>buy a chocolate bar >contains two servings Who the fuck

No one does, the candy companies just want to say their product isn't "bad for you."

I eat a single square sometimes. Only fat poor people eat whole bars of chocolate.

>>9412855
Chocolate bar or candy bar? I can stretch a bar of chocolate for a while.

>>9412855
I normally break off the first "row" and eat that as my serving for desert.

>>9412855
>Who the fuck eats half a chocolate bar?

Who cares? Are you incapable of doing basic arithmetic?

>>9412855
Non-fatties

I eat my chocolate bar over the course of 2 weeks. Never chew on it, just let small pieces melt for dessert.

Only a poorfag like Charlie would eat a minuscule piece of his Wonka bar, now Augustus is the patrician who would eat multiple full sized candy bars for one "serving"

they do something similar on the birdeye protein blends. it's basically one serving but they list it as two servings so they can put 500mg of sodium on the label instead of 1000mg

>>9412862
this
I've been working my way through a bar for a week now
I am an experienced triathlete and I make 139k a year

>>9414821
lol

File: excellence-bar-dark-chocolate-99-percent-cocoa-SKU-391872-450x450.png (250KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google]

250KB, 450x450px

>>9412855
>buy 1 bar of this
>only eat 1/4 of a square a day

How fat do you need to be to eat more than 1/84th of a chocolate bar in a single day?

>>9414843
kill yourself

>>9414850
I'm sorry if my mean post made you sad Anon. Eat another half a pound of chocolate to make yourself feel better.

>>9412855
Joking aside.

I've been practicing MMA for 6 years now, along with box for 7 years, I think I could.

As well as bodybuilding for 4 years, 1.87m for 86kg.

The speed I'm granted is mad, and so are my reflexes. I'd just have to wait for him to rush towards me and throw good punches right at his head. I'd not let him go, any mistake and the gorilla's done for. There'll always be virgins here thinking that it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower to begin with, my friends. And secondly, you're not gonna do anything with the cowardly-shaped bodies you've got.

Any barely trained man can defeat a gorilla with a knife. With bare hands, it's not necessarily more complicated, all it requires is technique.

>>9415031
Stale pasta dude

>>9412862
>I eat a single square sometimes.
This. A chocolate bar is like 6+ servings to me, depending on the size of it.

>>9415040
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

File: mc-9001-web1d.jpg (140KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 1000x1000px

>>9412855
This is my favorite chocolate. I usually eat around one section a week on a night when I need to be up for work and hadn't been able to sleep that day. It's expensive but not when you figure how slowly you go through it.

>>9412869
may want to trim that amount down a bit there, rations are important if you're in a desert

>>9415026
chocolate is the best medicine you know

>>9415779
nigga you thinkin laughter

>>9415106
Nice!

File: 1319352675704.png (36KB, 152x201px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 152x201px

>serving of flamin hot cheetos is 12 cheetos

>bag size
>4 ounces


>servings per bag
>about 62

File: 39cc63c1b1fbd91117921a27208498440be76641195d641e45cbc65e907c4d1a.jpg (11KB, 224x225px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 224x225px

>>9415864

>Calories per serving: 200
>Servings per bag: Roughly three hundred and eighty nine

How am I supposed to eat this without dying on contact

File: 636005029729535355-293577795_ramen.jpg (388KB, 1600x1354px) Image search: [Google]

388KB, 1600x1354px

>>9415864
>Serving is half a block

>>9412869
>>9412862
>>9412868
>>9414843
What you are referring to is a BLOCK of chocolate, not a bar.

>>9412862
Maybe if your poor Charlie, finish you cabbage soup.

>>9412855
I often wish vending machines sold little fun size bars for 25 or even 50 cents. Sometimes I might get a craving for something sweet but not all that hungry and not that much sugar and can't stand paying for a whole bar that I wouldnt be able to finish. And inb4
>"save it for later"
I'm not a pre diabetic lard ass and don't want sweets all that often so I don't want to have to keep up with a partially wrapped candy bar for days

>>9415106
That looks lecker as fuck

>>9415106
Isn't that the stuff Luftwaffe pilots used to carry in their gear?? Where did you buy it?

>>9417111
I'm not the guy you're replying to, but yes, that was the same stuff issued by the Germans during WWII (to all branches, not just the airforce). I've bought it at World Market before. I've also ordered it from Amazon.

>>9412855
My mother. She weighed more than me until 2 years ago and I'm 8" taller and 30 years younger.

It's always fatties that go crazy with these things. Normal people don't care about a trivial 100 calories.

>>9417130
When I find sellers on eBay selling the 10 packs I usually snatch them up, but Amazon does work in a pinch. My brother was staying with us, saw a tin on my desk, didn't realize what it was, and ate around 10 pieces of it. Laughs were had

>>9412855
>recipe calls for a chcken breast or a tomato
>there are chicken breasts and comatos 3 times bigger than others at the supermarket

File: 5f53b8ee-00a3-4dfd-89d5-5103e99eb9f9.png (99KB, 275x283px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 275x283px

The real crime is that a tallboy of Steel Reserve is considered two servings... Who drinks a half of the can and says WELP just gonna put this in the fridge and have it later

File: 13wmt-jumbo-v3.jpg (85KB, 1024x637px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 1024x637px

>>9415892
This is a chocolate BAR, you giant snatch.

>>9412855
They mean that u can eat 2 choccy bars in one serving, idiot. Wtf eat just 1? 1 hershy choccy bar is a kids's desert. 2 choccy bars is for adult serving.

>>9412855
>buy a bottle of soda
>contains two servings
Who the fuck drinks just half a drink?

>>9414843
>buy 1 bar of this
>only eat 1/4 of a square a day

Well, duh. No one can stomach a whole piece of that bitter anus brick in one sitting, nevermind the whole bar.

You eat a whole candy bar in a day because it actually tastes good.

>>9415864
>>serving of flamin hot cheetos is 12 cheetos
That's why you dig through the bag and find the biggest ones so you get the best calorie:cheeto ratio.

File: vinnie vegemite.gif (3MB, 344x260px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 344x260px

>>9419138
>hersheys

>>9416071
The big-name retailer I work for sells tiny bars of chocolate the size of a tiny LED flashlight for 80 cents.

Doesnt stop people from buying them by the whole cartonful.

>>9422048
hershey bars are sold at my local supermarket as an exotic american import and costs twice the amount of premium chocolate bars that actually include cacao

>>9422070
You aren't actually supposed to buy American food in other countries: it's just there as comfort pickups for American tourists.
t. American who regularly bought $5 boxes of Kraft mac and cheese while studying in Budapest

File: WFCrisp-473x186.png (104KB, 473x186px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 473x186px

Funny, I was eating one of these yesterday and it was already broken in half when I got it.
That definitely made it easier to have one serving.

File: 40210fa21494035b899f5963ddb750b8--seinfeld-quotes-jerry-seinfeld.jpg (27KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 500x375px

>>9422093
>t. American who regularly bought $5 boxes of Kraft mac and cheese while studying in Budapest

>>9422110
I also went to the local bakeries often and ate out with my friends, but my mommy raised me on the blue box since she's a shit cook and it's comfort food for me.

>>9412855
They do that so retards that glance at the nutrition facts see "Only 120 calories!"

>>9414821
lmao
Math PhD here, 600k starting

File: 1446851159428.png (19KB, 592x492px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 592x492px

>>9422209
>Math PhD
>600k starting

Funniest thing I've read online today, thanks Anon

File: ze7BjJE.gif (622KB, 511x665px) Image search: [Google]

622KB, 511x665px

do americans really know how to do this

>>9417148
>consumed a little over a cup of coffee's worth of caffeine
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>9422255
So I'm not a /sip/ addict

>>9422093
Only place I can find vanilla cream soda and beef jerky.

>>9422483
What? I thought jerky and cream soda were popular in all of western society

>>9422236
If it involved statistics in the financial sector it's more than possible and in fact a certainty.

>>9422236
>he doesn't know the joke

File: 800px-Egri_no.jpg (221KB, 800x1025px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 800x1025px

>>9422093
>an american studying in Hungary

LMAO, what a waste of a student loan. What were you studying, the history of vampires or the development of the feminist movement in communist satellite countries?

>>9422599
No. Salaries over $300k are basically unheard of even in finance. Once you get into the mid 6 figures total comp, the bulk of the person's income is usually in the form of bonuses, options, and so on

>>9422048
Still a chocolate bar, albeit a shitty one.

File: hot-duck-face-guy-harry-styles-Favim.com-726575.jpg (32KB, 480x415px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 480x415px

>>9421857
>Americans

>>9422678
I actually was a history major.
>LMAO, what a waste of a student loan
Didn't spend a dime of my own money since the army paid for it:^)