>Visit parents >Dad passes me a foil wrapped package in

>>9416200
Take what's given with gratitude you fucking cripple.

>>9416200
>who likes garbage
>my son

doesn't look burnt to me. actually looks pretty tasty

That's not burnt and burnt pizza is fine. I've had my parents do the same thing. It's free pizza.

Unless parts of it have turned to ash, it's just fine.

Even if it's blackened you can just scrape the hardened browned cheese off and throw the rest away.

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>mum is cooking pizzas for everyone in the house
>she gives me the burnt one because she knows I don't care

Nobody's in the wrong, don't forget to thank your dad for the gift.

>>9416200
That's not even burnt. It's awesome when your parents send you home with food because you're broke. They had it, you needed it. Win-win.

>>9416200
looks good.

>>9416200
Eat your garbage and shut up, autist.

>>9416200
Looks perfectly cooked, let me translate for you.

>I know you're down on your luck at the moment son so I thought I'd help you out
>Here's a pizza I "burnt" *wink* earlier and I thought you might want it before it gets thrown out

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>>9416200
>Literal garbageman complains about taking out the garbage

How about you stop being a garbage man if you don't like garbage, garbage man.

>>9416375
Who is this semen demon?

>>9416386
my mom

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>>9416214

kek

>>9416200
Food is food. I'd say you.

>>9416200
It's probably a good indication that you're a fucked up person when people think to give you things that have no value whatsoever to them.