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*heavy chineese accent* Honorable /co/ ! I challenge you to a

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*heavy chineese accent* Honorable /co/ ! I challenge you to a Shaolin SHOWDOWN ! My two tons tunic against your own Shen Gong Wu. Do you accept ?
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>>77668194
2000-2005 awesome
2006-2009 sucked
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>>77668194
I accept with my Mantis Flip Coin

What's the showdown OP
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>>77668231
Good. We took turns hitting eachother in the balls repeatetly until someone drop. Do you accept ?

>>77668199
Wait to state the obvious. Also post your Shen Gong Wu.
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Just a reminder of who was the best xiaolin monks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGQYRYrXyVo
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>>77668304
Birdperson accepts


Who shall go first
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>>77668355
Fat Ninja ?

>>77668362
You go first honorable stranger. I'm ready.
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My Shen Gong Wu is....
Pic related
*Clang*
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>>77668194
>Shaolin
>tons
>chineese
I see what you're doing.
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>>77668408
Birdperson will punch you in the balls
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>>77668465
Oh no ! I forgot to activate the Two Ton Tunic !
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Tammy, Birdperson is distracted by some sort of raciest stereotype, do I take the shot?
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>>77668513
I hope you didn't have you're friends putting faith in you on keeping that tunic

That would have been a dick move
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>>77668304
Oh fuck if that's the challenge I shen yi bu whatever the duck dare you and put up my fist of tebigong and third arm sash
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>>77668543
Ooooh ! This is a nice Shen Gong Wu you have ? What is his name ? And his power ?
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>>77668543
Who let the crazed gunman in
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>>77668609
I shall not retaliate !

>>77668622
Jacku Spicer ! You evil fiend ! This Showdown is already started ! You can't join !
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>>77668627
Oh shi- errrrr.
Yeah, this is totally a Shin Megami Wu...
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>>77668609
Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! Fist of water !
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I challenge you all to a xhoilin showdown! The challenge is to grab Wyas tits. I wager the tangled Web comb and the orb of tusnami!
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>>77668680
Or ..... what?
No one's ever really made that clear
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>this whole thread
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>>77668742
Or Dashi will ressurect to kick your ass !
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>>77668680
Actually according to the scrolls, A xiaolin Showdown has not officially started until you've yelled "Gong Yi Tampai". So technically Jack's interjection is allowed.
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>the orb of tunami. ACTIVATE the room starts to fill with water..
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Mission has be compromised.
I'm getting out of here.
Maybe I'll just call up Black Fang to do the assassination or something.
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>>77668769
... Damn.

OK Birdperson, let's punch Jack in the balls.
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>>77668769
>foolish dragon I will be the victor.
GON YIN TAMPAI
>>77668829
JUST try monk. You and birperson are going down.
SEE YAH IN HELL.
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>>77668769
HA
>>77668766
he didn't even invent showdowns yards idiot YOU DID when you inadvertently challenged him in the past cause of your little time paradox the universe STILL temporarily wigs out at the mention of one you little troll

>>77668795
Jack-bot PLS I got this
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>>77668870
Water against the dragon of water ? You're not smart Jack Spicer !
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>Kimiko has the tangled Web comb used against her by Jack-bot. kimiko's speed has decreased.
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>>77668870
DAN IT JACK-BOT yards posted before I could meh I'm going home to play with my monkey staff
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>>77668622
>Using Fist of Tebigong in a ball punching challenge

Don't be that kind of asshole.
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>>77668194
>*heavy Chinese accent*
What the fuck region is Omi's accent supposed to be anyway?

Probably just generic ching-chong bullshit. The equivalent of an American character randomly sounding like a cowboy. .... Oh, right.
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>>77669021
AND THIRD ARM SASH
I was gunna snipe balls from long range
.... NO WAIT!
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>>77669096
What happen if I use my REVERSE MIRROR on your Third Arm Sash ?
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I accept your challenge, Koro Sensei!
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>>77669139
I didn't think this through
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>>77669190
Go away uncle Seki don't you have Seafolk to fight
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>>77669190
Just use the Golden Finger on him and he's toasted.
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>>77668194
You just a shit tier version of Krilin
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>>77668870
Nice job fucking your shit up, faggot
Mantine use Hydro Pump!
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>>77669243
Lies. I have more points on my head.
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>First person to declare a challenge gets to choose his Wu
>Second person chooses his Wu
>First person chooses the competition

Isn't this system a little broken? Say the first person uses the Flip Coin, it doesn't matter what the second person chooses, if the first person makes the competition about who can do the sickest flip, he's going to win.
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> You will never be an evil boy genius building an army of robot evil cheerleader while a ghost MILF disapprove.
Why live ?
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>>77669367
Except if you choose a Wu to break the first person legs.
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>>77669367

>Not using the third arm sash to perform flips beyond the abilities of a quadruped.
>Not manipulating the mass of the two ton tunic with adequate momentum to achieve dank flips.
>Not using the tangle web comb to Spider-Man your flips out.
>And so on.

Nice creativity you've got there.
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>>77669304
Evil ohmi was so entertaining to watch.
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>>77669367
>I wager my monkey's staff
>First person to transform into a monkey wins.
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>>77668194
It was pretty racist for an his name to be Ping Pong
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WHAT A DOJO!
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>>77669653
> Golden Finger
> Freeze Time
> Steal staff
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Is mayonnaise a Shen Gong Wu?
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>>77669859
possibly
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>>77669859
Yes actually
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I accept, and wager my Bitchin' Banana
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>>77671145
What could it possibly do.
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>>77674622
the Manchu Mayo jar not only contains a unlimited amount of said mayo, it's also the tastiest mayo known to mankind(warning, never leave the Manchu Mayo anywhere near the Heart of Jong, a Thousand Years of Darkness will otherwise result)
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>>77674479
that is a weird Shen Gong Wu...
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Anyone up for quick 1vs1 xiaolin showdown? First person who replies to this goes up against me and decides the game. I have the third arm sash
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>>77681914
Lotus Twister here. You ready to go treetop jumping in the California Redwoods, anon?
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>>77682350
I accept. gong yi tanpai
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>>77682350
>>77682542
which ever of you gets dubs first is the superior tree jumper
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Wait. So where exactly did the showdowns come from?

What's to stop two friends who got ahold of three wu to not constantly challenge each other to a contest of fucking the most sluts in a dimension full of sluts?
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>>77682350
I start to climb and use my third arm sash to expand my dong. You pause in surprise and I get a 15 second head start
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>>77677533

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw1F7A0LcoE
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>>77668442
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>>77668720
Its not fair when she only lets Jack touch them.
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EY YO WATS GOOD NIGGA
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>>77682587
I stretch out and snap a redwood back into your path. You fall down and need to spend 25 seconds climbing back to the tops
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>>77683277
dubs, Ed wins
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>>77668194
>Chinese and yellow
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