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Let's Speak English

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We should talk about the latest Let's Speak English.
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Mario is a kitchen hand. He prepares turtles for consumption.
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>>77571561
How do plumbers preform maintenance on those toilets you have to squat over?

The ones that I guess are ground based urinals.
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>>77571561
Doctor?
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>>77571561
I used to think he was a knight or something?
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>>77571850
How? He wears overalls and a cap.
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>>77571561
A corporate mascot for the seven-headed beast of the apocalypse?
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>>77571850
He was a carpenter in Donkey King, then a plumber in the Mario games.
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Jumpmen look more like this.
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>>77571877
yeah, but he saves a princess from a dragon.
Plumbers do pipe and water service, they don't rescue princesses from dragons.

I'm not even that anon, I just also had a similar sort of idea about it. He was like a knight or something, but before Bowser the mushroom kingdom was so peaceful he didn't need armor or weapons or anything, so he just wore regular clothes.
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>>77571561
How much is a jumpman's monthly salary?
And how big is their union?
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Is Mario not a plumber in Japan? Is it an American thing like him being from Brooklyn?
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>>77571633

One time, in Tokyo, I had to poop real bad. But the only toilets around were squat toilets. And I wasn't comfortable squatting to poop because I worried I'd get poop on the back of my pants. So I had to hold it until I got back to the apartment, which was agony. But as I exited the bathroom I realized I would've had to buy toilet paper anyway, so in the end, I give the experience a 5 out of 10.
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>>77572328
I think they're just dumb kids
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>>77572331
That's fucked up.

Charging money for toilet paper in a bathroom. It's like they want someone to smear shit all over their mirrors or something.
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>>77572476

>That's fucked up.

Could be worse. I had to pay 1 euro to use the bathroom at a bus station in Athens. Good thing all I had to do was take a leak, because the lady gave me two squares of toilet paper.

>It's like they want someone to smear shit all over their mirrors or something.

Unthinkable in Japan.
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It's nice to see that some washed-up weeaboo who would have no place trying to teach any language in her own country get a job in another because they aren't able to tell that she's shit at it.
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>>77571633

Plunger, basically - there's no trap on those things to really need dismantling or fixing.
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>>77572328
he was known as jumpman in the original donkey kong i think
an obscure thing for grade school kids to know
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>>77572911
Why are you so unhappy anon?
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>>77572980
You mean disappointed?
Because people can pull that shit and get away with it.
Like I just said, you dumbass.
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>>77572911
>>77573000
You seem to be upset about something, and I don't think it's the main character/writer of this comic.

Are you happy with the career you're currently following?
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>>77573000
I unconditionally love you, anon
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>>77571561
But that's a farmer.

Not a plumber.
Not Mario.
He doesn't even have a mustache.
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>>77573026
He might be a failed teacher or something
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>>77572331
There is a hook in the door. You can hang your pants there. Also I have never seen a toiler where you have to pay for paper and I'm posting this from Japan right now. Also it is pretty easy to find western toilets. I mean, the ones you sit like the wester ones but that have that in built bidet to clean your ass for you. Outside public toilets these seems to be the most common. So if I need to shit in japan I just get in a big store and see where the toilet is.
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>>77573044
Westerns all look the same.
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>>77573026
>>77573056
Take your passive-aggressive nonsense elsewhere. It's plain to see the person who makes the comic has no business trying to be a teacher, and wouldn't be if standards weren't so incredibly lax in foreign countries, particular asian ones.

If you can't deal with that and need to resort to pathetic armchair psychology in an attempt to defend it says more about you than me, and I suggest you pack it in and stop embarrassing yourself.

She's not going to sleep with you no matter how hard you shill it.
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>>77573124
Why aren't YOU taking money from those asians them?
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>>77571561
You should have posted the description. It is /co/ related!

>After all this Mario talk, I desperately wanted to show my kids the opening to the Super Mario Bros Super Show. But the school computers are rigged to not play video files!! How dare they prevent me from sharing our glorious American culture!
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>>77573124
Was her english degree or teaching career ever adressed in the comic?she might be really competent but what she post is a watered down version, you know, for cute
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>>77573182
She just posts the cute shit that happens, I don't think she goes into great detail on most things.
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>>77573124
we still love you
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>>77573124
>wouldn't be if standards weren't so incredibly lax in foreign countries, particular asian ones

>he thinks America has high standards for education
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>>77573124

Anon, you don't have to lash out like this. We're here for you. No one's mad at you. You're safe.
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>>77573124
Foreigner here. Can confirm public school english classes are shit
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>>77573279
In Brazil I'm pretty sure you can teach English without even have a degree.
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>>77571633
They just get the guy underneath them with the camera to remove any blockages.
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>>77572878
It might be unthinkable in Japan, but I bet something like that isn't in parts of Europe.
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>>77573182

Anon's probably just salty he's not getting 1K a month on Patreon while having fun teaching adorable children in a weeaboo wonderland.
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>>77571561
Anyone notice in the 3 comics she started drawing her nose different?
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>>77573505
*Last 3 comics
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>>77573505
She got a western nose!
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>>77573298
Yup, in fact not long ago i had a teacher that said he knew english... Nobody checked so nobody found out that he actually didnt... He had taken classes on a speaking oriented english course... The dude actually though that every "-ing" was "-INE" one of his examples written on the board was "interestine" he actually complained when i said it wasnt right... It took one class for him to be fired...
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>>77572911
But, she isn't a teacher is she? It's more of a teacher assistant thing, or whatever the title may be. And the responsibilities are not as big, which in turn shows in the pay.
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>>77573298
Yeah, but then you'd be in Brazil, and no one wants that.
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>>77571561
Anyone else have fantasies about putting a paper bag over the artist's face and doing unspeakable things to her?
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>>77573864
You're weird anon
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>>77573924
Word. Wouldn't personally fuck her even if her whole body was covered with a paper bag with a hole in it, too high standards.
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>>77573124
>It's plain to see the person who makes the comic has no business trying to be a teacher

elaborate
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>>77573975
He's saying Mary is very plain.
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>>77573124
>this fucking mad
Also Japanese schools are way stricter with much higher standards than your shitty American ones
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>>77571561
She's eventually going to get arresting for /ss/-ing one of those shotas, isn't she?
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>>77574610
Why would they want to /ss/ with a gajin anon
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>>77574691
>I don't read hentai
Gaijin English Teacher is easily in the top 5 of stock hentai characters.
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>>77574771
Yeah, but those ones are attractive.
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>>77574884
>implying we don't arr rook same for Japs
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>>77573864
Hmm...
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To be fair, Mario hasn't done his job in decades.
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>>77575248
Not bad, not bad. Probably needs to cover the chin though.
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>>77575248
Good god, that is the most unflattering shirt I have ever seen a woman wear in public.
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>>77571561

This comic is wretched.
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>>77575374
How bout now
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>>77575374
For teh lulz
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>>77573124
You've done this before, right?

I swear I've seen this same exact asshurt in an earlier thread.
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>>77571561
Is it just me or did Mary draw her face a little differently here?

Is the internet starting to get to her?
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>>77575877

>that pic

wh-why
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>>77575860
I already said that
>>77573505
The last 3 comics she just started drawing her nose different
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>>77575897
latin america makes the best bootleg shit. I remember that one time me and some friends bought some fired chicken and the mascot printed in the bags was a rule 34 chicken drawn by certain furfag who lurks /co/
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>>77576048

>es como mi animación japonés!
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>>77576048
Chochi?
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>>77576048
I am interested in who the artist in question is
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>>77572328
They're learning English words and the picture of the farmer was wearing a red shirt and blue overalls so all the lil kids yelled MARIO
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>>77576330
ye
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>>77576048

that doesn't explain why the artist chose to draw sexydottakingashit.jpg
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>>77572911
She's not a teacher, exactly. She's something more akin to a token foreigner that they hire so that kids can get used to hearing how English sounds when spoken by Americans when they learn. Any "teaching" jobs they give her are mostly just an excuse to give her something to talk with the class about.
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>>77576457
Um because it was his fetish?
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>>77576457
probably a weirdo with a deviantart interested in toilets
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>>77575877
What... What is this advertising?

What do you get for three dollars?
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>>77576471

Eikaiwa. Learning through conversation. I did it with a group of adults for $30 an hour every Saturday when I studied in Tokyo. It's actually pretty fun, and I'd imagine with kids Cagle doesn't get awkward moments like the JSDF member of the class trying to argue with you about the Iraq war.
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>>77575447
Much better, thank you based anon. Now excuse me, I need to...go...take a shower.
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>>77576620
access to the toilet
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>>77576620
Three dollars to use the shitter.
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>>77576620
on the left side you can read "sanitarios" that in spanish is bathroom or restroom, you have to pay 3 pesos (not dollars) to use it.
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>>77576646
Your welcome, go have your fun
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>>77572878
>I had to pay 1 euro to use the bathroom at a bus station in Athens
It would be worth it if they at least would use that money to keep the toilet stalls clean.

I am still glad that I never had to use those squat toilets in France (yes, they have them there)
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>>77576048
Nigga, you should have taken a picture of that.
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>>77572962
They didn't know that.
She asked what his job is and the only thing they know about him is that he jumps. So they guessed.
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>>77576620
Obviously what the ad implies... watching a sexy loli use the toilet. What else could it be?
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>>77572366
It's an English class in Japan so she is asking for his job's name in English, which they probably don't know.
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>>77577474
That's gross though
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>>77577294
to be honest I didn't thought of it back then, I'll probably gonna hit town and see if they are still open.
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This comic has the best reaction images
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>Comic Mary is a qt
>Real Mary is disgusting
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>>77576048
Bullshit I don't believe you
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>>77572246
About 26 thousand a year, plus room, board, and medical and work expenses.
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>>77577919
>literally every webcomic with a self insert
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>>77576048
>you will never eat a Taqueria Goku
>you will never have the especial Goku

Why even live?
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>>77577919
okay but,

no one would read a 4koma like this about an ugly person
Mary is just making sure to deliver a product people actually want
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>>77578211
As a mexican, I can tell you it's probably not that good, and the place might actually be pretty shady. It's not that uncommon to see places with bootleg versions of famous characters, used for their popularity to attract business. The best ones are mainly candy shops, but only because the candies they sell are normal.

A couple of years ago, in Avenida Revolución (pretty popular avenue in downtown) in Tijuana, there was a drugstore called Dr. Mario, with Mario and the logo interpreted as if they were from Dr. House.
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>>77577919
To be fair, I don't think any webcomic with a self-insert draws themselves accurately.
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>>77578365
Ronnie from Whomp and Katie Tiedrich of awkward zombie
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>>77578393
Ronnie is an exception in that he draws himself worse than he actually looks in real life.
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>>77573176
>But the school computers are rigged to not play video files

Japan in a nutshell. They're an awkward mix and match of technology all wrapped up in archaic societal norms. No wonder they're falling behind.
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>>77578393
Author of skadi too
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They should all just draw themselves as blue bears.
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>>77578349
ah shit! I remember that one, I actually went there once, but I think they already closed. also yeah, making bootleg advertisements with "famous" characters is fucking hilarious.
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>>77578960
Has anyone tweeted this at Jerry and Mike?
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>>77578512
this also happens in my country, it didn't use to but some tards from the education system insisted that kids could probably use the computers to watch porno and stuff like that. when I was a kid we could even install games and the teacher didn't give a fuck, we used to play pokemon yellow and a lot of other game boy games using floppy disks.
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>>77579022
that's old as fuck, probably they have seen it a million times
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>>77579082
But can you be sure?
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>>77571561
haha cultural differences and weaboo jokes

her art is great tho, and i really dont mind the comic. its just that it feels like wasted talent.
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>>77578960
I always love how the last panel looks as if he is disgusted with himself.
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>>77579219
of course
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>>77576048

donde chingados queda esa taqueria y por que Goku tiene la mano al reves?
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>>77572911
Aaron Diaz pls go back to Twitter
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>>77579506
Is that the name of the guy she blew out with that comic she made?
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>>77579546
who hasn't? even morbi did
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>>77579546
She didn't stop there. She fires shots regularly. Everyone fires shots regularly. Morbi got blocked for mocking him lately. Diaz is a bit of a douchenozzle.
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>>77579577
>>77579629
So what did he do again? I think it was something about a female character he made being fap bait
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>>77578175
Kate (AZ) and Ronnie draw themselves looking worse
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>>77579715
He did a lot of cheesecake fapbait and then pretended that it wasn't cheesecake because it was female empowerment because he said so.
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>>77579736
Idk ronnie is a damn adorable ball of a man
AND he gave himself 2 girlfriends in webcomic, with one or two others considering ronnie attractive.
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>>77575877

I live in latin america an I have NEVER gone to a toilet that charged you for toilet paper. Never ever.

Like, don't assume your shitty country represents the whole, you asshole.
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>>77576329

That's from spain though. You can tell by the currency, and basically because Granda is Spain.
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>>77576457
That artist draws a lot of sexy Dot.
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>>77573124
>It's plain to see the person who makes the comic has no business trying to be a teacher

tell us why you're really mad...
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You don't even need a degree in English or even be an English teacher to go over there. You just need ANY 4 year degree.

That's why most of the people who go over to do this are just huge weeaboos that want an excuse to go to Japan, and this is a way to not only do that, but also get paid to be over there.
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>>77580422

I just do this to make good money for a few years to be able to put down a deposit when I return home.

I got a surprisingly well paid position and I'm the only teacher, so overtime is plentiful, living very comfortably and sending home over £1000 every month.

>tfw proved this scene correct with my 5-year old class yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sqSQ5Vu8vM

Was surprisingly fun.
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>>77579745
Of what? Mary Cagle?
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>>77580578
Of the lead character in his webcomic.
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>>77580578
no
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>>77580681
Ugh, Anime Ace
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>>77580681
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>>77579715
His fapbait fetish MC is based on a RL girl that wants nothing to do with him and probably forget he exists. It is blatantly him not getting over the fact that she doesn't want to date him and drawing pictures of her with his fetish to fap to. He tries to claim it's feminism inspired.
Combine this with his pretentiousness despite being an utter twat, his lacking the intelligence necessary to be pretentious, his massive ego, and the ability to get triggered faster than any tumblarina. You have a person you can truly loathe beyond others. Then he got himself funded via a kickstarter for thousands of dollars(over 100k?) with the promise that it funds him doing more comics. I honestly doubt he's even done three pages since then and the time since the money came in can be measured in years now.
He is just a horrible human being and I'm sure if i wanted to betray my brain and read his twitter i'd find more crap.
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>>77580707
What's wrong with Anime Ace?
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>>77581060
>over 100k?
laughingcheetahs.jpg
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>>77581111

What's wrong with her faaaaaaace.
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>>77581149
I don't know, but whatever it is it's so horrible that people gave him $534k to find a cure.
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>>77581111
>a collection of the first five years
Wait. He's just compiling what he already has? He's not even going to actually DO anything, just repackage what's he's already done so fucking long ago?!

And people are honestly PAYING him for it?!?!
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>>77581111
I didn't want to accidentally overestimate. I knew the umber was high but I really don't need to invent extra reasons to hate him.
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>>77581167
One of the promises/goals/rewards was for him to make new comics. He then proceeded to not make any new comics
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>>77573124
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the education system this morning.
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>>77581167
Anon... this was well over two years ago. Now he also has Patreon and makes a killing on that

He still hasn't delivered his rewards. His last campaign update was September this year

>>77581173
That is a fair call.
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>>77581192

...I need to set up my own webcomic. This webcomic business literally prints money for nothing.
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>>77581100
It's just me but I dislike how the A is fat, the R has a teeny bar that makes it look like a P and the exclamation point is slanted.

That said, Wild Words ain't much better
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>>77581244
Make sure to pander, pander as hard as you can.
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>>77581244
And chicks for free?
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>>77581264
What about Digital Strip?
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>>77581276
That's the way you do it.
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>>77581244
>>77581274

The secret is to have it going on so long that you have people going there out of habit. THEN pander.
Quality for the most part doesn't matter but if you actually have a little talent it theoretically helps.
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>>77581296
Have to try that. I keep seeing Astro City too.
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>>77571561
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN
THESE BOYS UP TO SOMETHIN'
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>>77581276
>>77581298
now it's in my head and won't leave you fucks
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>>77571561
>tumblr
You might want to get your picture from her site next time, yours looks blurry.
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Aaron speging over Linkle was funny.
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>>77571561
>Mario isn't a job

Not with THAT attitude!
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>>77572911
They only want her native English speaking ability. She can do that just fine. In exchange, she gets to live in Japan and try to learn Japanese.
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>>77573027
Then take off your clothes, right now, and link a picture here. If you love me.
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>>77580681
>>77580709

I don't think it's possible to BTFO of someone any harder than this.
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>>77583849
Best part is that she never mentioned him by name at all. He just saw it and attacked her for it because he thought it was about him.
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>>77583849
It was so great when he realized it was a woman who made those comics and couldn't just default to shitting on misogynerds.
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>>77583933
Well it's obviously about him, but yes. He kind of made himself look even stupider.
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>>77581149
She's meant to be Ashley Burch, so her looking like half a sack of ugly is spot on.
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>>77584088
Fuck you man Ashley is wonderful ;_;
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>>77584110
Diaz go eat three and a half bags of dicks.
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>>77571561
Oh god, Stop supporting hiveworks, please.
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>>77583968
Not necessarily. That kind of attitude happens a lot; just look at most teen writers on Deviantart or Korra shippers. Diaz just assumed it was meant to be a shot at him because he knows deep down he's full of shit and the comic hit a nerve, and also because he's a huge egotist who probably thinks everything is about him.

But now that he's already made an ass of himself, based Mary is taking shots at him over the whole "I invented Rule 63" thing and it is awesome.
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this comic is cozy as fuck and the artist is pure
nobody fucking tell her we like her
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>>77584529
She comes here sometimes but can't admit or tumblr will skin her.
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>>77572328

Has any game mentioned Mario being a plumber in the past 15 years?
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>>77584578
proof?
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>>77580681
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN FORUM.
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>>77584639
She was complaining about how some of us were saying that she isn't as thin as she draws herself. So she comes here sometimes but not often enough to realize that we complain about everything and droll over a bunch of chubby cartoon characters. Just look at adventure time threads!
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>>77573124
>>>/soc/
Go back to your den of misery. Your butthurt and misplaced anger has no power here.
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>>77584830
nigga that anecdotal evidence, not proof. Give me a link to a thread on the archive, or tell me how long ago it was so i can look it up in the archive myself.
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>>77584891
Check her posts on twitter. Probably it is still buried there.
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>>77571920
FUCK YEAH JUMPMAN (and Jumpman Jr.)
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>>77584581
Pretty sure the Paper Mario games have.
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>>77580207

desu you're probably going to the completely owned places (malls, shops, etc) and not going to the actual public bathrooms
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>>77584437
Wait, what? He says he is some kind of front runner of genderswapping shit? Really?
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>>77584183
What's wrong with Hiveworks?
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>>77585630
He made a steampunk Zelda where Zelda is the main character saving prince Link. Nintendo made Linkle and he got butthurt saying it is stupid and how they stole his much better idea. "It's not like I never designed Zelda characters" people started making fun of him and he went on a block spree while trying to damage control.
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>>77586366
Lmao, as if the whole Linkle thing couldn't get better.
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>>77583940
>you gonna break his legs, PC principal?
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>>77586366
In his version, princess Zelda held the triforce of wisdom AND courage while prince Link was a naive idiot. Talk about missing the point of a triforce.
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>>77586588
kek
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>>77586603

Has Diaz ever actually gotten the point? Ever?
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>>77584437
>also because he's a huge egotist who probably thinks everything is about him.

That reminds me of the post moviebob made about Steven Segal on South Park.
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>>77584149
What do you think he's doing instead of drawing?

Bitching about how someone did something not even similar to his steam-punk, post-human fetishism and is therefore ripping him off?

Nah, he's uvula deep on cock.
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>>77586366
Did he not do the same thing when the Link footage came out for the new game and people were suggesting that Link may be a girl in this one?
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>>77580231

yeah, I took the photo in Spain. I just thought it was hilarious some rando in Granada used Haruhi to advertise.

>>77580323

gross. ...which artist?
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>>77587140
8horns I think. Come on! Half of all Dot porn comes from him. How can you not know him?
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>>77580422

Why does this make some of you so butthurt? JET in particular (which I think is what she does) pays pretty decent and has subsidized housing. You get to travel, you get to learn a language, you get to meet new and interesting people.

Sure she and most other eikaiwa teachers are huge weebs, but they're weebs who find a way to make their tastes work for them. As long as she's not like the landwhale I met while I studied abroad (bitch skipped every ryokan breakfast in Nagano so she could hoof it to the one McDonalds in every little town to eat pancakes, didn't like Japanese food or speaking the language, and was more into Prince of Tennis musicals and real-life shotas than learning anything about the country) I got no beef with her earning some cash and making Japanese students happy.

I'm beginning to suspect the anons that hate Cagle and her ilk are either failed teachers, ex-weeaboos, or keked Japanese people. Possibly all three.
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>>77587152
Damnit Mary, stop being so based.
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>>77580709

her comment at the bottom was great, too.

>Sometimes I think it’s okay to just admit that you like looking at certain kinds of people naked and that’s okay.
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>>77581167

if this weren't diaz, that'd be okay. webcomic authors use kickstarter to compile their strips all the time.
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>>77584088

>Kimiko is based on Ash

wait what?
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My friend was a plumber for Nasa because for some reason those launch pads have a bunch of pipework. Plumbing takes you places is the point im trying to make though
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>>77587398
I'd have imagined they'd use overqualified engineers for that task just because fuck letting anyone fuck that pad up.
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>>77572328
He's an Italian plumber in Japan too, it's just not as widely known as it is over here.
http://say-it-again.livejournal.com/94273.html
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>>77579736
not to mention kris straub

the dude is seriously in the top 5 most beautiful men i've ever seen
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>>77587426
I assume engineers are as loathe to do plumbing as anyone else with a grad degree.
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>>77587495
Also plumbing involves a lot of know-how. Just because you got a degree at microbiology doesn't make you an amazing baker and brewer.
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>>77584581
Bowser calls Mario a Pesky Plumber in like every M&L or Paper Mario game.
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>>77584581
Superstar Saga did and it got re-released on the virtual console last year.
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>>77581111
>Heterochromia.

Did this guy check off every box on the 'mary sue guideline' list on fucking purpose?
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>>77587777
The blue eye is a prosthesis she got in the first "real" story arc he did after a bunch of one-offs. Kinda symbolic in a way of how she became more and more like that over time.
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>>77588082
I think if we could show it to his past self he would be shocked.
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>>77573124
>education standards lax in foreign countries
>especially in Asia
There aren't enough reaction images in the world
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>>77583849
It got better. Pic related.
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>>77587284

Besides, wouldn't five years of Diaz' strips be, like, thirty pages?
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>>77587152
>dat Morbi
hehehehehehehehehe
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>>77588952
Don't post the micro-size one.
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>>77589629
Sorry mate, looked for this one but couldnt find it
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>>77586366
>Nintendo made Linkle
NO.
Toei Tecmo made Linkle, Nintendo approved it in the game with their properties, just like they did with Lana or Cia, who arentT Nintendo characters.
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>>77578211
Here in Melbourne we have a Dragonball themed burger place. The specialty is a Super Sayan Burger which is, depending on which SSJ level you order, between 3 and 7 patties.
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>>77578512
Japan: Simultaneously at the cutting edge of technology and where faxes and telegrams are still a thing!
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>>77586635
points are worthless and hold back creativity
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>>77573124
Wow it's almost like this is a comic she draws for funny
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>>77589684
If it is good they adopt. If it works they keep using.

So they had phones with internet, games, etc before the west but keep using faxes. I think it would be pretty cool if we could see how west and east would develop if there were no cross influences from now on.
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>>77588265
You can still graduate school in Japan even if you DIE. Being held back a year doesn't actually exist there.
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>>77590648
I guess they allow a dead kid to graduate more as a gift for the family.

From what I heard that since the entrance to good universities are freaking hard people who get in already study hard by nature and that having the recommendation of a teacher is what matters so getting shit done in the university counts more than the paper tube you get at the end.
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>>77573124
Well, let's get this epic post to 15 (you)s
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>>77571920
>>77585030
Jumpman was Mario's original name.
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>>77591297
We know.

"Jumpman" was Mario's original name in the 1981 arcade game Donkey Kong, which featured several elements that appear in Jumpman. Randy Glover has stated that Donkey Kong was the original inspiration for Jumpman.[1] It is not clear whether the naming commonality is anything other than a coincidence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumpman
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>>77590942
>she did a study on how children and teens perceive female videogame characters, she wrote a book about how Metal Gear Solid treats women.

You have a very low and somewhat disturbing threshold for what constitutes an "SJW."
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>>77580709
I find it hilarious how even cartoonists can't stand Aaron Diaz.
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>>77587206

...Huh? Where did you get that I was butthurt? All I did was point out that you don't need an English degree or any experience teaching at all; Just a 4-year degree of any sort.

I don't hate Cagle at all. I think her comics are funny and cute, even if "Culture shock via Japanese kids" is something that's been done well enough before (Gaijinsmash. Not a comic of course, but the idea still gets across.)

Is it because I said mostly weeaboos do it? You yourself pointed out that most do. It is pretty much an easy-street way to get to Japan, and basically get paid to do so.

I'm borderline a weeaboo myself, so I probably would have jumped at the chance to do this, if I had the opportunity. It seems like it would be a cool thing to do regardless of even if you were or not, just for the experience, but the truth is a lot of people who do go over there are. And sometimes, once they've been exposed to the source for so long, their love for all things Japanese ends up dissipating once the way Japan "really is" sinks in. ("Really is" as in "Not like an anime.")
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>>77575877
Is there a little person hiding in that sign? Look at the top
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>>77581167
>Wait. He's just compiling what he already has?

He did not. He probably has no plans to do so within the next decade.

Meanwhile Gunnerkrigg has at least six books out.
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>>77587206
>Prince of Tennis musicals

A fujo I used to have contact with made me watch three of those.
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>>77593140
Did you at least got laid?
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>>77589684
To be fair, Faxes are still useful in business, for documents that need to be signed and both companies need a copy of it. Email works for most communication, but hard copies of signed documents are still necessary for some purposes.
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>>77591645

Ah, my bad, dude, >>77573124 and his ilk have made me suspicious of anyone who mentions how easy it is to go do eikaiwa.
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>>77593140

I love a lot of Japanese stuff but even I'm not enough of a weeaboo to put myself through a stage musical based on a fucking television cartoon.
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>>77579546
Post the comic?
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>>77575877
in argentina we simply don't have toilet paper nor sell it.

Everyone simply assumes you only use a public bathroom if you have a death wish.
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>>77576048
The best is when we draw Simpsons characters as futbol hooligans
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>>77583849
There is. Diaz complained when Linkle was revealed saying "Oh yeah, it's not like I've designed any Zelda characters" and someone tweeted back "You're right, you haven't.".
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>>77593447
This is great
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>>77593361
I posted it in thread man
>>77580681
>>77580709
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>>77586265
Nothing, he's just mad that his comic isn't good enough to get in
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>>77578349
Never forget Tijuana's famous "Superviagra" superhero plastering the streets.
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>>77593166
Are you asking if a fujoshi went on a date with a real dude? And took him to see the Prince of Tennis musical? Is that a reality we live in?
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>>77593447
there's more, they are everywhere. In the time it takes me to drive to uni I see like 3 Simpsons graffiti.
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>>77578548
Real Katie is cute tho
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>>77593690
Why else would he subject himself to something like that?
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>>77593166
I mostly hung out with her because she pretty much dld all subbed anime released each season and had built a sizeable library of CD-ROMs containing nothing but japanese cartoons I could borrow stuff from. She also had a pretty good taste in cartoons outside of the stuff she mainly watched with the intent to slash characters.
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>>77594310
So you didn't got laid.
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>>77581167
Whoa. It's been forever since I saw this cartoon.
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>>77594497
I am glad to say that I can have sex with people whose company I actually enjoy and who do not force me to watch Tenimyu.
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>>77594629
Yeah, me too. But it takes so long to warm up! I should have taken a cheap thin onahole for when I just want a quick one.
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>>77586366
>Steampunk Legend of Zelda
Is it sad that I would want to play that
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>>77575877
>I mean it makes sense, anyone can just go and steal it.
Which is why these things were invented. Don't tell me people are so desperate for toilet paper that they'll smash through a protective housing/pull it all loose and just stuff it in their pockets or something.
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>>77595536
It could be neat, but Diaz has tainted the idea.
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>>77595861
Maybe change a few thing and the idea could be untainted
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>>77593488
Thank you based Morbi
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>>77583638
>>77572911
>you will never teach cute japanese kids
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>>77584581
he literally uses pipes constantly
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>>77594629
they look like they're wearing plastic people masks
Ita pretty creepy
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>>77590942
>>77591435
She also said that violent video games supports stereotypical masculinity despite the fact that she has acted in several violent video games!
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>>77593488
Jesus christ, how is that guy able to still come back to twitter after losing face that hard?
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>>77596498
I honestly want to see pic related in a Steampunk Zelda
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>>77595817
No, but they'll do it so they can wipe their asses
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>>77597894
She would not be wrong
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>>77598292
There's a slot at the bottom that it comes out of, it's not a type of vending machine. And it's never the good toilet paper anyways.
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>>77595817
>Don't tell me people are so desperate for toilet paper that they'll smash through a protective housing/pull it all loose and just stuff it in their pockets or something.

I see it happening in Venezuela.
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>>77591435
>wrote a book about how Metal Gear Solid treats women
The study is neither here nor there but you have to imagine what type of person would look at a video game and think about its treatment of women enough to write a book about it.

>>77598313
Pic related is why
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>>77598545
"Men are expendable" is also a factor.
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>>77598313
But she's kind of a hypocrite
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>>77590942
>>77598545
How does MGS treat women? Because it's one of the most fanserivcey beefcake games I can think of. Snake gets stripped naked and tortured in practically every game. (Except MGS2, where Raiden gets that treatment instead.)
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>>77598545
>The study is neither here nor there but you have to imagine what type of person would look at a video game and think about its treatment of women enough to write a book about it.

...a critic?

Literary and film criticism have been around for an eternity. It was inevitable that video games would enjoy the same treatment once they started telling actual stories.
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>>77598741
>Snake gets stripped naked and tortured in practically every game
I need to start playing those games
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>>77598780
That's hardly the only reason to play Metal Gear, but what ever tickles your pickle.
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>>77598378
>>77595817
Everywhere I go, they always put these things so close to the ground that even a cripple would have to get out of their wheelchair to get some tp.
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>>77598850
I tend to have strange reasons to start playing something
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>>77598925
There's so many reasons to play Metal Gear. Do it!
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>>77597965
isn't that just Elemental Gimmick Gear?
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>>77598741
on one hand just about every game has lots of female fanservice
(Meryl's ass, the pin-up posters, Eva, the beauties who sway they hips towards you and give lethal hugs, Quiet)
but at the same time women are consistently better than men. Sniper Wolf talks about how women make better soldiers than men. Olga is just plain better than Raiden. The Boss is literally the single greatest soldier who ever lived, and Eva is pretty damn competent too. Ocelot's super soldiers in 4 are an all-female squad, and the most dangerous non-boss enemies in the game. Quiet is probably better at doing Venom Snake's job than he is, able to take out entire bases while he sits safe on a hill as her spotter
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>>77598741
It's a mixed bag like everything else in MGS because Kojima is a hack writer.

On one hand you have characters like Olga and The Boss who are highly competent and alll that jazz, on the other hand you have Meryl going "I was trained to have no interest in men" and all the fanservice stuff.

It's all about if you can accept retarded shit in the game in an otherwise serious story or not, people like the Burches can't and get butthurt about it and say Kojima hates women.
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>>77599532
The funny thing is, there's a lot more fanservice for fangirls in MGS then in most games, and yet somehow the SJWs manage to never notice it.
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>>77598472
In Brazil they usually are made out of metal
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>>77586603
What's weird is, with his whole ephasis on stealth, he didn't even have to mix up the triforces. "Okay I can't brute force these fuckers, better sneak around or snipe" seems pretty damn wise.
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>>77587206
Unless her comics are complete lies, she's not that bitch at all. She has some of her students teach her shit back.
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I e-mailed her introducing myself and asking if she wanted to be penpals a few months ago. Made it very clear it wasn't an obsession or romantic thing, I just feel it's hard to make friends as an adult with similar hobbies and we both do creative work, so it could be interesting. She didn't reply.

She doesn't come across as a bitch at all to me, probably just not too social. Social media banter is really just that.
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>>77586603
IIRC he referenced the CD-I Zelda games in his plot synopsis.
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>>77601761
>anthony burch
>developer
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>>77575395
She lives in Japan. She's a ogre no matter what she wears there.
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>>77574610
She has some mojo tendencies, judging from her comics. I'd be surprised if she's had a bf or gf since highschool.
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>>77603805
Her comics that touch on her social life seem somewhat normal. Even the one with her and the other girl linguists playing Settlers of Catan mentions this is a thing just because the guys in their friend group are doing another thing.
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>>77602582
Well he managed to develop his wife into an unmarried woman, which improved things for her.
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>>77573176
>rigged to not play video files
Chrome runs from a thumb drive on everything and has Pepperflash, so it can play about anything. Computer harder, bitch.
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>>77571920
So old that I remember playing this countless times. Dem jumps to the tiny platforms didn't work out too often.
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>>77603935
I assume their computer levels are way bellow yours. The kids are little kids, probably not even pre-teens. And the teacher is an artist. The computer would probably be set on fire if she tried to do something more complex to bypass the system. Also she would have to prepared beforehand and believe or not but most people don't have pendrive with browsers/OS/games.
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>>77579253
She does other comics, mang.
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>>77597907
I don't know why anyone goes to start with. Keeping up an identity is a drag.
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>>77581244
Hire someone to handle your online image so you don't have to interact with your "fanbase", assuming you get one.
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>>77603845
You clearly don't have the sight.
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>>77604193
When I was a kid, I showed my school librarian google. There is always a "computer kid", and everyone knows who he is.
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>>77604920
>morals education
I'm on the side of teaching moral lessons to kids, probably many problems could disappear if more schools did this, but japanese morals are pretty shady and not the best example for any kid
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>>77571633
The guy leaps into it, and as he descends he listens to the warp noise to figure out what's wrong. Then he fights the giant turtles and/or mushrooms blocking it up, and badabing.
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>>77593593
>Nothing, he's just mad that his comic isn't good enough to get in

It's not that. It's just a super shitty group of cliques. It's pretty much webcomic High school. Plus, 2 percent of the artist ever get paid. you'd have to be a 1 percenter to get that option
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>>77605163
Your morals are just as shady, I promise.
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>>77605358
nope, pretty sure japan is the worst country
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>>77605418
Heh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaAv8qMkSk8
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>>77572476
I had the idea for a chain of dedicated bathroom buildings. If you've ever been to a city you know how every building has to say "BATHROOMS FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY", and if you've driven a long time for a trip you know you look out for certain kinds of places hoping their bathrooms are relatively cleaner.

Well, what if like McDonald's there were bathroom centers all along the highway and on city corners? You go in and there's a free area that's basically a nicer piss trough, then there are small dollar bathrooms, then nicer two dollar bathrooms, and so on.

You could even use the web service to reserve the really nice bathrooms for like five dollars, and maybe if it was big you could actually pay like ten bucks a month to be guaranteed one of the nice bathrooms or your money back.

You'd only have to have like three guys for staff to keep the bathrooms super clean.
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>>77605494
Those glory holes had better be really good. Like, padded, or something.
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>>77605494
It's not in our culture to pay for a bathroom. Every single one would get vandalized repeatedly.
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>>77605466
but there's no people living in south africa, they all went to germany.
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>>77605494
I once paid two bucks to piss on a wall. you just literally piss on the wall and a drainage takes care of your piss
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>>77605494

Mr.wonderful here. You'll never scale and sounds Stupid. Kill it, burn it and bury it.
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>>77590917
A kid who died at my sister's highschool was given an honorary degree at their graduation and I pissed some people off by joking "some people struggle and don't even get degrees, this guy just gets one for free without doing any work, what bullshit!"
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>>77605358
japan morals are based on hundreds of years of hate and racism against anything that is not japanese (but also they are known to be racist against their own people like the ones from osaka), and one of the few countries who find honor in suicide or murder.
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>>77605820
actually that sounds pretty dickish, I would have slapped your tits right in the spot.
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>>77587206
There's something weird about seeing someone tell the same story they told in a thread like a year ago.

It's almost like you're all real people and every post isn't just a completely different person, and that the same people post multiple times on this board
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>>77605823
>and one of the few countries who find honor in suicide or murder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M
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>>77605887
japan has one of the highest rate of suicide in the world
bad grades? suicide.
your job sucks? suicide.
bored during summer? suicide.
favorite anime character dies on screen?. suicide, probably also leave a vengeful ghost.
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>>77574108
In your animes.
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>>77605533
I got the idea today when I really had to take a shit and every place nearby seemed like a HIV breeders meeting ground.

I was fully prepared to pay five bucks for a clean shitter. And if you've ever lived in the city you know tons of people are.

>>77605533
That's what the employees would be there for. Besides who'd pay a buck just to go in and write shit on a toilet that's just gonna get cleaned immediately after anyway?

>>77605757
Well I'm not a businessman so I'd never actually do it, and it NEEDS to be as common as McDonald's or Starbucks to even work. So I'll leave it to whoever wants to be the Willy Wonka of public restrooms to make it a reality.
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No you fools, you have to find the best bathrooms in a city, mark them, then create an app that can tell you which is closest to you.
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>>77605990
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate

>Nipnog land not even in the top 10

Keep your misinformation to yourself. Next thing you'll say all the french ever do is surrender.
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>>77606028
>17/170 in first list
>9/107 in second list

still quite high.
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>>77606028
large countries have bigger suicide rates because there's more people, japan being #17 is such a big deal for such a small country, also their birth rates are dropping even more every year
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>>77598472
I've seen that in America.
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>>77606004
>pay a buck
The door would keep going missing. And people would piss all over your exterior walls. It just not a good idea.
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>>77606086
You don't even know what rates are! Did you skip school or this is what they call education where you are from?
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>>77605991
No, American education standards really suck fifteen bags of whale dicks. Asian countries don't believe in curving grades or "no child left behind". If an entire class has a bad overall score on the test, they don't magically make whoever had the highest score be the equivalent of an A. If anything it even causes headaches for the teachers because if all students end up with terrible grades on their particular subject it just opens a whole new can of worms for the teacher.

>>77606086
>Larger countries
>Just about every single country in the top 10 is smaller than Japan

On top of that, I fail to see any correlation between declining birth rates and being a country that "find honor in suicide or murder", specially when some of the causes of the declining birthrates are the rise of herbivore men and NEETs that don't want in any way shape or form to assosciate with 3dpd
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>>77606028
Yet Wikipedia also has a whole article specifically about suicide in Japan and how it's a big national issue. Kind of giving mixed signals there.
Also note how Japan is one of the few industrial countries that is so high, the others are shitholes, except for Korea.
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>>77606079
Not highest.

People spout bulshit about Japan all the time. I'm in Japan right now and a lot of things people say is pure bulshit.

>they are not fat because they eat very little.
Bulshit, they don't eat a cheese block like a chocolate bar like those landwhales but they still eat a lot. They are not fat because their diet in general is healthier (but not every dish is healthy, also they have a huge variety of unhealthy snacks) and they walk/ride a bicycle much more.

>They are sooo racist!
I feel more racism in my multicultural country. Of course there are racist people, there are racists anywhere but they probably threat people here better than in your country. I see fags claiming that they were given the english menu as an example of Japanese racism when all they were trying to do is be helpful.

>it is dangerous
It is literally one of the safest countries in the world.

>sexist
Women are happier than men in Japan.

And the list goes on. Also I have seen people making claims about Japan like if they were an expert when all he did was a vacation on China and generalized what he saw to all Asia.
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>>77606220
notice how the first 10 are full of 3rd world country shitholes, of course their respective government calls them suicides and not "ooops!, we let a guerrilla fucking kill every single person in that village".
also about finding honor in suicide about like 70 years ago it was still very common to see soldiers spilling their guts on the streets because they lost the war and that was totally shameful, that kind of thing kept going until the 80's when most people who fought in that war was already dead. right now you have lot of people who find very honorable to kill themselves because they don't want to shame their families for very trivial things like not making enough money or not marrying or working for a person their parents accept.
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>>77606447
You are pulling shitty conclusions out of your ass. Why don't you check how third world countries deal with murders first?
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>>77606290
Just means someone cared enough to write the article, is all.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_in_Ukraine
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>>77606447
>muh bastardized bushido code

Holy cow you really will eat up everything western media tells you.
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>>77575355
Is Mario a deadweight on mushroom welfare?
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>>77606545
And Ukraine is in direct neighborhood on that scale. Still higher than most other countries.
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>>77603805
At least she's not a full on unlike able fujoshit or something. Being shy is ok at least that's what I tell myself
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>>77599736
I think a lot of it relates to the same problem people have with Diaz, with the "Just admit you like the titties, don't tell me they're empowering somehow". Especially with characters like Laughing Octopus or Quiet.
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>>77607775
I'm pretty sure they just find it funny to put fanservice for both audiences together with other goofy stuff in the middle of what is mostly a serious story. They don't advertise Metal Gear as a feminist game.
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>>77571921
Mushroom-Kingdom plumbers are not like Real-World-Kingdom plumbers.
Pipes in the Mushroom Kingdom are warp tunnels used to channel energy and matter. Plumbers are like mystic demi-gods with command over time and space.
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>>77571920

>jumpman before mario

What did I miss?
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>>77605494
There's a company called 2theloo doing that in Europe right now, even has little shops selling fancy toilet supplies and knick-knacks in them.
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>>77599283
>Ocelot's super soldiers in 4 are an all-female squad, and the most dangerous non-boss enemies in the game

However at the same time you've got the worst portrayal of women in MGS, The Beauties, who are just really poorly executed characters all around. Despite their concept and the Beast portion of the fights being pretty cool.
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>>77574884

For all the complaints about "unrealistic ideals of beauty", the fact remains that thirsty little boys have no standards.
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>>77605494
>>77608895

And, of course, they did that in Snow Crash.
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>>77604213
oh. i never realized she was cubewatermelon. damn. now i feel stupid.
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>>77589667
What's a double?

The Kaioken?
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>>77608895
I bet they wouldn't have much success in India.
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>>77605858
Fuck you, buddy.

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem and should be discouraged whenever and however possible.
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>>77605990
Pic related?
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>>77609609
everyone has a right to death
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>>77609648
All lives exist to serve the common good.

What, you think that because little Suzy Blue dumped you and you're all broken up about it, that gives you the right to take yourself out of the equation?
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>>77609609
You are dealing with the effect and not the cause. People who kill themselves are in a state where it doesn't matters anymore. It is not a temporary problem for them because in their minds all the hope was destroyed. There is nothing more to be done, there is no fixing. Being a dick to the families and friends of people who killed themselves doesn't bring anything good to them or anyone at all except you who can act like a dick you are and still think you are doing good.
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>>77609675
>All lives exist to serve the common good.
No, it doesn't.
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>>77609609

Speaking as a Buddhist, suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
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>>77609709
>>77609722
Faggots.

>>77609732
You, though? You I like.
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>>77609675
>All lives exist to serve the common good.

SHUT UP AND DIE XENOS SCUM
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>>77609747
Still not doing any good in the world. Did you thought on that reply by yourself?
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>>77609762
As if the Emperor would encourage the frivolous waste of human life.
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>>77609747
Studies indicate that the extinction of mosquitoes would have only minor negative effects on the world. Animals that feed on them would just shift to feed on other insects, the study about mutual adaptations indicates that the males take nectar from flowers without actually promoting pollination and any other role they might perform is negligible. They exist just to steal and spread diseases.
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>>77606418
>but they probably threat people here better than in your country
sure but that doesn't mean they don't hate you.
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>>77609801
Also, ticks.
Ticks are the worst animal. Their removal would be great.
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>>77609801
What about roaches? What would the result of the eradication of roaches be?
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>>77609877
We wouldn't be able to terraform Mars.
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>>77584581
Super Mario 3D World literally begins with Mario and Lugi fixing a broken pipe.
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>>77609832
It is okay if you don't like everybody. It is not okay if you hurt others because of it.
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>>77609877
Roaches are nature recyclers converting all sort of shit into a pack filled with proteins, vitamins, fats, minerals, etc. in cities I heard that roaches and rats prevent our sewers to be blocked and probably there is some truth to it considering how all that grease hardens as it cools down but I don't know how much of it is due to them.
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>>77606028
>the 33rd male suicide rank value is still higher than the 1st female suicide rank value
My god.
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>>77611222
Inability to cope with stressful situations is one of the things that cause people to commit suicide, and for the most part a lot of the stressful stuff is still a burden on the man's shoulders.
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>>77611222
one of the main deterrent for suicide is having confidantes to can explain you situation to and receive sympathy. Not necesarily advice, but just someone understanding your situation and validating how you feel.

Men are terrible at providing that to other men. Most one only get that from their girlfriend/wife, while the men they know tell them to man up, tough it out, stop being a pussy. So men who don't have or lose their SO are left with no support network at hand.

Men need to be more sympathetic of their fellow man if they want this to change.
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>>77611222
Guys in general can't just date/marry rich when they can't be successful on their own and as such have a bigger pressure on them, get bullied the most growing up, don't show their feelings, don't find partners for sexual relief as easily as females.

It's a lot to cope with on your own, and in big cities you feel alone the most when you're surrounded by people. If I were ever to live in Japan, I have no doubt I'd want to be on the countryside.
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>>77609609
Suicide is a shortcut to the end of the game. You just don't get the high score and miss all the cutscenes.
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>>77609675
We can't even agree on what that is
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>>77609801
>>77609855
Bedbugs are a blight that exist only to punish mankind for our hubris. They don't belong anywhere but with us.
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>>77579260
>I may have actually convinced someone to buy this product.
>Gonna need the brillo pad in the shower tonight.
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>>77573864
I've never seen her face
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>>77597627
plumbers don't enter pipes with their entire bodies
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>>77611222

Lots of countries basically shame you for trying to get a sympathetic ear, much less asking for help with your feelings, if you're a man. Being able to overcome suicidal thoughts is stroongly correlated with having a support network you can spill your guts to and get support from.

Basically, machismo is bullshit and kills a fuckload of people.
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>>77576048
fast food and fap-fodder - that business model really needs to be adopted by other restaurants
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