>high school kid makes a crack about a girl >gets

This isn't /a/. I don't think that's happened

>something surprising happens
>camera pans up to the sky
>EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>77368649
Still not /a/

>character wakes up late doesn't have time to eat breakfast
>has a bowl of left over ramen while running to school

>gets sexually aroused
>nosebleed

>new transfer student in school
>takes empty seat next to window

>out adventuring
>time for a snack
>it's riceballs

>get triggered by cartoon
>complain on /co/

>>77368679
>he gets attacked by mobile suits

>>77368749
>the main character barely shows up in the second half of the show

>>77368685
Joking aside where the fuck does that even come from?

>>77368489
Or punched in the stomach.

>>77368770
>the main character is actually a crossdresser and was posing as the girl character all along

>>77368774
Stand in for blood rushing to the penis since they couldn't show an erection.

THIS IS AMERICA GOD DAMN IT

>>77368774
Higher blood pressure? Maybe Japanese just have bad blood vessels in their noses.

>>77368815
>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>main character confesses his love for fireworks

>>77368774
High heart rate and blood pressure from anxiety can cause nasal capillaries to rupture.

>>77368774
Japanese people don't show emotion and in some cases they are so aroused that their head gets overheated thus nosebleeds.

I see it a lot when people have sex in hentai too.

>main character has to go inside someone else's body like in fantastic voyage and must be out before they start to grow big again

>>77368868

That is fucking hilarious

>>77368832
Gaston?

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>main character shoots several unarmed, restraint people because his sempai said so

>character makes some outrageous claim about a person/place/thing
>it actually ends up being true.

>>77368774
High blood pressure + you can't show boners or make any genitalia jokes on TV.

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>guy gets erection
>his pants conform to the shape of his cock

>>77368774
It's an old Japanese wives tale or something. They claim that staring at a pretty girl for long time would make your nose bleed so men were supposed to avert their eyes

>>77368905
I'm curious to see how far that programming goes. He's fiercely loyal and his bud is now the head honcho.

>best girl
>doesn't win

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>>77368905
>a little kid executes several unarmed, restraint people because his senpai said so

>>77368489
>she is expelled from school for assault

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>>77368832
so you love fireworks too, you shit.

>>77368968
Needs a brazzers logo

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>>77368968
Not really, I don't like loud noises.
I love Kashima.

>>77368887
>Girl trying to give you some and gets blood on your dick. One case they had to stop having sex because he got blood on her boobs.

>>77369008
Kashima is best girl behind Seo

>>77369052
dear diary
i got a new bro today

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>>77368932
Well, es we've heard it's almost like they're stuck in some kind of spiral.
Orga will keep setting more ambitious goals and raising the stakes because he has to live up what he feels are Mika's expectations of him.
And Mika will do next to anything necessary to live up to Orga's expectations of him.

The only sane person is basically Biscuit... maybe Eugene.
We haven't seen Kudelia in action yet, but chances are she's similarly nutso in her own way.

>>77369052
I see you in the toonami threads and I'm curious. Do you read any comics/watch any cartoons or do you just come to /co/ to discuss anime?

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>>77369052
>anyone being better than Kashima
Nice joke.

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>>77368489
>think this is going to turn into a /co/ ballbusting thread
>turns into an anime cliche thread on /co/

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>ugly character undergoes transformation
>nobody in the cast expects what happens next
>turns out they're absolutely gorgeous after one small change, like removing their glasses or turning their switch

OOOOOH YEEEES

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>>77369092
what are, "comics and cartoons"?

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>>77368958
>he then goes through vr training and kills his senpai

>>77369092
I've seen him talking about how much he hates Kate Leth.

>>77368741
I'd rather have donuts.

>>77369124
Is it gay if I want to fuck Mettaton? He did used to be a woman, so I think it's OK.

>high school girl makes a crack about a kid
>gets repeatedly raped

>>77369229
That's not hard. You don't even have to read comics to do so.

>main character falls in love with a girl but can confess
>it finally found a way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g

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>>77369409

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>>77368489
>character drops something heavy on his foot
>yells in pain
>cuts to shot of a jungle with parrots flying out of the trees
>and then to a wide shot of earth
>maybe even beyond the galaxy

>>77370669
nigga that a GOAT-tier one
simpsons did a great one in "who shot mr. burns"

i will never not love that joke

>>77369211
>protag doesn't play college ball

>>77371057
>Protag played college ball, but at some cushy Ivy League school

REEEEEEEEEE

>>77370669
>loops back around as the galaxy becomes the inside of their mouth

>>77369092
Sometimes I think he takes off his name to compliment himself on his taste or call himself a bro.

>>77371382
No, that's usually me. Although I occasionally wonder if I'm actually him and just don't know it.

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>>77368716
Holy shit how has this never occurred to me?

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>>77371427
I'm CQC Bro. And you are too.

>introduce characters like the most badasses ever
>they job like little bitches on the first fight

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>>77371508
Now neither of us will be virgins?

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>>77371619
L-Lewd

>>77368716
>new transfer student in school
>sits down next to her future best friend who instantly starts talking to her like they'd been friends for years

I wish getting friends was always that easy.

>>77368489
>>>/trash/

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>>77368716
Truly Nippon is the land of creativity.

>>77371993
It is for girls. When I moved high schools there was also a new girl in the class. Everyone went out of there way to talk to her, and by the end of the day she had several girl friends to hang out with. No one even bothered to say hello to me.

>>77372030
>Not taking the very back seat
>Having someone behind you

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>>77369409
It's like /a/ made it's own form of Baneposting and shoehorns it into every thread.

>>77372112
It's like they want to get stabbed in the back.

>it's a beach episode

>its a clone/eviltwin/copycat episode

>its a body swap episode
even worst if the voices dont change