alright /co/, time to practice carving the turkey. here, you can use this bread.
>>77737376
>itsSO
get ready
>>77737376
OH MY GOD IT'S SO JUICY
>>77737376
I totally fucked up carving the turkey today.
>>77737507
You guys already had dinner?
>>77737834
230 is dinner time on thanksgiving for some reason.
>>77737834
Not that guy but my family generally has our Thanksgiving meal as lunch, usually a bit later than 12, then if we get hungry later we can get more.
But I'mChilean, dad!. I don't want to celebrate Thanksgiving
>When he vomited when the turkey blew up.
Are Americans that paranoid?
>>77737795
>>77737987
Hank is
So do your folks ever celebrate Thanksgiving?
>>77737987
I wouldn't get your info from a cartoon, anon.
>>77737795
RUINED
>>77737896
Football and Black Friday.
>>77737795
That boy ain't right
>>77737795
>>77737795
Dangit Bobbeh.
>>77737795
GODDAMNIT BOBBY
>>77737987
>paranoid
Are you calling Hank paranoid for throwing up, or the TSA paranoid for suspecting Hank's package as a bomb?
>>77737795
>>77737795
>>77737795
YOU IDIOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zukq2CnKBI8
>>77737795
>>77738108
>r the TSA paranoid for suspecting Hank's package as a bomb?
>>77738572
Since 9/11, yes. Though this satire in a cartoon so take it with a grain of salt.
>>77737795
Damnit Bobby
>>77738057
This
Except dinner will be ready in like 15, but been watching football all day