Remember when Bart was written as a juvenile deliquent in school,

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Then the writers decided to turn him into their personal punching bag.....

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Completely retconning his original future and replacing it with one thats incredibly bleak.
Now he's a drunk loser just like his father, but without all the luck. He dropped out of college, smokes weed, drunks all the time, sits on the couch all day mooching off his Homer and Marge while his sisters are off doing incredible things.
Why did it have to come to this.

>>77774690
because boys are dumb you stupid fuck

If you ask Groening, this is still canon. No matter what else happens to him in the future, his final fate is to be Chief of Justice.

Not that anyone cares about what Matt thinks these days...

>>77774720
Back to tumblr with you

>>77774640
That is from the same episode as the OP picture.

Can we please ban The Simpsons to /tv/?

>>77774640
this was literally the same episode as the first picture you posted.

>>77774780
because it isn't a cartoon?

>>77774690
Talking about retconning and the Simpsons means you don't get the Simpsons, you autistic fuck.
>>77774724
There is no canon outside the basic set up of the show.

>>77774768
>The joke
>Your head

>>77774617
Well, he's middle-aged in the loser flashforwards. Maybe he gets his shit together when he's older.

I liked the idea that Bart's boy detective adventures pushed him to a career in law enforcement, partially for the irony and partially because he really seems to shine in the Sideshow Bob eps.

>>77774768
Canonically, males of the Simpson family are all idiots.

>>77774789
No because the threads are depressing, no one is satisfied with the show anymore.

>>77774848

Says you.

>>77774617

He obvious what happened

He watched the Itchy and Scratchy Movie behind Homer's back

I can't believe I'm referencing this, but in the episode where Lisa's the president, she makes Bart the Secretary of Cool or something to improve America's image.

If Bart is on president's cabinet it's not much of a leap for him to become a US senator sometime afterward.

>>77774832
Canonically, Homer is a genius who happen to have a crayon stuck on his brain

>>77774921
>genius
Actually it was just an average IQ. Everyone else is below average.

>>77774921
>>77774832
Fuck, there is no fucking Simpsons canon. Everything they do is for story and no other reason. Jesus Christ, anons.

>>77774853
Fuck, Boco, everyone knew you were an autistic neckbeard, but this is low, even for you.

>>77774617
have you paid any attention to the supreme court?
theyre basically a bunch of dumbass rebellious ten year olds
>haha i'm gonna just legalize that, nevermind mrs law, she can't catch me. principal constitution will never find out.

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>>77774780
>Can we please ban the cartoon to the live-action TV board?

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>>77774617
Remember Bobby's World?

>>77776363
It was a good show.

>>77776235
They did the same with the live action cape shows.

>>77774617
It's "Chief Justice", not "Chief of Justice".
A Justice is a judge.

>>77774690 Lisa is President and Bart is a mooch.
>>77774617 Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
These don't actually conflict. The President appoints the replacement judges. Lisa could have easily given Bart the job. Don't piss off a lame duck.

>>77776351
It has literally been that way since Earl Warren, fuck, learn your history.

>>77776351
If congress didn't like it, they could easily amend the constitution with stricter wording.

>>77776522
and the senate has to approve of it, you can piss off a lame duck as much as you want, doesn't mean they can appoint whoever they want.

ITT: Americans don't know how their government works.

>>77776660
No, they couldn't, literally any amendments require the states to ratify it as well, it's only happened 27 times and it hasnt happened since 1992.

Fuck, you are all fucking idiots.

>>77774690
TIL Bart is me

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>>77776363

>>77774690
>Now he's a drunk loser just like his father, but without all the luck
Sounds like an accurate description of the generational shift.

>>77776841
you always knew that

Didn't Matt Groening say that Bart being Chief Justice of the Supreme Court was canon and they wouldn't retcon it?