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> a live action adaptation movie of Rick & Morty by Uwe Boll
> a remake of Batman: the animated series with SJW stuff
> a reboot of "My gym partner's a monkey"
> Adult Cartoons only broadcast if they are PC

more nightmares ? possibly worst than this ?
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>>77583038
Cartoon Network decides it was better when Johnny Test was played in all slots, and returns to that schedule
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>>77583038
>a remake of Batman: the animated series with SJW stuff

What is "SJW stuff"?
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>>77583691

Anything OP doesn't like.
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>>77583038
Can anyone on 4chan go five fucking seconds without complaining about "SJW"s?
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>>77583755
People on high horses, taking themself too serious on social views, and how we should all listen to them and rever them too!!
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Ed Edd n Eddy revival.
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>>77583691
A new phrase for "cultural constructivist", related closely to the postmodern movement.

An outright denial of facts in favor of creating narratives which support Marxist ideologies.

At best, its things like "gender is a construct", at closer to worst, its supporting people burning down and looting your city over blatantly false narratives of police brutality in conflict with forensic data.
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>>77583038
>DC reprints Jack Kirby's Fourth World Omnibus
>but only volume 2
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A world where animation is only seen for kids and the ones for adults are just edgy comedy with no variety in sight.
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Shit like the alvin and the chipmunks RL movie but with ponies
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>>77583691
Social Justice Warriors.

Think transgender, lesbian, pushing the social-norms kinda' stuff.
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>>77585274
That would be a terrible way to end the series. I really hope they don't fuck up.
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>>77585268
So everyday?
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>>77585196
>A new phrase for "cultural constructivist", related closely to the postmodern movement.

Are you fucking serious?

It's amazing how people take these 3 words and twist it around to fit whatever role they need.
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>>77583038
>toonami actually airs martha speaks
>toonami actually airs secret millionaires club
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So /co/'s biggest fear is if Bruce Wayne used his billions to address real life issues like the inadequacy of Gotham's prison systems, the ghettos which create a circle of poverty and crime, and the corrupt politicians that exploit the city and its people instead of dressing up in black and punching thugs.

I'm only being half serious but one of my favorite BTAS episodes was the one where he dresses up as a bum to infiltrate a slave driver trafficking in drifters.
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/mlp/ is deleted and they are allowed back.
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>>77583038

>Sandman or Bone become popular
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>>77585268
>can't wake up
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>>77585360
If you have read any more academic work, you would see approximately pre-2005 that "cultural constructivist" was the main term for the same phenomena. Mostly about their tendency to criticize the hard Sciences.

Not sure what "triggered" you so badly there, my gender neutral body positive friend.
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>>77585376
>So /co/'s biggest fear is if Bruce Wayne used his billions to address real life issues like the inadequacy of Gotham's prison systems, the ghettos which create a circle of poverty and crime, and the corrupt politicians that exploit the city

No, my biggest fear is that it would be depicted as actually working, instead of all the previously "disadvantaged underprivileged minorities" going back to being broke as shit after spending on the money on needless luxury items.
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>>77585299
You do realize that BTAS had an entire lesbians episode with Poison Ivy and Harley, right? It even had Monica Rambeau cameo-ing in it.
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>>77585572
The flaw in your logic is thinking someone as rich and smart as Bruce Wayne would write checks and expect the problem to go away. He has his hands in every pocket from political to the street. Realistically he could put the entire city through college, bring in thousands of jobs, attack drug runners and gun smugglers at their source, keep away all the evil corporations that bring in their hilarious macguffins which turn normal people into super freaks, and suss out all the corrupt cops and city officials.
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>>77585574
Isn't it ironic? OP fearmongers about "SJW stuff" in Batman: The Animated Series without realizing that B:TAS was really progressive
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>>77585684
I'm not even sure where to start with yours, but suffice to say that investing in better security at Arkham Asylum to revamp your security.

I'm going to assume you don't remember the series very well, which dealt heavily with villains being tragic in one way or another.

Your communist solution of "JUST HAVE THE RICH GIVE ALL THE MONEY TO THE BAD GUYS AND PAY FOR EVERYONES COLLEGE AND BUY JOBS FOR EVERYONE IN THE CITY", etc etc, would mean that such people are such idiots that they would not be rich in the first place.

But have fun voting for Sanders.
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>>77585920
They started out tragic but there was no system in place to actually help them. Arkham has always been depicted as this fucking awful place with inept guards and no money. It doesn't need better security, it needs better facilities.

So while you continue to think that I'm advocating writing blank checks to people, the actual source of issues goes past your head. Gotham is floating in weapons, drugs, and poverty but the Joker who walks in and out of Arkham like it has a revolving door is given full concern whenever he has some convoluted clown themed scheme once a month.

So no, don't "buy" people jobs. Bring in companies that need real, long term workers to Gotham. Set up a scholarship for the underprivileged. That's not free money, that's a tax break, why do you think rich people start charities and shit? Route out all the cops taking bribes and politicians who turn their back on the toxic waste vats that will inevitably blow up to create the next villain.

I'd love a Batman show where it's Bruce Wayne doing more Bruce Wayne things. Like I said, some of my favorite episodes were when he rarely donned the mask or they focused on the city as an entity instead of a dark backdrop to show action scenes.
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>>77585574
>>77585715

There's SJW and then there is Progressive. They can over lap, but not exactly the same thing. You can have lesbians and tell a story about lesbians and that's progressive, but if you're all "My story about lesbians is so much better than your story about straight people because it has lesbians in it and you're horrible for writing a story about straight people in the first place." then it's SJW.
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>>77586126

Take a few minutes researching Detroit, past and present.
Why would any decent company move itself to Gotham?
Why would anyone waste time going to college there when no decent companies are hiring there?
How much money would Batman have to give people to make them stop being corrupt, and why would anyone stop since everything from the citizens, to the police, to the judges, to the politicians, are all profiting more from each other than whatever unbelievable amount you think Wayne personally owns?
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>>77583038
>Toonami only showing stuff like Noucome and generic harems. Not Monogatari.
>A remake of Teen Titans that uses Nu52 Tim and Superboy
>A reboot of Dexter's lab with Dexter as a teenager and Dee Dee as a social justice warrior that uses twitter in the same reign as YA v. 2 in each episode.
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>>77585327
That would be an awesome way to end the series

Just throw the entire fandom in a bitch fit as the entire generation ends with one of them saying something topical
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>>77583038
>A live-action TOM & JERRY, starring Tim Heidecker as Tom, and Eric Wareheim as Jerry
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>>77583038
Hollywood going anywhere near Calvin and Hobbes.
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>>77585574
>>77585715
>>77586197
I lean liberal, but SJW's are anything but progressive, really. They're extreme enough that they go off screen and come back on the progression spectrum, Mario Bros. style.
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>>77583755
Maybe when SJWs stop trying to get people to kill themselves over fanart.
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>>77585175
My nightmare is that you never stop posting.
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>>77585574
It created Rene Montoya if that's who you mean though she was straight or used to be.
SJW doesn't necessarily mean black gay or whatever, it's supposed to mean obnoxiously progressive but that's subjective at best.
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>>77586652
>SJW doesn't necessarily mean black gay or whatever

Really? According to >>77585299 that's exactly what it means

Hmmm, maybe SJW is just a meaningless buzzword that people throw around to describe any and everything
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>>77586759
Nah it's a buzzword to describe a more specific kind of thing.
Though the strong black gay otherkin who don't need no whitcishets kind of thing definitely isn't the same as a black or gay woman.
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>>77586759
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But what if my nightmare is real
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>>77586319
I'd watch that
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>>77586319
but that would be good
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>>77586802

what nice picture of me <3
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>>77586802

look ma, I posted it again!
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>>77583038
>uwe boll

2005 called, it wants its easy target back.
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Ty Simpkins
Stephen Colbert
Melissa McCartney
with Betty White
and Chris Pratt as the voice of 'Hobbes'

Illumination Entertainment presents 'Calvin & Hobbes'
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>>77587121
You know what, switch Colbert to Ed Helms
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>>77587144
>>77587121
This is going to happen in your life time
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Minor night terrors
>Samurai jack reboot series focussing more on comedy and relationships
>Gen Zed actually airs and runs for 4 seasons

My true /co/ nightmare
>Stan Sakai dies before he finishes Usagi Yojimbo, then an "up and coming super talented" creator who is a "die-hard" Usagi Yojimbo fan picks up where the story left off in homage to Stan and it blows ass, shitting on all the continuity, character relations and research Stan put into the comic, and then they focus on OTPs and sneak in their political/social agendas where they have no place in old Japan
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>>77583038
frankly, we live in /co/'s worst nightmare
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>>77585268
reported
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>Johnny Test/ Teen Titans Go power hour
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Sarkissian and Quinn get their own show.
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>4chan is the only place on the internet you can have true, uncensored discussion
>but you can fuck right off if you're left of centre

Complaining about SJWs doing things like stopping International Mens Day being celebrated at a university is one thing. Complaining that the existence of a black female character in a tv show is obviously part of some secret marxist agenda is getting onto the side of unreasonable.

Also Batman is facist wish fulfilment anyway, so calm your neckbeards.
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Rebellion Development collapses; Disney steps in and buys 2000 AD line to fold it into Marvel Comics.

Judge Dredd is handed over to Bendis.
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>>77589533
>SJWs stopped International Mens Day being celebrated
what? there is international mens day? and sjw stopped it?
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>>77589560
York University, look it up
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>>77589533
>>4chan is the only place on the internet you can have true, uncensored discussion
>>but you can fuck right off if you're left of centre
Well, you're not being censored. You're just being insulted.
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>>77589482
>executive producer: Jonathan Macintosh
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>>77589586
I just did. Holy fuck. Bizarro World.
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>>77583038
> a reboot of "My gym partner's a monkey"
>/co/'s worst nightmare
Out of Jimmy's Head.
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>>77589560
I didn't even know about it at all until this guy I used to follow retweeted this thing of a woman saying "Today is international men's day aka all of history".

Some people tried to explain that it was about things that men face that are often overlooked like high suicide rates and shit and she replied with something about being "mansplained to"

I can't believe actual adults use words like this.

>>77589619
That's not how you spell Johnny Test.
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>>77589647
You can say either reboot would be bad.
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>>77589647
For me, the international men's day would be about drinking beer, like one of the commenters said. But it's friday, so I can make a private men's day with bros.
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>>77586972
>>77586922
/co/mblr samefag pls go
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>>77589658
Well, the main difference between the men and women is that men prefer to enjoy their life, rather than wallow in misery the way that women do.

Also, we don't politicize everything, and we don't really give a shit about people committing suicide
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>>77585363
>Toonami actually airs Grill La Grill
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>>77589820
I love Toriko
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>>77583038
Uwe Boll is good.
>b-but muh videogame movies
Quick cash-in for him or merely trolling the fans of said games, most likely. All of his non-videogame movies are enjoyable even if not high art and judging by Bluberella his sense of humor would work wonders for Rick and Morty movie.
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>>77590202

>Seed
>Blubberella
>Suddenly

>good

Just because Rampage was acceptable doesn't mean the rest of his work is. I mean I'm glad someone is giving Michael Pare a consistent paycheck as much as the next Streets of Fire fan, but his movies still stink.
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>>77586759
>>77586791
It's a buzzword meant to describe non-white non-males trying to shake up the status quo instead of being happy with where they are.

Also faggots. They all need to quit trying to oppress us.
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>Anything by Lauren Faust the furry queen
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Every show having Lauren Faust art style and Tara Strong voice acting.
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>>77590469
Yes
Tara Strong is overrated
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Wtf all you people talking about, SJW stuff is Obviously referring to promoting an agenda
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>>77583038
an invader zim reboot starring seth rogan
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>>77590588
As who?
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>>77590628
zim? with miley cyrus as gir.
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>>77590628
>>77590643
oh and she is real smug about it and she brags about voicing gir and talks about how much she enjoys the character and it makes her laugh all the time.
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>>77590643
Seth Rogen can't be Zim. Seth's voice is not shrieky enough. He should be Dib's father.
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Another Spongebob movie
Another gay Avatar
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comic books become real
their creators become literal gods
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>>77590669
look buddy this is a nightmare, you can't change the cast. dibs father will be voiced by james franco and he will have a much more involved roleand also for diversity sake he is gay and smokes weed instead of science.
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>>77590698
Who should be Gaz?!
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>Another show by Seth MacFarlane
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>>77586802
>what is the horseshoe theory
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>>77590677
>Avatar with big tits
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>>77590721
johnny depp.

and dib is going to be adam sandler and the whole thing will be illustrated by a different random political cartoonist every ep with a 2 month break mid season. upset yet?
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>202 more Popeye shorts done in limited animation over the course of 2 years, as done previously in 1960
>Produced by Al Brodax again, who is actually still alive
>now animated in Adobe Flash
>characters have no articulated joints/elbows
>It's made for fucking children, so Popeye can no longer have a pipe or wear tattoos
>Brutus is again used in place of Bluto
Oh, and the final nail in the coffin
>Shorty is brought back as a regular character, appearing in most episodes
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>>77585330
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>>77586241
>whatever unbelievable amount you think Wayne personally owns?
He has enough to build, maintain, and repair a flying batsuit, transforming car, private jet with weapons, and secret cave hideout; this is in addition to maintaining the large mansion he was left. Whatever six-figure salary he gets could go to better use.
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No more girls in media.

Wait no. That would be a dream come true.
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>>77587494
My true /co/ nightmare
>Stan Sakai dies before he finishes Usagi Yojimbo, then an "up and coming super talented" creator who is a "die-hard" Usagi Yojimbo fan picks up where the story left off in homage to Stan and it blows ass, shitting on all the continuity, character relations and research Stan put into the comic, and then they focus on OTPs and sneak in their political/social agendas where they have no place in old Japan

God that actually made me angry to read.
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>>77591188
Popeye is public domain in Europe, bot sure if it makes this better or worse
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>>77589482
Quinn is getting a movie.
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>>77587079
What porno is this from?
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>>77591244
I dream of media with men only one day.
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>>77591244
You'll always have gay porn anon.
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>>77583038
A remake of Batman in a chibi style like Teen Titans Go.
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>>77589482
>>77589613
Now let's be honest, who WOULDN'T want to see that train wreck out of morbid curiosity?
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>>77583038
A third Avatar series, confirming Korrasami but not showing it. And in it, the only good episodes are the one where the Avatar shows up, but the Avatar isn't even around 7/10 episodes and the show mostly follows their annoying 10 year old sidekicks.
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A CGI version of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
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Live action Pokemon movie.
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>>77583691
leftism in general
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>>77591789
In Hollywood
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>>77591188
Nah go all the way and bring backPopeye and Son
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>Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman
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Samurai Jack Go!
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A live action remake of The Secret of NIMH done in the same style of Alvin and the Chipmunks/The Smurfs.
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>Bill Watterson dies.
>His estate gives the rights to a Calvin and Hobbes movie to a third-rate 3d animation company.
>Complete stylistic overhaul, looks nothing like Watterson's work.
>Generic computer-generated music.
>Calvin voiced by a literal 6-year old with no voice acting ability.
>No clever commentary or dialogue, just wacky hijinks and toilet humor.
>Calvin's parents are flawless and loving.
>Susie has a big, open crush on Clavin and pesters him about it.
>The main plot involves something from Calvin's imagination becoming real and threatening the world, and Calving and Hobbes have to save the day.
>Ends with a dance party set to a current pop song.
>It makes billions and becomes a franchise.
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The Powerpuff Girls reboot becomes a radical feminist show that is all about how women are superior to men.
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>>77583038
A third season of Steven Universe.
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>>77583038
Id watch a Rick and Morty live action if they got Christopher Lloyd to do Rick, but I cant think of anyone who looks remotely like other members of the cast that would give good performances, considering none of the voice actors could play the characters, except maybe Jerry. Also theres no really good Rick and Morty plot you could do as a full length movie
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>>77592293
Already confirmed family
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>>77592388
Not true. It got cancelled after Zamii Gate.
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>>77592254
Bill Watterson would roll in his grave so hard, he'll create a black hole from the speed and despair he's oozing.
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>>77591188
>wear tattoos
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>>77591648
Homolust is a sin. Just like darkies, yellows, and anything not white man.
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>>77583691
Everyone is a woman, fat, black, lesbian, and loaded with piercings, also noodle arms.
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>>77591733
It might be happening, anon.
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>>77585417
>Bone becomes popular
You mean it isn't?
imo it's one of those things which really deserves to be popular.
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