Punisher Storytime

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Did you guys brave the crowds for some Black Friday deals?

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Good times...You should go back and read all of the MK run. It's comic booky.

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That's flashy.

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You can be a junkie, just don't be a violent junkie.

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Cheery dude.

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That fiend!

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kek

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Wolverine is a dick.

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good ol' frank

>>77764246
>>77764223
>>77764263
>>77764276

Wolverine talks like a god damn belligerent retard in this comic, holy shit.

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>>77764756
He's a canucklehead.

>>77764185
I'm straight and I wanna fuck the Frank on that cover.

What's going on?

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Mystery tape.

>>77764814
I believe you're what they call, a Franksexual. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

>>77764814
It's not gay if it's Frank.

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>frank will never cook for you

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But those cookies are worth it.

>>77764756
He channeled his inner Lobo

>>77764918
>Feckin

Nice, Mr. Ellis.

Got a "Fuck" past the censors.

>>77764945
>Wolverine
>Ethics

Fucking lol

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Oh

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>male fantasy

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Be nice to Hacken.

>>77764981
You know Ennis will push it to the limit.

>>77764977
Wow.

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Oh my

>>77765073
Ennis really doesn't like Logan, does he?

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>>77765086
I think he hates Karl Rayner the most.

>>77765136
I don't think he hates Kyle so much as he finds Green Lantern one of the more ridiculous IPs.

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He mad.

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>>77765173
Right, he doesn't like GL in general.

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How does spidey sense even work?

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Finish him!

>>77765276
Nobody knows.

>>77764918

What?

Those were just normal psychotic girls?

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>>77765336
Figures.

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>>77765373
Crazy chicks once were crazy girls.

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Uh oh.

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Shit!

>>77764754
dat buttcrack

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They're so off.

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Jesus. That wrist.

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what an extreme way to get your point across.

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Oh aim at the head.

>>77765096
How the hell is he talking without lungs?

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Frank is here to stay.

wasn't that fun? I'm in the mood for a burger now.

>>77765860
Hey Kind Storyteller, since tomorrow is Sicillian Slaughter Saturday, might there be more Frank Franking?

>>77765978
What in the world?
Okay, what'd you have in mind? Needs to be less than 10 issues.

>>77765993

What about Amazing Spider-Man 129, the first ever appearance of Frank.

>>77766242
Sure thing. More frank tomorrow.

>>77766285
Thanks! I've actually always wanted to see the first issue he was in, but i never had the chance.

>>77765276
short term precog limited to danger, but often writers tone it up or beef it down according to the story which leads to the confusion over it seen recently. It makes sense in this context that it didn't warn spidey to put his foot somewhere else, which it would have done were the mines active, but spidey should've realised that he wasn't in danger because it wasn't going off.

>>77764223
>30 years

How old is Punisher?

He's gotta be at least late 50s.

Dude looks good for a late-middle-age man who's spent three decades in ceaseless violence. Does he dye his hair?

>>77765561
No-one except Castle is in character

>>77766812
Frank's (usually, I heard they retconned it) a Vietnam vet, so he's pretty old. Not usually a bad thing, since Old Established Frank has the best stories.

>>77766812
Cape characters are immune to aging.

>>77764185
>best mainverse Frank story
>implying

>>77765276
By current canon. It's passively seeing the future and their Spider instinct causing it work like a sense.
If any Spider-person with the sense trained they could see the future.

>>77764591
>what about the first time you saw alien

oh god my sides

>>77764756
Ennis is on the record as pretty much hating Wolverine. In fact, he sort of hates superheroes in general (excepting Superman). As a Daredevil fan, however, I'm proud that he more or less writes him in the Miller style and treats him respectfully.

Loved it. Tho Banner getting KOed and not turning green makes no sense.

>Y'all wanna read the best mainverse Frank story?

I literally woke up this morning after reading this last night, and thought: "Kind Storyteller....LIED to me."

>>77764469
New trend: Selfies with Supers

>>77764754
It's a GUN, Frank. A GUN that shoots CARTRIDGES.

>>77776465
!

>>77779519
?

>>77779586
†

Thanks for the story time OP.

>>77765373
Just a normal day in the life of Soap.

>>77765497
Punisher has some of the best covers ever.

>>77765576
>kek