers.
It's basically the colonial Africa of Star Wars. The men are just as malnourished as the women there, but the ones who escape tend to gorge themselves because being fat is a sign of wealth, status and simply being better than all the skeltal peasants back on Ryloth. The larger the Twi'lek and the fatter his lekku, the more impressive and sexually desirable he is to the females. No fucking joke.
The women very, very rarely manage to get fat because the vast majority are slaves, and those who aren't are not allowed in high positions of office or state that would allow them to live extravagantly.
The Ewoks celebratory musical number was replaced with more contemporary theme music when the original trilogy was updated.
Disney is discontinuing products and toys that relate to Leia slave outfits.
>You will never have a Twi'lek gf
>You will never treat her like a Queen and give her anything she so desires
>You will never have really kinky sex with her as a reward
Why even live? Really?
>They're in the actual movie. You can't erase that.
Anon, Lucas has been doing it for years
From a BBWChan Star Wars thread
>Fact: Fat cells produce Aromatase, a hormone that produces estrogen and sex related enzymes
>Fact: Twi'lek's lekku hold both fat cells and brain mass with no skeletal separation between them
>Fact: A fat Twi'lek would have fat cells massing around and in their brain with the enzymes and hormones produced having a direct influence
>It's possible a fat Twi'lek would have impulse control problems, especially female Twi'lek if they have estrogen basically leaking on their brain. Fat Cells also help influence fat storage and metabolism. since we're dealing with fantasy anyway one could say having fat in their brain would influence one to be more hedonistic, sex drive and hunger for fatty foods growing along with their waist line (and lekku line) Fattening Twi'lek might been seen as having "fat on the brain" or "thinking with their fat" unable to resist the new impulses. Fat Twi'lek may even say "once you go fat, you can never go back" not just due to the new sensitivity and pleasure but also because moderation and self control are much more difficult once pounds start to pile on. Even if a Twi'lek could manage to restrain themselves one good squeaze of their Lekku (which are also an erogenous zone) would release a flood of hormones, the fat cells being wrung out like a sponge and overload the poor Twi'lek's resistance.
Gunned down like trash such a fucking waste.Aayla was literal perfection
I can't, my heart is too pure to degrade someone like that, even if they enjoyed it.
I didn't ask for this.
mfw the Special Editions came out when I was five and listening to this sent me back to a time I didn't even know I remembered.
slave leia is canon until they cgi the costume out, will it be referenced anymore? I doubt it but it is still canon. most twi'lek shit has been retconned when they removed all the books from canon
So what stops them from just wearing panties on their heads?
They are clearly built for them naturally. And it looks a lot nicer than the weird leather headpants.
Actually that's just a misconception stemming from how they kill small animals for food: Biting them in a nerve-ridden spot so the muscles spasm as they die.
They're perfectly fine with people thinking they're poisonous though seeing as it keeps outlanders on their toes.
since you asked.
I was just googling to find an image/quote of how Carrie Fisher had to tape her tits during filming: "I had to tape them down, because there's no underwear in space. George knows that for a fact." and they went and made a whole wiki page.
I thought she's unmarriageable in Twi'lek kind because They are racist and her green color makes her a inferior or marinalized. Some say she her trait has high chance of infertility or an indication of autism.
> the red ones that are marinaralized.
Going to need to see the sauce for that one.
I'd dip my breadstick in her.
Misconception. Jedi can fuck, but they aren't allowed to have meaningful relationships and the attachments that come with them.
It's a lot like their old diplomacy, going to all these different planets, waving a lightsaber around and then going on their way.
You're conveniently forgetting that having sex is considered unclassy as fuck by the Jedi and generally viewed with absolute massive disdain because it's the opposite of relaxed meditation and contemplation. It directly invites to strong emotion, letting your feelings go and losing control physically and mentally. Everything which is antithesis to the Jedi order.
So while it's not explicitly forbidden, it might as well be. Even master Ki-Adi-Mundi who was forced to procreate and have several wives because his species only had 1% males did so without pleasure and formed no attachments to his wives or daughters, and he had to get special permission from the council to do this because it was literally his race on the line.
Sex for fun = not happening, ever.
>You're conveniently forgetting
They arent forgetting. That is never mentioned in any movies or the TV shows. Believe it or not, not everyone has read every random EU story devised.
Lekku come in a lot of sizes. There has been bigger and smaller lekku in canon. As far as obesity, that's not only true of big lekku but it is also seen as an attractive trait in their culture, much the same way boobs are obsessed over.
>The women very, very rarely manage to get fat because the vast majority are slaves, and those who aren't are not allowed in high positions of office or state that would allow them to live extravagantly.
We know the saber containment field shields the user from its heat just from casual observation. So if you are a Jedi/Sith you could use the same precognition allowing you to use a lightsaber without cutting yourself to know how hard you could press your tongue on it without actually touching the plasma.
could a twilek and zabrak have hybrid offspring?
Those who wouldn't are heretics.
So is it taboo to touch a twi'lek's tentacle hair without permission? Like how it's generally okay to touch a human's hair in a casual way, but if you do it to a twi'lek it's like you're copping a handful of tit?
The other two are on the back of his head
Wew lad. Remind me again which episode this was?
There are plenty of cultures that run around with their tits out, and they are perfectly happy about it. A naked body is not set to self destruction without artificial coverage and corsetry.
Slaves of the Republic. or the one after it I can't quite remember.
Just remember anon, none of that is canon anymore. Fay twilek girls are totally possible now. Set boners to hyperdrive.
I'm actually kind of interested whether Twileks will show up in any of the Disney movies, and if so how Disney will deal with their retconned species background. It would actually be kind of cute if they were a slave race in the past but threw off their shackles and all became bad asses like Hera.
[Spoiler]But of course they're still generically bred for submission, so they drop the tough act in the bedroom and start begging to be caged and treated like animals. [/spoiler]
>Twileks are a slave race
>Subject to the whims of their owners
>Some slave-taking cultures will breed slaves to create stronger or more specialized genetic traits, much as in horsebreeding
>You could theoretically breed Twileks over several generations to have hyper sensitive lekku
>Or to be fatter, for owners who like the chub
>Or have huge muscles or bigger tits
I think this is the guiltiest, weirdest boner I've ever had in my life.
No. Love dose stripes
They aren't poisonous, people just think they are.
Togruta come in a similar rainbow of colors, even though red and orange are the most prominent among them.
Also consider: If Twileks are capable of breeding with humans and near-humans, could you have a six-breasted Twi'lek if you mixed 'em with the species of that fat dancer from Jabba's palace?
Yeah, you would like to that, wouldn't you, white boy?
>tfw you will never have a qt Togruta or Twi'lek gf
Just needs the extra breasts.
>tfw no literal semen-demon wiafu to go on smuggling adventures with and fuck onboard your starship afterwards
Now I'm actually thinking of a scenario where some Twi'lek and Askajian slave escapees managed to hide out on some lush outer-rim world and create a successful farming colony and a few generations later you have a world full of plump six-breasted twilek girls.
She clearly got off Ryloth early enough to lose her accent. She's a few years younger than Kanan, which would have made her like eight or nine when Ryloth was invaded in the Clone Wars. Maybe Cham sent her and her mother away to avoid the fighting risk or something.
>Slave outfit is no longer allowed
Fuck you Disney
Leia's slave outfit is no longer allowed. By which they mean they're no longer going to make merch of it. Ahsoka's slave outfit was way less lewd so I guess you might one day see a Slave Ahsoka fig?
That's pretty hot. Maybe it's discovered by Aayla or a Twilek padawan who magically escaped the clone wars and is looking for a place to hide out, they get drawn into the six-boobed (maybe six-lekku'd!) lifestyle of hedonism and free love, and fall to the dark side, becoming a paragon of sensual pleasures?
I dunno, just brainstorming.
>In TOR the only Twilek companions is for the Sith warrior and can only be romance if your a goody goody
>Can't even be practical evil and get her to want your D
>She's apparently a hardened criminal.
God damn it Bioware. At least give me a mind break path
Lewd. Twi'leks are made for Lewd
Even they're Jedi are lewd.
Twilek Sith known for cloaks and masks and causing death?
You bet they'll make it lewd
Could throw in "Shaak Ti the jungle girl" too and have some Togruta traits thrown into this chimeric mixed race.
Thinking about it. But /aco/ keeps bumping me and Xeltil's fat monster girl threads off the board, and the chubby chasers in the main /aco/ fat threads didn't seem interested. I do have a new commission going up on my deviant art soon, though.
The commissioner actually got mad about that as I recall. Said I wasn't taking his porn "seriously enough." I shit you not.
>Half Togruta twilek girls with dozens of fat, jiggly, mutant lekku welcoming visitors to the planet with open arms and countless bosoms
Now where the hell is my space visa when I need it.
How do they even keep making more sexy Twi'lek girls if we've never seen a male one anybody would wanna fuck?
Male protagonist in this is a male variation on the "obligatory sexy alien species" trope.
He's a pink bimbo boy toy with Axlotl features. It's kind of hilarious actually.
>>Half Togruta twilek girls with dozens of fat, jiggly, mutant lekku welcoming visitors to the planet with open arms and countless bosoms
Could see them going topless too. Hedonism aside, all those heaving lekku would be cover enough.
Not their entire brain. It's just a little bit that extends out of their skulls into the base of the lekku, the rest of which is fat storage. Probably some cartilage protecting that spot too.
In old canon big lekku were sexy.
Twi'lek get goiters, which are attractive to their upper classes as a show of opulance, when they get fat.
Like ancient Chinese and long fingernails. It means you're so rich you aren't a laborer.
I don't want to want to imagine selling previously dangerous and deadly Twi'lek women made into slave girls with surgically altered lekku to turn them into ditzy cocksluts...
Likely those races would have their own language, and this call themselves something different.
Modern Twi'lek culture shaped after contact with the Republic in its infancy, so their racial self-identity revolved around the Twi'lek which no other race had that they knew of then.
Twi'lek could possibly use a slur in their own language against races with lekku structures in different ways though.
Not too bad though, since I'd assume "too hard" would be like pulling too hard on hair too. Staying from the hanging BDSM, keeping to gentle but firm pulling.
>Starts off as Hera making a simple supply run with the Phantom.
>It's obscure enough that it doesn't register on the Empire's radar and she's heard stories of how friendly the people are.
>The Phantom has some malfunctions as usual, delaying her return with the food supplies. Might be able to fix it with some spare parts from the locals' farm tool shed, but it's getting dark.
>Villagers invite her to take an opportunity to unwind with an evening feast and festival...
I was thinking more the previous concept of "squeezing the lekku makes her dumber/hornier." Also a big fan of the fatty tissues soaking her brain in sex hormones, I imagine the Empire would have a use for overfeeding Twilek Rebels as an interrogation method. "Killing them with kindness" as every force fed bite makes her more randy / easier to control and manipulate.
I like where this is going.jpg
Not being into rape fantasies doesn't make you sheeple, anon. Painfully vanilla, sure, but sheeple? No. Honestly you should probably just never use the word sheeple. It instantly makes you sound like a twat. Just some friendly advice.
>I-its a purge planet, Morty!
>They're p-p-purge Twileks Morty!
>Bet you urpp, thought this was gonna end sexy didn't you Morty? Well fuck you and f-f-fuck your predisposed notions about alien sexuality!
Not kill, the twin High Elf leaders and the Dark Elf leader, fused into one being with his dragon mount, found Slaanesh had guzzled on Elf souls during the apocalypse of the old setting (there was a universe reboot event recently). He had hid in a cave to digest, they kidnapped him and forced him to regurgitate all the Elf souls he's eaten. The puke Elves are called Aelves now, since GW changed all the generic race names.
For his dishonor Khorne, Tzeentch, anf Nurgle booted him out of the Great Game and replaced him with the Great Horned Rat, and promoted Archaon to Chaos God of Undivided plus all their own armies as the Grand Marshall of Chaos.
The Keepers of Secrets are in a civil war for who will replace him as the "Ur-Slaanesh", in Horned Rat's old position of God aligned with Chaos but not one if the ones in charge. Luxcious is the Keeper that's winning.
Some Keepers are trying to find and rescue him. No matter what though, he's out of the pantheon and Skaven are in.
Oh, and the Queen of the Dark Elves has Shadow Daemonettes now. She's part shadow or something. It was kind of a throwaway line.
No. When the old world ended slaanesh ate lots of elf souls, then the two new elf gods went to get the souls back. No one knows what happened, but elves returned to the world and slaanesh has gone missing.
Presumably they made her throw up the elf souls and she's recovering or imprisoned somewhere. I assume that GW plan to do a scenario book based around her return when they get around to doing a new slaanesh army.
>Hera is too polite to refuse the natives' she needs the ship parts anyway so she may as well cozy up to the local populace
>Their parties are pretty wild-- huge amounts of feasting, apparently these festivals can last for weeks at a time
>No wonder these natives are all so... Hefty
>There's something familiar about the species too, they resemble Twileks from her home world but these are bigger, much bigger with half a dozen well-fed lekku each and a six pack of, um... Frontal assets....
>Clearly evolution has led them down some strange paths, a few even have Togruta stripes
>They're also much more "friendly" than she's used to, several native girls keep patting her rump and pinching the end of her lekku, which is incredibly taboo on her world
>Eventually after a massive three course meal she's had all she can take, and insists on walking back to her ship
>Well... Waddling, really
>She's stuffed to the brim and her overalls feel tight and constrictive
>She begins to understand why most of the natives go "au natural"...
>To be continued
That's because the UN isn't used to form military alliances with stated aims anymore. The US uses it to try and get support forces for their activity, that's it.
Supposing you had a World War 2 style invasion where the first country to find military targets captures them rather than eliminates them on sight, you'd have hangings again.
The UN isn't an entity so much as a system for setting up prearranged results. If nobody fills out the paperwork and follows the rules, it isn't part of the equation.
They also come in ugly as sin
Same series gave us the fat tails on this one too
She was a prime example of a butterface.
Great, now I'm imagining all the natives speaking French Creole because the language origins would be similar. I now have a boner for Hatian Twileks. Thanks Obama.
>Hera collapses into her pilots seat, clutching her stomach, and wakes up gassy and sluggish. Man, these natives really know how to cook! And drink...
>Maybe a little too well. In all the drinking, festivities and awkward squirming from the hormones her pinched lekku were releasing, she forgot to get the ship parts! Bantha fodder!
>To make matters worse, something has upset her astromecg droid. Chopper insists she check the life support readings, and when she does, she finds double the carbon dioxide she expected. And she knows exactly why. "Fucking Ezra!"
>She remembers the heated argument she and Kanan had about this being a "nudie planet" (as such local indigenous are crudely known) and whether the boy was mature enough to come along.
>It seems Ezra disagreed with Hera's verdict and came along anyway... She searches the ship to no avail. He's clearly left. A teenager, loose among a planet of six breasted women. Hera rubs her lekku to calm down, releasing endorphins, and as she does, she notices something odd.
>Are they... Thicker?
>Askajians (the six breasted alien from Jabba's palace) basically work like camels, storing water and fat reserves to get through their desert homeworld's droughts.
>All the stuff we've established in why fat Twi'leks have so much potential from biology logic to their planet's own shittiness to fat being culturally desirable.
It really is a great combination for a hybrid race.
Did I miss that coming up in the thread somewhere or did you reply in the wrong place?
I don't like incest but some of my favorite hentai artists do it sometimes, so I favor ones with relationships I lack, like siblings, because otherwise it feels super skeevy
I know it's the Phineas and Ferb special, but got some more fat lekku here
Nigga check out /b/ once in a while. Ya got people in there getting off on cutting themselves and girls shitting themselves. Half of the content on /d/ and /aco/ are people obsessed with diapers.
>Hera runs her gloved fingers down her head-tails, squeezing them--but not too roughly, she wasn't one of those perverts who got off on abusing the natural chemicals of her body like some girls on Coruscant. Yes, they were definitely thicker, softer, more plump to the touch. What was in that native food?
>"Going to have to go easy on the desserts out here, I guess..." Twilek home world instincts promoted a scarcity mentality; even when times were prosperous, Rythelian biology kept the twilek lekku greedy to soak up extra calories and stockpile fat cells. Some of her sisters had gotten so hooked on the fatty chemical aromatase that they... Well, there was no need for her to worry. As a rebel, Hera kept up a strict regimen of exercise. She would thin out those chubby tentacles in no time.
>Meanwhile, there was still the matter of the boy. Hera was no Jedi, but she couldn't imagine a more dangerous interruption to his training than unleashing him on a planet full of naked girls. "You're gonna get it, you little Gunman foot louse! Just you wait..."
>But when she grabbed her wrench and marched out of the ship, amazing smells hit her nose. The villagers had brought her breakfast!
>"Oh no, I really shouldn't, " she said, gesturing at her lekku. But that was hardly helpful: the women here had head-tails three times as think as hers, and easily three or four of them each dangling and flopping over their well-fed bellies and plump sextuple breasts. Clearly the word 'diet' did not exist here.
>"Well," Hera relented, her will power fading, "maybe just a mouthful..."
>Gungan foot louse
>Auto correct ruining my un funny jokes
I am become rustled, destroyer of jimmies
Is anyone reading the Hera thing or should I just stop
Jesus Christmas, look at the size of these fat bitches. What the fuck are they eating? Their lekku are huge, they're gonna need plus-sized head-bras soon. I tell you, this is what happens when you let Hutt cabals run the local systems' food industry.
Little hard to read, but it's there.
Does that mean that Twi'lek men are natural traps?
>Slaanesh got replaced by the fucking Horned Rat
Oh god that's gotta burn something fierce.
Oh god no, it is fucking hilarious. I never played Fantasy and don't care much about Age of Sigmar besides the inherently boner led interest in the fact Stormcast Eternals can be women (or orks or whatever) under that armor, but that has got to fucking sting to old Slaanesh players.
I am very much enjoying this.
Are you sure about that?
Because there seems to be a pretty wide range of lengths in the various art and it doesn't seem to be related to age.
Of course when they are young they have shorter lekku, but by the time they are post adolescents they seem to have stabilized at a certain size.
Of course all the art is somewhat variable.
I dunno what to tell you anon.
It's official art and that's a pretty standard design for a twi'lek head dress.
What about this one?
Are those tentacles growing out of her head? Did she kill a squid and make it into a hat? What the story here?
It isn't canon rape when this is the new canon. I kind of find it dumb too and cling to the parts of Twilight Company that spell out the good parts of the armor, but it isn't canon rape when the stuff you quoted isn't canon.
Though now Rebels and Twilight Company are at odds re: stormie armor, and both are canon.
She's Tholothian, one of those near human subspecies that's pretty damn close to baseline human anyways.
However, Wook seems to claim they retconned the headdress into actually being part of their heads in Canon.
Ohhh NO. I didn't realize the dead sergeant in the Umbaran Arc was the same guy from the Rhodian Arc. FUCK. I had completely forgotten about him by that arc.
The only ones there are are in pretty shit quality
And these were Sebulba's slave girls from TPM
>Tholothians were a species of sentient humanoid in the galaxy. They could be distinguished from humans by their scaled craniums, and the fleshy white tendrils that sprouted from their skullcaps.
You sure about that?
>Tholoth headdresses were traditional articles of clothing worn by women of Tholoth heritage.
>They were made up of long, fleshy tendrils. Jedi Masters Stass Allie and Adi Gallia both wore Tholoth headdresses, along with Jedi Initiate Katooni.
>Meanwhile, Ezra had never seen so many titties in his life.
>Big ones, little ones, blue ones, green ones. Fat ones, pointy ones. Titties so heavy they slapped like water balloons on each other; breasts, gazungas, sweater puppies. Beautiful, perfect, bouncy boobies.
>Ezra was in heaven... Or so he thought.
>The natives moved around him in a constant sea; the morning's party had begun. It seemed that other than partying and farming, this planet's people--mostly women--had few priorities. No natural predators that he could see, no dictators or Hutts or oppressive Empire AT-ATs striding around. Just cliffs, mist and windmills... and boobs. So many boobs.
>"Hi! Hey, how's homina homina, I mean how's it going?" Ezra grinned as he stared openly at a hybrid Twilek-Togruta whose breasts were so massive that her children had to hold them up for her as she walked. "Lookin' good," he purred at a green girl his age with lekku so thick and bloated she wore them around her neck to support them, like a scarf of plump alien flesh. "Nice to meet you!"
>He turned the corner into an alley between several dome-shamed homes, and suddenly there was a very beefy red Twilek woman standing in front of him, arms crossed. "Uh... Hey," he said, a little nervous. The woman had four lekku and an enormous, sagging potbelly--he liked a curvy girl, but this was a bit much. "Can I help you?"
>His Force senses told him another woman had just moved in behind him. Cautiously, he put his hand on his lightsaber hilt--he didn't expect to use it, not on these chubby backwoods aliens, but he was a little concerned. What was going on here?
>"You. Come with us," said the red Twi'lek, extending a hand. Ezra saw her palms were callused with the labor of the fields. Well, at least they earned their food, he thought.
>"Big Mother wants to see you."
>"Well." Ezra considered his options. "This is gonna sound weird, But... How big are her boobs?"
>The red villager smiled.
>don't care much about Age of Sigmar
Don't sorry, Warhammer Fantasy fans don't either.
Everyone is sticking to 8e, subscribing to the fan project "9th Age" which will balance and update the rules for the 8e models in a different setting, or using their models in Kings of War instead.
Also, supposedly the Stormcast can be anything but all we've seen so far are men and one skeleton. In theory I guess since we've only been given names and not races, it could have been halflings or dwarfs under the armor, but they were all male.
There's a ghost with a ladyboner for the Stormcast though.
Here's proof. Further proof is the new Archaon model has his horse, which mutated into a three-headed dragon thing, has a head for Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Khorne. No Slaanesh head.
No Great Horned Rat (he added "Great" to his name after joining the pantheon) either since he rejected GHR's blessing.
Archaon's new lore is strange too. After End Times, all the Chaos Gods tempted him again. Since he rejected each they appointed him Grand Marshall Of Chaos and put everything Chaos beneath themselves under his command. Then he waged war on them, and every single other thing that exists, destroying entire universes. They love and hate him because he's the only thing on their side that they can't turn against each other. They keep sending their Champions to kill him, but he's undefeatable.
So far it seems like the only good thing to come out of Age of Sigmar is some baller art.
Also, I kind of like the idea of a Slaanesh civil war. I remember one /tg/ poster talking about how he was making a Slaanesh warband that was basically The Knights of the Perverted Table who were on a quest to find their god and return it to it's throne
Here's Luxcious. Luxcious declared him/herself the Ur-Slaanesh and even almost killed Sigmar, but he/she is terrified of Archaon and is against all efforts to rescue the real Slaanesh.
That works for me, but when canon as Rebels going 'this is worthless' and Twilight Company (also canon) going 'This is a good protective gear with target finders and an automatic google function' I feel like people will conflict over it.
I'd easily swallow it being a manufacturer issue, or maybe by Twilight Company it has been upgraded.
>fat lekku isn't a tangential fetish
yeah okay bruh
that's fine tho, it's late anyway and I gotta bounce
I apologize for interrupting your regularly scheduled boners, not even sarcasm, I genuinely wish I could find more fat lekku porn options... Who knows, maybe Force Awakens will bring us the mother lode.
Weird. I can't seem to find a twi'lek reference in any wiki, anywhere without a reference to fat lekku. It's like some kind of weird underground philia.
>However some fundamental physical differences are retained in parts of the body that aren't directly involved in the use of technology or the manipulation of humans. The most conspicuous such feature is the pair of "head-tails", tentacle-shaped, prehensile, cerebral appendages sprouting from the back of the skull. "Lekku", as they are properly called, are completely beyond the scope of human brain and limb development, and would require substantial differences in embryology. (It is this attribute that proves that the Twi'leks cannot have sprouted from the evolutionary tree of true humans, unless there was some very profound deliberate genetic engineering.)
>The sensuous lekku serve a communicative role among the Twi'leks, with a wide range of subtle and articulate body language. They may once have been closer to the front of the Twi'lek face to facilitate communication, and the present swept-back position may be an evolutionary compromise with the need for human-empathy via a humanlike face. Male Twi'leks still appear to grow an additional pair of relic tentacles under their chins, which may still be expressive. Obese Twi'leks develop massively fat-laden lekku, in proportion to their overall body weight. Infant Twi'leks have only short, bud-like lekku, making them appear more humanlike than the adults
Yeah, sure. I probably should have just focused on the lekku with this one and not veered off into general weight gain, I always do that with fetishy stuff. One track mind.
Just send up the Fat-Signal from the Fat-Thread and I'll get on my Fat-Phone and write some more OC.
Wow, Darth Talon's pretty chubby up top, huh? Look at the size of those things. I guess it makes sense that a Sith would have terrible impulse control, though.
Pretty sure Lekku store parts of their brains and Bib Fortuna was able to make a scarf out of his lekku so length ain't an issue.
Oh yeah, Bib Fortuna is a Twi'lek.
It's not why I'm here. Don't shoehorn your fetishes wherever you want, faggot. This is why your dumbass fat threads get nuked while most other general kink threads tend to go on for longer. You may want to hump a giant quivering mass of cellulite that flab that reeks like day old cheese, but it makes the rest of us sick. You whale harpooners have zero self awareness.
Pic related. US millitary vehicles in iraq had shitty armor. So soldiers would literally pay out of pocket to buy steel plate and blowtorch that shit right on their vehicles.
>"If we had our choice, we would use that money in a different way," Gen. Ray Odierno, the Army's chief of staff, told The Associated Press this past week.
>Why are the tank dollars still flowing? Politics.
This sounds like a job for endemic corruption to me!
>muh one trillion
Reminder that the 1 trillion figure is for the entire F35 fleet, and covers purchase and maintenance over the entire projected lifetime of the airframe. You wanna bitch about government budget irresponsibility, bitch about the ridiculous amount of the budget that goes towards entitlement spending. The fucking military wishes it got the kind of money that gets thrown at entitlement spending.
Damn you 4-chan for giving me yet another fetish.
Had this idea last night, been writing it on and off all day.
>Toora is a young twi'lek female living on one of the more affluent planets of the Republic.
>Though she doesn't know her father, she is luckier than most.
>Toora's grandmother, who was a slave, managed to buy her freedom when she was younger.
>That means that both Toora and her mother were born free.
>Her mother is a classical, blue-skinned beauty who works as a dancer at one of the high-class supper clubs in the capital.
>It's a fairly nice life, and though her mother wishes for her daughter to take up a less 'entertainment' oriented career, the young twi'lek is fascinated by her mother's craft.
>The girl is a little too young to really understand why all the grown-ups like watching her mother and the other dancers up on stage; all she knows is that it would be fun to have that kind of attention.
>A total diva-in-training, Toora spends a lot of time around her mother's co-workers, trying to mimic their moves.
>The young twi'lek is now entering puberty and not only is she getting taller, she's exited that her lekku are really starting to grow out!
>Like all youths of her species, her bigger appendages take a bit of getting used to but Toora has it a bit rougher than most because the twin tendrils coming off her head seem to be growing faster than normal for a girl her age.
>Her mother is amazed as Toora's lekku grow and fatten at a pace she's never seen before.
>At an age when they should be mid-shoulder level, the precocious girl's twin lengths are actually as long and full as her mother's!
>The girl is, of course, delighted.
>Her hips have widened and her breasts have started to fill in as well, but it's her 'tchin-tchun' that she is most proud of.
>And with her lovely, pale-blue skin she is sure to be as great an entertainer as her mother!
>Granted, she is still too young to work as a dancer.
>If they were living on a backwater planet she would probably be up on stage already, but the capital of this planet takes its labor laws very seriously.
>That's alright though, the fresh young sexpot is simply enjoying life.
>However, things change as she continues to mature.
>It isn't long before Toora is as tall as her mother and her hourglass figure becomes far more pronounced.
>Her hips grow broader than her shoulders and her ass, despite being toned by years of dancing practice, swells into a rounded shelf.
>The growing young woman's breasts also become bigger.
>Heavy teardrop shapes thrust from her chest, each massive teat far more than a handful and both capped by pronounced nipples that show through just about any garment she wears.
>The most amazing changes, however, happen to her lekku.
>After their initial growth spurt she is quite content with their length.
>Then they began to plump up so that the middle part of each tendril is fatter than the base.
>At first Toora is taken aback; their bulging shape makes each lek appear somewhat obscene in her opinion.
>Soon, however, both braintails began to thin as they stretch out longer.
>When the tips of her cerebral adornments reach the bottom of her ass, she starts to get worried but after that they seem to stop growing.
>They're now considerably longer than those of her mother but still, not an unheard of length.
>There have been a few twi'lek dancers come through who have had lekku that extend down beyond their butts; in fact there's currently a lovely twi'lek girl named Su'fara who is working at her mother's supper club whose lekku are slightly longer than her own, so she should have nothing to worry about.
>Except that her head-tails soon start plumping up yet again
>This time their swollen girths fill out to the point where each tendril starts inadvertently bumping into the other.
>She tries dieting, but neither that nor her dancer's routine (which is now hampered considerably by her ponderous endowments) slows down her lekku's exuberant engorgement.
>Then comes the morning when Toora wakes up and stumbles out of bed; the pull on the back of her head is worse than ever and she assumes that her twins have put on even more weight.
>Feeling her right one though, it doesn't seem any thicker.
>That's when she feels the tip of the 'tchun' on her left side slap against her left thigh.
>Dropping the 'tchin' from her right hand she turns desperately in the mirror.
>Both lekku are noticeably longer.
>She can't believe it, they look like they're at least as long as the ones that Su'fara has.
>It's only a matter of a few weeks before both tails are brushing the backs of her calves.
>The poor girl tries to keep up her athletic routine but it becomes too difficult.
>Her endowments are becoming too unwieldy and have expanded so fast that she has a hard time controlling them.
>She can barely even speak Twi'leki anymore her head-tails' coordination has become so bad.
>To make matters worse, Toora is hungry all the time.
>No, not just hungry.
>She knows that all the food she's gorging on is going strait to her head, but she simply can't deny her body.
>Her lekku, now nearly down to her ankles start to thicken and Toora trembles as she knows what's about to happen.
>Almost three exhausting months later Toora lies on her bed.
>Stretched out from the back of her skull to about half a meter below her feet are the young woman's enormous head-tails.
>Immaculately shaped, they flare slightly about a decimeter from the their base before tapering into pleasing, elongated cones of soft flesh.
>Not only is their form pleasing, they're beautifully colored to, with a soft mottling of blue and lighter blue that gives them a cloudlike sheen.
>But though they look like an erotic fantasy come to life, Toora can only think about one thing:
>How difficult they are to control.
>She lays in a depressed funk.
>Is it even possible for her to dance any more with these humongous... things attached to her head?
>If only she could...
>Sick and tired of being so helpless, the twi'lek gazes down at her right lek.
>Concentrating with all her might, she wills the heavy appendages to obey her command.
>Slowly the tip of the tendril starts to stir.
>Then is twitches.
>After about twenty minutes and enough effort to make her sweat, Toora can make the end of her right lek curl around on itself.
>It's not much, but after the last few months it feels like a triumph.
>The future entertainer smiles to herself.
>She's got work to do.
>A year later and the Red Shift supper club is set to premier an all-new dance revue.
>The holo-nets have also been touting the debut of a brand new dancer headlining said revue.
>A 'Singular Talent That Will Frizzle Your Senses!' the advertisements promise.
>Opening night for the new act finds Red Shift packed with the planetary elite.
>The band strikes up as the stage lights come on.
>A fantastic, high energy musical number strikes up as a chorus like of beautiful females high step their way on stage.
>To everyone's delight, the dancers are clad in nothing but satiny strips of fabric: one wrapped around their tops and one draped ingeniously around their loins.
>The musical number plays on and the crowd can tell from the arrangement the dancers are taking that they are about to bring in the main star or starlet of the show.
>A flight of neon stairs begin to ascend to a flowery decoration suspended above the stage and when they lock into place the singers and dancers hail the arrangement, willing it to open!
>The leafy fronds and bright flower petals part and out steps a voluptuous blue skinned female.
>As she starts down the stairway, each step landing precisely in front of the other, her costume puzzles the audience.
>At first glance it appears to be somewhat similar to the others dancer's outfits.
>But while theirs are thin strips of fabric, hers appears to be rather thick tubes of some blue material that matches her skin tone and texture perfectly.
>Why, if a sentient didn't know better they might swear that those tubes were...
>"Oh my stars," one grinning, scandalized patron remarks, "Those are her lekku. She's naked under her LEKKU!"
>The other customers murmur there astonishment.
>Could it be that this twi'lek is actually covering herself with her own head-tails?
>Toora, her arms outstretched finishes her descent.
>Mincing to the edge of the stage she does a pirouette in time with the music, showing off her entire body to the stunned crowd.
>Indeed, her right lek is wrapped around her bulging breasts, and it's so long that it comes around again to rest on her left shoulder.
>Meanwhile her left lek is doing duty as a fleshy loincloth, with the mid length acting as a low slung belt and the conical end snaking its way down her butt crack, between her thighs, and up the length of her crotch until the tip just brushes against the portion wrapped around her belly.
>The music builds and builds to a stupendous climax as Toora moves and twists to the music, her broad hips shimmying with unrivalled grace, tendrils somehow managing to hang on to her voluptuous curves.
I think this discrepancy is more of a reflection of the characters and their respective views of the Imperial military. For me it stands to reason that someone who's displeased with the empire might bitch and overexaggerate whereas a stormtrooper instilled with a sense of duty and purpose might have different thoughts.
That said, there's also a short story that IIRC involves two stormtrooper armor producers that mentions differing armor quality between the two.
>The headliner starts to walk away from the audience, her plump ass swaying provocatively as the back up dancers move to stand in front of her.
>The band crescendos and then...
>The danceline suddenly parts and Toora is facing the audience, hands on her head, legs spread wider than her shoulders in an erotic pose.
>She does a sudden dip, almost bringing her ass to the floor and, as she rises up, makes the tip of her crotch-covering tendril writhe like a cave-snake on glitter-stim.
>The crowd goes ballistic.
>The curtain comes down and the revue is over.
>And Toora is suddenly the hottest name in several sectors.
Not the most elegant prose I've ever written, but her you are.
I really wanted to draw a pic of Toora in her 'au natural' getup, but then I remembered that I suck at drawing sexy women.
I'm glad you liked it.
I did do a quick little sketch.
I posted it here:
Not very good, but it shows what her "costume" was supposed to look like.
>replying to a two day old post
Gunship nose art. Clones really love them tail heads.
fuck yeah they do