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Extra Life Stream: http://roosterteeth.com/extralife
>RWBY:
Latest episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-season-3-chapter-2-new-challengers
Preview of Japanese Dub: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-CdE1k9U2s
No new episode this weekend.
Episode 3 Preview : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyuu7YP11eA
>Red vs Blue:
Will return next year with an anthology season
>X-Ray and Vav:
Latest Episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/x-ray-and-vav-season-2-episode-10-reign-down
>RTAA:
Latest Episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-animated-adventures-2015-the-contractor-conumdrum
The Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/WfPX5kv5
1st for Drunk Gus
>Pennys delicious flat chest
Does Blake know she's a walking stereotype?
>>77316581
>he shoved a finger up Miles' ass
There are things in this world not meant for human eyes.
>>77316514
Just him?
AND TRIPLE BABIES
>>77316567
Micheal is more of a man than I'll ever be.
>>77316615
You have excellent taste and I wish you dreams of penny lubing you up with coolant before grinding your shaft
>>77316567
>not putting the Youtube link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=femA6Qlz5_k
>>77316625
'Cause the Roll King appeals to me and my muay thai training. But if it's cool and since we're playing this RP by ear, would it be okay if VNLA show up?
And if it's ok, can you tell me more about them?
>drunk Gus just points at everyone he agrees with
Best boy.
Gus invoking the spirit of DrunkGamers right now, damn.
rip gus
Gus is a pretty intense drinker.
Holy fuck everything about Gus right now is amazing.
FOR THE KIDS
>>77316629
>2014
>Michael eats Lava Cakes for Extra Life and hurls
>2015
>Michael gets shot with a tazer for Extra Life
What the fuck are they going to do to him for 2016? It's getting progressively worse for him.
So I haven't been paying attention to the stream, cause I've been busy. Is Michael okay after tanking two tazers?
>>77316716
He already said next he's getting stabbed.
Worship the chocolate goddess
There's just...There's nothing right about jack right now..
he just...he needs to get a fake beard or something...it just ain't rig-
>double down beard
>Kerry eating beard between chicken tenders
And now he knows what it was like to be in an 80's porno.
Kerry just ate Jack's beard.
Late night stream is weird
>>77316752
>Ruby reads Blake's smut stash.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHSoztUW0pk&feature=youtu.be
Kerry just yacked up Jack's beard and Drunk Gus is finishing the leftovers.
>for charity
GUS
NO
>>77316752
We do, man. We do.Is there a full version of that picture?
>>77316781
Not that I know of, sorry.
Kerry seriously looks like a little kid right now.
>KERRY NO! YOU STILL HAVE A LIVER! GUS' DIED 30 YEARS AGO!
>>77316567
>No new episode this weekend.
why is this allowed
I blame multiculturalism
Gus is trying to kill his employees live on the internet
>Gus's retirement plan wasn't the shotgun after all
>It was to kill himself with alcohol on camera FOR THE KIDS
>>77316833
>implying Gus doesn't drink this much every night
So this is my first RT livestream and holy shit this whole thing is gold.
>>77316825
>why is this allowed
this live stream made up for it
>FOR THE KIDS
>MILES DOES HIS BEST!
>THIS
Oh my god Gus is the reason this stream exists. I love how all the OG roosterteeth guys just do NOT give a shit anymore.
Drunk Gus is a golden.
>>77316857
>only about 5 hours left
>have to wait another whole year for the next 24 hour stream
>everyone could either die or quit, or get fired by then
Okay this is it. Stream over. Gus won. Gus won the stream.
>getting sleepy
>no tyler on the live stream to talk me to sleep
>tfw they wasted his bed time story earlier this morning
IM SCARED
Gus is GONE.
GUS CHEESE IMMINENT
>Barbara saying no more shots
>Gus is sluring like crazy
>"I did three shots and then...and then...and then"
>"I AM THE CHEESE MASTER!"
How much longer till he just passes right the fuck out on stage
>>77316972
It would be the most ironic if someone died on a live charity stream.
I really hope it doesn't happen.
HOLY FUCK GUS JUST SHOVED MILES
EVERYONE IN SHOCK
GUS RAN OFF
JESUS H CHRIST
I'm just having short watches of the stream inbetween other stuff and every time it's just gotten weirder.
This is the best Extra life stream yet.
I can't wait for Gus's regret on the Podcast tomorrow.
HOME MADE CHEESE IS MISSING IN ACTION.
GUS JUST NAILED BLAINE WITH THE JUG
DEMANDS THE WHEEL IS SPUN TWICE
"I STARTED THIS COMPANY! YOU ALL HAVE JOBS BECAUSE OF ME"
ALL HANDS ON DECK SHIT IS GETTING TOO REAL IN THE RT LIVE STREAM
PLAN B TIME!
Gus is just getting drunk and firing people while screaming about cheese or some shit.
Is this what all charity events are like?
>>77317037
I honestly thought Plan B was going to be Gus punching Miles in the stomach.
And I got really worried for a second.
>ABORTIONS FOR THE KIDS
SHIRT'S OFF
GUS IS IN FULL EFFECT
MILES IS PLAN BLEE!
MILES IMMEDIATELY HAS BLAINE DO A SHOT FROM GUS' BELLY BUTTON
IT'S FUCKING SPREADING!
GUS PULLED LINT OUT OF HIS BELLY
FOORRRR TTTHEEE KIIDIDSS
can someone get a screen shot of barbaras face whenthey said its body shot time?
Jesus fuck i'm about to puke harder than when he did the shot from josh's button
Is someone screen capping this thread? Reading about what's happening without seeing it is almost funnier than the actual stream.
Gus has hijacked this charity event.
>Miles actually left a hand on gus' stomach
Imagine if Burnie was here, holy shit. Alcohol poisonings everywhere.
Fucking hell Gus put your shirt back on
GUS IS TEABAGGING MILES ON LIVE TV
This is amazing. This is the best thing i've ever seen come out of Rooster Teeth. FOR THE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS
>>77317096
>I AM CATBUG AND YOU'RE ALL FIRED
>NOW BRING US CHEESE
I literally just turned the stream on like 5 minutes ago
What the FUCK is going on
>Drunk Gus is doesn't remember what sober gus' ideas are anymore
>it involves fighting dracula and a code
>"WHY DO WE HAVE GARLIC!?"
>"for fighting vampires"
Someone's gonna throw up.
I can't imagine being that wasted and being able to stomach that.
>>77317096
We need the entire OG cast here.
Joel, Burnie, Geoff, Gus
This shit would get the RT channel shut down if they were all there in full force.
>>77317143
Gus's Wheel of Mystery too powerful.
>>77317143
The greatest live stream ever.
>>77317143
Gus is going on.
>>77317115
>>77317119
>>77317120
>>77317132
>>77317147
>He's their boss
Stream just stopped. Either they're trying to control gus or it crashed.
Nooo stream nooo
Stream is broken once again.
>>77317171
It just crashed. Just reload or wait it out.
>>77317176
Stream came back and the first thing I saw was Kerry(?) shouting "WHY DOES IT BURN?"
>>77317143
You know the fuckers we complain about constantly? Well now half of them are drunk and doing stupid shit.
Kerry is so drunk he asked "Am I a vampire?"
>>77317153
It sounds like someone just did.
I wonder what thoughts are going through Gray's mind right now.
>>77317171
>Either they're trying to control gus
Let them fucking try
I swear to god the building is going to be on fire and Gus is going to be streaking through the streets of Austin when the feed comes back.
>Stream dies
>When I reload it, first thing I hear is Miles going "that was the funniest thing I've seen"
>Motherfucker
>Name is set to Paypal name
How do I donate with a meme name u guys
>>77316669
It's more than fine, since they aren't really going anywhere and they were just villain concepts to begin with (but also the main focus of the story).
They were originally for the Summer prompt idea but without that I guess they are just adults (age range from mid to late 30s). The idea was taht when they were younger they aspired to go to Beacon, despite having the skills and abilities to best any other team at the time singlehandedly, but never got in so they made their own team , Team VNLA (also a play on words with the word villain [VLAN] ) and many years after that they each now live scattered around different parts of Remnant doing other jobs. You can change the story any way you want, down to the character's bone if you want to.
Vance Wilhelm
The old leader of the team.
His unnatural semblance converts his aura into radiating outward energy allowing to add more power to his already strong blows. Can also launch projectiles. But this depletes his aura overtime until it can recharge again.
His weapon the Silber Kaiser are gauntlets restraints that weigh him down and also help him at least control his semblance therefore wears it hidden under his clothes everytime but dampens the aura output so he doesn't completely deplete it. Without its restraint, his semblance is left in its base form which boosts his strentgh but poses a major risk of it depleting his aura faster and taking a toll on his already deteriorating health.
Vance fights like a brawler. No holds barred and outright tries to overpower his opponent every chance he gets. He only removes Silber Kaiser as a last resort option. His weakness is his perfectionism and his inability to work in a team effectively.
The idea behind his character was an all-out powerhouse that wins on pure attrition and force but remains calm with a suppressed demeanour.
Sweet Mother Teresa on a Mercadez Benz
Gus is just raping the fuck out of miles.
He's put his fingers up miles' ass twice already
GUS SAYS HE'S SICK. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA DO
WE ARE AT DEAFCON 1 PEOPLE
>Why are we here?
>I don't know but it keeps me up at night
>THAT'S MY LINE MOTHER FUCKER
HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEBER HIS FUCKING LINES
>>77317201
>I work for these people
>>77317216
>>77317223
>>77317235
>>77317237
molestation mind
>>77317250
It just looks so wrong.
I can't wait for the beard to grow back.
They're basically livestreaming a party at this point
>"Hey Gus?"
>"I mean Kyle! Oh fuck, no, not you!"
Imagine Monty being present. Done? Move on.
>been up for 24 hours already
>5 to go
Can't miss this drunk Gus though.
>>77317277
That's when Gopnik knowledge comes in handy.
ANOTHER SPIN
"SHUT UP TWO BLAINES"
"Let me tell you what KERRY. KYLE! You tried to sass me. Your gonna eat it! You're all over this KYYYLLEEE"
BRACE FOR IMPACT
Ryan nothing, Gus is the real Mad King.
Anyone here own the RWBY BluRays? How are they cut? Episodic format or edited into a movie? Given that some episodes are barely 5 mins long including the OP I think a movie format would be better to watch on TV.
>>77317291
>You will never see Monty as blitzed as Gus
Why live?
>>77317310
THE MAD KING IS DEAD
BOW TO THE CHEESE WHEEL MASTER
>>77317254
Aziza "Azi" Razia
The support class of the group.
The reserved member of the team. Her semblance is her ability to manipulate sands into a storm allowing for a quick escape or a decisive ambush. Azi wields the Khamsin Fury, two kilij sabres that interconect by their pommel used to cut through her opponents.She resides in the barren desert of Remnant, wandering aimlessly around the sandy wastes in solitude. She is an unparalled fighter when in her element but outside of it she's just above average. She carries baubles of sand on her sash to transport sand. Her weakness is her inability to communicate her thoughts and instead keeps everything to herself.
The idea behind her character was swift and deadly assassin that uses their environment as their prime advantage.
MILES FUCKING GRABBED THE SANDWHICH AND ATE IT
HE FUCKING GRABBED GUS
"YOU FUCKING STAY"
THE GLOVES ARE COMING OFF PEOPLE
>>77317344
SHIT HAS GOTTEN REAL
FOR THE KIDS
>>77317344
>LOOK AT ME!
Oh my god they're playing chicken with the hair sandwich
>cole wants to do it
>everyone talking to him like his a jumper on the empire state building
>gus comes back
>DID COLE DO IT
>everyone saying he did
EATING JACK CONFIRMED SUICIDE
Cheese Master in RWBY when?
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
>mfw this entire stream
How much have they made for the kids so far?
FUCK IT, IT'S FOR THE KID
BUY THE FUCKING POSTER
FUCK IT
JUST FUCK IT
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE
sup RWBYg, what's cookin' good lookin'?
Glad to see you Oct.
now who wants stuff done?
>>77317339
So this is the girl inspired by the Yasuo character from League of Legends?
>>77317392
Nearly $329k.
>>77317397
What kinda stuff? Draw stuff?
>>77317392
~$330,000 just from donations, don't know the poster sales, hasn't been mentioned in a while
>Barbara is just sitting there awkwardly
>>77317410
every stuff
>gus knocking over the wheel
holy fuck
>>77317397
Nora holding up a bench one handed with the rest of team JNPR on it. Optional Gaston outfit on her.
>>77317431
Pyrrha, Winter, Jaune, threesome. Draw it, animate it, write it, Haiku it, I don't care just gimme dat.
I'm certain that not everyone who's watching know what RT is and just watching it for the chaos.
Gus might need an uber, but that jacket be straight styling.
>mfw he probably stole it
>>77317339
There was a little complaint on his design so it was changed to a more boxer archetype to adopt the bobbing, weaving and rolling. But I provided both designs for your discretion
Neil "The Roll King" Richards or Neil "The King" Richards
The wild card of the group. His semblance is his hyper-reaction. The more focused in his fight the faster his reaction time is. Although limited to things he can only see and react to this does not however serve as a speed boost.
He doesn't fight with a weapon but instead relies on pure fighting techniques and prefers and punish his opponents mistakes with devastating counter blows his way to victory.
Taunting is no stranger in his skillset too. His only weakness is his arrogance. He is mostly found in underground cage matches.
>>77317402
She is actually inspired by Crixalis and Twin Spear Lann believe it or not.
>>77317384
Even mercury would nope the fuck out everything that happened tonight
>Donate a couple hundred bucks to kids charity
>Simmons and Yang say my name out loud personally and tell me how great of a person I am
>Hilarious drunk antics
>THE GUS IS LOOSE
I've had a bretty good night all considered m8's
>>77317450
>mfw gus stole my image too
>>77317482
Thank you for your contribution!
>>77317458
Lastly is
Len Hōjō
The recon and tactician of the group. He refers to himself in the third person and has is fond with animals as companions. Hates faunus with a passion. He wields the Shikken Murmur a retractable bow in his glove that shoots air compressed "arrows" that can be manipulated via the bow (spreadshot, further arc, stronger shot, etc). His semblance is his "eagle vision" able to see things very far away further than what the normal eye can. He lives in the forest protecting wildlife from Grimm attacks. He enjoys playing the flute with his songbird, Chime, as a pastime. His weakness is his tunnel-vision for hunting his "prey" and affinity for animals over any other life.
>>77317402
This was the one heavily inspired by Yasuo and Kai
>werewolf
WHO THE FUCK CALLS IT THAT
IT'S MAFIA
IT'S FUCKING MAFIA
It's gonna be awesome to see the podcast and gus' reaction.
he probably won't remember anything except needing an uber.
>M:Hold it, hold it.
>K:Hold what?
>M:Your mouth shut.
Damn Miles.
>>77317155
>Gus was only there for an hour and singlehandedly collapsed the stream
No one would survive.
>>77317536
Mafia is multiple turns though. Werewolf is a one-night shitstorm
>>77317536
Werewolf is a clusterfuck compared to Mafia
>>77317443
The sea of red flames
Soothes the golden plains once more
For Winter is cruel
There you go. Request done. I'm a regular fucking haiku master. I even got the season reference in the last line. Fuck your shit. Warp, do my request instead.
>This whole stream
>>77317254
>>77317339
>>77317458
>>77317514
Noted and saved. Thanks very much. I'll do them justice.
>>77317559
....h-holy shit
Okay yeah Warp I'm good, do his.
>>77317576
Mind posting how the story goes, here?
I would really want to see how it all unfolds.
"There's too many kids"
>>77317559
that would be....?
>>77317588
I'll pastebin recaps and links and everything. As of the moment, the group's getting together.You might even say... It's a promise.
>>77317587
You bet your fucking ass you're good.I'm just messin with you. I don't actually have much of a request anyway. I'm just having too much fun. Request away, buddy.
>>77317615
aw shit nigga
>>77317651
is it the Noraston one?
>>77317397
Hey, how do you feel about coloring some lineart?
>>77317663Different timeline, different characters though. PRMC isn't even born yet.GM says among the influences are GI Joe and Kung Fury.
https://strawpoll.me/5951452
Does Blake have a dick?
>Gus just throws miles down out of fucking nowhere and mounts him
What the fuck is going on!?
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
>Gus wrote "Miles do your best" on the wheel
>Plan b already put miles in charge of something
jesus fuck, what would have happened?
>>77317688
sure i'll give it a try
>>77317696
do these sessions end in a "The More You Know" segment?
Also, do people run and shoot their guns and never hit anything?
>>77317716
Well not right now but here's the WIP.
I'll probably send it to you in PNG format when it's finished
>>77317707
Gus asserting himself as the true boss of RT.
>they're done with the alcohal now
meh. maybe i'll go to bed now
>the rest of gus' wheel
god damn man. I wanna party with drunk gus at least once in my life.
>>77317668
I don't think so. My requests are all spur of the moment half joking ones. Plus, I don't remember the last time I actually requested something. I'm mostly just messing with Octy in the hopes thathe'll forget I'm the one holding up our collab.
>>77317722
We'll try to slip 'em in. And expect plenty of gunfire.
>>77317748
collab? do tell
>>77317748
I NEVER FORGET
>>77317751
>We'll try to slip 'em in. And expect plenty of gunfire.
that describes Gus and Miles' interaction on the stream pretty accurately
>>77317755
We were doing an Arkos story together using Google docs. Jaune and Pyrrha get separated from the rest of their group in a mission gone south. It was really fun, but life kind of kicked our time in the balls. Mostly on my end. And then things happened. Now that I'm back, we need to get back on it. I'm the one holding us back, though. I can look for what we had capped, if you're interested.
>>77317756
HE KNOWS
>>77317817
>>77317727
well shit man, that's looking great. I'll try, but it won't be master quality. I usually do more cartoony stuffalso i'm not quite sure how to completely use the drawing app I have
>>77317514
It probably doesn't mean much now but
Len actually refers himself in the third person and rarely uses pronouns when referring to other people thus fulfilling the strange and odd character type of the group.
>>77317817
To the untrained eye this is a cult bowing to their lead-
>i feel like you're indoctrinating us into a cult
GOD DAMN IT
FUCKING PSYCHIC SPY DETECTED
>>77317842
If you don't want to do it, it's fine.
I'm not forcing you to do it.
>Was actually doing that along with them
I feel more awake
I really hope there's a youtuber out there who has been recording this stream, because drunk gus needs to be seen by all.
He's the cheese master we need, but not the one we deserve
>>77317904
God yes, I only managed to see him knock the wheel over. I needs drunk gus.
>>77317873
u no what m8? challenge accepted
>>77317910
The next podcast he's on is gonna be fantastic.
So how are all the people on the sofa?
People from the animation department or another behind the scenes department?
>>77317941
don't make me call the cheese master
>>77317910
You missed the greatest fucking ride.
>have to wake up again in 4 or 5 hours to go somewhere
>too afraid i'll miss something if I go to bed
It's fucking Murphy's law man.
If I stay up, nothing interesting will happen.
If I go to sleep then fucking Joel is gonna get drunk next.
>>77317953
we laughed
we cried
we were terrified
and miles was raped. many, many times.
>>77317978
i think barbara was legitimately scared
Someone make a gif of Gus coming in and knocking over the wheel.
Miles: WHERE DO THE FUCKING CONDOMS KEEP COMING FROM???
God I wish I had watched more of this stream.
>>77318005He's her boss
>>77318005
It's understandable, they sit next to each other almost 40 hours a week.
>Miles stands up to gus and takes a bite of the hair sandwich
Holy shit does this stream have a fucking character arc?
>>77318005
She needed and Adult
Holy shit
RT's donations are currently #1 for the Extra Life charity drive amongst all participants
Jack's Beard Shaving Event is the #1 event that generated the most Revenue
RWBY Related Donations were #7
About 16,000+/- pokemon posters have been sold as of now.
>>77317910
-1:13:50
just do it. and watch for like a minute
>>77318036
Thanks man, let me catch up on that while they're doing another match of werewolf.
>tfw RT will never ready any RWBYg stories on the live stream ;_;
>>77318050WITNESS ME
>>77318050
okay I was way off. Go back like 10 minutes or so for all the Gus goodness.
It's hard for me to tell where something is on long streams like this because it's all clumped together on the line.
>trying to watch this on mobile
>only catch 1/3 of the action
oh god the belly slap I just rewound to the fucking belly slap.
Jesus, Miles really put his man pants on for this one
>>77318142
nothings gonna happen better than Gus. it's probably gonna 3 more hours of wearwolf
>>77318149Blaine was a broken fucking man
>>77318152YOU STAY!LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
I don't get this werewolf game. Is it like Mafia or Salem?
Being a fairly regular player of forum mafia, RL rounds of mafia and werewolf with people who have no fucking clue what they're doing are fucking lame as shit.
I imagine drunk Geoff watching drunk Gus go nuts on live stream, mock him,then go back to having Griffion shove something up his ass
Welp i'm off.
Counting on you guys to make funny comments if something happens on stream.How would Peak deal with drunk gus?
https://twitter.com/sorola/status/663206559514673153
https://twitter.com/bdunkelman/status/663277346607222784
https://twitter.com/bdunkelman/status/663281106041597952
https://twitter.com/kellyMchavez/status/663274381431324672
Oh wise and mighty milk crate...REVEAL YOUR SECRETS!!!!
Gus when he hears/sees this later
Why did Gus have to leave?
>>77318323
Someone said Gus' name 3 times.
>>77318323
Did you not see the man?
>>77318323
Either somone told him he was too drunk off camera or he figured it out on his own.The last thing he did was say he needs Uber. Then yell at John for repeating it.
>>77318012
Imagine being a young kid that just survived cancer, then finding out it was these guys that contributed money towards your hospital's equipment.Simply beautiful.
>>77318209
>Somewhere, Burnie sits in darkness, watching drunk Gus wreak havoc on stream.
>He laughs, and takes a single sip of his drink.
>This isn't even a fraction of their power.
Welp, i'm gonna throw on some sports ball, listen to Tyler talk, think of muh waifu, and go to bed. Night y'all
>>77318339
>listening to based Tyler and having best girl as your waifu
Sleep well anon.
Kerry is such an annoying drunk, holy shit. Miles is great though.
>>77318426
Miles seems like a abusive drunk, like if he was in a relationship and he was drunk he would do something too his girlfriend that would make her leave and move away.
>>77318436
Something something Aryn.
>>77318426
Miles is great, but his yelling was a little much.
Can you still go all the way back to the beginning while it's streaming? I missed the tazering.
>>77317734
In an already-drunken stupor I made the mistake of trying to sync up my drinking with Gus.
I am in immense discomfort right now.
No episode 3 this week? Sorry been out of the loop due to work
>>77318565
You missed all the good times.
>>77318571
There are good times?I thought we were all on suicide watch and last one standing gets the prize of knowing they held out the longest...
After watching last night unfold its a real mystery how they convinced a big company to give them millions of dollars.
Have the Funhaus guys been on?
>>77318623
yep they played overwatch silently in a corner for 90% of their time then Adam did some stuff for the last 10%
>>77318565
>>77318575
No episode since they're doing a 24hr charity livestream. Alcohol was involved, people going nuts, loads of fun.
>>77318626
>>77318623
mostly just adam stuffing his face. Barb kept trying to call them over to get more involved almost seemed annoyed.
>>77318637
Funhaus hates the kids confirmed.
that screw attack guy is really desperate to belong.
I want to make RWBY OC, but I hesitate since there's already a lot of donut steel OCs in RWBY Fanon wiki.
Can't make a character without being accused of copying or stealing.
>>77319012
There's only onewallto copy
>>77319017
Pyrrah's torso looks so weird in that picture.
There's this weird...line... right where her stomach starts. Almost like she was a figma.
>>77318911
>>77318626
Wait, but isn't the point of Extra Life to marathon-game for charity? Because Funhaus actually played a video game through their segment unlike most of the rest of RT.
...Unless the constant threat of the wheel counts as a game. God damn Gus fucked shit up with with that.
>Adam just standing there.
>>77319114
RT always tries to mix regular video game playing with card games, crazy stunts and copious drinking so that there's something for all the fans to maximize viewers/donation.
But yea, Gus' Wheel of Death really sent everything over the top.
Best hour of the stream. All hail the Cheese Master.
Final numbers for RT's Extra Life 2015's stream total:
20,518 posters sold.
$365,000+ donated.
Jack said the posters would make it ~$525k total, so about ~$160k/$200k goes to the charity.
Plus RT is matching the donations made in the last 20 or so of the stream for ~$22k and ~400 posters, so another ~$25k.
Which brings this year's donation total to about $550,000.Without getting too hugboxy, just wanna say "thank you" to anyone who donated. I think this is one of the best things RT does and I'm glad that they exceed their goals every year.
For the kids.
>>77319204
And they beat Reddit.
>>77316629
>That skin stretching when the medic pulled out the first spike.
How horrible!
Stupid sexy faunus
Did we hear the woman who would ruin her on the stream last night?
>>77319396
Meg was on stream last night, yes.
>>77319396
you mean her?
>>77318053
Which one would you have them read?
Anyone have the footage or timestamp of when they show off Grimm eclipse on the Extra life stream?
>Get Windows 10 Update
>Want to play AA2
>tfw whole RWBY team
>Mature Winter a best
>Run with Japanese Locale
>You'll need a new app to open this exe
>mfw
>>77319472
This one.
>>77319569
What does Ace Attorney have to do with RWBY?
>>77319569
>using windows 10
Im sorry for you senpai.
>>77319569
>Falling for the windows 10 jew
wew lad
>>77319396
Yes, she and Coco helped professor Port take his first selfie before they burned his shoes.And he stole both of them away.
>>77319583
>Yang in those pants
Mmph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZT8Xdes0Sg
So how many RT cocks did Meg take last night?
>>77319396
I'm still hoping they keep her mute.
>>77319611
Just Gavin's.But she was fantasizing that it was Ryan's.
>>77319600
I gotta go back
>>77319569
>Created RWBY and a handful of the characters with suggestions from RWBYg
>Held a small session, had some laughs
>Stopped playing when I grew discouraged cause I couldn't make a half-decent Glynda or Penny or Coco
Maybe one day I'll return to it.
>>77319624
Yes you do.
And you need to do it fast.
>>77316629
Got a webm of this?
>>77319611
Two less than Barb
>>77319625
Don't get discouraged from not being able to nail down three unimportant characters, anon.
>>77319809
Yeah but it was a 3 streak, it bugs me.
>have you done drugs?
>just recreationally
>what kinds?
>[stream mutes for a couple of seconds]
Still laughing about that
>Move in with Blake
>Share a bed
>Her designated reading space is a cardboard box in the corner of the bedroom
>Decorated to her taste
>Get offended when you move it to sweep/vacuum
http://wayyoutthere.deviantart.com/art/Catbox-522424439
>>77317347
Gus' arms are like fucking twigs holy shit.
>>77319982
Who needs upper body strength when your retirement plan is a shotgun?
Fuck looks like I missed some good shit this morning while I was sleeping. Stream's over, right? Anybody recording or timestamp it so I can go back and watch?
>>77319952
I just thought it was a joke the medic took seriously
>>77319578
>Barb and Kara reading smut
Yes please.
>babs is Canadian flag pajamas
3 fucking cute
>Kerry trying to stretch
Fucking gold
oh shit everything I'm watching is old
>>77320057
They were running a bit and had done the actual interview earlier.
According to Michael it included the medic saying he'd Google how to remove the barbs.
Does anyone else think that the moon in RWBY is broken because of SPACE GRIMM?
>>77320193
The entire world is in danger by a giant Grimm Star-Goat. A monstrous creature from the pit of hell with scything teeth ten thousand miles long, breath that would boil oceans, claws that could tear continents from their roots, a thousand eyes that burned like the sun, slavering jaws a million miles across! A monster such as you have never seen!
>>77320270
Man I hope they don't pull "giant monster-storm thing about to eat the planet" BS.
>>77320057
It's a legitimate question though. If Michael had something in his system, the taser might've done much worse than what tasers do, especially considering Michael apparently has a heart condition.
>>77319012
well you could post over in https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBYOC/ I find they tend to be nice guys when you need help.
>>77316716
Don't forget that he drank almost a gallon of whole milk despite being lactose intolerant before getting tazed
>>77320327
I think this comment describes RT better than I ever could.
>>77320327
He's chugged milk despite being lactose intolerant before
>>77320304
It'd be fucked up if someone died on the stream.
I feel like the taser was a biiig risk. It probably isn't because tasers are non-lethal, but... Man, what if.
I sort of get the feeling that the Funhaus guys still don't feel totally meshed in at RT. When they were on the stream, most of them were just off in the corner playing Overwatch. Kovic was the only one taking part in the general debauchery going on in the main area.
>>77320347
Funhaus hate kids.
>>77320193
>yfw the moon gets fixed and it's a portal to theWarp
>>77320312
>A Penguins of Madagascar team
what the fuck
>>77320270
Better send all the hairdressers and telephone sanitation officers offworld.
>>77320344
taser are less-lethal, not non-lethal.
It's pretty big difference that a lot of people seem to miss.
>>77320347
It might seem weird to describe the guys that put rule34 in a majority of their videos as mature, but I feel like Funhaus is a bit more 'mature/reserved' than the rest of RT.
I feel like that the moments when people like Ryan, Meg, Gray, Burnie (ake the less crazy, slower) were on are a bit more of their speed.
Also don't forget that RT Austin pretty much share their whole lives with each other and funhaus is all on their own in LA.
>>77320347
>>77320612
They also actually edit their videos
>>77320376
I said they're nice, I didn't say they don't have their own moments of cringe.
How did the stream end? Based on this thread I'm not even sure they made it out alive.
>>77320893
They ended it buy dancing to a RWBY song I think
>Writin' Weiss smut
>Can't stop jerking off every 5 minutes or so
>Never going to finish
So what're you guys working on?
>>77320893
>>77320934
Yeah, it was Shine
>>77320893
Near the end it really cooled down a ton. After a point where they put the booze away, whenever I checked in they were just playing werewolf and stuff like that lying game that isn't Quiplash.
>>77320947
Stop jerkin it man, you could die from that
>>77320947
Are you jerking it to your own work though?
>>77320947
What kind of Weiss smut?
>>77320343
Oh yeah I forgot its when Burnie challenged him and Miles to eating the ghost peppers, right?
>>77321123
Yup
>>77321135
http://strawpoll.me/5941396/r
>>77321167
He did it again more recently than that
The livestream gave me a bit of a crush on LaVar Burton's Daughter.
Fuck man, what a stream!
>>77321416
Mica is pretty cute.
>>77321416
>>77321447
Emerald cosplay when?
Adding Rooster teeth onsnapchatwas a good idea.
>>77321123
>>77321173
Don't get high off your own supply, anon.
Did somebody actually kiss Jack's beardless cheek?
>>77321981Kerry ate Jack's beard hair with his tendies
Cati probably.
>>77321981
>>77322060
>You will never get a smooch from Caiti
Love that persists after becoming beardless is precious.
http://lonelybus.tumblr.com/post/132768318063/winter-is-the-queen
There's also a NSFW femdom pic of Winter/Qrow here.
http://soakykelp.tumblr.com/post/132780501076/
>>77321868
What's their name?
>>77322197
Oh jeez, to both of these.
>>77321868
>>77322213
Seconding.
>>77322197
Those thighs
So Gus is gonna have a fun time watching clips from the stream and nursing a hell of a hangover.
>>77322572
Have they been made yet? I missed Gus's whole thing.
>>77322572
I can't wait till they address it on this week's podcast.
>>77322593
Here's the whole stream broken down in hour long chunks. I think Drunk Gus starts somewhere in hour 19 and goes into late hour 20 or so.
https://www.youtube.com/user/MiTempChannel
The whole #2spoopy hashtag they used for gus is amazing.
https://imgur.com/fcTs3CH
>>77322954
Fell asleep around the last 2 and half hours of the stream, think they were still doing werewolf when I crashed out. Did anything good happen?
>>77323352
>not telling gus toWITNESS ME
come on now Miles.
>>77323359
Hearing 2ndhand, they played several games of werewolf, Matt Hullum came on in the last hour and they had a mini-surge of donations in the last hour. Supposedly they'll have caboose vs joel rap battle, but I don't know if they did it on the stream at all.
>>77323359
only notable thing is sarge read 50 grades of simons
>>77323480
Earlier in the stream when Jack asked Joel if he would do it, Joel asked if he meant do it live, but Jack said "No we'd make an actual video out of it like we're doing with the other ones."
So I'm kinda excite to see those in the coming weeks.
>>77323554
Sweeeet. More caboose is always good.
>>77323352
honestly, I like Miles a little more after seeing him take a bite of that sandwich.
RWBY would probably be a lot better if Miles and Kerry were constantly drunk and miserable while writing it.
>>77323607
Hell yeah, I said it earlier, but they either need to add a dvd extra or some short on the site of Drunk_RWBY or something. Just some crudely animated clip of RWBY characters cursing and going off on drunken rants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FZ9G8-T1OA
>>77320366
NOOOOOOOOO! BY THE EMPRAH, THIS HERESY SHALL NOT STAND!
>>77322463
I want Winter to subjugate me like the worm I am.
>>77323352
>Gus doesn't remember a fucking thing
Oh lord, Monday's gonna be awkward.
>>77323758
Bit pathetic innit.
And we now have some post hangover Mojo. Fubuki and Ruby share their love of cookies.
https://twitter.com/mojojoj27827860/status/663436837914980352
>>77323979
>Fubuki
Who?
>>77323817
>gus watches the archive
>sees his drunken shenanigans
>hfw he has to go back to work and see all these people
>>77324027
Apparently she's a character from One Punch Man.
>>77323954
Eh, on one hand, it's a part of myself I hate and revile for being weak, especially as a dude. People look down on male subs, and not in a good way.
On the other hand: Winter in that episode 3 preview
>"How appropriately...underwhelming."
>"If you won't hold your tongue, I'd be happy to remove it for you."
So does Caiti actually work for RT or was she just helping out Jack?
>>77324114
Goddamn. I need pictures. PICTURES OF MOJO'S VELVET!
>>77324192
Can do .
>>77324114
Beyond just voicing velvet, I think she helps out Jack with various things, but I get the impression it's very behind the scenes, people were very familiar with her during the stream, so I'd imagine she's around the office pretty regularly.
>>77324114
I think originally she ran, or at least worked on, the RT Store on the Australian side of things, Jack went to Australia for something, next thing we knew he was married.
>>77324192
>>77324297
I'll post some too.
It's probably a minority opinion, but I really want more CFVY.
>>77324220
>>77323671
Angry Ray is the best Ray.
>>77324045
Do you think the fucking cheesemaster gives a fuck
Last night I saw Gus for what he truly is, a fucking alpha male, a alpha cheese
>>77324349
>>77324349
>>77324367
>>77324405
>>77324371
>>77324360
He's probably reviewing the footage and offering battle commentary
>"I should have punched him harder..."
>"Several missed opportunities to finger Miles' asshole there"
>"Did we ever make that cheese we agreed upon?"
>"THAT FUCKER COLE DIDN'T EAT THE HAIR SANDWICH!!!"
>"I'm going to kill Miles...."
>>77324360
>people say what they really feel when they're drunk
>"I started this company. You all have jobs because of ME!"
>Gus had nothing but disdian for all the new (in his eyes) people at RT because they didn't have to work from scratch making a company in a closet with 3 other guys
>tfw he's just gonna burn the building down one of these days
>>77324427
>>77324488
>Double dubs on my favorite picture of Velvet
Good fortune comes to us!
>Millie punches Caleb and Geoff
>Michael and Gavin drink color dyed milk and both vomit
>Michael gets tazed, twice
>Jack gets shaved
>CHEESEMASTER
>Miles got molested and teabagged
>Miles and Kerry both ate Jack's hair
This year's Extra Life was some crazy shit.
>>77324439
>>"THAT FUCKER COLE DIDN'T EAT THE HAIR SANDWICH!!!"
In Cole's defense, he was going to do it but everyone talked him out of it.
>mfw everyone was still doing the punishments even when Gus off the set when they did it
>>77324542
Most of the hair fell out of Gus's mouth anyway, when he walked toward the front of the set. That fucker didn't swallow shit.
>mfw no bestgirl or based Roman this week
>>77324607
Not true. Roman and Locust went on a date.
>>77324536
Matt got shaved too
Matt & Jeremy kissed
Ryan burned his shoes
Craziest of all:Ryan's first selfie
>>77324509
>>77324542
I love Blaine's reaction during that whole part
>"YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN COLE, YOU DON'T WANNA DO THIS!!!"
Ew, who got worst girl all over the thread?
>>77324717
Now I know you ain't talking about the bun, senpai.
>>77324717
You should leave, and then the worst part of the thread would be gone
>>77324331
Casual Yang, Weiss and Velvet a cute.
>>77324826
Right? I love when artists draw them in typical clothes.Did Caiti wear a belly shirt like that during the stream?!
>>77324880
Yup she actually made it during the stream, did the cutting and everything.
>>77324880
>Did Caiti wear a belly shirt like that during the stream?!
Yes sir.
>>77324902
>>77324917
Someone better upload that shit.
>>77324925
See >>77322660
She wore it for the first couple of hours
>>77325058
Yes! More bun tum!
>>77325090
You know there's a difference between the character and the actress, right?
>>77325119
>You know there's a difference between the character and the actress, right?
He said on a thread centered on waifus.
>>77325119
>>77325149Kara>than your waifu that's not kara
Jack is a lucky guy to have someone like her. She was like a mom during the whole time she was there, making sure people drank water and had healthy things to eat and drink.
>>77325236
But anon, Kara is my waifu.
>>77325258
Where do you find people like her?! So damn many girls I know are pretty immature and self-centered. Even when they're nice, it just seems like they're usually always in their own shoes rather than someone else's.
>>77325149
That's not even relevant to what he was saying. Are you retarded, SOUP?
>>77325258
Oh you mean she was a typical woman, a total fucking buzzkill and cunt to boot, barbara too
fuck those bitches, alpha cheese in the house!
>>77325304
Part of it I think is that jack and her are a bit older than the rest of the crew. Age/Wisdom and all that jazz. Jack is definitely the mellowest of the AH crew I'd say and Cati seems to match that personality.
>>77325320
Go Drunk Gus, you are Home!
>>77325312
I worry sometimes I might be.
>>77325335
Makes sense. Their mellowness was really what made me like them. Guess I'll just have to bide my time. I don't even mean to say it's just girls that are immature. I know plenty of immature guys, but I ain't trying to date them.
jesus christ did last night really happen?
did everyone really eat jacks beard?
and how the fuck was gus going to make cheese?
>>77322197
The second link doesn't work, it just takes me to the Not Found page
>>77325273
Then you have good taste and are not the group I am mocking
>>77325304
Find someone who needs a greencard
>>77325568
Cheers.
>>77325443
>and how the fuck was gus going to make cheese?
Whatever gus was thinking in drunk land, I think it involved the dyed milk that gavin and michael drank, because he came back with an empty jug complaining about "someone threw it out"
>>77325474
Apparently the whole blog was taken down, so now I'm regretting not saving that picture
>>77325628
Here ya go, Managed to snag it.
http://imgur.com/ra9O0Yk
>>77325612
thats not the part im confused about
i know how to make cheese
but how the fuck was gus going to make cheese?
>>77325710
You da real MVP.
>>77325749
SCIENCE!
Also the Gus bus was fully gassed so physics and biology went out the window.
>>77325749
He was drunk man. He was probably thinking about the last episode of walking dead where the guy was obsessed with figuring out how to make cheese and things just went to shit.
He's the cheese master, just go with it.
>>77325710
>only holding one sword
immersion ruined. 0/10
>>77325474
>>77325628
>>77325710
The artist changed their blog title if anyone was interested in following them or something.
http://kelpey.tumblr.com/post/132780501076/ca
>>77325749
He was going to accelerate time until the milk became cheese.
Still want Ruby reading 50 shades of GREI while Jaune cringes like this.
Don't make me go to the drawfag thread, please internet...
>>77324082
Out of curiosity if you have played Dark Souls 1 what covenant did you belong to?
>>77326393
Never played. Is there some sort of femdom covenant?
>>77326375
It's more effective if you close your eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHSoztUW0pk
>>77326467
No it's just that the covenants that involve serving female figures are not filled with submissive men.
I have a theory of sorts but it's kind of weak as of now since it's drawing off a small group for evidence.
>>77326538
>you will never truck Ruby hard while Convoy plays in the background
>>77326538
I'm 'avin a giggle m8
>>77326584
After accidentally aggro-ing Oswald and forced to kill him, I just said fuck it and tried to kill most of the NPCs in that game.
>>77326538
>Ruby reads through Blake's books
>>77326538
"I truck...hard"
Oh god i'm dying...
Since it's Sunday, here's something for Yang-friends today.
>>77326584
Ah. You think that submissive men would join that covenant or whatever?
>>77327138
We can give them the height, Neo's still the better fighter
>>77327138
Thanks for the Yang-friendliness, but I think that Yang only won that contest because Coco was out shopping.
>>77327199
Actually the opposite since it's more of a knight and lady relationship and lonely at that. The ones that focus on cooperation on the other hand are filled with them.
>>77327318
Huh. I am a switch, so there might be some muddling in your variables there. Plus people might not ALWAYS be playing to satisfy sexual fantasies. Eh, who am I kidding...
>>77327138
I can't help but think of the Fry cook games for some reason
>>77327386
>"MY NAME'S! NOT! NEOPPPP!
>>77327431
>NEOP
>NEP
>NEQ
Come on man.
>>77326994
Second funniest thing I've ever seen involving 50 shades.
On topic: I like Nora, Emerald, Neo and Yang but there are really no characters that I dislike.
>>77327470
Did I hear Nep?
>>77327263
>checked the height chart
Huh, interesting. So what you're saying is Yang replaced Coco's plaque with her own while she was away? That dirty cheat.
Would anyone else like to see them do a letsplay in character?
>>77327503
I take that back. I dislike Neptune.
>>77327503
What the hell is that?
>>77327470
I'm slipping!
>>77327513
Shameless.
>>77320893
It went from 0 to 60 during Drunk Gus' reign, but quickly went back to a 0 once he left.
>>77321981
Gus did.
>>77322060
Kerry and Gus ate it between the tendies.
Then Miles, Gus and Kyle at a huge fucking tuft of it between bread.
>>77327557
You see anon, when a woman loves a vegetable very much she takes the vegetable to a soft BDSM porn film.
>>77327513
Clearly she was desperate to win something for once.
>>77327431
>Roman:Don't forget, She called you Pink!
>Ruby:Don't forget, She called you Yellow!
>>77327557
pickles.they started as cucumbers
>>77327536
The "lockdown" maneuver he devised from the spur of the moment was truly one of the most brilliant stratagems implemented in RWBY.
>>77324027
"Jigoku no Fubuki," or "Blizzard of Hell," a character from One-Punch Man. She's basically Weiss, what with the haughty nature hiding insecurities and the ice powers and the sister complex.
>>77327594
But that's too small to be have started out as a regular cucumber.
>>77327630
Almost as inspiring as Jaune's "Purposefully delay the end of the fight by not letting Nora or Pyrrha take the sniper out from a distance as both are clearly capable of doing."
>>77327670
He wanted to see the capability of his enemies to entertain the audience.
Brilliant showmanship in his part.
>>77327670
They needed her for close quarters while Nora pulled back to charge her tank attack.
>>77327658
I'd say there's two big important differences between her and Weiss.
>>77327727
The tank attack that just drove the sniper from one tree to the other.
Which Nora's grenade launcher could do normally and had little to nothing to do with her one hit knocking everyone out of the arena.
>>77327760
It forced a regroup that gave Nora the opening to end the fight.
I don't know if I'm going to do this or not, but I was thinking about possibly drawing out some of the greentext fics I've read here. If I do, it'll probably just be short ones.
>>77327743
She doesn't have a scar or white hair?
>>77327822
Cool, I'd definitely like that
Gus was getting weird around hour 19.
Anyway, the entire Extra is capped here:
https://www.youtube.com/user/MiTempChannel/videos
>>77327834
Those aren't important.
>>77327907
Pretty sure the scar is one of Weiss' defining characteristics, Anon.
>>77327907
a personality and good animation?
>>77327948
>>77327966
Tits. He means tits.
>>77327948
>defining characteristic
>artists constantly even forget to draw it on her
>hasn't been mentioned even once
>still not even revealed how she got it
>White trailer still makes no fucking sense
>>77327948
Weiss has literally never acknowledged her scar or cared that it's there. It doesn't define her at all, she lives above it.
>>77327978
Neo is so pretty.
>>77326584
It's because those Covenants aren't really conductive to the I'm a Pathetic Worm who deserves to be punished mentalities.
Chaos Servants are using driven by guilt or duty. Way of White to waifu the priest and Princess's Guard because they like tits.
>>77327948
Pretty sure she got her scar from her sister if it ever comes up.
>>77328018
The scar's going to be pretty key when an arc inevitably focuses on her past and why she has such a personal distrust of faunus.
>>77327985
Is rwby any good?
i just know i want to fuck Penny
>>77328123
>when an arc inevitably focuses on her past
A Jaune Arc?
>>77328137
>Is RWBY any good?
No. Nein. Nyet, run while you still can
>>77328137
You sirhave good taste.
>>77328124
They're two things Weiss doesn't have that black haired woman does. It's a sort of joke, you see. Weiss' tiny tutonic titties vs that woman's everlasting gobstoppers.
>>77328137
Run away fool
Just run
Keep running no matter where you go
If you see anything RWBY related keep running.
>>77328073
>implying she didn't get it from Adam
>>77328137
Be careful where you tread, for next thing you know you are conducting a Battery Assault to your your Rocket Flare.
Jaune Arc didn't know what was going on. This wasn't unusual. At ten years of age there were many things about the world that just went over his head. This, however, seemed important.
There was a girl in his house.
He knew her, she lived nearby in a small, dilapidated house and spent her afternoons at the neighborhood park, watching the kids climb on the jungle gym. Violet and Indigo thought she looked sad. Azure said she looked angry. Jaune wasn't sure. To him she looked like she wasn't there, like she was in a memory that hadn't happened yet.
And now she was in his house.
He didn't know why, but his parents gave him very strict instructions. He wasn't supposed to bother her, wasn't supposed to ask her why she was here, wasn't supposed to ask about the bruises. Just be polite, be nice, and stay out of the way.
So Jaune did. He read in his room, did his homework, ate some carrot sticks and apple slices, and pretended everything was normal, even when the police came by and talked with his parents in quiet intense whispers. And the only question he asked her was when his favorite show came on and he asked if she wanted to watch cartoons.
She nodded and the two watched the television silently together on the couch. Jaune tried to focus on the antics of the clumsy but good natured knight on the television, but found himself watching this girl out of the corner of his eye. Sometime during the show she'd started crying. He didn't know why or what to do, but she caught him staring. She didn't look away, just stared at him in return with red and yellow eyes.
"I'm sorry," he found himself saying. He meant for more than staring, but didn't know what exactly he was apologizing for. He just knew he was.
She seemed to understand and nodded, and turned back towards the television. They watched in silence again until it was time for bed.
So is Coco supposed to look and feel like an edgier Ruby or what?
>>77328137
>>77328271
The girl was put up with him for the night, the two rooms his six sisters took up were overcrowded already. Jaune lay awake staring at the unmoving dark shape in the bed across from his for what seemed like hours until sleep at long last took him.
He was awoken by his sheets being drawn back and someone moving onto the bed next to him. A warm body was pressed against his back and arms wrapped around his body.
"Who is that?" he yelped.
She replied with a reassuring murmur and a quiet name; "Cinder."
Jaune tried not to think about how warm she was or how her breath felt on the back of his neck. He tried not to think about how boys and girls weren't supposed to sleep in the same bed together, or how much he really didn't mind. He tried not to think about how worried he was about her.
"Are you okay?" Jaune whispered.
Cinder sighed, a breath of warm air that tickled across his ear and sent shivers down his spine.
"I'm just lonely," she said, "and scared. I don't know... I don't know what's going to happen now."
Not for the first time that day, Jaune didn't know what to say. When he was scared he'd run to his mother or sisters for comfort, what was he supposed to do when someone came to him? Why did she come to him at all?
"It's okay," he said, trying to mimic the calming tones his mother used, "I'll protect you."
He felt her squeeze him tightly for a second.
"My little knight," she murmured, sleepily. "But you're so small."
"I won't always be small," said Jaune, thankful that the dark hid his blush.
"Then for now I'll protect you."
He didn't understand. How could she protect him when she needed protecting? But he felt safe in her arms and he could tell she felt safe with her arms around him and soon he slipped back into a dreamless slumber.
>>77328271
>>77328301
Is Jaune a zombie?
>>77328281
0/10, needs the 9gag watermark.
>>77328343
9gag didn't make that, we did.
LET'S SHOUT IT LOUD AND CLEAR
>>77328334
...What?
>>77328372
>the joke
>your head
>>77328386
The first sentence reminded me of Doom: Repercussions of Evil.
Though reading on I realize it's not.
>>77328234
>>77328410
Oh, okay, never read that.
>>77328377
>That intro
God the music just gets shittier every season, doesn't it? Like good on them for being loyal to that one tone deaf chick but god damn she sounds like a shrieking cat.
>>77328443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R0ZZF4O0K4
>>77328457
The beginning is the worst part.
>relaxing piano intro into awful screaming
New Mojo
>>77328457
>>77328626
>tfw RWBY's music could have been better if they switched singers for each team
>>77328681
Shittiest sniper ever
>>77327873
Drunk Gus is a horror story. He is the destroyer.
>tfw want to write but can't due to severe back pain
>>77328809
To be fair, the only firearms we've seen in the series that are worth a damn are the Melodic Cudgel and, technically, Penny.
I mean Ren's guns have done literally nothing every time they've been fired.
>>77328954
Record it for future use.
>>77328967
Well Aura pretty much makes firearms useless. I wonder how an Aura compares to a Spartan's energy shielding.
>>77327536
HE'S A GODDAM HERO.
>>77328967
>>77329011
My headcanon is that the vanilla guns are primarily anti-grimm and such against humans. Roman's gun is probably specifically so powerful specifically so it can be useful against aura users.
>>77329020
>Team Dudebro is incompetent and poorly coordinated and only wins via cheap happenstance
Business as usual, for the incompetent men.
>>77329011
well I imagine Halo guns are a little more powerful than RWBY guns. So I'd imagine Energy Shielding is a wee bit stronger than Aura
>>77329155
They're probably trying to channel RVB with SSSN.
>>77329174
Most of them are just vanilla kinetic weapons though, considering even non-spartans can use them all.
>>77327873
>what do you need
>uber.
>Gus needs Uber
>THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID JOHN
>>77329020
>>77329155
Man, I'm pretty indifferent towards Neptune most of the time; but he fucking ruined that entire fight for me.
>>77329186
In a Match between Caboose, Donut, Grif and Grif's sister vs SSSN I would put all the money I had on the former team
>>77329269
And i have 69 reasons to agree with you
>>77329243
Don't you mean made the entire fight? He was on lockdown!
>>77328954
That's a better reason than why I'm not writing I'll give you that.
>>77329211
I'm going from the fact that Halo takes place in a time when Humans can travel at the speed of light and make portable railguns. I'd imagine their guns are more powerful than ones kids make in school.
>>77329338
>>77329269
>Team cosmic luck vs Team Comedic relief
well no duh
>>77329400
>>77329348
Not only was he able to capitalize on his fear but also eliminate all threats in a single attack.
Truly a testament of superior tactics
>>77329155
>cheap happenstance
As opposed to when Team RWBY wins because one of opponents was so fucking stupid they went after a blatant clone just staring at the wall.
That's a 100% earned win right there, totally legit.
Give me a break.
>>77328271
>>77328301
Perfect.
>>77329400
I would fuck the three on the left.
So what on the fandom recently caught your attention RWBYg?
Even if momentarily like this one.
>This is actually what tumblrinas convinced themselves of.
Qrow just gets edgier and edgier, doesn't he?
>>77329362
The MA5B assault rifle fires a 7.62 FMJ. It's a rapid fire M14.
>>77329793
That's not even a Tumblr opinion. RWByg agrees with most of that. Except we like Roman and Merc.
>>77329798
He's probably seen and done fucked up things in his life.
>>77329798
No one can be more edgy than Adam.
>>77329793
It's a bit farther than I'd go since I do like Sun and Ironwood but there's definitely a ton of male characters that seem to be dragging the show down rather than making it better.
>>77329793
>Ren
>Sun
>Ozpin
>Qrow
>Mercury
>Adam
>Fox
>Yatsu
>Port
>Oobleck
>All bad
>>77329793
Why would I ever interact with the fanbase outside of 4chan?
>>77329853
I'd say disliking Jaune and Neptune doesn't really qualify as "most"
>>77329865
>Sun
>Mercury
>Not bad
Although admittedly,Only one of them wants to be the bad guy.
>you Atlas specialists think you're so special.
A+, gold star, fellated by Jane Austen.
>>77329895
SSSN in general isn't popular around here either.
>>77329865
Ren's been a non character for two volumes, Sun's been a vehicle for Neptune since V2, Ozpin is just as vague and nonsensical as Cinder, What about Adam? Fox might as well have been any other background character as he had no personality and made no impact.
If tumblr wrote the show
Sun at least had the potential to be good, while Neptune was shit right out of the gate.
>>77329979
It would be better than it is now.
>>77329937
>"You Atlas specialists think you're so special"
Yes, Qrow, that is why they are called specialists.Did you really trade in your brain for your edge and smarm?
>>77329979
>If a website with tens of thousands of fan users with contradicting opinions and perspectives wrote it
It would still be better.
>>77329940
Seems like outside of Neptune they run between being liked and being tolerated or ignored, with the minor exception of that one guy who hates Sun to an irrational degree
>>77330007
To be fair. He is wasted.
>>77329979
>>77329998
Which part of Tumblr?
Easily offended STOP LIKING SEXY WOMEN tumblr? Awful.
Artist Tumblr that draws smut and fanart for anime? Pretty good depending on which group of artists.
>>77327591
Can't believe I missed this, my fucking sides.
>>77329998
>having every character be a LGBTABCDEFGHIJKLOMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ POC would make the show better
How?
>>77330018
Fuck Sun.
>>77329998
>>77330011
>>77330037
Perhaps I should be more specific.
Easily offended SJW's side of tumblr.
>>77330018
If we get into actual logic though then there's a huge chunk of Tumblr that likes almost all of the guysand a lot less that like Neptune for obvious reasons.
It makes about as much sense to attribute that opinion to 4chan or reddit as it does to Tumblr.
>>77329979
The main cast would be fat minorities that are overly stereotypical, but you can't say they are or the writers get mad.
Grimm and violence are completely removed form the show. It's now just a high school setting.
The Prom takes all of V2.
>>77329998
>All the cast is LGBT
No thanks.
>>77330080
Still better.
>>77330080
They're too busy working on Generation Zed
>>77330080
>>77330153
Yeah probably still better.
>>77330134
>Tumblr get's pissed a whitewashing
>there okay with blackwashing
>>77329979
>Ruby looks like her voice actress
>Weiss dates a black tranny
>Blake is a black Tranny
>Yang is a slutwalker
>>77330189
>there
>>77330193
>>Yang is a slutwalker
What's the difference? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
>>77327138
Not to be insulting or anything, but can we get an edit of this that saysBest at Puns? And of course, Neo would be in last place since she came intrying to do prop comedy
>>77328271
>>77328301Is this supposed to be a part of the thing or just something you did? Either way it's fantastic. Just wondering
>>77330250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdB00U2a4cM
>>77330153
>>77330174
>Still better.
>>77330174
Well?
>>77330313
They aren't wrong.
>>77329826
Right, but maybe the propulsion is increased. Maybe the bullets are made out of a stronger material.
>>77330134
>Dying Glynda
>Downs Cinder
>High Ozpin
>Black Blake
>Tan Pyrrha
>Vampire Nora
>>77330331
Yes.
>"Cum goes in a butt"
Gus Sorola 2015
>>77330380
To be fair, she is a soulless ginger.
>>77330380
Blake looks like an Oonga boonga food stamp abusing porch monkey.
>>77330380
I'm okay with high Ozpin and Vampire Nora. I'd even go as far to say I could do with more of them.
>>77330423
Wow! Epic!
>>77330392
>Fuck the Children
>Gus Sorola 2014
>>77330134
At least Pyrrha isn't a squirrel
>>77330382
>>77329979
Alternatively, If RWBYg Writefags wrote the show
>>77330459
Thank you! I'll be here all night!
>>77330487
Depraved, yet better
>>77330487
Much more moderate version of the >>77330011
problem.
We have around lets say a hundred for simplicity sake. Some want yuri, some hate it so vehemently they can't stomach letting it exist in the thread. Some hate Neptune, some can't wait for the holodeck so they can suck his dick.
>>77330300
This changing world we live in, god damn.
>>77330487
Every girl would be a smut slut and the story would kill off and revive Jaune as the writers compete in a battle to see where the show goes.
It's cancelled the season after that.
>>77330300
Who? What? When? Where? How? Why?
>>77328271
>>77328301
Nicely done. Eager to see where this goes.
I just wanted to fucking talk about RWBY. Maybe Penny? The sniper chick? Whoever! Something! Instead yet more bitching about tumblr and SJWs.
>>77329998
Hahahaha.
>every character is pandemisexualfluid transexual negros and the dialogue is even worse than it is now
>>77330630
Welcome to the chans, m8
>>77330630
/co/ loves its boogeymen.
I'll post some May. Anyone got that dating story we did of her?
>>77330630
>Penny
>Good
>>77329612
>>77330608
Thanks
>>77330634
Let me try.
>Anon gets to write
>Every character is celibate white and goosesteps to Ironwood's speech about gassing the faunus
>>77330634
>pandemisexualfluid
>>77330630
Then talk about it. Actually starting a conversation like the person who asked "what would happen if tumblr wrote RWBY?" surprisingly results in conversations being started rather than just bitching about a lack of conversation about something.
>>77330462
okay. I'm not gonna argue with the cheese master.
>>77330487
The first three weeks would be hell on earth. Writefags would fight each other to the death. Each would insist on things while rejecting others. The carnage would be unspeakable.
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR
Buy after those three weeks, things would settle down. Half of the writefags would be dead or worse, but in exchange, we'd have a show bible. Then comes the golden age.Then Gus would stick his fiber in somebody's ass.
>>77330686
I'd read the shit out of that.
>>77330673
/co/ has never given a shit about tumblr unless it speaks or makes a picture based on it's "beliefs."
Which means Cinder is bascially tumblr
>>77330690It's a thing he made up because he doesn't actually understand any of that stuff.
>>77330077
Blake will.
>>77330686
>Implying this wouldn't be amazing
>>77330673
That stance is fucking atrocious.
>>77330630
I can't wait to see Penny in the tournament. Wonder what her teammates are going to be like...
>>77330708Not it.
>>77330742
Blake won't.
>>77330724
>/co/ doesn't give a shit about tumblr unless it's tumblr
You'd never have to see or hear any of that shit if you didn't go there or if Octavian would stop posting it specifically to rile you idiots up. If you want to complain about tumblr, go to tumblr.
>>77330726
I know....but it terrifies that someone could believe that's what they are
>>77330344
Yes they are. If you really think the show would be better in tumblr's easily offended and triggered hands you should probably fuck off back there.
>>77330782
I don't think she's gonna have any. Ironwood's going to bullshit exception her into the singles.
>>77330708
>>77330782
Not it.I'll take one for the team and be in the dead half though.
>>77330726
You know there's at least a dozen tumblrites who probably do identify as exactly that, though.
>>77330724
>/co/ has never given a shit about tumblr
Wasn't there a fucking tumblr general a while back?
>>77330724
Just ignore it and post cuties.
>>77330770
She can't help squatting anon.
>Whining about Tumblr instead of talking about how sexy Blake is.
Losers.
>>77329998
There are VERY FEW people on tumblr that would make the show better written.
But most certainly not the LGBT part,everything they write and drawn is forced.
>>77330487
It'd be worse.
For all they shit on Miles and Kerry no one here is any better. And the waifuism would get worse.
>>77330860
>Non-humans
>sexy
>>77330708
>Implying any writefag here wouldn't take Gus's finger up their ass to supplant Miles and Kerry.I'm it.
>>77330815
I hope not. I want to see her siblings Nickel, Dime, and Quarter.
>>77330860
Blake is a stupid animal that should have been euthanized.
Anyone that puts their filthy fucking shoes on a bed deserves to be exterminated.
>>77330852
For fucks sake is it really that hard to just google shooting stances while sitting?
>>77330901
What's the team name?
>>77330860
>>77330789
Chill, my man, that's my first post today.
My point is we praise tumblr whenever it gives us good art, which is most of the time, and then we find a gem of awful and share it here, in which case we complain heavily
>>77330911
>>77330897
errybody in here needs to smoke some weed and chillax, dang
>>77330860
>race-mixing
>>77330673
>>77330802
If you mean that someone could actually believe they're two kinds of contradictory sexuality at once then that's ridiculous.
Sexuality generally is "fluid" though. Trying to knock it down to simplistic terms is a foolish endeavor for the complexity of what each individual actually finds sexually attractive. But using these terms as general statements of "These are the things I'm into" shouldn't actually be objectionable or scary. It should not matter to you or anyone else that someone thinks the best term to identify their sexual interests is pansexual rather than bisexual.
>>77330860
>Her rumbly belly
>>77330901
>NickelI really should get around to finishing my idea about such a character.
Okay, so I've been here for a while and have decided to write my first ever RWBY greentext. I plan to make it a comedy featuring some sort of animal. However, I can't quite decide what animal to feature, so could you fine people please help me in these trying times?
http://strawpoll.me/5959190
>>77330944
>smoking weed
>smoking anything
>>77330944
>My point is we praise tumblr whenever it gives us good art
A. I have never praised tumblr for shit.
B. I would praise the artist if anything, never the site. The site hasn't done anything.
C. If the site didn't exist they'd all just move to dA or twitter like people still do.
>>77330860
>>77330963
Thank you much, Eagle Anon
>>77330860
>Complaining about tumblr whining
>Posts Tumblrcat
>>77330673
>>77330901
>Nickel, Dime, and Quarter.
>not peso, yen and euro
You need to stop being so culturally narrow-minded, anon.
>>77330897
>>77330911
>>77330940
>>77331023
All this awful taste.
>>77330972
I want to wine and dine Blake until she's comfortably full.
>>77331033
My nigga.
>>77331064
Nah
>>77330953
Race mixing in the best
>>77331000
>The site hasn't done anything.
tumblr is a haven for SJW's just as DA is a haven for autists.
>>77331108
The site itself. Not the userbase.
>>77331104
Shut the FUCK up, Smutty.
>>77330782
>>77330825
Not I-
>>77330898
Oh. You're a man amongst men, anon.I wouldn't make it. Coming in my own blood, I'd just ask the nearest friend to carry on my will after I'm gone
>>77331108
>DA
You mean 4chan.
>>77331104
You do understand that race-mixing will lead to the fall of the white race, right?
>>77331104
>>77331146
/pol/ please leave.
>>77330852
Why is Blakeposting trying to become the new Pyrrhaposting?
>>77331129
>He thinks I'm smutty
>>77331146
>He thinks I give two fucks about the white race
World would be better off without em.
>>77331150
Delicious
>>77331136
That was supposed to say 'Choking on my own blood' but I suppose that works just as well.
>>77331104
>Cuddling up with a comfortably full Blake to rub her tummy and read.
>>77330860
I'd suck her dick, I know that much.
>>77331182
>>77331203
>World would be better off without em
Are you retarded?
>>77331203
Agreed, we'd all be way better off if we were all just a bunch of nigs in mud huts in the middle of Africa.
:^)
>>77331206
Cumming in your own blood? That's kinda hot, actually...
>>77331203
>>77330286
Why didn't I think of this? Makes perfect sense.
>>77331175
>>77331203
>Blake fans are shitskins or whiteguilt faggots
Big surprise
Superior Aryan woman coming through.
>>77331195
Because people seem oddly cranky tonight.
>>77331203
>loves niggers
>hates the race that has helped them the most
wew lad
>>77331207
>her tummy gurgules>"hehe. Yeah, that's true I guess"
>>77330898
FINALLY! THE PERFECT POST FOR THIS
>>77331207
Be still my heart.
>>77331234
No.
>>77331240
No, we'd be better off with everything we have now minus white people.
>>77331279
>Yang Xiao Long
>>77331303
>>77330898
AND THIS
JOYOUS DAY!
>>77331279
Damn right. My Yang folder is looking kinda empty, so could you please post more?
>>77330286
>Is this supposed to be a part of the thing or just something you did? Either way it's fantastic. Just wonderingI thought it would be part, but I also had ideas of continuing it and Cinder being Jaune's seventh "sister."
>>77331203
>World would be better off without em.
>tumblrtards are now on RWBYg
>>77331207
Would rub and listen to her cute tummy noises.
>>77331103
>Peso
I would pay good money if he was basically Cain Velasquez.
>>77331307
>Thanks for building everything useful in modern society, goyim! Now get lost so we can wreck all of it!
>>77331317
>Implying there are any blonde chinese people with huge breasts
>>77331334
I don't have a whole lot.
>>77331352
>now
Been here longer than /pol/ at least.
>>77331352
Are you even surprised though, honestly? People seriously get upset if you call someone a nigger now.
>>77331303
>>77331307
>>77331370
Not to mention putting the books away for a quickmidnight snack of some milk and Oreos.
>>77331317
And? In thee RWBY world it's just a name
>>77331269
I don't have a reaction image that properly expresses my joy.
>>77331307
>Blakefags ACTUALLY believe this shit
>>77331374
>Name is Yang Xiao Long
>Voiced by a Jew
>Is basically that Jew in character
>Has purple eyes
>Aryan
You either don't know what Aryan means or you're desperately clinging onto the edge of the cliff.
>>77331400
double zero confirms that there is no chance of this happening.
You can all go home now.
>>77331383
/pol/ existed as /new/ long before you were here and tumblr was even a speck, you stupid fag.
>>77331421
We're talking about Yang, not Barbara.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW YOU LOSERS:
>>77331445
>>77331445
>>77331445
>>77331370
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