>eat 1/2 of the fries >eat the burger >eat the other

Be still troll.

>>9387457
you forgot step 4
>wash it down with as much soda as you can chug through your straw until something hurts

>not taking a bite of a burger, three fries with a dollop of ketchup and then washing it down with a gulp of Coca-Cola (tm) all in one bite

Plebs, all of you.

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>>9387457

>>9387457
I keep the ratio 1:1, eating both main and side throughout the meal so that the experience is even throughout.

>>9387457

>Put fries on your burgee
>Eat half the fries
>Eat the burger

I recognise this order is retarded but it's the way I do it

>>9387457
>Lettuce on top of the burger
Disgusting

>>9387478
this should apply to pretty much any meal

>>9387457
I have an eating disorder and do just that when I'm binging, so I think that confirms that it's actually the worst way.

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Checkmate

>>9387581
The optimal burger stacking, from top to bottom is
>toasted top bun
>sauce(s)
>lettuce stuck to sauce(s)
>tomato
>cheese on top of burger
>burger cooked medium rare and seasoned with pepper and salt
>toasted bottom bun
Anything else is suboptimal. Other toppings may be added between the sauce and lettuce but you hastily reduce the rustic simplicity of the burger and thus its goodness.

This post is indisbutible fact.

>>9387595
those sandwiches are so bland. it's just a mouthful of soft potato

>TAKE BITE OF BURGER
>CHEW
>HALF WAY THROUGH CHEW SHOVE FRIES IN
>REPEAT TILL FINISHED

Only way

>>9387457
Fries must be completely consumed before a single bite of the burger can take place.

I eat burger first since it most expensive. That way I finish all of burger and don't waste money by fill up on fries first and cannot finish dead cow.

>>9388501
This guy gets it

>>9387457
do you also REEE if different foods on your plate touch?

>>9387609
You forgot the pickles.

>>9387609
>>9390229
And the onion.

>eat 1/16 of the fries
>eat 1/8 of the burger
>eat 1/16 of the fries

Any other order is inferior.