Just got back from a theater where this was out next to the fake-butter

Oldfag here.

OP, I'm going to let you in on a secret here.

As you get older.....things will change.

my closest theater makes you buy your own shakers, we don't get that shit for free.

we do get hot butter, jalapenos, and regular popcorn salt though.

Kettle corn + ranch is god tier

>>9399524

Now I may be an old man here, but when I was a kid you had to sneak in your own beer. And you had to steal that shit from your friends dad.

My how the times have changed.

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>>9399524
what does kettle corn even mean?

>>9399586
>things will change

That sounds fucking terrible

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>>9400500
I mean is it corn flavoring for your'e popcorn? for what purpose?

>>9400500
It's basically sugar

What's better, white or nacho?

>>9400579
you mean powdered hfcs

>>9399524
my theater has old bay available, you can cover your popcorn in crab juice and old bay

>>9400503
Literal definition of autism. Get checked.

>ranch

I can understand the others but this shit needs to go

>>9400566
I bet corn syrup on popcorn would be great

>>9400784
The Old Bay at my theater is for crab legs only. How do you put Old Bay on your popcorn without being caught?

>>9401434
my theater doesn't have penis inspectors during matinees

>>9399524
A movie theater I used to go to as a kid had a setup exactly like this 10-12 years ago