>go see kids' movie >get this trailer every single

I want to fuck it.

>>77651379
Buy a dog then fuck it

Wanting something gets you nowhere, doing something gets you everywhere

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>Saw The Peanuts today
>mfw Norm of the North trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A_F5oYJGI

This looks like one of those Brazilian rip-offs, how the hell does it even exist.

>>77651368
what is this?
I haven't seen any kids movies in a while

>>77651368
Do you have children?

The most awkward thing about taking my gf to peanuts movie was the damn trailers.

they all sucked so much, except zootopia kinda

>>77651453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ4WBlveGfw

JUMP!

>>77651448
>me and bro convince group to go see goosebumps around halloweentime

>this trailer comes up and we start seriously reconsidering our decision about the content of the film
glad that goosebumps was okay

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>>77651448
Good fucking God why?

>>77651368
>everyone loses their shit at the metal part

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>>77651448
>dat fucking horrible alpha and omega tier CGI
and you can still hear people around here saying "anon how can you say CGI is bad, you are just a fucking oldfag who can't enjoy new things" . jebus christ!

>>77651448
>Global Warming's melting the North Pole
>Better build condos up there or something.

Dumbest villain scheme.

>>77651448
God is dead

>>77651448
What is lip sync?

>>77651448
ROB SCHNEIDER IS

>>77652563
>record scratch
...A POLAR BEAR?

>>77651448
I still say the Maya the Bee trailer is worse.

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>>77652531
people really like that comic around here, I heard it mentioned a lot

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>>77651448
When that trailer came on I just sat dumbfounded that what I was watching was really on a movie screen in 2015. This is serious bottom-of-the-barrel shit.

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>>77651368
>go see kids' movie
>not took my kids to see a kid's movie

Y-YEAH US ADULTS DONT WATCH THOSE KIDDY MOVIES ALONE RIGHT!

>>77652685
It would be extremely shameful

>>77652685
If I didn't have a gf I would never be able to see any kids movie by myself, but that's because of the whole no singles policy

>>77652736

Fuck off, /tv/.

>>77652644
That comic is fucking awful.

>>77652735
youre a big adult

>>77651448
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A_F5oYJGI
Is it just me, or does it sound like that business exec literally recorded his lines over the phone?

Is this gonna be the next minions?

>>77651448
Wow, this is pure shit. This like, Straight to Netflix-tier.

>>77652736
That doesn't exist. That has never existed, they can't people away because they're alone.

>Going to see kid's movies

It's objectively true that adults who watch kiddie flicks in theatres are infantile retards. I bet a hundred times more of you fuckers saw Ant Man or fucking Minions in theatres than an actually good film for adults like The Assassin, Blackhat or Slow West.

And before you say it, Inside Out was a 7/10 at best that was clearly constructed for children that dealt with simple themes in an easy way, you know for kids.

There's no excuse for a self respecting adult to see these films in theatres apart from to entertain a child, none. You are contributing to the intellectual destruction of the rest and are partly the reason for our collapsing birthrates and replacement by shitskins from Syria. Fuck you.

>>77652957
Stay muhhamad.

>>77652595
HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT

BEING A BEAR

IS QUITE A SCARE

>>77652685
i actually go alone to the movies a lot because most of the people i know are poorfags that only go for the avengers a harry potter kinda franchises.

>>77652957
>going to movies at all

>>77651448
No! I don't like it!

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>>77651514
>That fucking boom bang song

>>77652957
lol, movies in general are for retarded faggots, you're no better than op

>>77654241


How's middle school going?

>>77651368
I swear this movie looks so dull. Why are they even bothering to promote it?

>>77651448

Someone got all that sweet Lionsgate money and made a movie in source movie maker.

>>77651448
>Fuck you! It's January: the movie

>>77651448
I saw peanuts too anon
Shit was fucking good

>>77652763
For you

>>77651448
It might just be being reminded of foodfight, but rob schneider sounds like he's trying to do a charlie sheen impresson

>>77654781
same reason someone thought "planes" was a good idea

>>77651368
I don't know how to feel about it.
Some parts look cute, I suppose
rest looks boring.

>>77653115
COMMING THIS SUMMER WINTER CHRISTMAS SEMI-THANKSGIVING 4TH OF JULY DAY OF THE DEAD BUT ONLY IN 1ST WORLD COUNTRIES MOTHER'S FATHER'S SEXUALLY IDENTIFIED AS ATTACK HELICOPTER'S DAY OKTOBERFEST FEBRUARY 20 50% LESS LACTOSE CRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DAY HOLIDAYS

Rated F for FUCK

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>>77651448
Wow, this looks like shit. The animation looks horrendous and the city background; oh god that background. The only salvageable part of this trailer is pic related, I thought it was a decent joke.

>>77654975
At this point we might see the death of CGi. Thank. Fucking. God

>>77653499

The System of a Down song?

>>77651448
I honestly thought they stopped making these shitty CGI animal anti-capitalist movies by now.

>>77655781
I wonder what it would take for people to declare a Ghetto Age for CGI animation.

>toy story
>but with dogs
I don't even remember the trailers for Toy Story 1.

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>>77656002
Not much really. What killed 2d was the over saturation of bad/ underrated films, around the time this was happening, Pixar and Dreamworks came out with super hit films. Shit I remember pleople treating Finding Nemo like Lawrence of Arabia, Schrek the Orgre part Deux in 2005 played at my local theater for 6 months. But now...dreamworks is losing Scheckels, and people are wondering wether Pixar has the talent anymore: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Out_(2015_film). If someone came out with a groundbreaking 2D film like Toy Story in 1995, the same thing could happen. I really hope the Dino film goes to shit. Long live 2D master race.

anyone else have a crush on jenny slater (voice of fru fru dog in ops pic)? also dat SOAD song sold this movie for me.

>>77655911
what?
no the annoyingly up beat song that plays for 90% of the trailer.
It is so overused in trailers and commercials.
Its a hallmark of unoriginality.
Along with Lust for Life by Iggy Pop and Sweet Home Alabama for things that have nothing to do with Alabama

>>77656513

>Sweet home Alabama

It was used perfectly in Despicle Me

>>77651448
>Life can be a bear

The fuck does that even mean? Life is a difficult task you need to bare with? Life is like a big bear and it's intimidating? That line was fucking unbearable.

>>77656513
>Hating on Basement Jaxx
>Thinking they're a new pop band
Anon, you have to be 18 to post here.

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>>77651368

>dog movie
>"Bad to the Bone" starts playing

>>77656878
Saying something is 'a bear' is a swear replacement for 'a bitch', like crud for crap and such. It's a pretty common turn of phrase.

>>77651368
It looked fun to me. Is that why you guys hate it?

>>77651448
Foodfight 2?

>>77651448
wait so can the humans understand him or not?

>>77651368
I want to FUCK that dog

>>77652801
All of the sound in that youtube video is poorly compressed and artifacted.

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>>77651448

>>77652957
>Blackhat
You know how I know you're a fa/tv/irgin? Go back to your containment board. I bet you liked Pompeii last year. Come back when you get some actual taste. Slow West was good though.

>>77652957
Why are you even watching movies? You could be reading books! Fuck you!

>>77651448
>Life can be a real bear
Seriously?
Not,
>Life can be a real load to bear
Just,
>Life can be a real bear
Okay.

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>>77652365
That's a rather flimsy way of thinking Anon.

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>>77651448
>dem people designs
It was What's Up -tier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuv9WiQLv6g

>>77652957
>people like different things than I do
Who gives a shite? Also, your taste sucks. The Grand Budapest Hotel, Ida and Leviathan are the best films out, today

>>77651420
Catherine the Great, please, Go.

>>77652957
>comes to comics and cartoons board
>complains about adults watching cartoons

Girl, why did you even come here?

>>77652562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=162rSgMysDY

>>77651448
This looks like it was made in the early 00's

>>77652685
Meh, I just take my little bros and siblings to see any movie I want to watch. It's a bitch paying it though, got like 6 siblings, but it makes my parents happy everytime I take them because they can finally get some alone time.

>>77651448
Man, I went to see The Peanuts Movie and that trailer along with Angry Birds and Chipmunks completely killed my enthusiasm. It's a good thing Peanuts was great. If it wasn't I would've been really fucking pissed.

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>>77652957
>It's objectively true that adults who watch kiddie flicks in theatres are infantile retard

Wait, how did you watch Inside Out to even get that 7/10 of if that's your line of thinking?

>>77656002
You'd better start believing in the Ghetto Age of CGI.
YOU'RE LIVING IN IT

>>77660860
Angry Birds wasn't all that bad though. It actually looked alright, all things considered. I'm pretty sure if the franchise never existed beforehand I'd be looking forward to it more.

>>77654781
It's like they just saw YouTube videos of pets doing strange things and thought "let's make a movie out of this!" Except it's not funny when you just animated some cartoons to do it and not real animals.

It's weird that Louis CK is in this because it really doesn't seem like something he'd do, though it does sound like he just half-assedly improvised some lines.

"Yeah uh I've got big plans, uh, yeah. Some, like, big plans for uh ... For today"

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>>77651368
>>go see kids' movie

I used to be patiently waiting for the day that 2D would make a resurgence.

Now I'm just waiting for the day when animated films in general stop wasting their budget on celebrity names for the poster and just cast people who fit the roles.

I think this is even less likely though.

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>>77660905
I'm ready for the CGI bubble to burst.
2D will make a comeback, at some scale, when it finally does.

>>77651514
>the pets rocking the fuck out at the end
cringe

>>77651514
Anyone else think that the dachshund's tail was going to get caught in the mixer?

I kinda wish that's what happened.

>>77652429
Yep, pretty much.

Very few people live north of the arctic circle for a reason.

>>77652685
Fuck you, I watched the first Pokemon movie in the cinema, alone.
Not a single fuck given.

>>77655940
It's hilarious because capitalism is the only possible motivation behind making such an awful-looking movie.

>>77662744
Well, the evils of capitalism are always shown in such a ridiculous way that it doesn't actually threaten anyone.

Like in Tiny Toons when that guy whose machine carved up a whole tree for every elevator button it made. Or in Captain planet where the someone pollutes just because. Or, you know, some dude building a city in the arctic because it will somehow make him rich because, uh...

>>77651514

Seems like something that would be nice for a 30 minute short, but not for a feature length film.

Will pirate.

>>77652957
>Blackhat
>good

seems like you hooked quite a bit of people there. Nice job.

>>77657388
Therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre it is
Was looking through every reply to OP for this

>>77657081
I have never heard anyone ever use that.

>>77662930
it was also the first reply to the thread.

this movie looks ok (first time seeing the trailer), might see it if it gets good reviews

>>77651448

>hamsters in the arctica

since when?

>>77662148
Did it feel weird when all the kids started crying over Ash?

>>77663432
It wasn't opening so there wasn't that many people there.

Also, it's been, what 15-20 years? Fuck if I remember if kids cried.

>>77657081
>>77656878
>foreign people
It just means it's difficult to contend with, it's rough. Have you people really never heard this? I know it's an American thing, but I figured everyone on this board watched enough American-made programming.

>>77652365
>whines about CGI being bad because of one example of shit
>posts an example of bad 2d animation
Don't worry, you're not an oldfag, you're just an idiot.

>>77663537
I'm American and I've never heard anybody say that in my life.

>>77656878
Think of it as luggage:

You're going on holiday, carrying with you huge amounts of luggage at the airport. You'd rather not be hauling all this shit because it's fucking exhausting, but you have to. It's a fact of life that you have to tolerate, or "bear".

Now extrapolate this "luggage" to mean "life in general". It's a fucking bear.

>>77663537
American. Never heard it before.

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>>77663938
>>77663537
>>77657081

Ahem: >>77656878
>That line was fucking unbearable

You all missed the pun.

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>>77651448

>''they don't call this place a concrete jungle for nothing!''

>this was their selling line

>>77660950
>2D will make a comeback, at some scale, when it finally does.
hopefully with hand-painted cels

>>77664895
Hell, let's go back to using zoetropes!

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>>77651448
>go see peanuts
>Scrat short before the movie
>Immediately, Blue Sky logo with Scrat

I was convinced that an Ice Age movie was released without any advertising and I walked into it by mistake

>>77651368
Be grateful for what you get. In the UK (NI at least) you get 15 minutes of ads and maybe one trailer if you're lucky.

>>77652957
I bet you thought Her was good too, faggot.

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>>77651448
FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77651514
>Twats will go to see this shit literally because it's done by the same cunts who made minions
Just fuck my shit up

>>77651448
Who's the guy that they use to the voice over? It's in every damn trailer for every damn movie like this.

>>77654923
Oh geezus, it really does sound like him.

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>>77652957
Someone doesn't enjoy having fun.

>>77665800
But Her was good

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>>77651448
>Two weeks later Kung-Fu Panda 3
>mfw
like poetry

>>77651514
>Louis C**k

>>77651514

What's the plot?

>>77656076

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KPTXpQehio

>>77663418

They're lemmings you Baka Gaijin

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>>77666781
>spoilers in the trailer
Fucking HELL I was going to take make gf to see this next week.

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>>77664895
The mermaid and pic related actually are pencil tests for hand painted cels...for a fucking videogame.

>>77669992
Gamers are in love with outdated technology. See: pixel art and chiptunes in every indie game released in the last 5 years.

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>>77651448
I BLAME YOU FOR MAKING ME WATCH THAT TRAILER

FUCK THIS LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SHITTTT

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>>77664551
Oh no. We all got it. Nobody missed anything.

>>77651448
Wow, that made me want to kill myself.

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>all CG movies look the same now
>we'll never get something like rango again