This guy is going to eat the last food that you had What

>>9392468
>It oddly reminds me of terrible old video games

>>9392468
He looks like Parker from mcjuggernuggets

it's bloody piss mate! it tastes like me wee mate had a wank into the tin!

>>9392496
It's some british actor from a movie called the fuzz and also in a zombie movie with another fat guy.
They pair them together like it's funny

>>9392468
Bee-boop
Bee-boop
Boop-boop
Hello!

>>9392504
It isn't Simon Pegg

>>9392468
I don't know who this is but I ate a frozen Kit Kat single, if anyone would like to know.
I'm sure he'd like it, it was nice.

>>9392496
>>9392504
>not knowing who he is

Leave immediately.

"It's just bloody sausage n' chips, nothin' special 'bout it at all, pretty bland if i do say so myself"

Mmmmm, yes, a blood chicken sandwich. But, please m8, don't overstuff it

>Totino's frozen pizza

Surprised he hasn't done a video on that actually. He would probably like the crisp crust but complain about the grease from the cheese.

i got sick of him when he started overscripting everything and doing noticeable cuts
but i had some chicken vindaloo, i'm sure it'd be too spicy for him

Oh man I haven't watched Shaun of the Dead in years!

>>9392468
He takes a tiny, tiny bite and then severely overreacts to it.

fuckin discount simon pegg

poundland simon pegg

Prop humor Simon Pegg

>>9392582
>>9393569
bamboozled af

>>9394208
I remember one video where you could tell he didn't take a bite at all and he still reacted like a twat.

>>9392468
Stuart ashen noice

>>9392468
>damn arbys is actually fucking good.

>>9392468
I dunno, who is he?

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>>9394893
1/20 posters got it right
Fuck me

love him on youtube, Quest for the game child was pretty funny, and i hope he enjoys the spoiled milk i accidentally took a sip of 5 mins ago

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He couldna taste the food due to his tears flooding the dish over the fact he canna be John Simm never eva. He just cries and cries and cries and ruins my colcannon, roasted duck, peas and bangers. I don't even place a napkin at his setting.

Who the fuck are you and why do you care about my reuben-burger? I'd be more than happy to tell him about it but if he's the same Ashen from Jaws 2, he should probably be in prison for crimes against humanity.

>>9393569
>i have no idea what a rhetorical question is
>i have no idea what a figure of speech is
>i have no idea what exaggeration is
>i do, however, take every opportunity i can to make other people look like idiots, while accidentally showing everyone how retarded i am myself

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>>9393536
>I don't know who ashens is

REEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9395601
Fuck off /v/eddit with your eceleb friend sims

>>9396074
Holy fuck what a newfag

>>9392468
He says it was a mediocrely-cooked chicken hindquarter with slightly-less mediocre gravy..
Who is this guy again, and why should I care?

The roast is greassay, very greassay

It's quite unpleasant actually