JSA Storytime: BATTLE POPE

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>>77742001
Sorry, Catholicbro. This is kinda of 100% blasphemy technology, but I think it's meant kind of in fun and not mean.

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>>77742037

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>>77742069
I'm late, I know

is everyone drunk/full?

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>>77742132
Note: not how a Pope gets crowned

>>77742037
Happy Thanks giving!

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>>77742193
FUCK YEAH ANON

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>>77742223
So this is 100% early Tony Moore

I love it

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>>77742238

The best part is that it's John Paul II.

>>77742132
Sleep and a little tipsy but fine. How about you?

>>77742132
Doing alright. Trying to get some rest in before tomorrow.

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>>77742266
So Thanksgiving came off very well and I got to hold a lot of baby

also some cousins brought booze and I am well on my way :D

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>>77742280
Are you anon who has to work retail tomorrow?

I feel your pain and hope it sucks as little as humanly possible. :(

>>77742132
Sleepy, full, and being forced to watch football, but pretty alright! how was your day OP?

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>>77742308
There was crying about football (fucking Cowboys), but there was also HOLDING THE BABY

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>>77742376
did the Pope just make a dick joke?

>>77742376
I'm in Wisconsin with my aunt, my aunt is a diehard Bears fan and her girlfriend is a diehard Packers fan

There has been much gentle trash talking already

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>>77742428
oh endless lols, that's such a hatematch

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>>77742449
btw if I'm slow it's because I'm ~drunk~

>>77742428
Man, this is making me think of how weird it is to be the only queer in the family that I know of.

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>>77742464
Glory in the super-early Tony Moore, bitches

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>>77742482
Apparently at my sister's wedding I pinged a ton of queerdars, but I ID as neither straight nor queer, so it just made me lol

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>>77742498
DAMMIT POPE

>>77742132
I ate so much stuffing today

It was great

>>77742498
"Different about sex" is enough to count, I suppose. It's extra weird for me because there isn't any real virulent homophobia or anything to worry about in the family, so that wouldn't make everyone in the closet, it's just... incredible odds that I'm the only one dating more than one gender.

No gay or trans aunts, uncles, or cousins, just me.

>>77742498
People frequently assume I'm gay, although I don't think I come off particularly butch or anything

>>77742001
kek, I love this comic.

>is that there to intimidate me

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>>77742538
I had really short hair there even though of course I was in a bridesmaid's dress

And, well, let's just say I hit the frozen margaritas hard

>>77742565
HI TRIPFRIEND

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>>77742605
I own the trade for this so I feel ZERO GUILT in posting scans

>>77742537
>incredible odds

lol no. Unless your family is huge, one Token Gay Family Member is probably statistically likely.

>>77742132
I'm actually pleasantly surprised that you're here at all OP. Holiday and all.

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>>77742647
It was actually a good time and I am utterly unexpectedly tanked

So keep talking, that's what keeps me posting

>>77742698
SURPRISE JESUS

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>>77742698
Battle Pope Jesus is FUCKING AWESOME

Like, did I EXPECT the cousin who brought the good Woodford Reserve? FUCK NO!

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>>77742716
did I EXPECT the whatever version of Jim Beam? Even less!

BP Saint Michael is AMAZING. He got some one-shots that you might be able to talk me into running hint hint

Anything interesting or interestingly bad happen in comics yesterday? Or coming out next week?

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>>77742737
I haven't read Omega Men yet and if you spoil me I will cut you

>>77742737
Nothing comes to mind

Midnighter comes out next week, Prez and Gotham by Midnight wrap up

Pray for March solicits to bring us Prez part 2

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>>77742758
BTW I will probably be back home Sunday and....fuck, what are we reading before Threeboot, fuck???

>>77742777
How about Suicide Squad? Pretty sure that finally has digital rips

>>77742001
>full of himself
I blame Eric "Image is the best comic book company of all time and you can't prove me wrong" Stephenson

>>77742791
I blame the Walking Dead and zombies being a massive success no matter how repetitive they get.

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>>77742777
I'm 100% up for running Parker or Ellisbolts and vintage Captain Atom, but I kind of need to decide or else it's all "what the fuck do I kind of feel like and I can find at 6:57 PM"

>>77742758
Omega Men is out? There's something for me to check out this weekend.

>>77742498
>queerdars
You mean gaydars, OP.

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>>77742788
....FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF---

I know I have some, but not all, but that's LONG, all of it

>>77742827
Yeah it came out this week, it's a fourth week book now

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>>77742830
I mean whatever, who the fuck knows what terminology is hip with the tumblrs these days

>>77742833
speaking of zombies

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>>77742847
vintage cover from FUNK-O-TRON

>>77742847
>BlaspheMail
Now THAT is a lettercol name.

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>>77742872
isn't it JUST?

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>>77742888
Hnnng, readers, I have both a turkey carcass AND a hambone, now

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>>77742960
DAT ASS
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>>77742734
Do eet half-faggot

>>77742737
WW was a joke. Overall stuff was pretty good, though. At least of what was storytimed.

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>>77742970
so is Jessica Jones actually good? I mean, I give zero shits about TV so I won't watch, but

I read one blogpost slamming it but the guy who wrote it wrote a book which shit itself in an extraordinarily horrible way at the 90% mark, so I don't give a FUCK what he says

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>>77742989
is that spoiler directed at MEEE??

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>>77743017
even the demons are checking out the Pope's ass

>>77742989
God, Finches WW hit a new low.

I have never been more glad that Legend of Wonder Woman exists and will continue to for the next eight months.

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>>77743032

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>>77743045

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>>77743052

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>>77743072
NOT IN THE FACE!

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>>77743081
Wow, I'm actually drunk. It's been a while! I usually just hit this "not drunk enough" plateau.

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>>77743094
HOW ARE YOU OWLS?

hoot hoot

>>77743007
I like it. Yeah, it fucking meanders all over the place sometimes but I'm a sucker for neo-noir.

>>77743094
Sounds like you found a pleasant surprise, to be thankful for this Thanksgiving OP.

>>77743107
Bored. I'm not American so this day holds no importance to me. I guess I'll go watch Planes, Trains and Automobiles like I do every year.

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>>77743150
The cousins have brought hooch before but this was good

non-American anon, where are you from? we are international, muh storytime

>>77742791
Stephenson turned that whole company around. He wasn't the first publisher to seek out non superhero titles, hell back in the 90's they had Mike Grell's Shaman tears, but he really turned Image into what we know it today

Strange to think he started out as Rob Liefeld's scriptor

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>>77743197
also sorry, if I idle, I'm helping clean up, there's a lot of cooking that went on here

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>>77743215
I scored some MooreCATS issues the other day, hnnng

>>77743215
Reminds me of the /tg/ skele-copter meme.

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>>77743229
I think Moore totally missed Zealot, though. He didn't get it.

> oh boy it's Thanksgiving
> that means MST3K Turkey Day Marathon
> Maybe I should pop over to /tv/ to see if they have a thread

It was just bitching about the kickstarter and Felicia Day. I get why the live action cape fans avoid that board

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>>77743234
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES???

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>>77743247
Didn't GG dox Felicia Day? That's fucking gross

>>77743197
Chile, although I actually live in the US I always visit my homeland around this time so I always miss Thanksgiving.

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>>77743263

>>77743252
YES. YES I AM.

>>77743263
I stopped paying attention to GG almost instantly, it was gross from the start

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>>77743277
Oooh, neat. Sometimes we have a regular Argentine in these threads but you'd be obliged to fight to the death, right?

(I can read your moon language but can only speak "donde estan las pelotas de muerte")

>>77743288
By your powers combined, I am Captain Zombie!

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>>77743322
BTW I just got asked for the computer seat so we might get issue 3-4 tomorrow, because am I going to turn down an 89-year old lady? NO.

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>>77743346
whoops

>>77743229
>I scored some MooreCATS issues the other day

I woke up with the odd urge to got hunting for 90's comics, like the Extreme variety. Something about the excess is beautiful. I know I saw Death's Head II at my LCS last time

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>>77743364
LOL U SUCK

>>77743368
I have been hunting for L.E.G.I.O.N. with no luck

plz send me issues

>>77743346
All good. Old Ladies are angered at your own risk.

>>77743247
>>77743263

Felicia Day has never made anything good.

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>>77743385
whew

she's a wonderful lady, I mean, you know? And she really is almost 90.

>>77743384
>I have been hunting for L.E.G.I.O.N.
I have all the Alan Grant issues, so thank you storytimer for showing me the light that is Vril

>>77743155
Well Cinco de mayo and South American holidays Or 4th of July for that matter doesn't matter to me or Christmas but I celebrate them both. You can not celebrate something but still try to keep the festivity and make other people happy.

But hey that's me.

>>77743322
We're not that at odds with Argentinians, Peruvians and Bolivians on the other hand...

>>77743408
I'm envisioning Ma Hunkel for some reason.

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>>77743399
I mean I don't give a fuck if she's never made anything good, but being doxxed (as distinct from being OUTED, fuck you Winterfox) is not a good thing

>>77743399
The Guild was alright for the first season, at least as a neat concept. But I didn't hate her in Dr. Horrible or Fallout New Vegas

I mean she's just going to be the new Mad so you'll see her what? a grand total of 5 - 10 minutes each episode?

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>>77743425
My grandmama is kind of that amazing, yes

>>77743417
See, I only read Spanish second-hand thanks to knowing Latin, so I don't get all the kind of hilarious SA feuds, but Judge Anon is Argentinian, and I've met some other Argentinians online (and lordy they were obnoxious cunts, to be honest)

>>77743415
I guess. Like I said, I do watch that particular movie this day every year.

>>77743468
>Judge Anon is Argentinian
I always just assumed he was British

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>>77743499
You might think, but no

I sent him a Hawkman Showcase last year, shipping was horrifying but I'm glad i did it

>>77743468
Wait, JA is Argentinian?

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>>77743540
BTW if anyone knows someone in Italy? PLEASE LET ME KNOW

I'm trying to import some Italian shit at less than amazon.it shipping

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>>77743545
yes.

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>>77743579

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>>77743594
Okay end for tonight because I am 1) not in my house 2) my 89-year old grandmother wants the computer

but I can still post via phone, just no pix!

:D? :D?

MOAR TOMORROW

>>77743617
Thanks OP, this has been fun.

>>77743617
Thanks OP. Have a good night.

>>77743617
This is cool shit. Thanks a lot. Have fun being drunk.

>>77743414
>>77743384
Damn I want all of the L.E.G.I.O.N. too. Most of the issues I found were like 6-8 bucks.

>>77743617
Cheers OP

>>77743655
ty anon

I will try hard to post the rest tomorrow

Also what wtf should we run next?

>>77743748
Wow that's rough, I found all but maybe 4 or 5 in the dollar bin then paid 4 -5 a pop at a different store

>>77743867
There's not a lot of comic book stores in Chicago. I used to find Power Pack and Gen 13 issues in Dollar Stores downtown along with Pawn Shops but LOSH and L.E.G.I.O.N are rare finds. The most I have are digital cbr copies. I think I have four issues in my name and they are the earlier 89 ones.

I found Legion Lost v.1 issue 1 for like 11-20 dollars.

>>77743970
I want that completely fucked up Stealtj issue

I WANT IT

>>77743970
I want that completely fucked up
Stealth issue

I want it

>>77743970
Adding on. I used to own almost all of LOSH reboot up to around Legion Lost. Including the variants and the crossovers. Got them all at comic book conventions and a local comic book shop before it ended up being remodeled.

Now I had to pay like 25-30 dollars for that one hardcover novel with several of the back issues inside. It was worth it because I like Legion that much.

>>77744092
I do too! Along with the pregnancy one!

>>77744169
Fooook I am drunky and my keyboard is rude

Slightly off topic question but I'm doing a slight crossover with To Aru no index and LOSH. I'm not sure who else I should cast. I have most of the basic characters including Jenni and Gates. Jan is basically Accelerator in the idea that he's one of the most feared and strongest in the city so he's on the run/doesn't use his powers to hurt people. Brainiac 5 operates a giant mech gundam COMPUTO and Salu is his childhood friend but something happened so she's stuck small for now

I do have Stealth and Vril Dox along with most of the L.E.G.I.O.N. but I'm not sure who should be in the L.E.G.I.O.N. Rokk is in the group along with the original members. I thought about throwing Jenni in there but I might put her with Gates and Dirk who are trying to find R.J. Brande and put a stop to the super power children project.

>>77744191
Hahahah it's ok anon! Everyone is enjoying themselves! I hope you are having a good holiday so far. Can't wait to see Christmas and drunken New Years storytime.

>>77744280
Christmas IDK it depends on crazy relatives--NY I should be home and utterly tanked

>>77743617
>89-year old grandmother wants the computer
I sorry, but a horrific event just played out in my mind and I must post it.

>Anon, you left a tab open
I what?
>what is this site, what are all these letters at the top of the page?
They're ummm places where people on the internet talk about stuff, each letter is a different topic
>I've told you I don't want the computer used for any of those bad sites
Don't worry, there are platy of things to talk about like comics, fitness, cooking...
>what is this one called d?
GRANDMA NO!
>click

>>77744344
NO JO JO NO

I CLOSE EVERYTHING

SHE JUST WANTS CHUZZLE OPEN

>>77744368
>>77744344
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77744338
I'm going to be home on both occasions. Tis fun.

>>77743814
>wtf should we run next.
I'm down for anything but Spiderman. Hell even Threeboot or Hulk.I want more Frank or porn but I'm a pervert.

>>77744368
Did you clear the browsing history or use privet mode to be safe?

>>77744402
>>77744389
Fuck u all

>>77744402
We'll see because right now I am too drunk to think and more pope tomorrow then something Sunday

>>77744411
Private

Also she is bless her heart 0% computer literate

So rest of Pope tomorrow, then whatever Sunday when J am home

Guck this phone

>>77744432
Love you too <3

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>>77744454
Anon I will find u and idk, send u a card

>>77744476
I'll send you shitty Legion drawings of Lyle wearing a sombrero and eating tacos in return. Or Jenni eating Slim Jims.

It's really easy to find me at cons.

>>77744552
Those sound hilarious

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>>77744344

>>77744344
Remidns me of the time that my grandmother asked what Cherry Poptart was when my cousin stole the issue from the basement.

>>77744582
I wanted to draw something with Threeboot Brainy all sparkly like a bishonen and people swooning but that's a bit much even for me.

>>77744344
Although I did this as a joke, I now want to write some green text stories of grandmas finding out about 4chan.
I guess I could start posting them on /b/ or something, but that would mean I would actually have to go to /b/.

>>77744552
I don't do cons, I just do /co/

>>7774484

Never go to /b/

>>77745233
Yeah, lat time I was there I made a thread that acted like my own personal hug box.
I'm pretty sure that they were being nice ironically.
Either way, I don't want to push my luck.

>>77745233
Not even comic cons to get issues?

I don't really do cons but I do go to one in my city once a year. Skipped out a few times though. Same anon who's trying to do Threeboot Brainy.

Nope, I don't find it worth the transit time or cost to get there and I hate crowds a lot and don't know anyone there

Contemplating doing a storytime of my own but am a noob. How does one exactly upload shit? You can't seriously posting each jpg one at a time, right?

>>77746312
Yep one at a time.
I've only done a story time once and it was a pain, but it was kind of worth it.

>>77746312
Yep. I used to do Power Pack but stopped. If someone asks again I'll finish the whole run.

>>77745975
>Don't know anyone there
Man that shouldn't stop ya but alright. Back in pre-2004 people just went to cons to associate with similar people and make friends. Now it's just people going with their cliche groups of whatever flavor of the month is or being an attention whore with some slutty version of Peach or Batgirl and that's it. It's kind of lame.

when you're bumping the whole world bumps with you