>"Clark, you're super, man." Only true nerds

>"Bruce, you're parents are dead."

>>77344220
"The robberies could've been orchestrated by one of the recently laid off STAR Labs employees seeking revenge. So many of them were let go, like this Professor Stein or Ronnie guy. It was STAR Labs had a fire storm."

>>77344231
>"Some joker in white makeup is robbing all of the banks downtown."

>>77344220
>"That Constantine guy smokes way too much. He's going to kill himself doing that, that hellblazer."

It's hard livin' on the fast lane, lois.

>>77344220
>"I shall destroy your icons, your symbols of hope... your marvels. Avengers, Age of Ultron is upon you."

>>77344220
>"He's just a bully, don't mess with him. He's so bad at interacting with people, it's like he's alien. Crossing him will be your Doomsday."

>"Why are you so obsessed with that Bane kid? What, are you investigating him? Do you work for the CIA or something?"

>"Barry, where'd you come from? You just appeared in a flash. "

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implying you didn't grin

>>77344248
>>77344390
I just realized how for granted I take Cisco just flat out naming the characters.

O'ryan you crazy dog (of war)

>>77344416
That's actually gotten very grating.
I'd rather had characters name themselves.

>>77344312
>"Whoa, there's a party at the Kane-Finger mansion? Your friend Pavel told me nothing. "

>"Life isn't easy, Oliver. They're aren't a bunch of green arrows everywhere to tell you where to go."

>"Ray, did you finish your essay on the atoms?"

>>77344437
"Yo, Hank, sorry to hear about your aunt, man."

>>77344437
>not "Ryan, Ray, did you finish your essays on the Atoms?"
fucked up

>"Victor, you always have your face buried in your computer. You're going to become a cyborg doing that."

>>77344468
>"Why don't you go by your real name, John? Nightwing?"

>>77344468
>>77344483
>"Well, aren't you teens a bunch of titans?"

> "Caitlin, you can't leave S.T.A.R labs right now! The frost outside is killer!"

>"Clark, that kid looks just like you. He's bizarre- OH! Here he comes!"

>"Let's get some ice cream from that new shop, Mr. Mix, Yes, Lick-Spit.

>>77344420
Have the news name them like it's always been.

>>77344554
What is this? Spider-Man?

>"Whoa, you discovered Zod, the kid they call The General, could have powers? Lois, I could hug you! "
>"Careful Clark. Too hard and you could snap someone's neck."

>>77344563
You gotta take care of Zod, Clark. And make it snappy!

>"Stop being so dumb, Hal. Everyone else in this class is bright as day."

>>77344576
>"Zod is impossibly fast. He can run at breakneck speeds."

>"Kara is great. She's a really super girl."

>"With breasts like that you got da power, girl!

>>77344653
>That Jimmy sure is something. He's a real buck.

>All these attacks have been constant. Teen violence sure have increased these past few days.

>>77344528
Jeph Loeb made this joke in the issue where Bizzaro and Superman switch bodies. It's what made the league realize that it was actually Superman in Bizzaro's body.

>>77344250
I could honestly picture Joker saying "meh, I'll take it."

So you're turtle mutant teenage ninjas?

>>77345465
whqt?

>>77344412
I had a sensible chuckle.

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>>77345590
I remembered it a little wrong, MM comes in and stops the league then Clark makes the joke

>>77345639
I have no idea why that posted upside down. I can't get it to not do that

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>>77345639
Thanks for the screenshot, Bizarro.

>>77345674
Fuck, you just made the joke i was gonna make.

>>77344220
>Captain America, Civil War is nigh
JEsus fucking christ

>"Buddy, stop that, you're acting like an animal, man"

>>77344220
>I killed Superman, I killed Super--man
And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic

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So.....We're some kinda Suicide Squad?

It's clobbering time!

>>77344412
>CW uses "Man of Steel" to describe a murderous bully
Gee, I wonder if they're a little mad about WB not allowing them to use certain characters

>>77344468
Look at "Doctor Doom" here!

What is coming?

Doomashev

>>77346226
>"You were right, Deadshot, we really are a DC'S Suicide Squad from Warner Brothers Pictures, in theaters 2016 starting Will Smith and Jared Leto"

>"Wow, he really was a Big Guy 4U (now in theaters) after all!"

STOP THIS

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>"You've got eyes like a hawk, girl!"

>>77346255
NO, BRO! NO!

>>77344672
Dammit.

>>77346273
Gee, friendo, it couldn't be because the villain of the week was a metal man, a literal man of steel, huh