>be me >get to seattle, have dinner, be walking home, decide

dumbass lol

>teenage line cook at shitty diner
>this one qt waitress has been making eyes at me for a while
>one day we're both on the closing shift and everybody else has already left
>make her some god-tier hash browns and share a slice of pie
>keep inching closer and closer in the booth
>kiss her
>we start making out, pie growing cold on the table
>hot n heavy
>reach under her shirt to undo her bra
>normally pretty good at this, but can't get it this time
>fiddling with an unfamiliar clasp shape for minutes
>her phone rings
>oh sorry anon, I have to go! see you Monday teehee
>finish cleaning
>as I'm scrubbing the grill, I realize
>it was a twist-off

>>9404620
I chuckled

I know it's not for wine but I hope you all know this technique. In some parts of the world it's a tell for severe faggotry, to not be able to open a beer with most common objects.

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>>9404628
forgot pic

>>9404629
What are you a freshman in college? Anybody who's 18 yrs plus knows your little lighter "trick"

>>9404633
I would have thought so as well but my travels have convinced me otherwise. Also i didn't claim this is a trick.

>>9404628
If you don't know how to use an edge to take off a cap ur a fgt

>>9404633
That's right you said technique, my bad.

>>9404628
>>9404629
Any man who doens't know how to do this or fails to do it properly should have his man-card confiscated on site. I'm not joking. Not knowing how to do this makes you a faggot or a woman.

>>9404628
>>9404629
>not using your teeth, a wall or belt buckle

>>9404740
>teeth
retarded
>wall
if it's not yours I guess
>buckle
decent option

Eye socket is there it's at.