*heavy chineese accent* Honorable /co/ ! I challenge you to a Shaolin SHOWDOWN ! My two tons tunic against your own Shen Gong Wu. Do you accept ?
I accept with my Mantis Flip Coin
What's the showdown OP
Good. We took turns hitting eachother in the balls repeatetly until someone drop. Do you accept ?
Wait to state the obvious. Also post your Shen Gong Wu.
Who shall go first
Fat Ninja ?
You go first honorable stranger. I'm ready.
Birdperson will punch you in the balls
Oh no ! I forgot to activate the Two Ton Tunic !
Tammy, Birdperson is distracted by some sort of raciest stereotype, do I take the shot?
I hope you didn't have you're friends putting faith in you on keeping that tunic
That would have been a
Oh fuck if that's the challenge I shen yi bu whatever the duck dare you and put up my fist of tebigong and third arm sash
Ooooh ! This is a nice Shen Gong Wu you have ? What is his name ? And his power ?
I shall not retaliate !
Jacku Spicer ! You evil fiend ! This Showdown is already started ! You can't join !
Oh shi- errrrr.
Yeah, this is totally a Shin Megami Wu...
Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! Fist of water !
I challenge you all to a xhoilin showdown! The challenge is to grab Wyas tits. I wager the tangled Web comb and the orb of tusnami!
Or ..... what?
No one's ever really made that clear
Or Dashi will ressurect to kick your ass !
Actually according to the scrolls, A xiaolin Showdown has not officially started until you've yelled "Gong Yi Tampai". So technically Jack's interjection is allowed.
>the orb of tunami. ACTIVATE the room starts to fill with water..
OK Birdperson, let's punch Jack in the balls.
>foolish dragon I will be the victor.
GON YIN TAMPAI
JUST try monk. You and birperson are going down.
SEE YAH IN HELL.
he didn't even invent showdowns yards idiot YOU DID when you inadvertently challenged him in the past cause of your little time paradox the universe STILL temporarily wigs out at the mention of one you little troll
Jack-bot PLS I got this
Water against the dragon of water ? You're not smart Jack Spicer !
>Kimiko has the tangled Web comb used against her by Jack-bot. kimiko's speed has decreased.
DAN IT JACK-BOT yards posted before I could meh I'm going home to play with my monkey staff
>Using Fist of Tebigong in a ball punching challenge
Don't be that kind of asshole.
>*heavy Chinese accent*
What the fuck region is Omi's accent supposed to be anyway?
Probably just generic ching-chong bullshit. The equivalent of an American character randomly sounding like a cowboy. .... Oh, right.
AND THIRD ARM SASH
I was gunna snipe balls from long range
.... NO WAIT!
Nice job fucking your shit up, faggot
Mantine use Hydro Pump!
Lies. I have more points on my head.
>First person to declare a challenge gets to choose his Wu
>Second person chooses his Wu
>First person chooses the competition
Isn't this system a little broken? Say the first person uses the Flip Coin, it doesn't matter what the second person chooses, if the first person makes the competition about who can do the sickest flip, he's going to win.
> You will never be an evil boy genius building an army of robot evil cheerleader while a ghost MILF disapprove.
Why live ?
Except if you choose a Wu to break the first person legs.
>Not using the third arm sash to perform flips beyond the abilities of a quadruped.
>Not manipulating the mass of the two ton tunic with adequate momentum to achieve dank flips.
>Not using the tangle web comb to Spider-Man your flips out.
>And so on.
Nice creativity you've got there.
the Manchu Mayo jar not only contains a unlimited amount of said mayo, it's also the tastiest mayo known to mankind(warning, never leave the Manchu Mayo anywhere near the Heart of Jong, a Thousand Years of Darkness will otherwise result)
Anyone up for quick 1vs1 xiaolin showdown? First person who replies to this goes up against me and decides the game. I have the third arm sash
Lotus Twister here. You ready to go treetop jumping in the California Redwoods, anon?
Wait. So where exactly did the showdowns come from?
What's to stop two friends who got ahold of three wu to not constantly challenge each other to a contest of fucking the most sluts in a dimension full of sluts?
I start to climb and use my third arm sash to expand my dong. You pause in surprise and I get a 15 second head start
I stretch out and snap a redwood back into your path. You fall down and need to spend 25 seconds climbing back to the tops