There will be a big banquet and each country needs to bring their

USA brings BBQ and Bourbon

A pot of real Texas red chili and awful beer.

>>9419531
Burgerstani here, this sounds about right.

Poland brings pierogi's as an app, and some shitty vodka

>>9419525
Mexico brings guacamole smothered veggie burritos.

>>9419551
Nothing to drink? don't be cheap José!

Chiles en nogada and hot chocolate

>>9419551
Ayy esé, you gotta bring Jarritos too.

>>9419525
You should've asked about each USA state too
California will bring avocado toast

the netherlands brings beer, steals someone else's dish and call it theirs

>>9419525
Brazil brings UMA DELICIA

Africa brings

>>9419664
>each country brings food and drink
>africa
>no food or drink
Good job anon

>>9419531

Or some fried chicken

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Taiwan brings stinky tofu.

Bugs and mud water, Somalia

America brings Eggs Benedict

Canada doesn't bring anything to the table. Offers appologies.

just a big pile of beef kimbap

enjoy you fat fucks

Mexico brings doritos with 50 toppings.

Germany brings gassed jews with sauerkraut & lager.

>>9419525
Germany, France, Sweden, and the United Kingdom brings Maqlooba and Kebab

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Sweden brings stewed macaronis and Portello

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Australia brings bastardized versions of USA's bastardized versions of foreign food.
And a goon bladder.

>>9419664
>Africa brings aids
ftfy

USA
>huge bottle of HFCS
>bag of wood pulp for the cheese course
>bottle of bleach for the chicken
>sharts himself during the main course
>argues loudly that the pizza doesn't have enough toppings

>>9419531
This is perfect, although I'd also accept
Crawfish Etoufee, Dirty Rice, and Bourbon

>>9420012
Don't be silly, Canada brings Kraft Dinner.

Indonesia brings some catfish and a pack of cigarettes

>>9420050
Good 'ol goon of fortune

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>>9419525
I shall bring us all together.

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I brought Pupusas from El Salvador.

>>9420046
Well technically speaking the kebab in Germany is served in a pita bread with cabbage, veggies and sauce. This "Döner" was invented by a German so this would be legit.

Sinapore scrubs down Malaysian Street food down to sterilised food-court quality and calls it their own.

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>>9419525

Denmark bringing cold open faced sandwiches

Ireland will bring Irish Stew and Smithwicks.

>>9419525
Scotch eggs and gin and tonic

>>9419525
Canada brings tourtierre and icewine.

>>9420574
Freaking Francophone bring tourtierre, real Canadians bring poutine

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Norway will bring sodd and christmas beer

>>9420851
>inherred sodd
Min neger

Canada brings Kraft dinner with ketchup chips, Bloody Ceasars to drink

poland brings cartons of vodka and one jar with pickles

>>9419677
>no drinks
But don't they have chocolate water

>>9420050
Australia brings Hainan chicken, garlic and pepper pork stir fry, snack pack, goon sack, meat pie and a shnitty with chips.

>>9419576
Alabama will bring biscuits & gravy and sweet tea. Think thats what we have at least

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I'm bringing lamb offal minced and baked, and rakia. Greetings from Serbia

>>9420912
That sounds wonderful.

>>9419525
Bigos

>>9419551
Mezcal or Tequila, that is the question. Or pick Pulque just to fuck with people?

>>9420012
>>9420093
>>9420880

La poutine

Brazil will bring a monkey soup

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>>9419525

Why is Hungary dead

Polan bring space program

>>9421346
They lost the war

>>9419525
Potatoes and beer.

>>9421458
Which baltic country are you from

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>>9419525

>>9419525
Canada probably brings something like poutine and cheap rye whiskey.

But someone sneaks in an expertly prepared moose wellington, some nanaimo bars, and a few litres of maple porter.

>>9419531
Yeah that's pretty accurate

>>9419664
Haha, that country Africa lol!

>>9421580
t. negress

>>9421591
t. Never made it out of first grade

USA brings Pacific coast wine and a beef dish of some kind.

Ghanna will bring a bunch of starving, emaciated nigger children that will stand beside everybody's tables watching you eat and not leave until you give them some handout money or food.

Brazil is aways a steap ahead.

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Pasta salad with sliced hot dogs and sparkling apple juice to drink - Switzerland. Also lye rolls.
Italian citizen, too, so also rosemary-and-garlic roasted pork and wine some guy down the road made.

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UMA DELICIA

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Belgium brings revolutionary state-of-the-art pink chocolates for dessert and beer, too but ends up arriving too late because the central railway company is on strike again

>>9421617
t. jokes

>>9421627
>beef dish
Barbecue. There are so many beef dishes, but BBQ is truly American.

canada brings poutine and actual good beer that isnt 2% alcohol

>>9419551
burritos are not mexican, they are a fatmerican appropiation because tacos were just too small to satisfy their hamplanetic hunger

>>9421936
Spotted the angry elitist. Also North Carolina brings pork chops,apple sauce and a delicious Cheer wine to wash it down.

>>9419576
California is not invited.

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SOPA

>>9421929
Recommend me some good beers from canada

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>>9419525
Bacalhau and vinho verde

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>>9419525
Sweden
Crayfish and Absolut

Denmark brings pork alot of pork

>>9422471
>vinho verde
>not periquita
weak

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>>9422732
Maybe with vina dosh but with pic related it's vinho verde for me

England would probably be gin and cornish pasties or christmas dinner

>>9422389
DE

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>>9422913
MACACO

>>9422921
UMA

>>9419525
USA
Burgers and Bourbon

>>9420851
You sell your beer by the bucket?

>>9420012
>Not poutine and Timmy's coffee that the Indian at the counter put way too much/way too little cream in and apologizing for the shitty coffee

>>9420090
Bourbon is Canadian, though.

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>>9419525

Finland brings KARJALANPAISTIA ja KOSKENKORVAA!

And everyone is going to eat and drink or gets stabbed.

>>9423056
My bad I was thinking rye

>>9421668
hesch en vogel? totale müll

>>9420183
Underrated.
Brazil brings feijoada and cachaca.

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U.S. brings chicken and andouille gumbo, made especially with pork sausage to keep the Jews and Muslims away. We'll serve it up with a heap of cornbread, and wash it all down with white lightning liquor. Then we'll get drunk and bang all the fugly brit slag women the way we did in WW II, and kick the shit out of the toothless fat ass british "men" the way we did during the revolutionary war.

>>9423285
I like your pic but your banter needs work.

>>9421936

mexico is fatter than america...

>>9422925
DELISIA

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Question:
According to this
https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-staple-food-of-the-US
The staple food in the US is corn. How do you guys eat corn anyway? Do you boil it, pop it? Do you eat corn everyday? I don't remember movies/TV shows show Americans eat lots of corn. Americans are always shown eating hamburgers or hotdogs, is it just propaganda? Is it a secret? What do you feel when you see corn?

>>9423620
They just sneak it in as an additive to everything we consume. We don't eat plain corn, it looks like veggies

>>9420128
More like you take your 7 year old child and sell it off to pedos.

>>9423641
Okay. So, what is your main source of carbohydrates then. I'm talking about a farm to table kind of carbohydrates.

>>9420905
Gravy with Tea n' biscuits?

>>9421346
They starved.

>>9421632
You spelt Ghana wrong you thick nigger.

>>9423656
Like a plain, mostly unadulterated original plant as a carb? Probably potatoes. We eat a lot of bread but the grains are mostly unrecognizable and filled with a lot of fillers like corn starch or high fructose corn syrup.

>>9422454
Budweiser and Fosters.

>>9423686
(You) you sad desperate fuck

>>9422363
I guess you don't enjoy 80% of the US food, then.

>>9423685
How many percent of potatoes/bread do you eat in a day?

How much potatoes/bread can you get after a one hour minimum wage work?

England brings you Beef Wellington and Somerset cider.
Scotland brings you haggis and a selection of single malt whiskies.
Wales brings you nothing but embarrassment.

>>9423620
>is it just propaganda

No, it's just wrong.

>>9423772
Idk, I neither eat nor live like the avg American.

>>9423656
>main source of carbohydrates
Wheat, rice, and potatoes.

>>9423643
wrong country mate

>>9423877
Can you answer this?

>>9423772

>>9421632
>children that will stand beside everybody's tables watching you eat and not leave until you give them some handout money or food.

I've seen this happen. What is that feeling CK?

>>9423620
I enjoy burgers and hot dogs, but I don't even eat either of them weekly. Unless I have a bunch of beef because my coworker slaughtered a cow and I bought half.
>What do you feel when you see corn?
I feel like I'm back home because Indiana.

>>9420912
Welcome Serbia! You sit at the good country table

>>9419525
Curry and rice toddy.

mämmi and vodka, koskenkorva to be exact

sangria and iberic ham tapas

>>9423974
I generally eat 2 meals a day and confine my starch/carbs to my evening meal, and they will be about 1/4 to 1/3 of the meal when served as a side with veggies and protein.

As far as how much it costs? No clue for the taters. I buy 25 pound bags of AP flour for like 7 bucks, which means you can make 25 1 pound loaves of bread for 1 hour of work. For rice, I go to an Asian market and buy the big bags as well. Manufactured bread and smaller sized packages of rice are more expensive, of course.

There's like 350 MILLION plus Americans from a wide variety of different regions, so trying to say "X" is what Americans eat is just stupid, because it changes from region to region, and culture to culture.

>>9422471
>vinho verde
>not vinho do porto
shit taste

>>9419525
Black Bean and pork stew cooked in a pressure pot for 6-8 hours, white rice with garlic and onion, and some sugar cane liquor. Where am I from.

>>9420012
Sorry guys, this torontonian got the invitation instead of me, don't worry, I brought poutine, butter tarts, and some J.P Weiser whiskey.

>>9423070
>tfw no mongol gf

>>9424311
>vinho do porto
>not aged vinho do porto (10 years minimum)
shittier taste

>>9424327
>and some J.P Weiser whiskey
>not Canadian Club and Canada Dry to mix
For shame, anon, for shame...

>>9424311
>>9425343
>Reds with bacalhau

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frankonian masterrace

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USA

>>9423285
> British Soldiers
> Anything but great
I've worked with them before, top quality men

France

We french people do not mix with lower people and culinary wastelands

>>9425893
Yes you do. You guys can't wait to show off and Lord your superiority of food over the britbongs, Aussies, and merilards

>>9425922
You seem to be mistaken

This is what the average frenchman looks like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQE2mVBUhCo

>>9425893
You seem to mixing with Africans pretty well judging by what I saw the last time I was in Marseille.

>>9425985
You're not worthy kissing the feet of french citizen of african descent. At least they're french unlike you

>>9421140
U M A D E L I C I A

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>>9419525
Vla and beer

New Zealand brings crayfish (lobster) and paua (abalone)

>>9423056
Bourbon is from Kentucky, leaf, go cry into your poutine

>>9419551
>Mexico brings guacamole smothered veggie burritos.
bullshit. they bring some combination of steak, cheese and tortilla + light beer

>>9428148
Si. Carne asada y corana de familiar

>>9419551
>Mexico brings guacamole smothered veggie burritos.
this is what california brings
+ henessy and a blunt ...or some sort of ipa?

>>9420902
fuck oath

>>9428155
California brings tri-tip and EITHER a box wine OR micro brew, but not necessarily ipa

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>>9420012
Canada brings Zesty Mordant Doritos and some swish

>>9428169
Swish?

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Colombia brings Bandeja Paisa for everyone. Aguardiente for the Al/ck/s, and our delicious soda called Colombiana. . Manjar Blanco as desert.

>>9428169
Swish is this dirty, shitty tasting, homemade old fuckin liquor that you can barely get in ya, but my fuck does it ever get you some drunk.

But really it's when you fill an old whisky barrel with water and lay it on its side, and give it a quarter turn every day. After a while the water will draw the whisky out of the wood, and you've got swish. My dad made it one time years ago. It's pretty greasy.

>>9428204
Meant to reply to
>>9428174

>>9428189
Lived in Colombia for 3 months and can confirm that Colombiana is the shit. Very similar to Irn Bru found here in the UK.

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>>9421770

>>9424316
the 3rd world?

>>9421467
Latvia

America:
Corn bread and Knob Creek

>>9419525
Ecuador brings guinnie pigs and UMA