>fiancè buys me knife set for anniversary >I already

>>9414724
with the knife

maybe learn how to use a knife then

>>9414724
>>knuckles hit the cutting board
What did anon mean by this?

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>fiance makes me pic related for dinner
>ohboy.jpeg
>it tastes weird
>says she only chucked it in the microwave for a minute and a half instead of the full two.

How do I hide her corpse?

>>9414751
It just makes knife work a bit harder. Every time you make a slice your knuckles hit the board and fucks up the cut.

>>9414975
how the fuck do your knuckles hitting the board? how are you holding your knife??

>>9415070
The handle isn't fucking raised like on a normal knife. That fucking whore bought it at a yard sale.

>>9415072
lmao

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>>9415072
I choose to believe she knew exactly what she was doing.

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>girlfriend asks if I want to try soy milk for a change
>tell her yes
>don't get almond milk I don't like the taste
>she brings almond milk
>i said not to
>she's literally trying to feed me nut milk
>is she saying I'm gay

How do I set her on fire and make it look like an accident?

>>9415400
why the censored nipples tho

>>9415439
christian imageboard

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>>9415072
>secondhand culinary

>>9414754
Give her to me. I could use a cock slave

>>9415418
>50% more cum.
If only...

>>9415454
Its a trap though so male nips should be fine

>>9415400
Who dis bitch

>>9415665
Her cock isn't very big though

>>9414740
fpbp

>>9414751
He lopped off his knuckles and they fell on the cuttingboard.

>>9414724
>My imaginary waifu did a meme.
How do I over react?