how does this video make you feel /ck/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS3PlaC6swk
>>9396171
If she wants salmon then eat god damned salmon. Not this Frankenstein tomato bullshit.
>>9396171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHQh-xtWcAw
this is just retarded. i mean why bother? just eat meat, nothing wrong with eating meat.
>>9396171
these fucking people jump through so many hoops just to eat something that reminds them of the thing they've determined never to eat again. Just eat what makes you happy ffs
that's not smoked salmon, that's carrot and tomato on a fucking bagel. vegans are so fucking retarded, how do they even manage to breathe properly?
>>9396171
Honestly it's probably not that bad but I just find it strange that you always see vegans trying to mimic the taste of animal products.
>>9396171
and I thought my father used too much salt
>>9396199
that's how you cure meat actually. except for putting it in the oven i mean
>>9396171
i mean, all the ingredients would be good, the end product would be good but doing it just because you don't want to eat meat is dumb. you clearly want to eat meat because you just busted your balls to make something that to you has all the same properties as meat just none of the "cruelty" why not just adapt your diet
>>9396204
yeah, I was just making a funny goof about the curing process. I dry fish the same way
>>9396171
what fuckn race and ethnicity are these idiots now, i cant even tell due to their fucked up diet and retarded hair
>>9396206
>all the same properties as meat
Ask me how I know you haven't tasted it.
>>9396206
Because they still desire those flavors I'd assume? Most people don't want to be vegan, they feel the need to, so they still miss meat.
it's impressive to which lengths vegans go to emulate different animal flavors
>>9396221
i call them mystery meat, mud people, dindus, nation destroyers, welfare leaches, eetc
i'd try it
i don't eat salmon because i'm anaphylactic with fish
>>9396604
ummm cant u talk about ur fave youtbuers without putting other ppl down
>>9396171
I don't understand why vegans try to emulate meat. The healthy decision is to just eat meat a normal amount, no more than once a day.
>>9396198
Since you have that much trouble grasping this somewhat simple concept:
Vegans don't dislike the taste of animal products, they dislike animal products.
>>9396171
I want it
>>9396171
the carrots look good, calling them vegan salmon is absolutely retarded tho
i may try making them at home, to eat with some real salmon and chese perhaps
Fake meat is a byproduct of animals dying.
>>9396221
i think she identifies as a raspberry, just look at her hair
Wouldn't it be better to call it a cured carrot bagel instead of a unsmoked smoked salmonless salmon bagel?
She pronounces salade niçoise right, so there's that. Shame there isn't salmon in salade niçoise.