>make weekend reservations at every restaurant in town

>>9387662
Why?

>>9387712
No weekend dinner dates for the wagies.

>>9387662
haha nice meme :DDDD

you will eventually get fucked by doing that

>>9387734
You realize about 5 minutes after you don't show the restaurants just give away the table to the next person waiting?

>>9387734
You really think that some guy calling in and not showing up is going to stop us? That's adorable.

>makes reservations all over town for months pretending to be my apprentice and/or his gf
>keep it up until not place in town will accept a reservation from them
>the only food they can now buy is take out
That's what he has earned spilling my coffee

>>9387662
Faggot, soon you'll need a faceberg account to make a reservation

>>9387756
>my apprentice
What brings a master wizard to this board?

>>9387662
this dastardly villain

>>9387760
Tendies

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>Order a shitload of food from Applebees to go
>Never go and pick it up
HA

>>9387760
>I am not a cook
Builder breh

D A M A G E D

>>9387820
You just gave free food to all the staff, front end and boh

>>9387849
How is it free?

itt: barbarians

>trying to impress freind
>order a shitload of food to go
>never pick it up
>next day get a call from them
>they have my real name (how??) and say they'll call the police if i don't come in and pay for it
>go in and pay, they lecture me for ages, call me a baby, theif, never amount to anything, literally crying
>ask can i have the food
>No, get out
>-o-ok
worst experience of my life

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>>9387662
>eat at restaurant
>finish meal
>order soda refill to go
>dump it into the booth seat
>no tip

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>buy honeycrisp apples
>ring them up as red delicious at self checkout

>>9387869
>>9387881
>eat at an upscale restaurant
>leave a penny tip

>>9387734
yes because every restaurant only has the capacity for one reservation

>>9387890
I laugh at cheap ass faggots like you every day. Just today a faggot picked up her Bentley from the valet right in front of me and didn't tip anything. It's just a matter of class

>>9387851
It costs the restaurant money but if no one picks it up the staff just splits it up.

>>9387865
>>trying to impress freind
>>order a shitload of food to go
>>never pick it up
Did your friend not notice the food never showing up?

>>9387865
kek

>>9387742
>>9387754
>>9387892
>wagies getting all ragie
Keeping kissing Mr Shekelsteins ass wagies!!

>>9388020
Why on earth would one get mad at some little kid's impotent crying on the internet? :)

>>9388027
>I-I-I'm not mad!!! *smiley to make him think I'm amused* y-you child!

Keep up the butthurt, wagie cuckie. It fuels me.

>>9388032
If you say so, bud.

>>9387907
u mad

>>9388027
>responding to obvious trolls

>>9387662
>>9387734
based

>>9387865
Don't post this again or at least lie and give me a happy ending

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>>9387907
Oh no, the wagie valet is laughing because I didn't tip him bigly for driving a few minutes in my bugatti? That really hurts my fee fees. Now hurry up and give me my keys, Paco.

>>9387865
How old? Huh? Seems illegal...

Praise kek!

>>9388425
Ive lost track of what she looks like unedited

>>9387662
>suddenly have 30 holding fee charges to your card