Do you like oysters on the half-shell? What are your favourite

I haven't ever had oysters on the half shell. I think they'd taste fine but I don't know that I'd be down with the texture.

>>9407452
>Do you like oysters on the half-shell?
Yes
>What are your favourite accompaniments?
A glass of Muscadet, or white Bordeaux.

>>9407452
Oysters are gross, always taste like sperm to me and feel like a limp dick is in your mouth

>>9409640

>he knows what sperm tastes like
>he knows what limp dick feels like in your mouth

>>9409695
>doesn't know that /ck/ is mostly women
Oh sweetie...

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>>9409640
either you're gay and need to get good or you aren't and are actually gay but in denial

>>9407452
mignonette or lemon juice are the only acceptable toppings, hot sauce and horseradish overpower it

I like them with Champagne ::drops monocle::