Okay let's play a game First you need your super power

Iron Sand Manipulation

defense contracts
black ops
artist / art forger
there's three ways right there.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bio-Tech_Manipulation
>slap people in head
>control them in the brain
>get all the pussy
>get all the money

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Healing

The world's best and first outdoor unlicensed unregistered outdoor clinic. If it's overcast you can fuck right off.

>Mathematics Manipulation

Fucking yes try and stop me now niggers. I can literally do anything with this. The options are unlimited

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mathematics_Manipulation

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> Golden Rule

>The ability to be fated to a life filled with riches. Sub-power of Luck and Monetary Manipulation.

Huh. How bout that. Do I win?

>>71220789
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetic_Creature_Creation

Guess I'll work at a power company or something.

Or help science.

>>71220789
>gunpowder manipulation/creation
come on son.
I'm a walking fireworks show.
I'm a walking bomb.
I just become a spy assassin for hire and blow up everyone they pay me to, without them seeing it coming, then on holidays like independence day and new years, I take time off to sell the coolest fireworks ever, and have a bitchin show at my house every year.
It's the perfect cover.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Armor_Manipulation

Make all sorts of crazy armor for people and sell it. EZPZ

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Manipulation

Well shit son, what the hell will I need money for?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atomic_Breath

Find away to use the atomic radiation to generate power and sell energy to people.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tychokinetic_Combat
Become a boxer. Never get hit and always hit them. Bet on yourself every time. get money. fuk bitchez.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginary_Constructs

WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orbital_Force_Manipulation
I'll hurl the Earth into the sun unless the US government pays me... One million dollars!

>>71220789
>The ability to inflict internal injuries. Sub-power of Mutilation and Wound Inducement.
Welp, guess I'm an assassin.
Unless I can focus it really well and break up bad stuff like tumors. Then I'm the world's best non-invasive surgeon.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ninja_Magic
Greatest thief who ever lived.

LOADS A MONEY

>>71220789
>Greed Constructs

well its worked for larfleeze, it'll work for me

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnilingualism


translator.

and as a plus i'll know how to spill spaghetti in 10 different languages

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Locality_Tracking
I become a detective and treasure hunter.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Combat

just become an nfc fighter.

>>71220789
knowledge absorption.... i am a scientist and i love this, on to super science...
that and how to manipulate wa'' street to my benefit.
and i will always know if a girl is into me without the awkward dating and shit

>water imprisonment
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Imprisonment

Get a job working for offshore excavation or mining rigs, I guess. Pretty handy for any sort of recovery work.

>>71220789
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Embodiment

I suppose if I was going to be petty with my godlike power, I would hire myself out as a general to the highest bidding nation.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Taboo_Inducement

Offer my service to get people to break habits. Smoking, over eating,etc. Gone!

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poison_Generation

I guess I become a walking pest control company.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Singing_Creation

To get money? I'd sing the Spongebob theme song.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Error_Reparation

Gambling. Lots of gambling.

>>71220789
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plane_Physiology

Motherfucking real estate! Deposit your payments in the corner window on fifth street which is actually my ear or something.

>Summer Embodiment
>Can make it summer whenever I want
I work for KND

>>71220789
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Law_Immunity
I'll do parties

>>71220789

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Supremacy

Olympics; now and forever.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mortality
I don't fucking know, insurance fraud?

>>71221741
holy shit dude that sucks. You;re just a fucking dude. Work a 9-5 job i guess.

>>71221768
That says I'm more mortal though, so even more prone to death and injure.

>>71221741
that's not a power, that's a disease

>>71221813
so you're mr glass from unbreakable. sick.

>>71220789
>Interaction manipulation
>change interactions so people give me their money

I really lucked out

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Color_Manipulation

Selling rainbow bridges and creating rainbow soldiers. Or maybe stealing color of million dollar paintings offering to return it for a small fee.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Empathy

I could help my fellow fishermen make quicker catches, maybe manipulate the animals to breed more often. I could also try training the dolphins and seals at aquariums.

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>>71220789
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heart_Rip
>The ability to rip out a heart
"Do what you love, and the money will come!"

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sasquatch_Physiology
God DAMNIT
Make money as the wild man in a freak show, become an actor for shitty movies that call for a sasquatch.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Genie_Physiology
Well that's no fun

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Population_Control

I'll secretly turn some isolated African country into an industrial city-state which manufactures shit to be imported back to civilization, henceforth making me profit off of their sweat and toil. B
And since I control them like a hive mind, there'll be very little ethical concerns, but in the case somebody starts shit, I'll take control of some random United States military base and have them deal with the issues.

Alternatively, control every single person living on this planet, take all the money for myself, and fuck up the economy.

I'd most likely go with the former.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Golden_Rule
>fated to a life full of riches

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sand_Manipulation

The glass/bottle business would be mine for the taking. Not to mention you could make $1000 to $2000 a week from just hauling sand. I'd be set bitches. I could probably buy & sell your family multiple times

And I could end all mideast wars.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Manipulation

No fucking clue

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astral_Premonition

Tomorrow's lottery numbers are-

>>71220789
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Positive_Forces_Manipulation
Send me 500$ and you'll feel awesome. Results guaranteed.

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>>71222024
Also, as the most OP person in this thread so far, I'll be waiting for somebody to match me.

Come at me, faggots.

>>71222000
I tried again
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Defeat_Inducement
Welp

>>71222062
Just like Sciencetology

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anger_Manipulation

i stop fights, and enable people to discuss things without shit getting too heated.

seems like a public sector job. not much money in that. what about bumfights? bring some bums, i can make them fight. give me a cut of the bets.

>>71220789

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flash_Precognition

Aw yiss, time to hit up the casino.

>Cryokinetic constructs

Oh this is going to be easy.

Make one man plays with my counstructs acting as the entire cast.
Hire them out to do jobs like construction, cleaning, and other shit.
Rob banks

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Health_Manipulation

I am literally the health and drug industry in one person. Move over Rothschild.

>>71220789
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tableware_Weapon_Proficiency

Fuck me. I don't know. I could do performances at some kind of high end restaurant.

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>>71222081
Get on my fucking level kid
>>71222000

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Marsupial_Physiology

>>71222024
>>71222081
>>71222120 here, i can make your dudes really fucking angry. and i will because fuck you that's why.

>>71220789
>frozen surface
easy. ill make ice rinks!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invisibility

Steal whatever money I want from the wealthy criminals I take out as the hero my city deserves.

>>71222182
You poor fuck

>>71220789
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destabilization
>The power to create and manipulate destabilization at any scale.

A hurricane is about to make landfall? >Destabilize it, be praised for saving a state/country some money problems.
A tornado is coming to your farm?
>Destabilize it, be praised and showered with livestock.
Whats that? An earthquake just happened and their is a tsunami on the way?
>Destabilize the wave in advance before it even approaches the shores.
You're welcome earth.

Also:
Economy is too fucking good right now, people make tons of money.
>Get paid to destabilize said economy for certain corps.

>>71220789
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Breath

i'm blowing chunks of gold out of my mouth at will. i reckon that will be good in the short run but will have disastrous effects in the long term.

>>71222204
I'll just employ the help of thousands upon thousands of stoics who've overcame their emotions and operate outside of emotional constraints.

>>71222178
Hahaha g-good luck trying to find me

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tulpa_Physiology
Joke's on you, I already am money

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh_Omnipresence

There are so many different ways I can use this that I can't even really pin down anything interesting

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>>71222365
The chances you got that are like 1 in >100,000.

>>71222365
well if your every where in time, can't you start a saving account in the past and withdraw in the far future

>>71222425
Scout's honor breh.

Honestly I don't think I'd really even need to make money.

>>71222437
I came up with a few situations like this but they're mostly boring.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Weapons

Assassin I guess. What else can I do with Organic Knives that's less...killy?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Constructs
So I guess I can make whatever I need with enough practice? Bah, I have no need of your "money" for I AM A GOD!

>>71222425
Same odds as Marsupial Physiology.

>>71222456
you should hustle people at pool. Become the one punch man of pool hustling.

>>71220789
>Midas Touch
This is gonna be piss easy. I'm gonna rob a bank and nobody's gonna be able to stop me.

>>71220789
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerokinetic_Cloning
Suicide bombing without the suicide.

>>71222456
>>71222365
I guess since it's likely I can move temporally, I could go back 150 years and steal ancient artifacts using new tech and then sell the 150 years gone artifacts to fencers. Or I could "find" the stash of the thief who stole them over a century ago and get a nice finder's fee or something idk. That's interesting right?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment
Just like real life amirite

>>71222499
It'd be good for movies.

>>71222580
God that takes me back

>>71220789
>Demigod Physiology

I'll just crush coal into diamond or join the military

>>71220789

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Cloning

Do I have no control over the clones?This is so fucking vague, I have no idea what limitations there are.
>Clone the world? Welcome to Earth 2.0
>Clone Myself
>Clone of myself Clones the Cloned world.
>repeat
>life cloned over and over to the point where it is either a utopia due to global increase of intelligence or nightmare where common folk are insanely good at their menial tasks (hoo boy I am crazy good at filing taxes)
> Or nothing happens. Everyone is super at daily life and is indistinguishable from 'normal'

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Coma_Inducement

Help insomniacs.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tattoo_Creation

I create Tattoos.

I will open a tattoo parlor

>>71222456
If you wanted to use your power in a unique but impractical way, you could just pickpocket every person in existence.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Evolution

Just connect to a a bank and borrow some money. Easy.

>>71222631
able to create any tattoo with no pain at all, you can create a tattoo monopoly

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Evolution
I guess I become the best damn virus protection I can be, depending on where the data comes from.
God forbid from here

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Karma_Manipulation

really really useful pastor
hitman without anyone knowing
fuck I could sell karma to celebrities and shit

>>71222716
>>71222743
You can't fool me.

>>71220789
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unimind
I connect everyone's brain to /b/ or those tumblr other-kin blogs complete with text to speech configuration

the only way to get disconnected is to pay me

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arctic_Creation

I offer to solve the climate change problem for the oil companies.

>>71220789
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multi_Strike
I guess I become a boxer

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>>71220789
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Positive_Emotion_Empowerment

I'm a motivational speaker or a tele-evangelist.

>>71220789
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Zone_Creation

ayy less go to da casinoo

>>71220789
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Looping
What CAN'T I do? Just find some winning lottery numbers, rewind time, then rake in the dosh

>>71220789
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Vocifery

i believe that i have lodsa monay

>>71220789
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Thievery
this should be pretty easy.

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>>71223233
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Thievery

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universe_Creation
...Money? For what purpose?

>>71223183
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Empowerment

Lets work together to start a cult

>>71220789
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Dominance

The user has total control over any living entity that knows the user's true name and identity and can manipulate their victims in any way they see fit. The user could either only be limited to controlling an opponent's mind or be able to control both their mind, body, and soul altogether. This ability makes for an exactly trick against powerful opponents.

I'm going to get me an army of sugar daddies and powerful world leaders.

>>71223303
>>71223183
>>71223159
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Positive_Emotion_Empowerment

Hey wait, I want in on this scam!

>>71220789
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invisibility
Pick pockets and general stealing from store and homes. Beyond that could I rob a bank? How could I make a buttload of dough quickly if I was invisible?

>>71223159
>>71223183
>>71223303
>>71223353

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Social_Embodiment

Room for one more?

>>71220789
>Dream Manipulation
Have people pay me to create their dream worlds, charge by the hour. Either that or I could blackmail people with awful nightmares and torment them until they paid me to stop.

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Techcrash
Computer Crash!

Power/Ability to:


Negate/Nullify any/all technological powers

The power to negate any/all technological powers. Sub-power of Technology Manipulation.
Contents[show]
Also Called

Technology Power Negation

Capabilities

The users can negate any sort of powers that involves technological aspects, cause power drainage of technology, EMP, system errors or computer virus infections, etc.
Applications

Computer Virus Manipulation
Computer Virus Physiology
Electromagnetic Pulse Emission


It's be easy to make money dishonestly with this power. Me? I'm a nice guy. Hello, bomb disposal team. That bomb's not going off when I'm around. Or, depending on the range, hello, anti-hacker team. That guy in Russia causing all that trouble? His computer just melted.

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>Mind control

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sonography

Literally the only thing I can think of is if I worked in the police force and they need help matching people's writing styles.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reforming
I imagine being top bill for a circus act would be okay. Or just become a secret bomb for the highest bidder.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ageusia_Inducement
>can deprive people of their sense of taste
I would open a restaurant and deprive the sense of taste from everyone except people who eat my food. Doesn't matter if it's just grilled cheese, PBJs, and scrambled eggs; people will pay out the ass to taste what they eat

>Luck embodiment
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Luck_Embodiment

Lots and lots and lots of gambling and betting

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Precognition_Manipulation

>The user can manipulate the precognitive powers of others. They can give them a vision, or a much clearer vision of the future and make precognitive dreams easier to understand.

>The user can also prevent them from using their power. Skilled users of this can make a false vision, making them see what they want them to see.

Call up every two-bit Miss Cleo wannabe in the country and offer them a choice: team up with me and amass wealth (minus my 40%, of course) off the supernaturally accurate visions I'll give them, or get ready to file for unemployment, because turning me down means I'll fuck up every cold reading they ever try.

Become a real psychic and make me rich or find a new line of work. Ball's in your court, TV psychics.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Perception

I guess I'm a fortune teller now? Sheeiit...

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>Gun Creation
>User can create guns of all types, and sizes, from nothing or by shaping the existing matter or energy.

Well, and here I was looking forward to being creative about this.

Guess I'll make a whole line of ridiculous custom tacticool shit just to piss off /k/.

> life force transferral
Cheap resurrections! Bring your dead loved one back to life for a low, low price!
Feeling suicidal? Sacrifice your life force, no questions asked!

>>71223748
Wish I got that instead of the shitty lower end version. >>71223750

>>71220789
>Feline Physiology
Sell my body to /co/.

>>71223759
Can you make me a Beretta 93R?

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>>71220789
>Life Infusion-infuse life into objects (usually a weapon), beings or powers. The user can infuse objects beings or powers with life, empowering and energizing them and allowing the user to manipulate their qualities and efficiency, allowing them to heal, mend and purify rather than harm, including potentially resurrecting the dead.

I can give billionaires longer life spans for half of their wealth, and make myself live longer to enjoy all that money.

Damn that's a good power.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnireplication

If I knew fuck all about economics I'd just multiply money. First thing that sprung to mind was to get multiple jobs but there's probably a better solution out there