>leave can opener and sieve in the sink
>no time to clean
>come back
>they're covered in rust
>leave old spoon covered in tomato sauce
>come back and it's oxidised to shit
>leave sieve in pan filled with water mixed with old butter and other foodwares
>leave it for a month
>come back
>throw them both away
leave muenster cheese, lettuce, milk, cooked asparagus, plastic-wrapped raw chicken and a bag of pomegranates in the fridge while traveling through Europe
>come back three months later
>chicken tasted fine, everything else is inedible
I thought baking soda prevented stuff from going bad
>>9394631
why the fuck didn't you freeze it
>>9394631
>Ate three month old raw, unfrozen chicken
How the fuck are you still alive?
>get honey from wild bees
>put in clay pots
>store for later consumption
>leave with friends
>travel to Greenland
>return home to my shieldmaiden
>my honey has gone bad
>no reason to waste it
>drink it
>this is the drink of Valhalla!
>praise to Odin!
>mfw
>>9394611
>>9394606
>buy a premade sub wrapped in plastic for lunch, like the ones you'd get at a grocery store
>don't eat it, but toss it into my fridge
>have to fly to texas for a seven week training course
>forget about the sub, get back and it's a black liquid mess still wrapped in plastic, like a shit balloon.
>>9394701
>>my honey has gone bad
>throw salad from the fridge to the trash before going for a trip
>forget to take out trash before leaving
>come back two months later
>call the police because you think the neighbour has died
>check trash and realize that the smell comes from that
>vomit
>>9394701
>raw honey goes bad
Stop using your piss pots to store honey. Raw honey will literally never go bad at room temp.
>>9394767
Have you ever found a liquid potato in the bottom of your potato stack?
>owning a uni-tasker like a can-opener
>not just using a knife
>>9394826
>ever opening a can at all
>not just using fresh, dried or frozen
>>9394781
>viking times
>room temp
>>9394701
>my honey has gone bad
Hold the fucking phone