>new month's desserts at work
>chocolate torte
>looks like it could be good
>after service I take a slice
>ThisWasAMistake.jpg
>immediately try to find someone to split my slice with
>no takers
>put it cooler and nibble on it for 3 days until gone
I have never seen a person consume a full slice without taking a hard fucking look at their life to see where they fucked up enough to try this dessert.
>>9434394
Just have some milk to drink
>>9434402
Milk is for pussies. I only drink asparagus water
are you just complaining about how your specific work cafeteria served a bad chocolate torte? i don't know why you thought we would be able to relate to this
>>9434421
It's so fucking rich. I struggle with it everyday.
just go for a run, pussy
>>9434394
They only do one a desert a month?
What kind of nu-male can't stomach a slice of cake?
>>9434431
diabeetus
>>9434394
Looks good, put it in a bowl with a couple of scoops of vanilla ice cream to compliment the cake.
you sound like a fad dieting white girl