Why haven't you purchased the Johnsonville Sizzling Sausage

put those sausages inside your asshole you faggot

>>9418597
buy something that'll only cook one thing?

no thank you.

besides, them snausages taste better when grilled over open flame

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>>9418597
does it double as a panini press?

infact, why dont they just make a panini press with removable/changable plates for this purpose?

>>9418626
Because Johnsonville doesn't make paninis, you metrosexual.

>>9418597
Because I don't buy meme gadgets or shitty, normy tier sausage.

>>9418597
because tons of other products are far more useful

Does anyone remember that hotdog roller guy from a few weeks ago?

>>9418597
Do they make their sausages with a mould? The idea that their sausages are uniform enough to do this is offputting.

>$79.99

>>9418597
I already have a Gary Coleman grill/MP3 player

>>9418626
I think Mike Tyson grills do this

>>9418597
I bet you could fry bananas in that bitch.

>>9418597
Because it's a shitty unitasker. I guess Johnsonville is also sure enough that their product can fit perfectly in there every time.

>>9418626
It's a penis warmer as long as you preheat your penis and not the grill, other wise your penis will be too warm.

>>9418597
I have a fry pan and a grill

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>>9419903
My thought too. It is worthless for any other brand due to size and shape differences.