>unroll entire fruit by the foot >crumple it into a ball

>>9420421
Shit thread

>>9420421
If you didn't do it that way then the candy would get stuck to your teeth like nobody's business. I remember them being pretty tangy too.

>>9420421
No because not all of us here had neglectful parents that fed us on a diet of junkfood

>>9420421
no i unrolled it, and slide the whole foot in so that the bottom was in my stomach and the tip was still held by my fingers
then i would control it like it was a long tongue

>>9420421
>I can't be the only one who did this?

When you ask yourself this question, the answer is always NO. Use your peanut brain next time, fuck off with the facebook tier garbage thread next time you phone posting piece of human garbage.

>>9420472
The irony burns.

>>9420454
Dude, no way! I used to lick the stomach acid off when I brought it back up. I think that's why bulemia didn't bother me

>>9420452

Aren't you special.

>>9420421
>This is what american """""""fruit""""" looks like
I had no idea things were this bad. I'm so sorry.

I put gushers on a fruit roll up and rolled it like a burrito. Was amazing but I could feel the cavities forming on my teeth every time

>>9420454
I bet you give some mad head.

>>9420421
I only ever did that when I had a loose tooth. It worked every time.

>>9420421
No. Also, line up a packs worth of gushers down middle. Roll up. Stuff in my fat boy maw

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>>9420421
>unroll entire fruit

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In my house, we ate Fruit Rollups

I was always slightly jealous of people who got to eat Fruit by the Foots