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RWBY/RT General #585 - IT'S A SLEDGEHAMMER edition

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Previous thread here! >>77578736

Rules of RWBY/RT threads
>1. Please read the pastebin.
>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>3. Don't believe their lies.

>RWBY:
Latest episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-season-3-chapter-3
Preview of Japanese Dub: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa2gLOb_E_w [Embed] [Embed]
RWBY Manga (English): http://www13.zippyshare.com/v/kPLepyFe/file.html

>Red vs Blue:
Will return next year with an anthology season.
Behind the Scenes Mocap: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/red-vs-blue-season-13-behind-the-scenes-mocap

>RTAA:
Latest Episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-animated-adventures-2015-forgetful-thanks-black-hallway

>The Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/WfPX5kv5
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Xray and Vav > RWBY
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first for best cat girl
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>>77585745
first for best robot friend
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>>77585777
trips confirm Orf > Penny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Ey9RSO1d4
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>>77584558
The next member specializes in supporting cover fire and assasination. Obviously the weapon of choice is.... a portable railgun in the shape of sniper rifle. The projectile can be changed for effects, e.p. stun, explosion, finisher. The two bars of the rail gun can be removed and used as long knives, where the rest of the gun is now in a assault rifle mode. Semblance is to be able to project his own vision and hearing further and in other spaces, sort of like a limited form of omniscience.

Main goal is to snipe down hunters when they are fleshed out by the scout and his spawn, or to provide cover fire for squad to advance.
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>>77585812
>AMV
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Which one /rwbyg/?
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>>77585812
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>>77585841
Hey they're not all bad, this one's actually pretty damn good.
https://youtu.be/xmduDakNa-o
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>>77585872
>Can't write for shit and is this autistic
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>>77585872
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>>77585584
lord jesus dat ass!
brb, going to beacon
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>>77585872
GC stop this.
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>>77585872
>Memetown Funk
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>>77585872
RWBY as a show doesn't have good enough animation for that.
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>>77585872
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Ooo I touched some nerves there. Chill down ladies.
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>>77585872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg7dAsMXXrE
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>>77585962
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>>77585962
If something is shit, it's gonna get called shit, Especially around here.
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>>77585962
I'm kinda worried about you if you really like RWBY AMVs

You should watch some different ones

preferably of higher quality
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>>77586047
I've watched plenty of them, you dont' have to worry about that. I'm just saying of the few that have been released for RWBY, that's probably the best of the shitpile. Not a ringing endorsement, but the video syncs up with the music is all i'm saying.

>>77586021
Don't have a problem with that. Call it shit, I don't mind either way.
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>>77586077
That explains why you're still writing.
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>>77585844
any but white dress
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>tfw you find out you have the same OC team name as someone else
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>>77586128
>Any but the white dress.
This shit taste.
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>>77586077
That's like showing someone your sculpted shit
pretty but still shit
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I don't really get why people complain about not everyone having or using their semblance/aura. Isn't it kinda like the force? You see Jedi use it all the time, but some people just can't or don't take the time to learn how to use it.
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>>77586128
>kara will never open bottles for you while talking like weiss
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Okay. I need to stop delaying the inevitable. Have this before I go. Sorry about the drop in quality.
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has anyone made a whole gif of this entire scene
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>>77586235
>Hunters are supposed to be aura adeps
>The setting is in a hunter academy
>Put two and two together
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>>77586260
how would that even work
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>>77586298
Dust.
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>>77586269
How can one character be so based?
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>>77586128
>Any BUT kara
may Oum have mercy on your soul.

Because I will show none.
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>>77586278
But the only one who didn't know what aura was is Jaune, and he was just some kid that got into Beacon without knowing anything. I'm talking about how people were complaining about how random people don't activate their aura or have their own power anyway.
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>>77585872
>Based Hatman dancing
>Best Teacher dancing
Made it all worth it
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>>77586298
>>77586309
DUST POWER SON
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>>77586235
Mostly because as far as we've been told, the only obstacle for aura use is having it activated by someone. They probably shouldn't be able to use their semblance right away, but they'll still have the passive force field and healing. Yet for some reason this is apparently kept a secret from normal people in Remnant.

It'd make more sense if having an active Aura was a "Burning the candle at both ends" kind of deal, that over the years would exhaust their soul and essentially half their life expectancy. Then it would make sense for the only people who use Aura to be the Hunters
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>>77586298
They can already do that with mice in real life, or they're working on it. Two women could make a baby girl, all you need is two X chromosomes, so just extract the DNA from one egg and transplant it into another. Making a male heir would be impossible though without using a sperm donor or something. Kuma's explanation was to cut the leg of one of the X's to make it a Y.
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>>77586336
Maybe hunters are the only ones with a powerful enough aura for it to be used as a semblance.
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>>77586298
AU Shipping Power!!!
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>>77586400
Source, or you're a lying whore.
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>>77586400
We're not mice, we're monkeys.
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>>77586426
http://time.com/3748019/same-sex-couples-biological-children/
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>>77586426
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaguya_(mouse)

>http://news.sciencemag.org/2004/04/mouse-two-mothers
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>>77586400
>cut the leg of one of the X's to make it a Y
HAHAHAHAHA
holy fuck thats fuckin funny
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>>77586443
Principle's the same, lad. It's within the realm of possibility.
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>>77585921
Irisviel is pretty.

RIP.
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>>77586298
Do you mean the White Rose? Or the Rube edit? Because they have vastly different answers.
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>>77586495
Some realms were never meant to be entered.
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>>77586572
Well whether you could or whether you should are two different questions. I won't debate on the latter, I'm just saying that it can happen, since anon asked how it would work.
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>>77586600
I just looked at the odds of it happening and it's a really far stretch.
But complicated as it is, there is a slim chance the offspring grows into full term
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>>77586562
Stop delaying and get your computer so I can talk to you tomorrow, I have to sleep soon today.
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>>77586320
shit, white dress is Kara? id prefer her to red dress.
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>>77585829
I still hold to the idea that Penny was designed for a similar purpose.

But the idea of hunter-killers generally would work with the whole Atlas/Vale political intrigue that we're told exists.
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Help me. I'm drunk enough to where the animation in RWBY looks good.

About 10 minutes away from being Qrow levers of drunk. yayyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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>>77585829
Member number three is a saboteur with the semblance to weaken aura and increase aura expenditure in the target. His weapon is a gun that disrupts the pattern of atoms, That creates the effect of weakening atomic bonds (making a force field weak, a bullet impacting metal like a marshmallow). The gun can transform into a disabing net gun that whos net has a stasis effect on whoever it lands on.
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>>77586873
greentext something
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>>77586810
Lindsay got way too comfortable in the relationship.

she and Kerry should have been on buff buddies
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scene when?
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Hey guys, just dropping by to ask the AMBR anon about his OCs.
Since they are Faunus, what features of the animal do they represent?
I know you listed some but not all.
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Post some leg breaking
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>>77586925
In four minutes. When I finally achieve Qrow levels..

WHO WANTS DRUNK QRWO PERSPECTIVE ON THE MATCHES?!
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>>77586946
>Ruby's leg going through Yang
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>>77586951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akqzWMj-NpU

Ruby combo - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEVdqwGmTDg
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>>77586959
do it
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>>77586959
Dude, go for it.
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>>77586959
pic related when you're done
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>>77586946
probably next episode
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>>77586944
She looks like, and shares the name and personality of a friend I had a crush on in high school.

Fuck.
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>>77586951
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>>77586959
namefag yourself as "qrow"
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>>77586979
>>77586983
>>77586996

Fines. Lets go fot is. Name a fight ans i'll dig it.

Two more shots aught to do it.
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>>77587015
>JPL
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>>77587024
jnpr v ndgo
props if qrow calls bs
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>>77586950
Heya Thatch.

A just has smallish antlers

M isn't a faunus

B has cow ears and big breasts

R has the stereotypical teddy bear ears

I've heard this "features" thing going around here a lot. Do faunus have more to them than just animal bits on their head?
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>>77587028
Lie Ren
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>>77587015
>Even the third ones
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>>77587024
RWBY vs ABRN
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>>77586946
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>>77587042
Faunus supposedly have one animal part each.
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>>77587050
Don't look, I fucked up more than that part
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>>77587045
What color is JNPL?
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>>77587042
>M isn't a faunus
Unless you can find some feature of spiders that wouldn't make him look crazy gross or something.
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>>77587040
Ideally.. a fight that already happened... No offense.

so it'sll be the RWBY v. ABRN fight..

But I will letz the anon who just deleted his post go first.
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>>77587080
The only thing I could think of is being hairy.
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>>77586320
>Kara will never roll her hips for you
I'm real damn sad.
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>>77587045
I guess they thought his name was Len.
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>>77587080
Sideways wisdom teeth.
Otherwise maybe an extra finger on each hand or something?
Doesn't have to be as drastic as full-blown extra limbs.
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>>77587080
Extra eyes or spider fangs that stick out of his mouth
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>>77587080
Maybe instead of extra eyes he has double iris/pupils, like this:
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>>77587195
>tfw 2011/2000 word count

fucking kill me
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>>77587211
I know that feel, brother.
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>tfw no Rachnee faunus in RWBY ;_;
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>>77586996
third times a charm
>A good long year has passed since you married Winter
>You lounge in one of the many entertainment rooms
>A quaint ticking of an antique clock filled the atmosphere
>Wearing a nice pair of slacks and SDC Tee
>Just enough to comfortably contemplate life
>Where would you be if Winter hadn't picked you up?
>Somewhere better?
>Somewhere happier?
>Who cares?
>You busy yourself with whatever's around
>Huntress Magazine lies on the extravagant coffee table
>How'd her sister get in there again?
>You decide to just, flip through a bit...
>The door flings open
>Oh shit
>Swap the magazine for a book on Grimm
>You turn at neck break speed
>It's only Winter
>"Oh! Hey honey, how was your day?"
>Winter strolls into the room behind you
>"Swell, and yours?"
>Your wife lounges next to you on the comfy sofa
>"Relaxing."
>She rests her head on your shoulder and slithers her arms around your waist
>The warmth of her body is shared with yours
>The methodic tick of the clock fills the air once more
>"How've your studies been going?"
>"Just fine."
>You flip through the oh-so interesting book
>"Hmmm, don't you think you deserve a reward for working so hard?"
>Her hands slip to the bands of your slacks
>They move all the way around
>Shimmying lower and lower
>Aw hell yeah
>Winter stops
>"You haven't given up on trying for a kid, have you?"
>That's right
>The two of you've been trying for a child, but nothing's happened over the year
>Neither of you are infertile
>Things just haven't been working, sadly
>"Of course I haven't, Winter."
>Smiling back at her
>"So shall we?"
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>>77587132
>kara will never crack your neck for you
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>>77587247
>You awake from another long session of love with Winter
>Night has fallen
>The clock only just chimed three in the morning
>You look down to find that Winter's wide awake
>And that her eyes are longingly staring into yours
>The moonlight through the glass balcony doors reveals her figure
>Slick curves make up your wife's body beneath the covers
>Mother Nature had been nice to her
>"So.. still think this is all a dream?"
>Winter chuckles and scoots closer to you
>She warmly smooches you on the lips
>You actually thought that back then
>Thinking every minute with Winter was a dream or a trick
>"Just a little bit."
>Playing around with her
>You pull her closer and smother her back with passionate kisses
>"Well I can't have you thinking that this is all still some kind of trick."
>Winter shifts her body and mounts you from underneath the covers
>Her nightgown is just barely visible from the darkness
>She fluffs her hair and a waterfall of silky white hair tickles your thighs
>Her fingers run through the elastics of your undergarment
>A crash echoes in the mansion just then
>"What the hell was that?"
>Footsteps clutter the atmosphere
>You faintly hear a set of words you never thought you'd hear
>"Take the Schnee AND her husband."
>This is one of those days you've waited for
>Winter leaps off of you and opens her drawer
>You do the same and draw a handgun out yours
>One in the chamber
>You're completely silent
>Waiting for them to kick in the door
>"If they got this far, it means security's been taken out."
>Winter continues to scramble through her drawer
>Her saber can't possibly be in there, what's she looking for?
>Your eyes return to be fixated on the only entry
>And possible exit
>She pulls out a refulgent vial-like tube
>"Never thought I'd have to use this-"
>Winter sinks the mysterious object into her neck
>She winces sharply
>What the hell?
>You turn and see an empty plastic syringe in her limp hand
>Winter's crumpled body lay beside the bed
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>>77587247
Jesus man type that shit out into word or something first.
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>>77587266
>"Winter?!"
>Oh God no
>She starts convulsing on the floor
>You check her pulse
>There's nothing
>Oh God why
>Why would Winter just leave you like this?!
>What are they going to do with your bodies afterwards?
>Winter never told you what happened to the family friends AFTER they get whacked by WF members
>She'd want you to stay strong though
>You steel your nerves and make a break for the closet
>Leaving Winter's body behind felt easier than you thought
>The door is blasted into splinters and orbs bob into the bedroom
>It's time to make some fucking grass grow
>One of them yells something incomprehensible
>Blinding flashes of light emanate from the room's windows as aura is expended
>Guns go off in a blaze
>You can't see what's happening
>Ears ringing like a school bell
>tfw EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Your eyes adjust to the darkness once more
>You come to your senses just in time
>"Fucking bitch!"
>Two figures are struggling in the middle of the room
>A flowing mass moved to and fro, eventually toppling over
>The trembling blade of a knife flickers between the masses
>It has to be Winter!
>You get out of cover to help your wife
>Luckily, it's Winter winning
>Her struggling sends chills up your spine
>"Do you have any idea how long I've waited for a night like this?"
>She leans more on the knife between the her and the assailant
>"I will NOT let any of you touch MY. MAN."
>You aim your handgun at his head
>Gotta do something to help, right?
>"F-Fucking shoot her man!"
>Her neck snaps to you
>"Don't. Interrupt."
>A-alright sweetie
>Winter breaks the knife free and jabs it into the intruders skull
>She doesn't stop for a while
>A long while
>You stare
>Frozen
>Taking it all in
>This is your wife doing this shit
>Nothing was left but a soupy red mess caked with slits and cuts
>Going to have a hard time ID'ing who the person was
>In fact, all six bodies
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>>77587281
>White Fang sympathizers, all of them
>Humans who've betrayed their race
>Winter remarks under her breath
>"As expected..."
>It's hard to judge if the others fared better from the kill you just saw
>One had his spine caved in with foam frothing from his mouth
>Another poor bastard had her legs inverted like a goats and arms twisted in opposite directions
>Amazingly, one of them was missing a whole chunk from their gut, just a perfectly shaped crater
>The other mangled bodies... you couldn't stomach to look at
>Their stench wasn't helping either
>An unholy stench was already filling the room
>"Anon, you okay?"
>Winter's voice blooms in your ears
>You think you hear footsteps moving towards you
>"Anon? Please!"
>You snap out of your trance
>Your wife's soft hands are cupping your cheeks
>Her lips are quivering
>Was she going to cry?
>Please cry, it'd give you the excuse to start too
>"I'm fine, don't worry about me."
>Her eyes suddenly go wide and she whips away from your face
>She whips away from your face
>"I can feel ten more in the house."
>Feel?
>"Are you... okay?"
>"Yeah-yeah feeling great."
>Winter brushes away from you
>doubt.jpg
>"You were dead just a few minutes ago, and then you got up and killed these guys, somethi-."
>"It doesn't matter, we... you... are okay, that's what matters most right now."
>Awwww
>"In that case, stay in the bedroom until I tell you so."
>Winter makes way for the doorway
>Fuck that noise
>"You're unarmed and you want to go out?"
>"I'll be back before you know it."
>She zips into the dark hallway
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>>77586893
The fourth member is the squad leader. Weapon is a gauntlet that allows the wearer to fashion weapons in many different forms that are made out of pure energy that is extracted from his aura. Semblance is an ability to revive allies that are down or knocked out at the cost of his own aura

I kind of imagined that the team who's names will need help with are equipped with powersuits. Powersuits similar to those that Spartan IVs use, but less bulky. With the main purpose is to have a batterypack on the back that serves a mobile battery for storing aura generated and lost normally when not in use.

So i might need help with coming up with the names as I am shit at these things.
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>>77587304
>You chase after who you believe is Winter
>A few figures dash to an open door at the end of the hall
>You mag dump in the general direction and see a few bright flashes
>Two bodies are lumped on the ground
>tfw EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE again
>Another figure pops from one of the doorways
>The sillohute gives you a thumbs up
>Winter?
>It twistedly stomps the two bodies into chunks
>Bits of bone and teeth fly to your feet
>Your hearing slowly creeps back
>Sloshes and gushes are what accompany the gore
>It's a trauma-inducing musical
>The thing abruptly stops
>An outline of your wife's bang sways side to side
>A pair of stunning ice blue eyes were getting larger and brighter
>She was getting closer to you
>"Hey-hey Winter, it's me."
>Dismembered limbs squish and crack under her feet
>What's she going to do to you?
>You retreat back into the bedroom
>What had she done to herself?
>"I still want to play with you, Anon."
>She sounded like an apparition
>Low, monotonous and lifeless
>Even the way she moved was frictionless
>"Stay back Winter, you're not sane."
>"Oh? But I am~."
>You back up further into the bedroom
>You stumble over a corpse and splash in the puply blood
>"Just come here so I can take good care of you."
>Winter's eye tingled brightly from the moonlight
>Your wife effortlessly crushes the crumpled bodies on the floor
>You quickly crawl backwards until you hit the wall
>She gropes the air in front of her
>"Anooooon..."
>Is this how you die?
>Torn apart by your own lover?
>"FINALLY! I got you!"
>She giggles like a school girl
>Oh no
>She's enjoying this
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>>77587316
>"Winter, if you're still there, ju-just know that I love you!"
>You stick your palm out and cowardly cover your eyes
>"Well of course, I love you too."
>Her voice broke into the one you knew
>Winter gently caresses your hand and uncovers your face
>You see a familiar pair of sharp yet serene eyes
>"Now come with me, quickly."
>Compared to how she was a few minutes ago, it was lightening the mood
>But where was she taking you?
>She guides you down a room at the end of the hall
>It's the other, less nightmarish lounge
>How many lounges were in the house again?
>Your wife props the knob with a chair
>"We only have five minutes until the other security force gets here."
>Why is she saying that like it's a bad thing?
>"Winter why wo-"
>She grabs your crotch
>"Wanna see Heaven before they arrive?
>The blood on her hand stains your drawers
>You look at your wifes blood splattered face
>Her pupil dilated to the max
>Darting from your eye to the other
>Breasts drenched in blood and sweat
>Nipples erecting through her favorite nightgown
>She heaves and pants, stroking your bulge
>You drop your boxers and whatever clothing you have to the ground in a flash
>Winter flings her nightgown into the air and rolls her soaking panties to her ankle
>She slams you onto the sofa playfully
>"Winter! I'm on top!"
>"Nah-ah I'm still on top tonight."
>Winter handles your cock inside of her greedy self
>Can you really be upset?
>She rides you like never before
>Something about it so primal as she grinds you into dust
>So invigorating
>So lively
>She wraps her arms around you and even more furiously pounds herself on your rod
>Your wife is only inches away from your face
>The bang floats waves as she moves herself up and down
>"I couldn't give two shits if they break the door down on us."
>Her raw emotions spew out
>She looked so happy, more than ever
>You cum in her without even knowing
>First time you busted a nut in less than four minutes
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>>77587325
>Bright morning rays shone through the elaborate dining hall windows
>It warmly embraced your body
>Turns out, the White Fang had been planning the attack for a long time
>You read the other details that the press made on your scroll
>Something something Schnee's, something something Faunus
>Nothing new, been there done that
>But what happened that night was life changing
>"This is some good coffee."
>Winter interrupts your reading
>"Thank you, I made it special for us today."
>"Really? For what?"
>"Eh, just felt like today'd be a special day."
>Silverware clangs together as the two of you enjoy breakfast
>"We should do that again; what happened a few weeks ago."
>Winter's fork stops half way to her mouth
>"The sex... Ooor the killing?"
>"The sex."
>"Aaaah...haha, yeah, the other one was pretty messed up..."
>"Yeaaah, what was that all about anyways? The thing in the syringe?"
>Winter laughingly stammers out before she forks her food in her mouth
>"If I told you, I would have to kill you."
>Her expression turns awry for a moment
>She sets her utensil on her plate
>"Well, I have something to say too."
>"Mmmhmmmm?"
>You put your set down and pay close attention to her
>Your wife looks incredibly distraught
>She won't stop staring at her plate
>Oh crap
>"What's wrong? Did I mess up the bacon?"
>She hesitates to say something
>"We did it."
>"D-Did what?"
>She sniffles a bit
>"I'm pregnant, you simpleton."
>Her voice cracks and warmly smiles at you
>Tears trickle from her eye
>You catch her contagious smile
>"I'm going to be a father?"
>"That's right."
>You scoff in disbelief
>"D'aaww, come here Winter."
>You stand from your chair as she does
>Hugging your beautiful, life bearing wife
>"I'm so happy, Anon..."
>"I know, I am too."
>Aww fuck, now you're starting to cry
>"From here on out, we have to give everything our all, for our baby."
>You squeeze Winter tighter
>"Yeah, for our baby."
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>>77587313
What's the team name?
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>>77587205
>>77587171
Oh shit, those are kinda cool. If it's possible to show, Thatch, could M have double iris/pupils?
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>>77587042
>B has cow ears and big breasts
Go on...
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>>77587313
I've always had a thing against "this weapon can change its form to any weapon", but pretty cool team. I don't really see the need in a team used to capture hunters though, unless they were used in the war or something.
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Google doesn't lie.
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>>77587361
Only two or do you want more?
>>77587363
She's supposed to be underdeveloped for a cow faunus.
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>>77587417
That fucking blake woody image
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>>77587350

I was thinking as to how these guys are shadow operatives and not on the books. So the team name would be something supernatural. maybe an acronym version of phantom "FNTM" or Aether "ETHR"
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>>77587386
presumably they also hunt down guys like roman and cinder, criminals with aura.
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>>77587386
you know I actually imagined the gauntlet actually only formed energy lances that can be used in melee or thrown like zeus' lightning bolts
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>>77587431
Perfection.
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>>77587469
Jesus fucking moses and his amazing technicolor dreamcoat.
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>>77587262
I need help. Send help.
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>>77587483
my sides are in orbit, I can't stop laughing so much that I'm suffocating while typing
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May as an operator when?
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Greatcow, if you're here, do you have a cap of the Pregnant Yang greentext? I need it to keep track of where I am in the story so I can continue writing
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>>77587450
How about NONE
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>>77587421
Hmm three in the same fashion as Ace's image please.
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>>77587537
Not him but I've got the cap
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>>77587346
Y-Yandere Winter is so based. Thank you, anon
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>>77587469
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>>77587346
Worth the wait, great job
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>>77587539
Are you deriding me or are you being serious, cause NONE sounds like a nice team name for shadow operatives.
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>>77587579
Thanks, but I was talking about one that included the 2 segments added in the last thread
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>>77587450
Here's what I got:

ESPR - Esper

MRAG/MRGE - Mirage

IDLN/IDON - Eidolon

VAPR/VPRE - Vapor

SCTR/CPTR/SPCR - Specter

SHDE/SHAD/SHDD - Shade

NULL/NILL/NLLL/ - Null

VOID/VVOD/VODD - Void

And of course NONE, but it along with a few in here have problems with the color rule.
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>>77587593
Still needs to be reminiscent of a color. NONE sounds like a color-nazi team name
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>>77587595
Whoops never got that one, hopefully Greatcow's still around
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okay.. almost done...

GET RADY FOR RWBY V, ABRN FGHT THOUGHTS
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>>77587604
I like VOID, only because it sounds purple
I've played Destiny too much
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>>77587593
I'm being fucking serious. It's not supposed to be: someone looking through files of ops will see
>OPERATION: GONE TO GROUND
>ASSIGNED TEAM:NONE
IMAGINE THE CONFUSION
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>>77587604
>>77587609
perhaps ESPR, cause of my love for ff6
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>>77587604
>>77587450

Also one more:

WISP/WISS/WSSP/WHSP/WHSR/WIPR/WSPR/WIPR

As either Wisp or Whisper.
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>>77587625
You go walkin'?
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>>77587680
More like STALKIN
Finally, the only good PvP node is back
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>>77587639
kek'd
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OKAY. Story is done... who wants to hear it?

Also.. Fuck I really want good food.

[Also.. the animation and voice acting is still looking/sounding good. I need more alcohol./spoiler]
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Anyone have a link to Lindsay/Barb's five nights at Freddie's immersion?
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>>77587752
M8 just drink whiskey to knock yourself off
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>>77587697
I assume you mean quiver?
>not using blood bound
>not getting immediate reaper

Meanwhile
>be me, haven't played since the eve of year 2, when I properly murderfuxked Atheon for the first time, despite owning the game since before Crota's End
>still fondly remember sick space nukes
>see stormcaller, love look and synergy
>know I'll never give up voidwalking
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>>77587604
Why no GHST.
They do assassinate other hunters behind the shadows right?
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>When you have to upscale some art to not strain your own eyesight
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>>77587643
Insanely conveluted logic behind the spelling and color justification, but here we go:

>Ella Gije
Pronounced Ella Gih, Gije being the spelling and somewhat similar pronounciation of the Turkmen word for night
>Sonny Ette
Pronounced Sunny Et
>Prim Rose
Shortened to Prose, As much or little relation to the show's Rose family as you want.
>Rick Lime
I think you caught on to the theme by now.
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>>77587898
For a covert huntsquad I don't think they should be in a first name basis.
Give them code names or titles.
Just my input.
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>>77587941
Team ANMS
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>>77587612
Sure thing here's the latest that I had. I think that's all of them?
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So what happens this week?

Does Coco get rekt or do we get rekt by a world of remnant (there's nothing good to expound on at this point)
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>>77587965
Thanks, that's everything so far.
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>>77587941
Well sure, but they have to have actual names that fit the color rule.
Codenames could be:
Elegy
Sonnet
Prose
Limerick

And I disagree, after having worked on so many missions together it's totally reasonable for them to be on a first name basis with eachother.
Command won't call them that though of course.
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>>77587964
How would you say that? anims?
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>>77588005
Anonymous
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Was playing through DW Gundam and had RUBY on in the background when it came to the dock fight with Penny. With her weapon she reminded me of Nu Gundam and my pic.
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>>77587639
>I've assigned a team for this mission
>Have you? Who have you decided?
>NONE
>...Is no one suitable?
>No, a team was chosen for the mission
>Well who have you chose?
>NONE
>How is anything suppose to get done with no one assigned to it?!
>The task is in capable hands
>Who?
>NONE
>Ozpin, you are trying my patience
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>>77588005
Animus?
I can make names all night so don't feel pressured into ESPR just because I went and named them.
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>>77588001
>>77588030
This is too much for my old heart, I love poetry. Feel free to come up with moar, I'll be ultimately grateful
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fuck it. Posting. in a moment. A litt;l e more drinking befire I'm brave enough to post it.
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>>77588098
FGGT
CCCK
NGGR
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>>77588098
I will need a team name though, not gonna make names for every letter/theme hybrid.
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>>77588116
BAMF
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>>77588117
Nah i think I'll stay with ESPR

>>77588116
The most interesting thing is that since they are shadow operatives, I did think of NGGR
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>>77588116
STRT
PSSY
CRKR
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>>77587805
Literally only works when people are morons and stay in groups, or Rift

I've never been able to get into Warlock. Or Titans, really. I think I just can't get used to the jumps


For RWBY relation, what Class/Subclass of Destiny would each RWBY play?

>Ruby - Hunter/Gunslinger
>Weiss - Warlock/Stormcaller
>Blake - Hunter/Nightstalker
>Yang - Titan/Sunbreaker
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>>77588116
CHKY
BRKY
SNKY
BEKY
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>>77587346
>>77587588
>>77587581
Capped it
Kudos if you caught the stupidly done Kung Pow reference
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Here's some Pyrrha foot smut for you guys, happy fappings.

Anon struggled his way into his cabin dorm, having had a hard training session with one Pyrrha Nikos. With Jaune 'doing his own thing', Anon had seen Pyrrha training on her own, and did what he thought was right: you offered to train with her.

They called her invincible for a reason. She had gone easy on you, but she had made you sweat like no other. You couldn't help but eye her strong body, and at one point, you managed to grab hold of her boots and, during the struggle, yank them off, revealing pretty, supple feet. Unfortunately, she soon magnetized her boots back onto her feet, but you had a peek, and you couldn't get them out of your head.

She had thanked you for the training, and left, leaving you struggling to get a shower, then going back to your cabin. When you got into your dorm, you saw it was dark, and you moaned, struggling to find a light. You got to your bed, found your bedside light, and flicked it on.

When you flick on the light, you see a pair of succulent soles in front of your face. You were back in surprise, but then realize who the feet belonged to, judging by the arches and length of the soles: Pyrrha.
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>>77588266
She looks over to you and smiles, she's clad in nothing but a bikini, her large breasts and wide hips looking ever so delicious, but it is her feet that captured your attention. Her toes wiggle absentmindedly, her soles creasing ever so slightly, while Anon tries to make out what's going on.

“I, er, Pyrrha, I-”

She smirks at you, “Call it a favor for the training. I thought I'd let you indulge in my feet.”

You decide, to hell with it, and you grab both ankles. You move your face up to Pyrrha's exposed soles, and roll your tongue up, licking up the inline of the soles in an attempt to make her giggle. Giggle, she does, and the cute noises only make your cock expand further and further, your girth stretching against the fabric of your pants. When you get up to Pyrrha's toes, your tongue wraps around each toe one by one, and you wrap your lips around her big toes, sucking them and taking in her taste. Clearly, she had just washed her feet along with her body, as there was only the faint taste of leather.

Your hands move up to her bare soles, and begin to pinch and rub the soft soles of the amazonian beauty. She squirms, her face clinching into a restrained giggle, and your fingers hook to tickle up her soles. You brush your fingers hard against the bottoms of her feet, and soon enough, her head fell back and she burst into a fit of adorable laughter. Her toes wiggled and curled in your lips while under the tickle assault, but she made no effort to push you off, and in case she tried, you began nibbling at her toes, all while your length expanded to full mast.

“Oh, stop it, hehehehe!” Pyrrha giggles, her hands gripped against the bed covers, laughing heartily now. The sense of domination you held over the girl, along with how adorable she was as she struggled against the tickle torture, was oh so arousing, and you feel yourself rip your clothes off, revealing your naked body and cock to Pyrrha, who was too busy laughing to notice.
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>>77588275
She notices when you stopped the tickling, and then put her soft feet against your mast. You groan, such succulent, soft soles resting on the length of your cock, and you lie back. Pyrrha looks down at her feet around your cock, then at your face, then she smirks.

She begins to move her feet up and down, rubbing your cock constantly, her soft soles pressed right between your warm shaft. It felt way too good, and you can't help but moan at the heavenly massages Pyrrha's feet delivered onto your cock. Y put your hands to your head as your cock begins to stiffen further, and Pyrrha helps your pleasure by clasping her toes around your shaft, rubbing harder and harder, clutching tighter and tighter.

“Oh Pyrrha...” you moan, and your cock stiffens even harder, a strange familiar sensation flooding through your body. You feel it begin to collect at the tip of your cock, and Pyrrha then spreads her toes, allowing her soles to deliver the full rubbing onto your length. That didn't help any, and your cock gets tighter and tighter, no matter how hard you try to hold it in, the familiar sensation emerges.
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>>77588248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7zmSavFgwY
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>>77588286
“I'm cumming, I'm cumming, oh God I'm-” suddenly, your shaft fires out threads of white, creamy semen, and Pyrrha turns her feet so the cum gathers on her soles, while her little toes continue to rub your cock. You moan in ecstasy from both the footjob and the sexy sight of semen gathering around Pyrrha's soles and toes, and you can only breathe in and out, shivering with pleasure, as Pyrrha removes her feet from your softening cock.

“That was pretty fun, I have to admit,” Pyrrha admitted with a bashful smile. But then she lifted her feet up, and showed off the cum dripping down her soles, her toes curling and spreading, showing off as much as her cum-covered feet as she could. You nod in agreement, and could barely see Pyrrha licking off the semen from her feet. She smacked her lips, and grinned.

“Your secret sauce is pretty tasty, too,” Pyrrha smiled, “we should do this again sometime.”
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>>77588266
>>77588275
>>77588286

Oh god FootAnon's back.
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>>77588275
You the same one who did the Emerald foot job story?
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>You are Qrow
>And you have done yourself the favor of getting very drunk of er the course of today.
>In the past half hour you have enjoy... you don't know how many shots of how much alcohol.
>But you know that fun times will continue if you ingest more.
>You turn you attention to the glowing monitoyr over your head.
>Yayyyyyyyyyyy. It's Ruby and Yang's turn.
>About goddamn time.
>Five bucks says Rwby was dumb enough to visit Summer's grave before this.
>that would explain some of her stupud fucking ideas in this fight.
>Who the fuck is dumb enough to let someone get behind yoy like that?
>Especially she can move as fas as she can.
>Little fucker needs a good old fashioned training exercise . Like what they have you when you fucked up in Beacon back then.
>Oobleck insists on being called "Dr." now.
>Fuck you. You're still an overly stimulated ph.D candidate as far as I'm concerned.
>And why are you elaborating on how the tournament works?
>THERE'S A FIGHT GOING ON, YOU BASTARDS
>YEs. LETS GET BACK TO THE MATCH AT HAND, YOU WEAK-MINDED FUCKS.
>Wow. A weapon you acn right.
>where was that when you were in school?
>too bad the girl riding it cna't even land on her feeeeeeet~
>that coordinated on the board.
>That uncoordinated on the ground.
>She deserves to be beaten by some faunus chick.
>O shi-
>Yang's now fighting a brown chick
>Complete lack of technique and self control
>Just how you taught her..
>You take another shot of whatever the hell the bartender just put in front of you.
>Too bad she also can't keep her footing worth shit.
"Come on!!! It's JUST SOME ICE!"
>The bartender looks at you funny
.>Fuck him.
>You've givin him enough cash to mut his kid through a semseter's worth of classes at the point.
>Who the fuck was that pink haired guy?
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>>77588346
what am I reading, yeezus man you is drunk
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>>77588346
It's everything I imagined it to be and more...
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>>77588297
I'm no footfag, but for some reason Pyrrha's foot is pleasing in this picture, so have this ya footfag.
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>>77588220
>not blinking
I got really good at it
Titan jumps are very robust, very strong. Glide is weird.
>not realizing NB is ranged FoH
>not blinking, then immediately aiming at ground
>not performing trick shots with NB
>not embracing your inner Gjallerhorn by equipping nothing manacles
NB is great for when something NEEDS TO DIE. Arcblade in the distance? NUKE.
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>>77588346
The drunk is so strong it's coming through the screen!
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>>77588418
KLANG
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>>77588346
Is this being capped?
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>>77588346

>Oh.. just bait for Ruby.. apparently..
>what the fuck girl..
>Don't look at him like he actually matters.
>God bless teh Schnee chick
>Too bad she's somehow even less fuckable than her older sister..
>Yay... Glyphs... how original...
>OH COME THE HELL ONJ
>HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LET THAT PEON GET PAST BOTH OF YOU?!
>Ooo... Yeah. New Crystal.. how scary
>Smart money says faunus chick still wins.
>Hah. Yep. Faunus > Humans.
>time for the race war.
>Paink haired guy abd obvious man continue to suck
>and get wrapped up into...
>What hte fuck power is that?
>Smells like bullshit.
>Woooo. here comes the one competent person in the mach
>Based delicious brown.
>Show me what you got.
>Ribbon swing.
>Lets see you shatter this motherfucking iceball
>and she did it.
>Fucking a. Way to shatter a ball of solid water.
>oooo. rice ramp. I wonder what'll happen next.
>WHY WASTE THE AMMO ON ACCELERATION?!
>THAT SHIT AIN'T CHEAP.
>And then they all went flying
>Towards the group what was stupid enough to stand together
>In one spot.
>Yeeeeeeeeeap.
>Thank you Yang,
>For punishing them for their stupidity.
>Way to throw one punch....
>honestly... Tea, ABRN shoud've won
>Id onlt for the ddord of that one borown/blode girl.
>She deseves better than this.
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>>77588470
That's it for now. Drop another suggestuon (It can be pre season 3) and wI will apply drunk Qrow to it.. but I need soe one to cap it.


Let ie be known that I have not spotted drinking
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>>77588266
>foot smut
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>>77588438
U gonna stroke the forge?

In all seriousness tho,
Titans need to focus on positioning and gunplay. Strikers have great neutral game, and setting up in an area can do wonders. Defenders are now borderline op due to y2 NBP. Sun breakers are sunbreakers.
Warlocks can ease up on gunplay; their grenades and extended melee are very strong.
Hunters are all gunplay. Set up shop, take some faces
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>>77588470
>Id onlt for the ddord of that one borown/blode girl.
Jesus fuck man.
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>>77588507
>I have not spotted drinking
My fucking sides. You be careful.
>>
Can the show just be about Qrow now?
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>>77588507
Whatever Qrow was watching in Season 1 when he said "queen has pawns"
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>>77588266
>>77588275
>>77588286
Dog bliss America
>>
Drunk Qrow capped for its majesty and vapors.
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>>77588603
>Drunk Qrow confirmed for footfag
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Are the Real Nigga Hour requests done? If so I'm going to start posting the Ruby Comfort greentext.
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>>77588665
DOOOO EEEEEEEEEEET
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>>77588665
Go go go
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>>77588665
Been wondering where that was, time for some comfort fluff?
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It's probably late enough to ask this.

I'm playing an unpatched Dark Souls 2 Scholar game on the PS3. Are the controls supposed to be this shit compared to the first one?
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>>77588699
>>77588696
>>77588688
Jesus shit I didn't realize that many people were interested still.
Also Dubpocalypse.
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Gonna start by reposing the first two parts because I can't be assed to dig through the archives.

>You begin making the long arduous climb up the stairs to your dorm room at Beacon
>"Oh no, third floor's perfectly fine," You mumble to yourself "It's just a few flights of stairs, afterall..."
>The sounds of your passive aggressive muttering and heavy footsteps fill the halls
>It's awfully quiet tonight...
>Finally you arrive at your room
>You open the door and drop your bags on the ground
>20 feet below you they land with a muffled thud
>It is at this moment that you realize you're currently standing on the only remaining chunk of floor amidst a gaping void that was once your room
>You sigh
>Heavily
>"Oh for FU-"
>The sound of a throat being cleared in a manner that somehow manages to convey intense disapproval interrupts you
>You turn around to see a stone-faced Goodwitch
>She hands you a note
>"You've been assigned to this room for the time being, until yours has finished being reconstructed."
>You slide your bag back onto your shoulder, having been lifted by Goodwitch, and begin the trek back down the stairs to the second floor dorms
>On your way out you faintly hear what sounds like "Not paid enough to deal with this shit..."
>Just another Tuesday night, as far as you're concerned
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>>77588717
It's Ruby, it has comfort, it's fluff. I think that's more than enough reason to be interested. I'm the anon who requested it too, so it's natural for me.
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>>77588734

>You're just outside the door of your designated 'temporary housing' when you hear it:
>Running water and loud, shameless vocals
>Fan-fucking-tastic
>Not only is your new room shared, but it's shared by a peppy little manic-pixie-dreamgirl who's probably going to want to solve all your problems
>You raise your hand to knock before stopping yourself
>The shrill scream that is the universal white chick greeting is heard in the back of your mind
>Not today, motherfucker
>You practically kick open the door, ignoring the shriek of surprise from the girl in the kitchen, and hurl your bags into directions unknown before collapsing into a heap on the nearest bed
>The sheets smell nice
>Fuck, that probably means it's that girl's bed
>Whatever, your room got deleted from Beacon, you aren't moving for shit
>After a few seconds of laying there, you hear soft, timid footsteps approach
>"Um... Hi..."
>You remain catatonic
>"Um, my name's Ruby! What, uh, what's yours?"
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So.. Looking for a nect fight ro drunklenly give ommentary to.

Give me afight. From eithe season. And WI will eventualyl get seo it.;

I so don't care about spelling at thos oint.
I also give up on formatting.
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>>77588758
queen has pawns
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>>77588758
The foodfight.
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>>77588758
Players and Pieces.
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>>77588533
>>77588611
>>77588688
>>77588699
>>77588711

Sweet mother of fuck
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>>77588742
>It's Ruby.
Honestly it's not.
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>>77588817
Not yet, but sooooon
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>>77588832
You're suddenly going to gain writing skill?
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>>77588832
YOU TEASE
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>>77588832
I don't know why, but all these rubeface and rube reaction pics, make me want rube as a daughteru
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>>77588864
your fat bulgarian cock he donsn't
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>>77588799
>dubs
nice.
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>>77588896
>Bulgarian
That's not even the right continent. And that's a good thing.
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Help Mr
I just re-enacted every big ot of Vol. 3.
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Was /rwbyg/ actually seriously concerned by Crow saying Damn in the latest episode?

I mean it seems kind of stupid considering Cardin said Crap during Vol.1.
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>>77589052
It's Vic Motherfucking Mignogna, I'd me more concered if he DIDN'T say damn at least once.
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>>77589052
You realize that while Damn is the lowest tier of swear that can be uttered, it's still worse to say than Crap, right?

And no, nobody was ever actually worried.
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>>77589052
It was just surprising since language that strong hasn't been seen thus far.

Crap is on a lower tier than damn as well
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>>77589089
>>77589099
Wait what?

Damn isn't even a swear word.
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>>77589118
It is, at lest in the first world.
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okay.. In' done for the night,. .I will hopefull get this fucked up agaij. Taje car everyone.

But the animation still looks nice. st I'l be drinking well into the night,
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>>77589118
Yeah it is, actually. It's just the lowest tier swear, so few people care. Next in line is Shit, I believe.
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When is Roman coming back?
He's so much better than that fire witch, I hope him and Adam betray her.
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>>77589130
I think hell is next in line, at lest marginally.
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>>77589124
>>77589130
That makes no sense, no one treats it like a swear word. Hell, kids say Damn all the time.
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>>77589136
I sure hope that doesn't involve him teaming up with Adam, I wouldn't hold out any hope for Adam being much better than Cinder.
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>>77589155
Miles literally said RWBY was supposed to be comparable to a saturday morning cartoon
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>>77589163
Just hope for a Celtics Jersey.
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>>77589163
>I wouldn't hold out any hope for Adam being much better than Cinder.
He's freakishly tall so there is that.
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>>77589155
kids swear all the time anyway though.
You can tell if something is a swear by whether or not other PG versions exist. such as Damn = Darn, or Hell = Heck.
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>>77589155
That's because kids these days have no sense of morality. I've seen 10 year olds calling eachother cocaine addicted, dried up sluts.

I hate to sound old, but it's a goddamn disgrace.

>>77589145
Ah, right. Forgot that one.
So, it's Damn, Hell, Shit, Bitch/Bastard, Fuck, Cunt. Am I missing something?
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>>77589230
I'd but bitchbastard before shit. do words like faggot and nigger count or are those in a different category
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>>77589230
cum piss ass dick cock asshole whore slut
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>>77588749

>You sit at the far end of a long table, an untouched plate of freshly baked cookies lying before you
>After your introductions Ruby told you more about the nature of your current predicament
>Apparently your roomate's girlfriend accidentally blew up your room, as well as about three of the rooms next to it
>This same girlfriend of your roomate's also happens to be Ruby's sister
>Hence the guilt-cookies
>"Not hungry?"
>Ruby looks cheerful enought, but you can hear the twinge of pain in her voice from your refusal to sample her sweets
>Begrudgingly you take a single cookie
>"Uh yeah, I ate before I got back to the dorms."
>Ruby breathes a sigh of relief at your explanation, then a glint appears in her eyes
>"So... if you're not going to eat them all, you're fine with me having the rest, right?"
>That was a pretty swift recovery
>"Yeah, sure I guess, you made them after all."
>It is at this moment that you finally bite into the cookie, and immediately regret your decision
>This is hands-down the greatest creation of bakery to have ever graced your tastebuds
>A soft yet firm cookie, warm to the couch and bursting with rich melt-in-your-mouth chocolate
>An absoulte marvel of culinary engineering
>Yet when you awaken from your chocolate-chip coma, a nightmarish sight awaits you
>The angel responsible for the immaculate confection has transformed into a savage demon
>In her gaping maw rests not one, two, or five, but ALL of the precious desserts
>No
>Not like this
>You plead wordlessly, but to no avail
>The gate closes
>The cookies are gone forever, locked in the acidic pits
>Goodnight, sweet Prince
>And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

RIP Cookies

Part 4 on the way~
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>>77589244
Nah, those are really only offensive to certain groups, not people in general.

>>77589256
Damn, I missed alot. Though I think Asshole is just generally assumed under the Ass umbrella.
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>>77589315
I've heard the "hole" part of asshole get censored but not "ass," so I guess some people find it more offensive than just "ass"
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>>77589315
>Ass umbrella
Is that related to the Shit cloud?
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>>77589340
Yep. It's relation to the Fuck Pit, however, is just a misconception.
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>>77589268
>just realized that the room explosion was from the Yang story
Fuck I'm retarded. Good job with the story Ace
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>>77589401
CONTINUITY

Have a tiny Rubes for being the first to point out the blindingly obvious.
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>>77589423
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>>77589423
I can't even tell if that's a Rube or not
Pic related, I forgot why I have it or what it's supposed to be
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>>77589423
I'm retarded. Which one?
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>>77589498

Part 4 on the way soon guys, just so you know.
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Wait if Taiyang only started doing missions again at the start of V3 then why did he leave the house for a long enough period of time that Zwei needed to be sent away prior to all that?
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>>77589716
He's been too busy knocking up women
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Reminder that Nora fights for your safety and her bloodlust!

https://twitter.com/RWBY_fanartnest/status/667636869375496192
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>>77588297
Took a while but here you go, first attempt at putting in some graphics, hopefully it isn't too bad. If anyone has a better name, shoot.
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>>77589829
Still waiting for psycho berserker Nora erotically smearing blood on herself
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>>77589999
>Fucking Quads
Get hyped for Murdere Nora
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>>77589777
>Zwei was bitching to Tai about having knocked another woman up
>Refuses to clean the house and make him meals
>Tai sends him to RWBY because he knows Zwei's OCD will drive him crazy trying to clean up after the girls
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who up
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>>77590243
Hi.

Does anyone have the two parts of May and Bake by any chance?
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>>77589268

>"Woah, awe shou oshay?"
>To your surprise tears have started to leak from the corner of your eyes
>The stress of the past few days comes crashing down on you all at once
>You get up from the table and fall into a slump on the bed, a cascade of sorrow flowing down your face
>Head in your hands you sit, sobbing uncontrollably
>"Hegh, Ah'm *gulp* I'm sorry for eating all the cookies, I can kinda get carried away, haha-"
>It's not even about the damn cookies anymore
>Your job
>Your grades
>Your recent romantic failures
>Even your fucking room
>A never-ending parade of fuck-ups and self-manufactured catastrophes, all your efforts just lead to failure after failure, and as a result everything in your life is going to shit and you can't ev-
>A warm embrace seizes your thoughts and tackles you onto the mattress
>A kind, gentle soul nuzzles against your neck
"Close your eyes,"
>You shut out the world for a moment
"Don't you cry,"
>Your tears turn to a tiny trickle and dry up
"Love's around you"
>You focus on the vibrations of those same vocals you found so irritating just a few moments ago
"In time you'll fly"
>You reach out and return the embrace, clutching the girl next to you with all your being
>You stay like that for a while
>"Yang used to sing that to me when I was little."
>"It helped a lot."
>"Yeah."
>You both lay there for a while, listening to the beat and breath of your entwined bodies
>"Thanks for that Ruby. I've been dealing with a lot lately, and I-"
>Ruby interrupts you, squeezing tighter
>"You don't have to say anything right now. You just have to be."

When Yang checked up on her sister the next morning, she found Ruby entangled in a knot of limbs with another, vaguely familiar student.
Neither had even bothered to change out of their uniforms, yet they slept in eachothers arms with a look of contentedness that almost made her jealous.
Her duty done, she made her exit, and with a smile let loose a low whisper
>"You did alright, sis."

END
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>>77590252
I think so, here's the first one I think.
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>>77590264
And part 2

>>77590263
Cute and fluffy, nice man.
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>>77590264
Thanks. I've been having trouble finding the will to write the third part, maybe rereading over the first two parts in their greentext format will help out a bit.
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>>77590299
Know the feel man, hope to see a part three. They were both nice.
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>>77590282
Things that happened over the course of writing this:
>Writers Block
>Computer Crashes (Plural)
>4 A.M. Tornado Alerts
>Emergency Procedure lady waiting FOUR FUCKING HOURS to let us out of said Tornado Alert
It's fucking Texas, that's a normal Tuesday night ya goddamned Yankee
>Not a single fucking tornado
>Roommate bringing in a friend suffering from acute alcohol poisoning
>Sudden bouts of narcolepsy
>Elder gods demanding blood rites for the safe passage of the greentext

Hell of a couple of days.
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>>77585752
I want Blake to make all the girls at Beacon her happy cumsluts with her kitty cock.
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>>77589136
2 hours late but holy shit Roman's face
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>>77587965
>Left foot, hop, right foot, hop, left foot, hop, right foot, hop
>Her footwork was exactly like a boxer's,quick little bounces, bobbing head & shoulders, impressive given the belly
>With a few more aura cushioned hops, the stack of dishes and utensils were parsed out on the table in the backyard
>You've got the only normal sized plate, the other eight are 3 times as big, though thankfully the designs were the same, fancy filigree or you'd get earful from Weiss
>This made the normal sized glasses look ridiculous, but when dealing with hunters you get used to a certain amount of ridiculous
>On your end, you set up the chairs, fireproofed wood with insulated cushions and metal reinforcement, features you looked out for ever since the housewarming party
>"Alright Yang, table's set, now how about drinks?"
>"Strawberry punch for Ruby, ice water for Blake and Weiss, pink lemonade for Jaune and Nora, tea for Pyrrha and Ren"
>"Pink lemonade?"
>"Best compromise; Jaune gets his lemonade & Nora get's something pink, vomit boy's surprisingly serious about his lemonade"
>"But enough to argue with Nora?"
>"I know right? Pyrrha told me it had something to do with his sisters and X-Ray & Vav Issue #26"
>"So punchbowl, fancy pitcher, and the tapped barrel, got it"
>After dragging the drink table over to closer, with liberal encouragement from Yang of course
>"Come on, put your back into it! Just imagine we're back in that Vacuan hotel room!"
>With a last grunt, you manhandled the table into place, then march to the garage for the barrel, a gift from Nora
>Lifting it was pretty easy, a happy consequence of Yang's increased weight, and with minimal fiddling you got it situated on your shoulder
>Still, a hard, wooden barrel is pretty different from a squirming, squishy blonde
>A quick jog back to the backyard and you're dumping the barrel onto the table, rubbing your smarting shoulder
>You feel a soft hand grasp your shoulder
>"Let me help you with that"
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>>77589136
>roman fagstick
>better than cinder fire goddess
Yeah ok
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>>77590590
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>>77590590
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>>77590573
Cap updated.
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I need that picture of the "touch the cow do it now" kids book with Yang underneath it.
For reasons.
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ROCKET 69 ROCKET 69
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>>77590573

This Story is nice and comfy thanks anon
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>>77590590
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>>77590573
You'll never spend a Christmas with Yang and your children
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Still kind of disappointed that Garnett dosent exist.
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>>77585777
Best bots together

>>77587536
Not soon enogh

>>77590590
Nope

Also all this writing
Gotta get back in the game
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>>77585745
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEyhL0m2cxY

Miles pls stop.
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>>77591262
I like to imagine there's some Westaboo who loves neptune, for some super weird reason, and is like "That's his VA?!"
>>
I hope part of their plan to destabilize Blake involves them sending a video of Neo giving Adam the best blow job he's ever had.
Then they send Sun and video of one of those times where Adam swore to Blake that his phone was off.
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>>77590958
Cutting it pretty close there man.
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>>77591415

Why would it matter? Sun is not her boyfriend.
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>>77591540
Sun could potentially get butthurt and 1 for 1 the antagonists are stronger than the main cast so more people helping would be good.
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>>77591561
This just seems petty.
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>>77591615
ayyy
how you doin
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>>77591615
Did you watch the volume 3 episodes yet?
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>>77591540
For now, but not for long
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any ideas on how Ruby and Raven would interact?
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>>77591717

No
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>>77591718
Raven is secretly a huge tech geek who is mad when nobody asks about her amazing collapsible blade selector.
Ruby does.
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>>77591728
You can't really believe that, can you anon? We already knew for sure he was interested in her, and it must be getting pretty hard to pretend Blake isn't also interested in him.
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>>77591757

Fuck off.
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>>77591770
The salt is real, holy shit.
What are you, Dash?
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>>77591770
Say no more, my friend. That response tells me more than any other answer possibly could.
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art is hard
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>>77591770
anon, this is why we have headcannons. Look at it this way, the show may be shit, but your mind can have whatever it wants, introduce whatever it wants, create whatever it wants. At the very least, you're working your creative juices.
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>>77591624
It's alright.
>>77591671
Not yet
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>>77590363
PUT DOWN THE AWP FGT UR BAD
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>>77590363
I was going to ask what she was listening to but in my heart I already knew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_p20lHqtA
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>>77591861
shit. now I can just imagine that when she was young, she wanted to get into a team with her friends, and form a team called DMKE. But, during initiation, she got paired with some rando chucklefucks
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>>77591886
But then she came to love them?
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>>77591901
i'm sort of running off of the May x Bake thing. So maybe. idk desu senpai
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>>77591728
>>77591770
Anon, I need to know for my own sake; please tell me you have some iota of self-awareness to realize how stubborn and delusional you appear to be.
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>>77591886
>>77591901
Writer of May and Bake here.
You guys gave me an idea, I think.

Many thanks.
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>>77592015
Excellent.
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tell me more about that rabbit girl
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Reminder that The Meta would kick RWBY, JNPR, CFVY and SSSN's collective asses
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>>77592071
There isn't really anything to tell, she doesn't really have any personality or character to speak of. She's a rabbit, she get's bullied, she has a box.
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>>77592071
There's a lot to know.

For example, rumor has it that she's a faunus.
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>>77592015
just as planned...
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>>77592111
>trips confirm rumour
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>>77590263
I fucking loved it, man. Please write more semi-connected fluff like this.
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>>77591861
Not bad but can be better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCrNORbMuR0

>>77591886
What if "Here be Grimm island" is like the Zone.
It was mutated after the color war and the accidental release of high yield dust munitions.
May was born and raised by her parents in the zone.
Parents died and she became a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
She was found by a team of researchers and was taken to improve her skills at an academy.
MFW I just spoiled both my AC inspired back story fic and my May/Rube hit the range and May tells Ruby about her backstory
>>
Best at fellatio.
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>>77592169
Only if Cinder has a dick
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>>77592169
>Best at tribadism

Fixed.
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>>77592168
hey so i've read up on the backstory of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and the zones, but what is the game like? I assume there are guns, yes? many many guns?
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>>77592164
Hell at this point I got at least 2 more I can milk from the explosion, then I'll have to make new events to link to.
I like the idea of having all my greentext being loosely a result of Yang's explodey-candles.
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>>77592198
Many many guns.
And upgrades for said guns.
Mixes in survival horror with the monsters and low ammo.
Factions that you can join and help.
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>>77592198
Stalker is a game about squat shooting at other squatters, and occasionally running into monsters who mostly try to run into you

protip you need to squat and shoot when that happens
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>>77590650
I don't think we've actually got an edit like that.

Someone get to spending 10,000 hours in Photoshop?
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>>77592212
why wait? start leaving checkhov's guns everywhere. Ruby went to kitchen for cookies(presumably), talked to another anon in kitchen(presumably). Other Anon something something plot hook.

>>77592168
dude i had an amazing idea. So the source material for STALKER, the books, in them the protagonists daughter is affected by the protagonist being a stalker who spends long amounts of time in the zones. May covers one eye, why not have that eye have a mutation from the zone? idk, i haven't slept in a very long time, this may be a bad idea.
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>>77592198
>>77592245
And the survival horror has heavy elements of psychological horror to it at points as well.
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>>77591144
Make him canon with your double dubs.

>>77592015
Why are May's calves so cute?
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>>77590650
>>77592277
Ask and you shall recieve
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>>77592245
I got interested in it mainly because I was going through a survivor-horror phase. Still, learning russian phrases is fun
>Havien suuka
>A nu cheeki breeki i v damke
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>>77588331
Does anyone have this saved?
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>>77592344
>dubs
Winter femdom foot smut when
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>>77592329
What happens when one complies and touches the cow?
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>>77592401
The plan proceeds to the next stage.
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>>77592401
Milk
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>>77592434
All according to the layout that I have scheduled for future plans.*

*This could also be called a keikaku.

>>77592439
Like, just from tapping her? Yeesh, Yang. Calm yo titties.

>captcha: prodshe was
It's fate!
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>>77592015
>>77592315
>May
It still just doesn't sound as good as Rachael: Professional Sniper ;_;
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>>77592439
yes

YES

YEEEEEEES
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Would you subscribe to Nora's BBQ youtube channel?

Would you try her country sausage gravy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C0B7MLObsM
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>>77592461
Did someone say Prod?
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>>77592169
There's an obvious correlation with becoming most improved girl and getting better at blowjobs
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>>77592511
Does it involve fingering the pitmaster 'svagina?
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>>77592527
Poor Fido. At least she was happy in the end even if she's alone for now.
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>>77592511
DAMNIT MAN I HAVEN'T EATEN FOR 12 HOURS. I'M SO HUNGRY
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>>77592533

No, it's eating time not sexy time.
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>>77592169
>69
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>>77592580
Why not both?
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>>77592662
because textbook vore does not involve digestion
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>>77592732
At least most of ours doesn't...
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>>77592511
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Man guys i'm having girl problems today and i need something to cheer me up. post cute!
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>>77592875
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>>77592875
Are you on your period :^)
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>>77592875
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son. Got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
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>>77592875
>6
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>>77592875
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>>77592875
>>77592902
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>>77592900

:^)
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>>77592875
<3
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And now that I'm cought up, judge my taste.
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>>77592962
Fuck, forgot the pic
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>>77592933
Be straight with me. How does the m1 garand stack up to the nosing? I've heard garands are quite sturdy and resilient
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>>77592974
Not bad I s'pose
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>>77592962
>>77592974
>cought
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>>77592998
Lay off the man, he just marathoned RWBY. His brain is probably a little fried.
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>>77592998
I can't English anymore. Which sucks for a man going for English Major
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>>77592974
It's like watching your starter Pokemon evolve.
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>>77592974
>1 Penny
>32 Jaune
Great taste
They grow up so fast
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>>77592974
Eh, taste ain't too bad, but you're still a disgrace to /tg/.
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>>77592974
>Zwei at #4
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>>77592974
>Penny in the top
mah nig-
>Nora at 21
>neptune above anyone
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>>77592974
>Neo and Weiss in Top 10
Pretty good.
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>>77592974
>Melanie over Miltia

Fucking.
Ruined.
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>>77593040
Your Clueless TG Poster became a Blond Hating,Faunus Racist, Robutt lover. Should have mashed B.
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>>77593048
I like dogs..... Shut up
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>>77592875
Here's the cap of the story not three inches above you.
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