>gin or vodka? >which brand? >dry or wet? >stirred

dr pepper

>>9378996

>Vodka
>Popov
>Dry
>Shaken
>Pearl onion
>No

Gibsons 4 lyfe, breh.

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>>9378996
>>dry or wet?
>>dirty?

>>9379132
>>>dry or wet?
refers to amount of vermouth used. less is dry, standard amount is wet.
>>>dirty?
added olive juice

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just fuck around till you get it right
switch is up everytime you mix a new one
also consider pure ethanol instead gin of vodka, or rum for that matter. Light rum will also work
t. certified alco, you can trust me... alc makes people tell the truth

>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no

>>9378996
Gin. Any brand better than Gordon's, gin really doesn't vary in quality as much as they want you to think.
"Gin martini straight up with olives."
"What type of gin sir?"
"Tanqueray."
I say this, knowing that it's probably the cheapest acceptable gin they have.

>>9379253
The great part about martinis is that it's 2 shots of liquor for the price of a mixed drink. $10 average around here. I like martinis guys.

>>9379257
>not making them yourself in the comfort of your own home

>>9379286
>I drink alone

back to the al/ck/y thread with you

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>>9379298
anon, why so mean?

>>9379257
I don't get the whole anti-vermouth thing with drier and drier martinis. You end up basically drinking chilled gin or vodka. Fine if you like that, but it's meant to be a cocktail.

>>9379298
>drink alone
Why don't you share them with your wife or girlfriend?

>>9379257
6 parts gin 1 part vermouth

>>9379004
Liked

>>9378996
>vodka
>stolichnaya
>dry
>stirred
>olive or nothing
>dirty

I'm lazy though so I dump about 3 oz vodka into a glass, put a tiny bit of tonic in there and a little squirt of lemon juice. Also ice

>>9378996
>Open can of La Croix
>Drink some of it
>Pour vodka in can
>Gently mix with a swirling motion
>Drink while watching YouTube videos/TV shows
>Repeat with entire 12-pack
>Eat pizza like a retard, sauce stains on shirt and toppings falling on floor and desk
>Pass out on living room floor and piss pants

My weekends are awesome, I sure love my life!

>>9378996
>pour gin into martini glass
>whisper "vermouth" at it

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>>9379482
Vermouth Lives Matter.

>vodka
>Tito's
>wet
>shaken
>olives
>dirty

>>9379472
You sound like me a year ago when I stayed with my parents.

>gin
>dillon's
>wet if they have good vermouth, dry otherwise
>shaken
>twist

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>gin
>Beefeater
>dry
>stirred
>twist
>never

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>>9378996
>vodka
>the best they got
>dry
>doesn't matter
>olives
>dirty

>>9378996
Bombay Sapphire, sweet vermouth, shaken vigorously, garnished with a twist of lime.

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>>9378996

Gin for sure. Vodka lacks gin of any sort.

As for the garnishes, You can get pretty creative. I occasionally put some pickled herring on a skewer instead of olives; it still gives the salt factor, but with a slightly fishy, tang.

It's much better than it sounds.

>>9378996
Beer. I'm a violent drunk with liquor.

>>9379385
ReeeeeeeeeeeEeeEee

6 parts plymouth gin
1 part dolin dry
2 dashes regans no. 6 orange bitters
stirred
lemon peel

>>9379245
>>9379286
>>9379340
>>9379472
>>9379612
>>9380700
>>9380724
Did I just stumble into /alc/?

And how come no one posted this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d77_EvmkPo
Olives are mandatory!

>>9378996
gin
any
wet
doesn't matter, stirring is easier
olives
yes

>>9380697
Sounds aight

>>9378996
>Tito's
>Just wetting the glass with the vermouth
>Stirred
>Olives
>Filthy. I add lemon juice on top of a lot of olive juice.

>gin or vodka?
gin
>which brand?
brokers if they have it, anything better than the well if they don't
>dry or wet?
Sahara dry
>stirred or shaken?
shaken
>olives or lemon garnish?
lemon
>dirty?
no

Fucking love martinis