/sug/ steven universe general

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>>70627577

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Second for Perita

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Gem based on Pyura Chilensis when?

>>70627610
Best fusion.
LapisxJasper best couple.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW!!!!

>>70627610
please be OK lapis

>>70627639
What's it like to have such wrong opinions

>>70627650
>!!!!
Die.

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>>70627610
>>70627639
I can't wait till she makes her evantual return

People will lose their collective shit.

>>70627665
It's shit like this that makes me wonder why their isnt a Steven Universe Thread Simulator series...

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>>70627577
nth for what pearlfags actually look like

>Rose and Greg were out on a stroll before their almost daily picnic
>as they spoke aimlessly about nothing in particular, Rose stopped in mid stride
>Rose: Do you hear that, Greg?
>Greg: Baby, you know my ears don't work so good no more. All those years of rocking are starting to catch up to me.
>Rose: It's like a bbbzzz bbbzzz sound. You don't hear it?
>Greg scanned the area with a worried expression
>Greg: There aren't too many things out here that buzz and don't sting the bejesus out of people. Maybe we should skidaddle.
>Rose: Nonsense! I wanna see the critter responsible for this sonata!
>Rose dove into the bushes that grew nearby
>Greg: Come on, Rose! I'm showin' too much skin to deal with bees!
>Just then, Rose popped out of the brush carrying a bee hive in his arms.
>Rose: Look, Greg! It's like a nature baby!
>Greg backed away horrified as a thousand angry bees swarmed over Rose
>Greg: Rose, put that down! Those aren't for playing with! Remember the list I made you?!
>Rose: What are you talking about, Greg? They like me!
>Rose was almost completely covered in bees at this point
>Rose: See, look! They're all giving me hugs!
>Rose laughed as the bees angrily stung at her and buzzed ever louder
>Greg: Rose, one of these days you're gonna hug something that ends up killing you, you know that right?
>Rose couldn't hear what Greg was saying over the bees at this point, but she wanted so badly to share her excitement with him
>she dove forward and gave Greg a giant sized bearhug
>Rose: See, the bees like you, too!
>Greg spent three days in the hospital. It was very touch and go.

>>70627682

I don't get it, Why you mad tho?

>>70627632
That isn't a gem.

>>70627632
That's an invertebrate.

>>70627707
This is an insult to the dew god

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Requesting pic related with Pearl holding Rose's sword

>>70627632

That's someone's head.

>>70627736
oh shit i've been Owned

>>70627721
>>70627728
I know

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would you train with her?

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>you will never cuddle with your gem waifu

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

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>>70627725
Is it wrong that I want to fuck that?

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Does anybody want to see this green text story about Adult Steven I made?

It's the first real text story I've written and I want to hear some criticism and opinions on it.

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>>70627699

>>70627784

>Bench press

>Use steroids

Yes I would.

>>70627571
I was just shitposting when I typed this actually makes sense because Ronaldo's problem is overconfidence and underappreciation of the feelings of others, while Lars cares desperately for what others think because he doesn't have any confidence in himself.
If they both lead up to asking her out and she says no Lars would probably have mentally braced for rejection while Ronaldo wouldn't take no for an answer because he doesn't care about what other people think of him and just wants to go along with his own narrative where he's a big charming hero

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>>70627639
Mah man

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>>70627760
>pleb doesn't know how to use google

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>>70627802
I don't have a gem waifu. I just like the show.

>>70627631
why does this comparison keep being made? Her personality is nothing like Vegetas and she was Jasper's bitch.

>>70627813

Go ahead, I wouldn't mind reading it.

>>70627858
This
I only care about the character development and lore.
And the occasional Lapis.

>>70627864
>Jasper's Bitch
>Prison Bitch

>>70627728
But anon, gems don't have spines either.

>>70626864
>implying the sexual harassment isnt coming from the top

Yellow diamond's debriefings are 3 hours long with only ten minutes worth of real information. Her pearl unit doesn't even walk right; you can guess why.

>>70627784
Well yeah, I could learn a thing or two from her

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>>70627710
>Greg: Rose, one of these days you're gonna hug something that ends up killing you, you know that right?

So...Anyone know where I can find Rebecca Sugar's nudes?

Post Gems dressing in period appropriate clothes

>>70627784
>"Go deeper."
>"I'm adding five pounds."
>"5 sets of 6. No breaks."
> "Lick the sweat off the bench after I'm done, anon."

>>70627577
Hey gemtlemen.

Can someone draw my gemsona for me?

I'm not very good at drawing and I really want to see her put on paper.

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>>70627878
>Adult Steven beats the ever loving shit out of Garnet, she lays on the floor, beaten and bruised with clumps of debris in her hair and glasses broken in half. And yet, she was smiling
>Garnet: “How…are you so strong now?”
>Steven: “Hehehe, well you know what they say, the best traits are hereditary, plus I had one hell of a teacher”
>Steven holds out his hand and helps Garnet to her feet using some of his healing saliva to freshen her up
>Steven: “That was some great practicing Garnet, I hope I didn’t hurt you too bad”
>Garnet: “Don’t worry about me, ugh…it takes a lot to get a fusion hurting too bad as you put it”
>Garnet puts her arms around Steven’s now muscular frame and pulled him into a tight hug
>Garnet: “However, there is one thing we need to work on”
>Steven: “Huh?, what’s that?
>Garnet goes into Steven’s ear and whispers
>Garnet: “Never let your guard down”
>With that Garnet grabbed Steven by the arm and threw him over her shoulder, making him land right on his face, Steven looks back and sees Garnet getting the rest of the debris from her hair and summons her gauntlets, garnishing another smile, Steven smiles as well and punches the crystal floor causing it to crack
>Steven: “Hahahaha! Alrighty then, round two!

There's a part two if you'd like to continue.

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>>70627784
no, too hard.
id watch her...

>>70627813
ill look at it, im basically the authority on fanfiction around here. :^)

>>70627784

Hmmm... I bet she goes to /fit/

>>70627942
>gemtlemen
pls go if you think we're not /sug/ilites

>>70627632
but we already have steven

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I love smears.

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Forsterite, the magnesium-rich variant of olivine.

Tell me you don't want a taste of this bad boy.

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>>70627920
Here you go. Who knew she was such a square?

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>>70627942
>using gemtleman and gemsona in the same post

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>>70627915
Yeah I wanna get buff. I mean, not that really ripped buff, that doesn't look very good on girls. I wanna get that soft kind of buff, either that or get a buff gf.

>>70627935
>Off the bench
>Not off of her as part of her cool-down
It's like you want her to pull a muscle.

>>70627942

I get the feeling 70% of gemsona artists are male when their characters look hella fem

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I did a thing.

>>70627971
So once steven masters shapeshifting can he make anything change its size?

>>70627942
>lowqualitybait.jpeg

>>70627920
I think Rebecca Sugar has them all

>>70627983
It looks a Gusher.

>>70627990
thanks.
I spent hours searching google but couldn't find a thing.
I'm glad someone actually cares.

>>70627948
Hell yes, Saxton Hale Steven is rad as hell.

>>70627983
it looks like jello

Sorry if this is an odd question, but does anyone know where I can watch this in French in the United States? I'm going to be in France for a couple of months this year to see family and I always like to put on something I know already in English on in whichever language I'm going to be hearing before I travel there.

>>70627942
>Gemtlemen
Get out.

>>70628010
LEWD

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>>70628010
What did you use to draw this?

>>70628010
I don't like it, but I have to admit it's a good thing.

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Filter list:
Gemtlemen/gemtlemen
Gemsona/gemsona

>>70628061
you mean Rebecca "We're going to have to get you out of those filthy clothes" Sugar?

>>70628044
It's not bait, I just want someone with actual skill to make my gemsona for me.

I'll even let you do naughty things to her when it's done ;)

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>>70627942
Shake that bait TOO hard, you scare the fish away.

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she is the cutest

>>70628105
photoshop

>>70628113
that's the one

>>70628112
/ss/

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>>70628114

>>70627971
Just posted

>>70628123

>posting the same meme

which gem has the best speedrun PB on Super Mario Sunshine

>>70628116
I wasn't baiting.

Don't you want to see a cute girl OC?

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I think Steven's a fanboy.

the funny thing about you guys is you take everything so f*cking seriously

>>70627948
>THUMP THUMP THUMP
>The ceiling has been shaking with booming noises peering out for hours now and Pearl was frankly, getting sick of it.
>Pearl: “UGH, honestly can’t those two practice just a little quieter!” just then her small purple friend interrupted her.
>Amethyst: “pffft, you kidding me? You really think those two juggernauts can do ANYTHING quietly?”
>Pearl: “It’s not just the noise Amethyst, I get so worried every time those two train. I mean, you know how carried away Garnet can be and Steven simply doesn’t know his own strength, I fear something bad will happen if they don’t…”
>BOOM! Pearl was cut short with what sounded like an explosion, Steven ran downstairs sweating pinballs.
>Steven: “OH GOD, I FUCKED UP!”
>Pearl: “STEVEN! How many times have I told you about using that language around me?…wait, where’s Garnet!
>Steven, red in the face put two red gems on the kitchen counter causing a collective gasp from Pearl and Amethyst
>Pearl: “STEVEN WHAT HAPPENED!?”
>Steven: “Me and Garnet were practice fighting and I used my shield to knock her against the wall, I charged at her once I had her pinned and…poof” Steven said making a poof motion with his hands
>Pearl: “THIS is exactly what I was talking about you are just to strong Steven, I mean…this is exactly like the time with Connie…*gasp*”
>Pearl clasped her mouth with her hands preventing her from saying another word, she looked at Steven, the fiery rage in his eyes were practically burning her very soul, Steven clenched his fist causing veins to become visible in his muscular arm, then without saying a word, Steven pulled out a small compartment from his pockets he opened it to reveal cigars, he pulled one out and lit it.
>Steven: “This family reunion is over, I’ll see you guys some other time…tell Garnet I’m sorry once she regenerates”
>and without another word Steven left with Cigar smoke leaving behind.

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>>70628184
look at this pleb not already knowing the answer to this

how's it feel pleb

>>70627942
gonna regret this, i'll do it if you give me a description.
but it wont be scanned til tomorrow morning.
your choice.
>implying this isn't pure b8

>>70627948
pls this stuff is so bad, squishy hippie adult steven or nothing

>>70628202
Which Steven?

>>70627935
I SHOULDN'T LIKE THIS. WHY DO I LIKE THIS

>>70628209
Noice bait

>>70628257
sorry i meant to clarify, any%, i think we all know who has the 120 pb

So do you think there will be other factions aside from Homeworld and the Crystal gems? Maybe a pro human faction? or another alien species? or possibly a group of rogue Gem space pirates? Whose leader has a Gem eyepatch

>>70628338
Steven murdercocked them all.

>>70627577
>mega.co.nz/#F!9BNUCCwa!J9_aX6ujYueYWkePW0OLZw

Is there a way to download the whole file at the same time?

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>>70627696
>Jasper:"This is fucking gay."
>Lapis:"SHHH, he's about to start!"
>Steven:"You want me to do this later?"
>Lapis:"NO. Uh, hehe, no, forget her, This'll be awesome."
>Steven rocks that shit per usual
>Lapis:"That was beautiful, Steven. I loved it!"
>Jasper:"It was....alright. I guess."
>Steven:" You liked it? Want me to make one for you?"
>Jasper:"Huh? Really? WAIT, NO, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR SONGS. THIS IS DUMB."
>Steven:"I'll make ya a song, kay sugarlump?"
>Jasper:"I will end you."

>>70628418
right click it, scrub

>>70628349
i can see the writers going for a group of human rebels who fight gems...
theyd be like quincies from bleach, destroying the gems rathr than sealig them up.

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>>70628213
>two red gems

>>70628349
Human Tea Party seems like something Ronaldo would be leading towards the end of the series

>>70628068

Please, God no, that kid is the opposite of rad, he's the adventurous version of Fat-Bastard. Who helps to solve problems like, "lady-fights" and "cheese burger dilemmas".

>>70628277
Okay thanks.

She has four legs and she looks kind of like a horse but shes not because shes a gem and because of that she can take any form but she chooses to take the form of a horse because she really likes horses, I haven't thought of a name yet but I thought I could think about that later.

Her powers let her summon a bunch of swords and throwing stars like a ninja from naruto and her colors are purple, blue and green. She has three piercings in her right ear and she has wings that let her fly but they come from her gem and she also has a bunch of gems, I was thinking that maybe she has 10 gems with a bunch of different weapons but you only see the swords and throwing stars and wings in the image.

She has long yellow and red hair that hangs over her shoulders and can almost reach tot he floor but not really because her wings keep it off the ground and it stops right before her feet.

Thanks in advance! :3

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>>70628282
Nah, jovial adventurer Steven. Don't you want a Captain Universe and the Crystal Gems spin-off?

>>70628184
Garnet mastered the piping fresh hot Gelato Beach skip in a single stream using her natural ability for future sighting. However, important Gem business keeps getting in her way of practicing the rest of the game so her PB remains pretty shitty. She will nab the WR one of these days, I believe in her.

>>70628441
>>70628349
Ronaldo is gonna lead the human rebellion against THE DIAMOND AUTHORITY.

>>70628426
>dat gif
2015 and still writers just can't let characters hook up, we have to be dragged through the mud of one sided crush until the series finale. Have her reject him if you have too, just wrap that shit up.

>>70628426
That dialogue was adorable. Thanks.

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>>70628426
Cloud Connie is asking for it.

>>70628449
Cheese burger dilemmas can sometimes get pretty serious, maybe even requiring the interdiction of immortal magical space rock warrior mystics.

http://why-yes-i-am-an-adult.tumblr.com/post/114523603422/flowerypearl-steven-universe-the-diverse-cast

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You will never be as good a parent as Garnet

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>>70628491
>one sided crush
>implying

>>70628491
WTF are you even talking about? They are prepubescent. They are just good friends. Everyone knows and hopes it will become romantic later in their lives, but it aint that now.

>>70628491

He's freaking twelve. Twelve year olds don't have romances. They'll be lucky to last two years or even kiss

>>70628466
Pearl doesn't have the figure to pull off the strap-off-the-shoulder look.

>>70628522
I hope she shows up in the room constantly, with Steven unable to get rid of her.

>>70628213
>Steven closed the door of his childhood home behind him, he went down the steps stopping at the last two, the large man sat down to collect his thoughts and review what just happened. He was PISSED but also very sad, Before Steven could jump into his Hotrod he heard the noises of little feet running down the steps. >Amethyst: “Hey man, do you um….wanna talk about it?”
>Steven: “…Sure, you’re the only one I can talk to right now, with Garnet healing, Connie at work and Pearl…ugh.” Steven just hid his eyes with his hand. his cigar hanging from his mouth.
>Amethyst: “Dude, don’t stress over it, You know Pearl, she’s a total dingus she…hell, we ALL know what happened to Garnet and Connie were just stupid mistakes and accidents. I should know I’m the expert at making those”
>Steven: “I know it’s just…that thing about me being too strong…she’s right, I have problems controlling my own strength. Garnet says my strength and ferocity in battle are good things but…UGH! They have no place outside of battle. It’s the reason why me and Connie don’t practice Fencing or ANY form of battle with each other anymore."
>Amethyst nudges closer and rests her head on his muscular arm, she looks up and starts chuckling
>Steven: “heh, what’s so funny?”
>Amethyst: “Sorry it’s just weird to see you smoking cigars ya know? I mean you’re the same person that gave Lars crap about smoking Cigarettes when you were a kid!”
>Steven: “oh yeah, hahaha, hey speaking of which do you…mind not telling Connie? I promised her I’d quite.”
>Amethyst: “Give me a fat one and you got!”
>Steven and Amethyst moment was interrupted by the door opening and dainty footsteps going down the steps, Pearl was five steps above the two with tears in her eyes
>Pearl: “Steven…I…*choke*…I’m-”
>But before she could speak Steven threw the cigar into the ground and pulled Pearl into a reassuring hug
>Steven: “I forgive you”

>>70627631
>Peridot
>Vegeta
>Not Yamcha
ay lmao

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>>70628530

That tickled my pickle, holy shit, hahahaha!

>>70628491
Dude they're already pretty much dating.

This isn't the Amazing Adventure Falls Show.

>>70628491
They're like, ten or twelve. They're both too young to seriously consider those feelings beyond hugs and handholding

>>70628539
It's cuter when it has its full context, all you have to do is stitch the panels together next time.

>>70628553

Anyone have the semi-lewd pic where Peri is missing her fingers so she activates/moves them and Lapis squirms?

>>70628338
ECH

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>>70628257
>that shitty white outline

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>>70627784
>tfw was working on getting /fit/ last year
>actually made some progress
>things got in the way and couldn't find the time
>now have muscle waifu
>feel like unworthy filth
No more excuses, time to get back to it

>>70628610

I'm on a mobile so I can't piece them together

>>70628543

Ruby juice all over her falaffal!

>>70628579
>Steven just wants to get rid of her
>She won't leave
>Eventually she manages to get out of Rose's Room
I want this.

Steven to Lapis in Ocean Gem:
>I SAID... I DON'T WANNA FIGHT!

Jailbreak:
>That's why we HAVE to fight them!

man, Lapis' spirit really got broken

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>>70628573
>They'll be lucky to last two years or even kiss
It almost happened.

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>>70628482

>tfw jasper gets kicked out of planet fitness because it's a judgement free zone and she's constantly judging everyone

>>70628665
why the fuck does connie have a middle-aged man's hairline

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>>70628543

>>70628213
>edge steven comes back

>>70627784

I told myself three years ago I would get into jogging because of Emi. I still haven't.

I don't have a want to be muscular honestly. Weight lifting is good for your health however I don't wanna be /fit/

>>70628665
>She drinks his backwash
>Wants to kiss him, even when he has snot running down his nose.
>He wants her to dominate him.
Why are these 2 so thirsty?

Which episodes are supposed to be S1?

>>70628656
This is what happens when you accidentally give your holodeck sentience

>>70628665
Steven's like, every character from every book she reads, no wonder she likes him

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>>70628665
Wrong picture.

>>70628687
Because she's actually a middle-aged man.

>>70628482
Was it just me, or was Ronaldo's post-Snakemen theory actually pretty close to the truth?

>>70628677
draw this

>>70628491
>Have her reject him if you have too
If it's anything she's the one that has it in for him and to Steven she's just his best friend.

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>>70628670
Oh shit, I just remember that scene. I thought it was just Ronaldo being a weirdo again, but then I remembered that the CGs explicitly stated that they were worried about humans getting gem tech

It's happening, /sug/ Can you feel it?

>>70628719
Open Book (right after marble madness), Shirt Club (47th episode on the leaked list, which doesn't always reflect the intended order), and story for steven (48th episode on the leaked list)

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>Pearl just lets steven hanging from the ledge
>Steven doesn't get up and climbs it
>He meets Pearl
>Muh Rose Muh Feelings
>Everything is ok now
He should have fucking punched her in fucking gem that fucking Oyster shit.
Not even a Fucking real gem she's just a piece of shit as a character and a Mom

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Does Stevenget a chance to say no?

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>>70627884
This guy knows what's up.

>>70628746
That's the point. He named it 'the diamond authority' long before yellow diamond was mentioned

>>70628727
I was seriously expecting that shit at first. Just fucking look at 'em, that's usually how shit would pan out.

Then you remember he's twelve, and you're watching a kids show.

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>>70628746

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>>70627878
All three parts are up what do you think!?

>>70627948
>>70628213
>>70628587

can someone please draw Garnet dressed like Bret Hart with the leather jacket and stuff

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>>70628779
Of course not.

>>70628727
>Steven pulls Pearl's face closer to his
>He goes for her nose instead, suckling the tip carefully
>Pearl quivers with pleasure as Steven gives her nasal
>Pearl climaxes quickly and sloppily, her nose spewing mucus in Steven's throat
>Steven manages to swallow every bit of it
>The mucus hardens in Steven's stomach, forming a new pearl gem
>the gem replaces Rose's gem from within and forces itself in its place
>Steven mutates into a dwarfish, slow-witted Pearl replica

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>>70627739

>>70628825
What about Jasper dressed like Macho Man?

>>70628802
Good stuff. There's a lot of characterization in steven in the little things. I also liked the dead connie fake-out.

>>70628779
Anon, she almost raped him. Of course he doesn't have a chance.

>>70628579
>>70628656
Stevonnie x Room!Connie when?

>>70628766
she told him to fuck off but he wouldn't listen. It's not her fault he's the worst gem ever created and nearly destroyed himself and his mother's legacy by being a fat little shit that can't jump.

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>>70628837

>>70628845
only if there's Lapis dressed like Miss Elizabeth

>>70628756
I am feeling it, I want Ronaldo to channel his autism into becoming gemtech ironman.

>>70628828
I hope holodeck Connie comes back. Probably not though.

>>70628724
Yeah. It's like her fan fiction came to life:

Have no friends.
Suddenly weird boy starts talking to you.
He's fucking magic.
He may or may not be important enough to have the fate of the world on his shoulders.
He totally takes her as his best friend even though she's an awkward dork.

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>You will never Drink Pearl milk

>>70628693
THANK YOU

>>70628885
He's a magic boy with a dead mysterious mom, magical protectors, familiar, and various powers

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>>70628837
Steven sucking Pearl's nose is kinda hot.

>>70627707
>smearing the mayor

Why do you HATE democracy?

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>>70628618
I GOT YOUR BACK DUDE

>>70628755
Girls mature faster than boys. Connie definitely has feelings and so Steven does, but Steven's too young to fully grasp them

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1/3

>>70628837
6 bucks says this is the real ep ending.

>>70628884
holodeck Connie was just Rose's consciousness. It was the tiny floating whale in a different form.

>>70628953
best ship
if not just so I can self-insert as Peridot

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>>70628971
2/3
>>70628985
>The tiny whale is the rapist
How dare you

>>70628716
The thirst is mostly on Connie's side. Ever since Steven gave her the glow bracelet, she's been making most of the advances.

>>70628943
Shit anon I have to agree with you after seeing this

>>70628802
i dont like the script style mixed with the greentext, and if you are going to mix them it should be dialogue is black while actions are green.

>edgy steven
everything even remotely edgy is ruined by autists on /co/
writing about characters at different ages can be hard, but so drastically changing their character makes them feel OOC. as in steven would never be like "fuck you pearl." in the current age so it feels off at any age.

>>70628010
Noice

Watching Steven and the Stevens
his voice gets really old after he talks to himself constantly for 8 minutes

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>>70628998
3/3

>>70628985
Software isn't hardware though. By Holodeck Connie I'm referring to her subroutine.

>the whale is actually Rose's mind
u wot m8

>>70627632
Is that thing that chileans eats crude right?

>>70628755
Don't you remember the whole glowstick bracelet thing and how they met? It's pretty clear all the time that they both have feelings for each other really. Steven's just really open and honest and not retarded about his feelings, so he doesn't fuck up his relationships like most cartoon characters and people

>>70628985
His mom turned into her son's crush so that she could pin him to the ground and wrestle a confession out of him?

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>>70628953

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Rockutations indivijewels and gemtlemen. How's everyone's evening?

>>70628945
because it doesn't work, democracy just ends with the rich running everything.
and Dewey is shit politician, just like all the other ones

>>70628656
I wonder if they could get away with the same twist again, with her impersonating Connie until discovered.

>>70629072
i prefer to be called a degemerate

>>70629039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcrRmwNWpV4

Yeah

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>>70629026
>>70628998
>>70628971
Brilliant.

>>70629045
she didn't like that Steven was lying to Connie and himself and just wanted him to be open and honest.

>>70629045
Yeah plus they're not even teenagers. They hang old and hug and hold hands a lot. That's about as romantic as you get at that age.
Either way, it's cute.

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>>70629047

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>>70629094

>>70629106
>That's about as romantic as you get at that age
Nah man, sometimes kids attempt to kiss.

>>70628537
i want to have consensual intercouse with aimee mann

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>>70628656
I want this.

>>70629045
Hawt.

>>70629079
Moar like this.

>>70629079
I wonder why Connie wasn't invited to the horror movie club.

>>70629014
Hmmm, I wasn't trying to make Steven be all "Fuck you Pearl" that's why I had him forgive her in the end plus he basically said he was leaving with obliged, a little sourness to his speech. but thanks for the input. I'm going to heavily edit this and put it on Fanfic.net, It's gonna be the first story I upload on their and I wanted it to be good. thanks!

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>>70629148
It's only natural that you would want the best gem, Anon

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>>70627707
>goid
I read that as gold for some reason

Also nth for wizards

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It's going to take Peridot a while to understand the basics of Earth life.

>>70629138
Well that happened too

>>70628837
For what purpose?

>>70628766
She saw that he was okay. And he couldn't face him after that. He's a gem and has already been through lots of shit, she knew climbing some vines wasn't a huge deal for him

That look she gave him when he was in mid-air was like, "just please fuck off", then she saw him falling and freaked, and when she went to the ledge she saw he saved himself

>>70628579
>Pearl: Steven, why don't you go into Rose's room any more?
>Steven looks over at the door.
>Oh, uh, just haven't felt like it.

>>70628766
Anon we know your mad but can I get drawfag to do his Pic but with pearl

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>>70629115

>>70629184
I'm sure Steven invited her, but her mom probably said no to hanging out with a bunch of teenagers.

>>70629188
>edgy
>fanfic

I couldn't blame you. Could you make a story about Amethyst transforming into Rose the first time?

>>70628656
>Dr Moriarty from Star Trek
So then she would be redeemed and go out into space to adventure?

>>70629184
She isn't friends with Ronaldo. She doesn't even live in Beach City.

>>70628864
>Pearl almost lets a gem who cares about her die
>h-he's shit!

>>70628885
They're both living in an anime, but it's different genres.

>>70628656
>>70629158
>Holodeck Connie drags Steven back into Rose's room.
>Forces Steven to reenact the entire Spirit Morph series with her
>Connie has to go in and rescue him before he loses himself.
Bonus if Connie ends up using Rose's sword in the final duel.

>>70629184
She doesn't live in Beach City. Hardly anyone knows her.

>>70628454
yeah, Cpt. Steven & his magic band, traveling the galaxy to spread love & peace through song and change the conquering ways of gemkind

Rizon
#beachcity

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>>70629282

>>70628466
Garnet really does look good in anything

>>70628786
>>70628727
He just looks like a kid grabbing his mom's face and yelling in it because moooom listen to mee

>>70628885

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manic_Pixie_Dream_Girl

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>/sug/ - Connie x Steven Edition
Yes. Yes please.

>>70629367
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS

>>70629325
Aren't the rest of these really fucking sad?

>>70629353
I'm not sure why I would want to talk about Steven Universe without picture when there hasn't been an episode in a week.

>>70629316
>he's survived several battles by now
>can instantly form a protective bubble around himself
>managed to find and access several of Rose's secrets
>has a teleporting Lion watching him
>a fall will surely kill him

I can see why Rose needed storage lockers. Her room is probably useless for keeping real objects in.

But what does Steven see in Connie?

>>70629410
Almost killed Amethyst

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>>70629436
A normie

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>>70629282
>cutting off the nipple.

>>70629301
>mfw i already did that.

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>>70629453
>Normie
Steven has much to learn.

>>70629453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19Tx5cbCLsH

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>>70629453
Shit, I didn't read that right

Looks like I'm the normie

Pearl is kind of attractive in an odd way. I didn't think about her like that until the mayor pointed it out.

>>70629282
>tfw all the casual Jasper/Peridot art has them lying around with their boobs out
I just wanna post em on 4chan dammit

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>>70629454

I follow the rules.

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the fact they still do these High School AU pics makes me wish they did one episode on it

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>>70628670
>>70628756
Is it weird that I want to fug Ronaldo?

>>70628885
Connie is Rebecca's self insert mary sue


which is sick because everyone knows Steven is based off her brother

>>70629372
Connie isn't manic, she's depressive.

>>70629436
A) Steven sees good in everyone.
B) She is a girl his age.
C) See A & B

>>70629449
so you are saying that a fall did not kill anyone

>>70629079
Das perfect

>>70629360
What if attempts to get rid of her only cause her to multiply?

>>70629489
I could see them doing it. With episodes like Garnet's Universe and the UG crossover about, they could have an episode that doesn't follow the canon.

All this connie hate is strange.

Her and steven make a cute couple. I dont see why everyone treats her like she constantly ruins the show.

>>70629489

I get the feeling we'll be seeing Peridot tomorrow.

>>70629372
>Reading that article
>Get to "Magical Negro"
Holy shit my sides

>>70629494
Ronaldo has some nice breasts there

>>70629475
where's the scarier version of this

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>>70629489
>Peri and Lapis in the background
I want to believe

>>70629521
What I'm saying is that Steven could've been in very real danger and Pearl was ready to let it happen.

>>70629436
Steven's life consists of really really weird shit almost all the time. To the point where such things are normal for him.
Which basically means that normal things like school and tennis practice are strange and exciting for him.
Also he's friendly and she's a girl his age.

>>70629489
It's possible they'll actually do that

>>70629486
you some kind of faggot?

>>70629513
He's talking about Steven anon.

Imagine the show from Connie's perspective.

>>70627577
why do those guys look so much like their respective Cristal gems???
i feel like this is a deep meaningful thing

>>70629527
What will Connie tell her optometrist?

Why does everyone ship Lapis with Peridot or Jasper? She's obviously got a boner for Steven.

>>70629546
Nah man, we're in the breather period right now. Shit's unwinding and we're seeing Beach City settle back in after the invasion.

The Homeworld Plot won't pick up again for a while; for now we've got slice of life and world building.

>>70629568
That's true.

Pearl was visibly horrified, but sometimes, even when you want to do something, your body won't let you do it. Especially if you're in an emotional state.

It's reasonable to guess that her body froze up, and by the time Steven was out of view, it was too late. So she just cried.

>>70627971
>Steven finally discovers masturbation.png

>>70629527
Fuck, I've seen this scenario before. I just don't remember where.

>>70629539
i'm pretty sure they're holdovers from /mlp/ who are scared of >m-muh sjws

>>70629564
I hope they bring Jasper back too. Steven is love, he could reform her

>>70629436
He sees Stevonnie.
StevonniexLapis is best ship

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I need to find the black pearl I heard you lads were good for finding Rocks

>>70629648
fuck off Sparrow

>>70629564
> Peri will redeem accord to staff
> Lapis will back

its just a matter of time

>>70628537
Why does SU have such qt voice actors?

>>70629671
the return of our princess peri

>>70629539
I think they want gem stuff rather than ten year olds being awkward.
Personally I like seeing a person who actually reacts strangely to Steven's weird life, everyone else in Beach City is used to it.

>>70629596
perhaps Rose discovered a method of turning gems into humans, and with the implication that Amethysts and Pearls were mass produced, all of Beach City could be some weird Big O style Paradigm City of Lost Memories full of Tomato People

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>>70627802
>No gem cuddle, never, ever
Dang life is brutal :c

>Tfw watching Marble Madness
>Get to the Peridot fight part
>Instantly get a Smash Bros feeling
Why

>>70629622
Murdercock 2: Son of Murdercock!

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they see your dick

>>70628837
I used to browse /d/ and this made me physically sick.

Good show.

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>>70629638
>mfw that tall glass of mocca goodness comes with a straw.

>>70627784
No.Garnet for squats

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>>70629221

>>70629731
A lot of the music reminds me of smash bros, like when opal was first introduced or when pearl fought holo-pearl

>>70629539
Maybe they're reminded of their own middleschool crushes

>>70628579
I want to see CloudConnie sword fighting HoloPearl

Any Pearl breast feeding on a pregnant Rose?

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>>70629754
I want jasper to ravish me

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>>70629767
Someone requested this in the morning

I got bored and drew it

>>70629788
Yeah, here's the link. ______________________Killyouself

>>70629794
Oh shit, an adult steven i like, and not that wreck-it-ralph reject

>>70629079
connie reminds me of marji from persepolis
she grows to be the same kind of bitch

>>70629436
Steven is a sweet precious cream puff who just wants to be everyone's friend, honestly you guys project too much on a little kid

>>70629794
Steven is white, not some samoan bitch.

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>>70629539
I thought Connie was pretty well-liked among most people.

>>70629870
but m-muh Mastadons!

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>>70629741

>>70629887
The only things I ever see about her are either
>Frothing hate
or
>Pedo lust

Thats it.

>>70629849
*tips fedora*

>>70629806
who doesn't

>>70628885
why does Connie have no friends? I haven't seen much of the first season. just eps 38 on.

also, where can I watch the rest of this?
without pirating, preferably

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>>70629890
>>70629794
Tumblr, why do you try so hard to disappoint me?

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>>70629948
People with no taste, maybe?

>>70629539
It's mostly because an annoying, vocal minority seems to loathe everything that isn't Stevenbomb levels of lore-advancing.

>>70629964
>why does Connie have no friends?
She's moved around so much she doesn't even bother anymore.

>>70629887
I like Connie. Not even in a sexual way. The episode where she confronts her parents about what's been going on is MORE than overdue though.

>>70629964
kisscartoon