I just got some fucking cookie butter as a birthday gift. What

>apply liberally to dog's testicles
>knock dog out with rest of jar smashed to head
>have hearty meal of cookie butter licked from dog's scrotum and no cleanup

>>9432025
Disregard this guy, OP.

Cookie Butter's good, but it's also rich, so don't eat much. Cookie butter on a chocolate chip toaster waffle is really good, but you can also use it as a dip, for pretzels and such.

>musing about itself on the label
Freeze it then whip it as hard as you can at the head of the hipster-enabler who paid for it.

>>9432013
Just spread thinly on toast. Is it chunky or smooth?

>>9432051
The pic I posted isn't the exact brand I got, or at least it doesn't have the stupid self-servicing praise on the label. So pretentious lol
>>9432055
It's smooth. And like yeah I get that I could put it on anything I could theoretically put peanut butter on, but it feels weird putting something so sweet/candy-esque on non-sweet food. I'll probably go with stuff along the lines of what >>9432034 said, or maybe on a nice sweet bagel